Upon hearing Boss Wang's question, Wu Xie frowned and spoke solemnly, then immediately raised his feet, one step, two steps, three steps, and walked to Boss Wang.
Immediately, Wu Xie reached out and gently pressed the chest of the fake boss Wang.
After pressing the button, Wu Xie stopped his hand and without any delay, decisively took three steps back and returned to the position where he had just stood.
"What's going on? Mr. Wu, what are you doing?" After witnessing Wu Xie's weird behavior, the counterfeit boss Wang stared at Wu Xie closely and asked again.
Wu Xie took a long drag on the cigarette, and the seriousness on his face was obviously reduced.
"Boss Wang, I think your clothes are very nice. Where did you buy them?"
Boss Wang of Fake Products twitched his lips and said, "Mr. Wu, is there something wrong with you? Are you asking me this kind of question all of a sudden?"
Wu Xie blew out the smoke and shook his head, "There's nothing wrong with me."
"In fact, I'm very sober now."
"Boss Wang, a few months ago, I went to fight upside down for the first time."
"Before setting off, my third uncle gave me a list and asked me to buy equipment. At that time, I planned to buy the brand of mountaineering clothing you are wearing, but I didn't buy it. Do you know why?"
"Because, I discovered that the two pockets on the chest of this kind of mountaineering jacket look big, but they are actually fake and used for decoration."
"At that time, I thought that the more pockets the better for mountaineering clothing used for dumping, so I didn't buy it."
When the counterfeit boss heard these words, he raised his hand and touched his breast pocket. His expression suddenly changed and his face became gloomy.
Wu Xie saw this, raised the corner of his mouth, sneered, and continued, "So, I'm curious, where did you get the light stick, tape measure, and cigarettes you smoked not long ago?"
"I clearly saw you taking out those things from your breast pocket... Could it be that you are the Doraemon in the cartoon? Are there other reasons for those two fake pockets on your chest?"
"Haha, actually think about it, with the ability to materialize, you are really similar to Doraemon."
"What do you think? Boss Wang...or, Lao Itchy!!"
As soon as these words came out.
The counterfeit boss Wang looked straight at Wu Xie, dumbfounded and did not say a word.
at the same time.
It’s almost the opposite reaction from the counterfeit king boss... [Your Ancestor] The audience in the live broadcast room exploded!!
"(ΩДΩ)!! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!!"
"You are playing with me?"
"What the hell kind of drama is this?"
"Boss Wang is itchy?"
"Wait, wait, why do I feel like my brain can't turn around? How can Boss Wang be Lao Itchy? Boss Wang and Lao Itch have obviously appeared at the same time before!!!"
"Wait, where is my husband...it's really scary. I have to get my husband to watch it with me, otherwise I won't dare to watch it!"
"????Girl upstairs, what you said...especially the first sentence is so evil!!"
"Haha, what I was just about to say, brother, it seems you have also seen that little video!"
"(*^▽^*), of course."
"(*?▽?*), please share, good people may have a safe life."
"Helping together and asking for help, good people will live a safe life."
"..."
Swish, swish, inexplicably, in the comment area, the lines "Good people have a safe life" were refreshed crazily.
Ding dong.
Lao Wang appeared next door and simply gave me a license plate number, "XXXXX, okay, don't beg, the license plate is already on it, if you want to go racing, go ahead."
A group of spectators: "(p≧w≦q)!!"
"Grateful!!"
Swish, swish, these four words, “I’m so grateful,” started to swipe the screen.
The most beautiful girl in the world came out and said, "→_→!! You guys are so stupid. Enough is enough. In such a scary moment, you are still in the mood to watch such disgusting things. I really admire you!!
"
"No wonder everyone says that men are creatures who only think in terms of XX."
Seeing this, Lao Wang next door was unhappy, "Hey! Little girl, what are you talking about? What's wrong with a creature like a man? Men are the most single-minded creatures in the world."
"If nothing else, let's just say that men like young beauties until they die. Do you dare to say that they are not single-minded? Do you dare to say that you can keep one hobby unchanged throughout your life?"
The most beautiful woman in the world: "...(#￣～￣#), get out of here, LSP! It's all nonsense!"
The wealthy man smoked, drank, and permed his hair. At this time, he spoke and did not participate in the commotion of the audience and got down to business.
“The surprises come one after another!”
"Looking at Boss Wang's performance... Wu Xie must have guessed correctly."
"The question is, since this Boss Wang is Lao Itch in disguise... then why did Lao Itch want to risk his life with Wu Xie before? He wanted to kill Wu Xie?"
"I feel like this doesn't make sense at all."
The local tycoon, Ping Yili, expressed his agreement, "I am also thinking about this issue... I thought of a possibility."
The wealthy man smokes, drinks and perms his hair: "Tell me about it."
The local tyrant Pingyi Jianren: "The reason why Lao Itch did that is because if he didn't do that, his ultimate goal would not be achieved!"
The wealthy man smoked, drank, and permed his hair: "(⊙o⊙)...... This explanation is indeed possible. So, what is the ultimate goal of Lao Itch? Why does he need to be so cruel to Wu Xie to achieve that goal?"
The two rich men came and went, discussing.
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At this time.
Without saying a word, Wu Xie stared blankly at the sight of the current fake boss Wang, and suddenly, "Pfft", he laughed out loud.
With laughter.
The counterfeit boss shook his fat body slightly,
This shake.
His body immediately shrank little by little, deflating like a deflated balloon.
follow closely.
His face also changed, as if the mask on his face gradually fell off and disappeared without a trace.
Not long after.
The transformation is complete.
The boss, the king of counterfeit goods, suddenly transformed into Lao Itch.
See this scene.
Ding Ze couldn't help but said, "This ability is really exaggerated! Lao Itchy, you can change your career to be a magician in the future. I can guarantee that you will be famous all over the world in a short time!"
Lao Chu, who had just completed his transformation, smiled bitterly at Ding Ze when he heard this, and then stretched his body a little.
"Brother Ding, stop joking. If I become a magician, I won't be able to perform a few times before I'll be arrested by the relevant departments for research..."
In response to Ding Ze, Lao Itch turned to Wu Xie and said with a wry smile, "Wu Xie, I really belong to you. You have always lied to me since I was a child. I finally lied to you once, but you exposed me. You
That’s awesome!”
Wu Xie: "(??へ??╬)!! Get out of here!"
"Cut the nonsense! What the hell are you doing?"
"Besides, why the hell don't you stutter?"
"Also, hell, why did you want to kill me before? Please explain this problem to me immediately!!"
Wu Xie kept asking questions.
Lao Itch smiled bitterly and shook his head. His mouth moved, but no sound came out. He acted as if he didn't know how to explain it at the moment.