"Well done, fat man. As long as you can't do it to death, you'll do it to death!"
"Haha, this fat guy really gets more and more interesting the more I look at it. It makes me think that maybe I need to change my requirements for future boyfriends... I feel like it would be pretty good to find such an interesting fat guy as my boyfriend.
of."
"Yes, yes, if you have a boyfriend like Fatty, you will definitely have a lot of fun in the future."
"Comrade Wang Kaixuan, congratulations on your success in changing my view of fat people. I have decided to get in touch with the fat people around me starting from tomorrow..."
The audience of female sand sculptures were laughing and chirping at the same time.
At this time, Ding Dong, Lao Wang from next door appeared and said, "Ahem, most fat people are indeed more interesting. The problem is, ladies and sisters, if you find a fat man as your boyfriend, you won't be afraid of being crushed to death... or you won't be able to sit still.
Are you here?"
"?????"
The fat people in the live broadcast room saw that their own time was coming. How could they endure such words? They were all filled with indignation and roared!
"o(*≧▽≦)ツ!!! Damn it! Mr. Wang next door, why did our fat man offend you? You are so damn murderous!"
"Lao Wang next door, where do you live? How about I send you some souvenirs?"
"Old Wang next door, cutting off people's financial opportunities is like killing their parents! Preventing others from playing sports with my little sister is even like destroying nine tribes of people!!"
"What the hell are you, rat tail juice!"
"..."
See the situation.
A group of female spectators: "(′?_?`)"
"What Mr. Wang next door said actually makes sense... As the old saying goes, a chicken has a small belly. That fat man's belly is so big..."
"Well, I'd better think about it again."
"agree."
"This kind of thing must be done cautiously and carefully again!"
"..."
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On the top of the apse.
I really didn't expect that Fatty would want money but not his life to such an extent. After a brief moment of astonishment, he could only shake his head in confusion, and then spoke decisively.
"Damn fat man, stop talking nonsense and come up here quickly!"
Fatty: "???, Old Ding, why are you so angry? I obviously mean well..."
Before Fatty could finish his words, he was forcibly interrupted by Hu Bayi, "Damn Fatty, you'd better shut up quickly, otherwise I'm really afraid that I can't control myself and will kick you down!"
Fatty: "???!!"
The fat man stopped talking and let out a long sigh. Then he stood up silently, climbed through the gap in the roof of the hall, and climbed onto the tiles.
time is limited.
As soon as the fat man came out, Ding Ze moved his body and quickly returned to the main beam to stand still. He followed Ma Liu and pulled the rope, lowering himself down little by little.
Hu Bayi saw it and said, "Old Ding, are you okay alone?"
Ding Ze smiled and said, "No problem."
Hu Bayi: "Then let me go and see what's going on with that big red robe and the human head on it! I won't be able to relax until I figure this out!"
After hearing the words, Ding Ze did not respond immediately. He thought for a moment, "Be careful, don't fall."
"Um!"
Ding Ze didn't make any sound, he just landed slowly.
The main beam is about ten meters above the ground.
This height is not an exaggeration, it can only be said to be a little exaggerated.
Of course, with Ding Ze's current skills... it's trivial.
About ten seconds later.
Accompanied by the pungent smell of mercury, Ding Ze lightly kicked the stone tablet at his feet and swung himself to the mural wall. Then he loosened the rope slightly and arrived successfully because a gap was created by the tripod cover.
And a small part of the jade letter was revealed.
"I guessed it right, there is indeed something hidden in this mural wall!"
Seeing Yu Han, Ding Ze pretended to shout to Shirley and Yang above.
The three heard...
As it should be, the fat man spoke up first, with extremely clear excitement and excitement in his voice, "Old Ding, is this a great weapon? Oops, I'm so anxious!"
Ding Ze: "It seems to be a jade letter. You won't know what's inside until you take it out."
Fatty: "Then hurry up and take it out. Hurry up and don't leave any ink on it, otherwise the mercury will cover it!"
Ding Ze: "╮(╯▽╰)╭ Fatty, I really think it's a miracle that you survived so long without being beaten to death."
Just a joke, because the jade letter is sealed in the mural wall, and because the mercury is indeed still increasing.
Ding Ze stopped talking nonsense with the fat man, picked up the mountaineering pickaxe, and struck hard around the jade letter.
The mural wall is made of grass and earth bricks and is not very strong.
In the blink of an eye.
