"Okay, okay," he was pretending anyway, so Ding Ze didn't say much and followed.
Time passes quickly.
The four of them ran without looking back, and finally returned to the wooden house along the original path.
When I got to the wooden house, I took a look.
Except for Ding Ze, the three fat men were all disgraced and in a very embarrassed state.
But the embarrassment turned into embarrassment. The three of them looked at each other and smiled happily.
"It's really dangerous this time," Yanzi smiled, patted his chest, and said with lingering fear, "I didn't expect that there would be a bear so close to the river."
"Exciting!" The fat man said with a smile, "After staying in the village for so long, I almost got sick. I felt like my blood was boiling when I ran away like that just now."
"To be honest, me too," Hu Bayi added sheepishly.
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense and quickly take a look at the loot," the fat man said impatiently.
"It's strange to say that old man Knocking Mountain made so few sticky bean buns," Huang Pizi said without any doubts.
With that said, Huang Pizi took two slow steps with quick and agile movements, picked up Yanzi's shotgun, and walked towards the wooden door.
I only watched it for a few minutes.
"Ha! You still want to pretend to me!" Fatty decided that Hu Bayi was pretending to be dead and still scolded him.
"Oh, he can't be dead," the fat man said worriedly when he saw it, and reached out to lift Huangpizi out.
As before, the seven people gathered around the fire pit and ate sticky bean buns.
"Fat man, please say a few more words." Yanzi was really scared, "Don't believe what you told them. Hu Bayi is very evil, and they will really take revenge."
Ding Ze lit a cigarette and watched the show leisurely. He felt that the scene was really boring.
"He had the nerve to cry!" Fatty also saw it and laughed, "I almost died from his stinky fart later..."
Fatty, Huangpizi, and Yanzi all laughed immediately and turned to look at the wooden door in confusion.
suddenly.
Looking at that scene, Ding Ze truly felt it was amazing.
"We are lucky, old man Knocking Mountain left some food," the fat man smiled and took out the sticky bean buns.
Chengshi carefully ate two of them, put them away, and joined in the conversation.
Yan Zi glanced at it twice and reminded, "It should be fine. Huang Pizi is the best at pretending to be dead. As soon as he lets go, it will run away... Touch its belly and see if its heart is still beating."
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The fat man acted like he was really being interrogated, and the scene was quite boring.
"Let's go, let's go together," Ding Ze also moved.
For a while, the sound of retching was endless.
After hearing this, the fat man stared with domineering eyes, "Haha, this is bad! Let them come, I will catch them all, saving you the trouble of catching them one by one!"
As soon as these words came out.
Ding Ze had already stepped aside and was far away from the eight fat people. He looked at the eight people and smiled, "Haha, their faces are all green. It's a credit to your slow reaction."
In an instant, Hu Bayi seemed to understand and launched an attack, spitting out a stream of smoke-like gas.
The seven people arrived in front of the wooden door.
"That hasn't happened yet?" The fat man, who was about to let go, was surprised and immediately held on tighter.
Huang Pizi was motionless.
"Siyi, please don't try too hard!" Yan Zi slowed down and quickly got up and followed him slowly.
The cold wind howled in the room, and there was no one around.
Huang Pizi walked at the back holding a shotgun and opened the wooden door without any care.
After applying some snow and increasing air circulation...the eight fat people finally came over in a hurry and stopped retching one after another.
There was a banging on the door, and immediately after, a series of piercing cries, like sawing wood, came from the house.
Huang Pizi really believed it. When he heard what he said, he was happy and stood up decisively, "Swallow, animals are just animals. What can big Hu Bayi do? It depends on you, if Cheng Shixin really knocks on the door
, just kill them all!"
The seven people returned to the house.
In the blink of an eye, Ding Ze rushed inside without smelling any stench.
Not long after.
Then, one second, two seconds, eight seconds.
Huangpizi and Yanzi, still holding on to Cheng Shixin's fat man, rushed out one after another.
"What the hell!" The fat man came over in a hurry, and the fat man immediately cursed angrily, "Young Hu Bayi almost stunk me to death! He is waiting to see how you deal with him!!!"
At the same time, Huang Pizi, who had no trace of ink stains, stretched out his hand and touched Hu Bayi's belly according to Yanzi's instructions, "Bad guy, it's true that he's just pretending. His heart is still beating."
Huang Pizi remained motionless, acting as if he was really dead.
After shaking for a few times, it was clear whether it was a fake or real thing, and Hu Bayi fainted.
Hu Bayi, who was tied to the corner, woke up. He first looked at Ding Ze and the others with sad eyes, and then looked at his front legs tied with wires, tears welling up in his eyes.
In a blink of an eye.
The fat man was willing to use his brain, "Maybe I have something to do during my free time."
There are sticky bean buns outside the noodle vat.
"Ugh~~~"
The eight fat men had no energy to respond to Ding Ze's gloating. They just bent over, retching desperately while grabbing snow from the ground and smearing it on their faces.
The fat man quickly opened the skin and took a look at the yellow leather inside;
Time passes quickly.
Then, the fat man felt hungry, so he opened the noodle vat outside the house.
The fat man got excited and listed Hu Bayi's crimes. Then he suddenly changed his tone and said, "Stop crying, you want to interrogate him. He looks shiny and pink, especially for stealing chickens."
Go ahead! Tell the truth!!!"
After praising the fat man, Huang Pizi shrank back and said, "It's really hot. Let's go. You guys should quickly leave the house and tie Hu Bayi down. When daybreak, we'll take him to the supply and marketing cooperative to exchange for cigarettes and candies."
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Huang Pizi waited until the fat man finished scolding him, then smiled and said, "Fat man is really bad..."
At that time, all eight people interrupted and just laughed.
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"Okay, I'll light the oil lamp," Yan Zi didn't object and moved around.
For Ding Ze, those sticky bean buns are really bad food.
Eat and eat.
There is light in the room.
"Hey! That's weird. Could it be that Hu Bayi really knocked on the door?" Huang Pizi said with certainty.
Hear the sound.
"Fat man, he's done. Hu Ba's army is here." Cheng Shi smiled even more. "That voice seemed to be coming from Cheng Shi Xin's grave... the one he was interrogating
It’s just Hu Bayi, he’s the one here who’s doing the bad thing!”
"Damn it! It stinks!" Ding Ze, who had no intention of standing close to the door at first, dared to delay when he saw it, and immediately ran inside.
The fat man was very happy. He put less force on his hand and shook the Hu Bayi he was holding on his hand.
The seven of them looked inside together.
Huang Pizi and Fatty found wires together, tied Hu Bayi's front legs and tied them to the corner of the wall.