I ate something simple, joked a few words, and rested for about a quarter of an hour.
"That's almost it, let's keep going," Wu Xie said, stood up, and took out the dagger from his backpack.
"There are real deep mountains and old forests ahead. After we enter, in addition to needing to be wary of some large beasts, we must also pay attention to the possible venomous snakes and insects in the grass on both sides of the path."
"Especially poisonous snakes... If we accidentally get bitten by a poisonous snake here, we might really be doomed."
"So we'd better get a longer branch, hold it in our hands, and knock on the grass from time to time, just in case."
Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief, and while talking about the basic methods of walking in the deep mountains and old forests, he walked to the side and cut down a branch more than one meter long.
See the situation.
"Okay," Old Itch responded and started to move.
Ding Ze also had no ink marks, so he took out the black gold dagger from his backpack and chopped down a small tree.
soon.
The three of them are ready.
"Let's go," Wu Xie said, and at the same time, he raised his feet and took the lead in stepping onto the intestinal path.
Lao Itch was the second to follow, and Ding Ze was the last.
Little by little, the three figures gradually disappeared into the primitive forest.
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See this scene.
[Your Ancestor] The audience in the live broadcast room immediately started chattering and making a fuss.
"I'm counting on my fingers. It won't be long before the three of us, the host, have a close encounter with some kind of huge beast!"
"(*^▽^*), upstairs, the intimacy you are talking about, is it the serious kind of intimacy, or the informal kind of intimacy?"
"... Damn it, there is no road here, but you can still race?"
"The power of LSP is so terrifying!!"
"o(∩_∩)o~, brother upstairs, do you need to be so surprised? Haven't you seen the eel documentary from a few years ago... How about I send it to you?"
"Damn it! Brother, please send it to me as well!! Thank you very much, good man, have a safe life!"
"Hitchhiking and asking for help."
"Kneel down and beg!"
"……."
"These LSPs are really hopeless, hey. By the way, do you think the anchor's performance is a bit strange?" A spectator said suddenly seriously.
"Well, something is indeed wrong with the anchor. He didn't say a few words this morning."
"Well, this is indeed a bit strange, but that's not what I want to say... What I want to say is that Wu Xie is worried about encountering wild beasts, which probably means that he should not have a gun, and theoretically speaking, the anchor should be
He was carrying a gun, but the anchor didn't say a word, as if he didn't want Wu Xie to know that he had a gun..."
"o((⊙﹏⊙))o"
"Well, are you sure you're not overthinking it? Maybe the anchor didn't say anything just because he wanted to show off at the critical moment?"
"...Is that going to be the case?"
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In the forest.
Accompanied by the commotion of the audience in the live broadcast room, Ding Ze and the other three slowly advanced step by step.
Before I knew it, ten minutes passed.
At this time, not far ahead, a ruined temple with several middle-aged women sitting in front of and behind the temple appeared in the sight of the three people.
Wu Xie, who was walking at the front, saw it and immediately raised his voice. He whispered, "We are quite lucky. Those women look like locals. We can just ask them for directions."
As he said that, Wu Xie immediately quickened his pace and walked quickly to the front of the temple. He pretended to be sincere and asked sincerely, "Sister, we are tourists from other places. We want to inquire."
, how far is it from here to the village in front?"
Hearing this, among the women, a middle-aged woman in a red coat asked in a loud voice without answering, "You mean our village? Why do you come all the way to our village?"
When Wu Xie heard this, the smile on his face suddenly became more sincere, and then he said nonsensically, "We are here to find someone... We haven't been here for two years, and we can't even remember the way..."
The words just fell.
The middle-aged woman raised her eyebrows, glared at Wu Xie, and scolded decisively: "Bah! Look at your sly eyebrows... You are too young to deceive me!!"
Wu Xie: "..."
Being scolded in front of him, Wu Xie was stunned and dumbfounded. He was stunned on the spot and couldn't say a word...
Needless to say, this scene is quite interesting.
On the side, Ding Ze couldn't help but raised the corners of his mouth and smiled silently.
At this time, just like in the original plot, Lao Itch pushed Wu Xie away and stood in front of the middle-aged woman who was very good at swearing. He stretched out his hand rather domineeringly and, bang, handed a one hundred yuan note to Zhong.
year woman.
"Damn you, where did you come from with so much nonsense... If you keep nagging me, I will chop you up!!"
The words that were really domineering and a little cruel filled the air.
Wu Xie, who didn't have much experience in this situation, thought that the middle-aged woman would get angry. He subconsciously moved his body and took a step back, as if he wanted to run away.
‘Comrade Wu Xie, you are going to be confused again soon!’ Ding Ze saw that the smile on his face couldn’t be stopped, and suddenly it became bigger. He thought with a smile, and his eyes moved to look at the middle-aged woman.
Looking at it, it seems that the time is just right, and a divine turning point has occurred!
I saw that the middle-aged woman suddenly changed her face, took the money from Lao Itch's hand with a smile, and turned into an amiable peasant woman. She smiled and said in a good voice, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm
Are you kidding... You follow this road to the north, come to a three-way intersection, and go left..."
So, at this moment, it was just natural.
Wu Xie was confused again, and the expression on his face clearly meant that he doubted his own eyes: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"
at the same time.
Ding Ze really almost couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud, "(*^▽^*)"
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Holding back his laughter, Ding Ze took out a cigarette and lit one. He stopped looking at Wu Xie and looked at Lao Itchi and the middle-aged woman again, pretending to quietly listen to the conversation between the two.
"Did you just look at --- see an old man, plus several young people -- passing by here?" Old Itch asked again.
When the middle-aged woman heard this, her brows suddenly knitted together as if she were on guard, "You...couldn't you be the police..."
Bah bah bah bah.
After about two or three minutes, the conversation was finally coming to an end.
Middle-aged woman: "I have provided an important clue, right? Will you write me a letter of praise and send me a banner later?"
Hear the words.
Lao Itchy: "..."
Wu Xie: "..."
The two of them couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
The next second.
"Okay, I'll give it to you later - you'll mark it as a great achievement, you - just wait," Lao Itch pushed Wu Xie, indicating to leave quickly, and said nonsense in a loud voice, "Let's first -
---Let's go first, hurry to finish---complete the task..."
Discourse export.
The three of them walked quickly, almost jogging forward.
behind.
"Okay, thank you for your hard work. By the way, you still don't know my name. My name is..."
The middle-aged woman who seemed to be very enthusiastic about letters of commendation continued to chirp and chatter endlessly.
The three of them paid no attention to anyone and continued to move forward without looking back.