Lao Itch was startled, then came back to his senses, his distorted face became even more distorted, "Brother Ding, you, you... I'm almost dying of pain, and you still have the mood to joke."
?”
Lao Itch felt helpless, and as he spoke, he let out a long sigh, "Hey, forget it, let's hear the bad news first."
Ding Ze smiled slightly, "The bad news is that your back is deformed, and one of the bones is either broken or cracked... It is more likely to be cracked, otherwise you would be wailing non-stop now.
"
Lao Itch is speechless: "...(#￣～￣#)"
I was speechless for a while.
"Then, good---what's the good news?" Old Itch asked.
Ding Ze didn't give in, "The good news is, I have pills that can help you relieve the pain."
As he spoke, Ding Ze reached into his backpack, took out a Jing Qi Pill, and handed it to Lao Chu.
"And there's this--such a good thing?" Lao Itchi said in surprise when he saw the pills. He reached out to take the pills and stuffed them into his mouth very simply.
After a blink of an eye.
"call!"
The distortion on his face was reduced a lot, and Lao Itch let out a long sigh of relief, "It's great!"
'If I give you a life-saving pill, you will feel better.'
Seeing Lao Itch's performance, Ding Zeru muttered silently, and then smiled at Lao Itch, "It feels good, but this pill has limited effect and can only temporarily relieve a little pain."
"Whether the ribs on your back are broken or cracked, you'd better check them carefully."
"If it is really broken, you have to find a way to deal with it quickly. Otherwise, if you are not careful, the broken bone will penetrate into the chest, and you will probably have to stay here forever."
The words hit my ears.
The feeling of joy that had just appeared on Lao Itch's face immediately dissipated.
Old Itch was unhappy, and said with a panicked expression, "Brother Ding, you--don't you be so talkative? How--it's not that serious..."
Ding Ze didn't reply, turned slightly and looked at Wu Xie, "Wu Xie, what do you think?"
Wu Xie nodded and said to Lao Itchi, "It's so serious that it must be checked carefully."
Both of them said this, and Lao Chi was silent for a moment, then slowly reached out and touched his back again, barely touching the depression on his back.
"Then check it out, I don't want to stay here forever," Old Itch accepted the reality.
Wu Xie nodded without saying a word, moved the flashlight, and quickly looked around.
The light quickly focused on the entrance of a cave not far away.
Wu Xie poked his head slightly and looked as far into the cave as possible.
"I can't check you here. These Gu Insect Masks are a big threat," Wu Xie said after a rough look, "The cave next to me is very flat and doesn't look dangerous. Let's go first."
It would be better to transfer it there."
"Yeah," Lao Itchi didn't object.
Ding Ze was naturally the same, "Lao Itch's current situation, it's best not to move around, lest the injury becomes more serious. Wu Xie, let's carry him over."
Wu Xie: "Okay."
The opinions were unanimous.
The three of them stopped talking.
Ding Ze and Wu Xie started to move forward, one behind the other, lifting Lao Itchi numbly, and then slowly moved away step by step.
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It didn't take long.
The three of them successfully entered the cave.
"You can put him down," Ding Ze said after walking about one meter further.
Wu Xie nodded in agreement.
The two stopped, gently turned Lao Itchi over, and placed him on the ground which was indeed relatively flat and had obviously been man-made. They let Lao Itch lie face down on the ground.
"Lao Itch, you lie down first, and I'll wipe some blood on the entrance of the cave." After putting down Lao Itch, Wu Xie said immediately without wasting any time. He lowered his body, quickly returned to the entrance of the cave, and simply walked around the entrance.
, simply wiped a circle of his blood.
After wiping it, Wu Xie returned immediately, and then, holding a flashlight, he began to look at the situation in the cave.
When Ding Ze saw it, he was not idle and pretended to look at it.
The two flashlight lights moved little by little, illuminating the situation in the cave.
Only seen.
This cave is about seven or eight meters long, less than one meter high, and only about seventy centimeters wide, making it relatively small overall.
The air in the cave is quite humid.
On the rock wall, there is a dense layer of spots corroded by mold, which looks disgusting.
At the end of the cave is a rather rough rock surface.
"It should be fine," after looking around, Wu Xie said in a more relaxed tone. He then squatted down, put down the flashlight, and reached out to lift up the old itchy top to reveal the sunken area.
After taking a look at the sunken area, Wu Xie didn't press it too hard this time. He raised his head and asked Ding Ze, "Brother Ding, do you know how to deal with this kind of injury? I don't know much about it."
Does Ding Ze understand?
He doesn't understand.
But it doesn't matter, he can pretend.
"I probably know," Ding Ze replied seriously, moved his body and squatted next to Lao Chu, "First we have to make sure the bone is broken."
