"The fat man polished his leather shoes very early in the morning. He was probably dancing and harassing the little girl along the way."
"Ms. Yang has found equipment and is busy studying Xian Wang's head elsewhere. She has been busy for several days, and the results are expected to be there soon."
Hu Bayi replied.
After saying that, he looked at Da Jinya, a little curious, "Da Jinya, something seems wrong with you. Why have you been silent since you entered the door? This is not like you."
Da Jinya smiled helplessly, hesitated for a moment, and finally spoke, "I will try to speak as little as possible starting from today and for the next month."
Hu Bayi: "Oh? Why?"
Da Jinya still smiled bitterly, "Because in the next month, I will have a big disaster, and I can only avoid it if I talk less and cause less trouble."
Hu Bayi: “??????”
Hu Bayi smiled and said, "I said, Da Jinya, who are you asking to tell your fortune? It sounds like nonsense."
Da Jinya moved his eyes slightly and looked at Ding Ze without making a sound.
Hu Bayi understood immediately and was shocked, "Old Ding, you tell the fortune of Big Jinya? Can you do this?"
Ding Ze smiled and said modestly, "I know a little bit about it."
Da Jinya heard this and said anxiously, "Master Ding, you are too humble. If you know a little bit about fortune telling, then those other guys who claim to be able to tell fortunes must know nothing at all.
"
Hear the words.
Hu Bayi was immediately curious and asked, "Big Golden Tooth, what's going on?"
Da Jinya didn't reply immediately, he only looked at Ding Ze, and the meaning of asking if he could say it was very obvious in his eyes.
Ding Ze noticed it, felt happy in his heart, and said to himself, "Hey, Big Gold Tooth, you're doing well," and then he deliberately kept silent, put a light smile on his face, and smoked silently to show his non-rejection attitude.
He believed that Da Jinya could understand.
When Da Jinya saw it, he really understood and said to Hu Bayi, "Master Hu, it's like this..."
Bah bah bah bah.
Da Jinya briefly told what happened not long ago.
After hearing this, Hu Bayi was both surprised and skeptical, "Old Ding, can you really tell fortunes?"
Ding Ze took a long puff of smoke, skillfully acted like a master, and replied in a calm tone, "I know a little bit about it."
Seeing Ding Ze's reaction, Hu Bayi's suspicion suddenly decreased a lot. At the same time, his surprise increased several times.
"Your uncle, Feimao! Look at your arrogance, it seems like you are really good at telling fortunes!!"
Hu Ba smiled and retorted, then quickly asked, "Then help me figure out what my future life will be like?"
Ding Ze held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at Hu Bayi with a smile. He roughly guessed what Hu Bayi really wanted to ask, so his mind raced and he came up with a good idea.
"Lao Hu, what you want to ask is about you and Miss Yang?"
Ding Ze smiled evilly and winked at Hu Bayi.
Hu Bayi: “￣□￣｜｜!!”
Hu Bayi's old face immediately became hot, and he was very embarrassed, "Old Ding, you ask questions knowingly, are you interested?"
Ding Ze laughed, "Of course it's interesting, oh, you're even blushing, tsk tsk."
Being teased in person, Hu Bayi was very helpless and had no choice but to bite the bullet and stop Ding Ze unhappily, "Get out!! Answer my question and don't talk nonsense!!"
"Haha, why are you so anxious? Comrade Hu, I didn't expect that you have been thinking about this kind of thing..."
Ding Ze smiled happily and decisively ignored Hu Bayi's displeasure and continued to joke, "Old Hu, let me give you a suggestion."
"Have you ever heard of the saying, raw rice makes cooked rice?"
Instantly.
Hu Bayi was stunned and said: "⊙▃⊙!!!"
Da Jinya gave a thumbs up to Ding Ze, "Hey hey, hey hey..."
This laughter is quite obscene.
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"Old Ding, you've had enough!"
"And you, Da Jinya, what are you doing? Believe it or not, I will beat you up!"
After a brief daze, Hu Bayi's face turned red and he roared angrily.
A roar came out.
Without any hesitation, Da Jinya immediately gave in and said, "Master Hu, don't be angry. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at myself."
Ding Ze didn't give in, but he didn't add any more excitement and just smiled to himself and smoked.
For a moment, the three of them were silent.
The silence lasted for a while.
Hu Bayi suddenly turned his head, glanced at the courtyard door, then turned to Ding Ze, and asked in a sneaky whisper, "Old Ding, to be honest, is your suggestion really effective?"
Ding Ze: "????"
I go.
I'm joking.
Are you serious about this?
Lao Hu, Lao Hu, I really didn’t see it, you are quite courageous!
Ding Ze was really surprised and exclaimed in his heart.
At the same time, the big golden tooth covered his mouth and trembled with silent laughter. The obscene meaning between his eyebrows was not too obvious.
The atmosphere between the three of them became quite subtle.
Ding Ze was a little dumbfounded. After thinking about it, considering that the relationship between Lao Hu and Shirley Yang had not yet been settled, and considering the current era, he hurriedly spoke seriously, "Lao Hu, you damn thing, don't be blind.
Damn it, I'm just teasing you. If something happens to you, I won't be responsible."
Hu Bayi: "......."
Hu Bayi was speechless, and the expression on his red old face changed rapidly. In the end, his face was full of embarrassment and embarrassment.
"Hehe," Hu Bayi grinned twice, "Old Ding, you must have been fooled by me. I was also teasing you."
Ding Ze smiled and said nothing, not intending to expose Hu Bayi's nonsense.
The big gold tooth still covered his mouth and said nothing.
Seeing this, Hu Bayi breathed a silent sigh of relief, and quickly changed the subject, "Let's not talk about this anymore, Old Ding, tell us about your experience this time. Anyway, I have nothing to do. Let me and Da Jinya listen.
.”
"Okay, just to kill time," Ding Ze nodded in agreement and began to narrate, "After I separated from you last time, I went to the Qinling Mountains with a friend named Wu Xie and another named Lao Chu. Remember these two
Name, that’s very important.”
"Our destination is the ruins of the ancient She Kingdom deep in the Qinling Mountains..."
As the smoke filled the air, Ding Ze slightly adapted his previous trip to the Qinling Mountains and spoke slowly.
I talked about this for nearly an hour.
After listening.
Hu Bayi and Da Jinya both had shocked faces.
"Master Ding, your experience is too... mysterious! The ancient She Kingdom in the Western Zhou Dynasty, the bronze tree hundreds of meters high, the Zhu Jiuyin, the ability to materialize... is unimaginable!" Da Jinya took the lead!
He said in surprise, "This means you are capable enough. If it were me, I would definitely be dead a long time ago."
Hu Bayi's voice followed closely, "I thought our experience was bizarre enough...Old Ding, you are so damn awesome!"
Ding Ze smiled.
When it's time to show off, you must show off.
Ding Ze spoke in a calm tone, "This is actually nothing. If I have the opportunity in the future, I will take you to experience the real weirdness."
Hear this.
Da Jinya immediately accepted the advice very naturally: "...My old bones are almost falling apart. I'm afraid I won't have the chance to learn from you. I can only look back and listen to what you guys say, and I will be longing for it..."
Hu Bayi did not give up and agreed, "Okay, if I have the chance, I will definitely go with you to learn from you."
The three of them continued chatting.
Time passes quickly.
Before I knew it, it was lunch time.
"It's already noon. Master Ding and Master Hu, let me treat you to some hotpot mutton," Da Jinya suggested as he looked up at the sun.