Get the jade letter, stuff it into your backpack, and leave!
The height was only about ten meters. Ding Ze did not need the help of Shirley Yang on the main beam. He moved quickly with his feet, just like the first time he went up. He first reached the top of the stone monument next to him, then stepped on the stone monument and rushed to the wall.
There was a rush of flying over the eaves and walls, and when it stopped, people were already sitting firmly on the main beam.
As soon as I sat down.
The fat man's impatient voice came from above without any surprise, "Old Ding, show me what good thing it is."
Ding Ze expected that the fat man would be anxious. When he heard this, he didn't want to be too lazy and took out the jade letter from his backpack and handed it over.
"Lao Hu, are you okay? It's time for us to go!"
The jade letter was successfully taken out, and the plot of this bright building is completely over. There is no need to continue to waste time here.
With this thought in mind, Ding Ze shouted.
"It'll be ready soon! Old Ding, this human head is not a real human head... but a human skin hood that has been powdered, put on a wig, and stretched to look like a human head on purpose!"
Hu Bayi responded, with tension in his voice, and continued, "Then what happened to the female ghost's laughter we heard before? Could it be that Mr. Xian Wang really has a way to make the female ghost possess this place?
On a bright red robe?”
Ding Ze heard this and realized that Hu Bayi said such words because he somewhat believed in the existence of female ghosts.
Thinking about it for a while.
He had punched many holes in the human leather hood before. He paid attention at that time and did not see the black jade-like tongue falling off.
This means that the tongue is most likely still in the human leather hood.
This further means that if Hu Bayi continues to toss, he might get tricked, and then... not long after, he will be like the fat man who got tricked in the original work, chewing on the mummy...
'Though thinking about it, the scene of Lao Hu chewing on the mummy is actually quite interesting...'
Ding Zeru thought, shook his head slightly, and gave up the idea of letting Hu Bayi get tricked... The reason is very simple. The plot of getting tricked has nothing to do with the plot in King Xian's tomb. It is just a pure part.
Just a thrilling episode.
Yes or no, there is not much difference.
With a plan in mind, Ding Ze said, "Old Hu, I have to say it again, don't always scare yourself."
"Xian Wang is just an evil fool who fantasizes about becoming an immortal. Where does he get the ability to actually create ghosts?"
"The robes hanging on the top of the treasure should be the clothes those Zongzi in the tripod wore when they were alive..."
With that said, Ding Ze turned to Shirley Yang. He knew that Shirley Yang understood this, "Ms. Yang, you know better. These robes should not be worn by ordinary people."
Shirley Yang nodded, "Well, these robes are very weird in style and very complicated in craftsmanship. They are very similar to the robes worn by Shan women, ghost women... or great wizards among the Yi people.
…They should be witch robes.”
Hearing this, Ding Ze immediately acted as if he had suddenly realized something, and said to Hu Bayi, "Sure enough, the owners of these robes had unusual status during their lifetime, so they were presented with the copper robe that Mr. Wang specially placed below.
The tripod is used as a sacrificial material..."
"The reason why these robes are hung here may be that Mr. Xian Wang thinks that these robes can become some kind of communication bridge between the owner of the robes and the gods in the sky, and can attract the gods down and help him become an immortal...
"
Ding Ze is talking nonsense.
"Anyway, I'm sure there's no ghost on the robe... The reason is simple. If there really is a ghost, can we still talk now?"
Hu Bayi: "(#￣～￣#), then, that kind of laughter before, and this man’s leather hood was obviously moving... How to explain it?"
Ding Ze: "The laughter may have been caused by the draft. As for the human skin hood that moved... there must be something inside the upper body of the red robe, but it cannot be a corpse, because the rice dumplings in the tripod are all intact."
"If you ask me, it may be the product of some kind of evil magic, maybe it's the same ghost thing as those evil babies..."
"Lao Hu, don't think about it, don't touch it, just burn it, let's leave immediately!"
Words spread.
Hu Bayi did not respond immediately, but subconsciously turned his head to look at the red robe beside him.
Such behavior shows that he is still worried and entangled.
Ding Ze saw: "╮(╯▽╰)╭"
It's really a bit helpless.
'Old Hu, Old Hu!'
'I did try to stop you. If you continue to toss, you will have to take off the human skin hood and have close contact with that tongue, and you will be hit...'
'You can't blame me.'
Ding Zeru felt helpless for a while and started talking to himself silently.