Ding Ze used a flashlight to illuminate the two corpses in the darkness at the end of the stone chamber. He did not make a sound, but he had no chance to make a sound.
Because the fat man's voice was a step faster, "Two rice dumplings!"
Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang were looking at the ancient stone box on the ground. The stone box was about half a meter high and one meter long. It was not made of the black rocks that can be seen everywhere in Jingjue Ancient City. It was very gray and simple.
The most important thing is that the appearance is very strange, the craftsmanship is extremely precise, and there are several stone paintings carved on it. These features attracted the attention of Hu Bayi and two people, so they did not see the two corpses illuminated by Ding Ze at the first time.
Until I heard the fat man's voice.
The two of them raised their heads and looked at the corpse together.
Hu Bayi's reaction was better. After all, he had seen the super giant rice dumpling Queen Jingjue not long ago. These two corpses were nothing compared to Queen Jingjue.
Shirley Yang had not seen Queen Jingjue, but she was startled and subconsciously took two steps back.
Hu Bayi blinked his eyes hard, and after seeing clearly, he raised his hand and gave the fat man a tap on the back of his head. The sound was a bit dull.
"It's scary to scare people to death. Don't be fooled by Zongzi Zongzi at all times. These two are obviously about to become fossils. They have been dead for thousands of years at least. This damn place turns out to be a tomb."
The fat man scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "Isn't this my first reaction? You said this ghost place, seeing the corpse, thinking of rice dumplings..."
As soon as she finished speaking, Shirley Yang suddenly made a sound and her eyes became unkind.
She is a smart woman, and she had serious doubts about her previous behavior. However, a series of things happened and she had no time or opportunity to mention this matter.
Now there is!
"You old fool, you actually lied to me?"
"I asked you before, what did you say? You two guys are obviously tomb robbers!!!"
After saying that, Shirley YangMeng turned to Ding Ze, who had remained silent until now, "And you, you too!"
Ding Ze:?????
Hu Bayi and Fatty:?????
The audience who saw this scene in the live broadcast room:...
"I can't understand the development of this plot. What do you think?"
"How else can I watch it? Just lie on the bed and watch it."
"I was sitting on the toilet watching it."
“…..”
"Speaking of which, I just realized a problem. Anchor, you are now in a small room of about ten square meters, with no way to the sky and no way to the earth... And then you three men and a beautiful woman... This plot is a bit
Too familiar, host, do you understand what I mean?"
"Damn it! You upstairs are really talented! I've seen this kind of art work too!"
"Warn the people upstairs that this is not a lawless place. If you dare to talk nonsense again, you will be arrested... But let's talk about it, anchor, the three of them are almost finished, otherwise, they will die under the peony flower.
Is it romantic to be a ghost?"
Ding Ze:???????
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Hu Bayi has a bit of a naughty personality. At this moment when Shirley Yang identified his identity, he immediately started to defend himself subconsciously, "I didn't lie to you. Don't act like a wronged little daughter-in-law."
"I told you, I just study Feng Shui and astrology as a hobby. Do you understand my hobby?"
The fat man heard this and quickly nodded in agreement, "Yes, this is a hobby. Some men like to watch action movies, and some men like to dress up as women. Lao Hu and I like to study rice dumplings! Miss Yang, you can eat whatever you want.
Don't talk nonsense! Neither of us has married yet. Our reputation has been ruined. What will we do if we can't get a wife?"
"Don't say you are marrying us. Although you are a rich woman, Lao Hu and I are both good men with principles and will never compromise for money!"
The fat man had such a powerful mouth. He was talking so loudly that Shirley Yang couldn't even talk back.
Ding Ze was so happy to see it, but he didn't expect... This damn fat man actually brought the topic to him as he talked, "By the way, Old Ding, you haven't married a wife yet, do you like rich women?
"
Ding Ze:??????
"Fat man, I really suggest you speak less."
After saying that, he looked at Shirley Yang.
Of course, Shirley Yang was extremely angry. Her hands were clenched into fists. Judging from her posture, she seemed to be planning to pounce on the fat man in the next second and fight to the death with him!
Ding Ze saw the two clenched fists.
Hu Bayi also saw it and moved his mouth, probably wanting to act as a peacemaker and end the matter. Unexpectedly, before he could say a word, Shirley Yang's gritted teeth beat him to it.
"A thousand pieces of gold will be hung on the fixed plate, and the Haizi Gua will ring. Hook, kick, and fight the pole to pour money into Yuanliang. The moon move will bring you a lot of money."
The moment the words entered the air, Hu Bayi's body shook violently.
The fat man didn't understand, and was a little confused by the fuck, "Speak in human language, don't say any unintelligible bird language!"
Ding Ze heard this and spoke, "Fat man, this is not a bird's song. What Miss Yang said is the lip code for fighting in reverse!"
The fat man didn't quite understand the meaning of the word 'lip code', so he immediately asked, "What lip code?"
Ding Ze laughed, "The business of fighting is a hidden business, just like there are code words in the underworld. In the underworld, abducting women is called opening a note, smuggling goods is called backing, selling children is called moving stones, and thieves
Calling Buddha, etc. In the business of fighting, there are naturally rules and lingo to facilitate communication between colleagues, which is the lip code!"
The fat man understood and was shocked, "Damn it, uncle! You woman, you are a thief! You are just a tomb robber, and you dare to rake someone down!"
Shirley Yang: "(??へ??)!!!!"
Staring at the fat man fiercely, Shirley Yang was really going crazy with anger. No, her body was trembling slightly because of her anger.
However, she still didn't say anything to the fat man, not a word.
This kind of performance made Ding Ze think of a sentence, which said, if I am really angry with you to the extreme, and you are a dead person in my eyes, then of course I will not waste even a word on you. After all,
, what should I say to a dead man?
Staring at the fat man fiercely, Shirley Yang looked at Ding Ze and said, "You are a tomb robber, do you want to make excuses?"
Ding Ze smiled but did not answer.
Seeing this, Shirley Yang didn't bother, and moved her eyes to look at Hu Bayi again, "Your reaction has betrayed you, can you understand what I am saying!"
Hu Bayi: "...Um, this and that, I'm sorry, I was distracted just now, what are you talking about?"
Shirley Young: “??????”
Hearing this, the fat man immediately gave Hu Bayi a thumbs up with a bright smile, "Old Hu, you are still taller. Every thing comes down. I don't think Old Ding likes rich women either. How about that?"
If you feel aggrieved, accept it?"
"Take it in, sir! Stop talking nonsense!" Hu Bayi said anxiously.
At this time, Shirley Yang really couldn't bear it. She was probably afraid that she might have a heart attack if she got angry like this, so she had no choice but to say.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it now. If we can leave alive, we need to have a good talk. Otherwise, forget about the money we promised you. After all, you didn't tell the truth in the first place."
Hu Bayi said nothing.
The fat man immediately wanted to say something more, but Hu Bayi quickly pulled him to signal to stop talking.
So the fat man had no choice but to take back the fragrance that reached his mouth. He lowered his head and whispered, 'Banana, you idiot!'