"It's itchy. I have to feel it with my hands. Just bear with it and don't scream."
“(⊙o⊙)…….Hmm,” Lao Chi responded with a bit of gritted teeth in his tone, “You----please be gentle.”
The weak and pitiful words spread into the air.
'Listen to this, why does it feel a bit evil?'
Ding Ze couldn't help but think so.
As a result, an unreasonable idea can be said to have emerged naturally.
Ding Ze grinned and said in a deliberately weird tone, "^_^, don't worry, I will be gentle."
Hear this.
Lao Itch was speechless: "...(#￣～￣#)"
Wu Xie was stunned: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a???"
Ding Ze ignored the two people's reactions, stretched out his hand, and gently touched the depression on Lao Chu's back. He showed off his acting skills and slowly touched it.
After giving it a try, I thought it was OK.
Ding Ze thought for a while, resisted the urge to press it and let Lao Itch howl again, and stopped his hand, "As I thought, the bones are probably not broken, but they must be cracked."
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "I need to get a fixator to fix my back. In this case, the pain should be much better."
"Wu Xie, what about that racket? I think the length of that thing seems to be just right."
Ding Zeyitong said.
He had seen the method of making a simple retainer many times in TV movies, so he knew how to do it and was confident that he could do it well.
When Wu Xie heard this, he quickly took out the racket from his waist, removed the bullet and handed it to Ding Ze.
Ding Ze took it, moving neatly, following the method described in TV movies, and silently tinkering for a while.
"Okay," after tinkering for about two minutes, Ding Ze looked at the simple fixator he had made for the first time in his life, breathed a sigh of relief silently, and said, "Old Itch, how do you feel now?"
"Okay---much better!" Lao Chi replied a little excitedly, "Brother Ding, you are so---so awesome."
Ding Ze laughed, "It's not that I'm awesome, but you two are really reckless. You don't know anything, yet you dare to come and rob the tomb."
Lao Itch: "..."
Wu Xie: "..."
After being directly ridiculed in this way, both Lao Itch and Wu Xie fell silent for a moment.
This was what Ding Ze wanted. Suddenly, the smile on his face became even brighter.
"Okay, no kidding, let's get down to business. Lao Itchy, your bones are cracked. I'm afraid you won't be able to move for the time being, otherwise the situation will definitely get worse."
"Once it gets worse, you're more likely to lose your mobility."
"Considering the situation here, it would be unrealistic for us to carry you out."
"I suggest that we rest here for a few hours, eat something, replenish our strength, and then make a decision and see what we should do next."
"You two, what do you say?"
Hear the words.
Lao Itch was the first to speak up, "Brother Ding, it's not -- it's not as severe as you said -- it's serious. I just --- just feel a little bit of pain right now. What's the matter?"
But--you might lose the ability to move."
Wu Xie followed up and said, "Old Itch, don't be brave. Brother Ding is right. Once your injury worsens in this damn place, it will be almost impossible for Brother Ding and I to take you out."
"Let's rest first. It just so happens that I'm very tired during this journey. I'm so exhausted that I can't hold on any longer."
Wu Xie said.
Lao Itch was silent for a few seconds, did not insist anymore, and nodded, "Okay."
The opinions were unanimous.
Ding Ze didn't say much, took off his backpack, took out all the remaining food in the bag, and placed it on the ground.
Then, he took out a roll of bandages, a bottle of hemostatic powder, and a small bottle of alcohol.
"Wu Xie, let me help you heal the wound."
Wu Xie was somewhat surprised when he saw what Ding Ze was holding, "Brother Ding, you really have everything."
Ding Ze smiled and said, "Of course, do you think I am just like you and only know how to be reckless?"
Wu Xie: "╮(╯▽╰)╭..."
Wu Xie stopped talking and moved to Ding Ze's side silently.
Ding Ze opened the small bottle of alcohol and said, "It hurts a little, bear with it."
Wu Xie nodded, "It's okay, it hurts a little, it's nothing."
Wu Xie said forcefully.
A few seconds later.
"Hiss~~~"
Wu Xie, who misjudged his own endurance, was not surprised at all and was slapped in the face.
For a moment, Wu Xie's repeated gasps of cold air reverberated in the small cave.
Listening to this voice, I saw Wu Xie's exaggerated reaction.
If you don’t laugh now, when will you wait?
Ding Ze couldn't bear it at all, he just "poofed" and laughed very happily, "Wu Xie, you are exaggerating. This is just disinfecting with alcohol. I haven't applied any medicine yet."
Ding Ze sneered unceremoniously and ruthlessly.
When Wu Xie heard this, his face turned dark.
"Brother Ding, that's enough! I just feel uncomfortable with my teeth. Just take a breath. I don't feel any pain at all. Just do your thing and don't waste time!"
Men, face is really important.
To save face, Wu Xie gritted his teeth and maintained his composure, and replied.
Strong words reached my ears.
I was in pain, and I was holding back the old itch that made me laugh out loud just now, but I couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
"Haha, Lao Wu, you--you are afraid that you are going to laugh--to death from laughing at me. Haha, no---I can't do it anymore. Ouch, my back hurts from laughing so hard."
Lao Itch laughed so hard that his whole body shook. He laughed and cried out in pain again.
The picture is too funny.
Of course, Wu Xie didn't find it funny.
In fact, Wu Xie's face had become as black as black coal in an instant due to the constant itching.
"Old itchy!! Damn you, why don't I hurt you to death!"
Wu Xie was so angry that he roared.
The sound just came out.
Ding Ze, who was smiling all over, thought that now was the best time to take this kind of comedy to a new level... Without saying a word, he quickly opened the small bottle containing the hemostatic powder and decisively took it out.
The hemostatic powder was poured onto the wound on Wu Xie's forehead.
This one fell down.
"Ah!! Damn it!!! It hurts!"
Wu Xie, who had just roared angrily at Lao Itch, had a dark face and moved his mouth, obviously not roaring enough, and was about to roar again, suddenly screamed hysterically in a very reasonable and hysterical manner.
The pitiful screams suddenly stirred up and produced a rather loud echo.
then.
No words needed.
Ding Ze and Lao Itch have a great chemistry and are hilarious.
Ding Ze: "Hahahaha!"
Old Itch: "Hahahaha!"
For a moment, two voices intertwined together in the small cave, creating a very noisy atmosphere.
As this atmosphere spreads.
Wu Xie: “(??へ??╬)!!!!!”
"You two bastards!!! I can't spare you!! Just wait for me!!!!"
At this moment, Wu Xie's roar was simply deafening.
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[Your ancestor] in the live broadcast room.
“O(n_n)O haha~~~ It’s so late at night, I’m laughing so hard!”
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "^_^, I laughed so much that I peed, ah ah, you stupid anchor, you are so cheating!"
"Damn it, anchor, you are really cheating! I laughed like Shabi in my room and woke up my parents. They rushed into my room and wanted to beat me. What should I do?"
"Upstairs, you're still fine... My parents think I'm crazy and want to send me for a check-up right away. What should I do?"
"...What happened to you guys shouldn't be a big deal!!! After all, you at least had a good laugh...I was unlucky. I happened to not watch the live broadcast just now and answered the phone. As a result,
My wife saw it and she couldn't stop laughing. She raised her fist and punched me hard. It hit me in a place that could never bear a punch... Damn it!!"
“o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!”
"Damn it, man, are you crippled?"
"Condolences."
"Congratulations on joining the eunuch clan."
"..."
At nearly two o'clock in the middle of the night, a group of night owl-type spectators were making a scene with great joy.
In a small cave.
The wound on Wu Xie's forehead has been bandaged by Ding Ze.
"Okay, okay, it's so late at night, let's eat something and get some rest." After you and I yelled at each other for a while, Ding Ze suggested with a smile.
"There might be other creatures in this ghost place. Let's not light a fire and just make do with what we have."
Hear this.
Wu Xie glared at Lao Chi who was lying on the ground, moved his mouth, but did not continue to yell. He reached out and picked up a pack of biscuits and ate it.
Ding Ze saw it and didn't say anything. He took some food, opened it and handed it to Lao Chu.
The three of them ate in silence.
It took about ten minutes to eat and I was almost done.
Wu Xie took out his cigarettes, handed one to Ding Ze and Lao Chu each, then lit one himself, took a deep breath, and turned to look outside the cave.
"I'm a little sleepy after eating. I'm sure I won't be able to stay up all night because of the itch. Brother Ding, do you want to go to bed first or should I go to bed first?" Wu Xie looked away and asked Ding Ze.
"You go to sleep first. I'll keep watch for a while. If you can't hold on any longer, I'll call you again," Ding Ze replied directly without hesitation.
Wu Xie didn't insist, "Okay, I'll sleep for a while first."
In response to Ding Ze, Wu Xie put out his cigarette and fell down, lying on the ground.
"Old itch, you should go to bed quickly and try to recover a little. We will go up there as soon as possible tomorrow and leave this hellish place together."
Lao Itch responded with a slightly unnatural tone, "Yeah."
Be aware of this.
Ding Ze took a long breath of smoke, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and smiled silently.
'Leave together?'
'Comrade Wu Xie, your innocence is still the same.'