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87 Funny Upgrade

I saw, in the direction of Da Kui's finger, a green crystal coffin, embedded in the almost vertical cave wall in mid-air... The coffin glowed with green light, as if it had been added with special effects, and it was extremely eye-catching in this darkness...

Due to the existence of special effects, the fact that there was a female corpse in white clothes in the crystal coffin was straightforward and undeniably presented to the six people's vision.

The eyes of the six people were attracted for a moment and they could not move away.

After a while, Pan Zi's voice broke the crystal coffin's attraction to everyone's attention. Pan Zi pointed to the cave wall on the other side and exclaimed, "There's one over there too!"

Hearing the sound, the six people turned their heads to look.

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

The chill is gushing, gurgling, gurgling, this is the uncontrollable sound of swallowing saliva.

After an unusually long few seconds, Wu Sansheng's mouth moved, and his trembling voice came out with difficulty, "Where did the body... go?"

Ding Ze heard: "..."

To be honest, Wu Sansheng was probably not joking when he said this. However, he couldn't explain the specific reason, so Ding Ze immediately thought...where is dad...

"Three, Third Master," Dakui was shaking so much that he almost felt like he was suffering from epilepsy, "Zongzi... female Zongzi..."

Wu Sansheng was so nervous at this moment that he still had the mood to pay attention to Dakui's joke. "You all should pay attention. If you see something moving, don't ask anything and shoot first."

As soon as he finished speaking, the direction of the river changed... It turned out that there was a sharp bend here. The existence of the sharp bend made the area in front of him that was invisible just now suddenly appear.

Also appearing at the same time was the motionless woman wearing a white feathered coat in the darkness not too far away, with her back to them, her long black hair extending to her waist...

Gulu!

Wu Xie swallowed, his throat moved, and he started to joke, "The body is here..."

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Faced with this situation, when time reached this moment, many male viewers in the live broadcast room had to declare that they couldn't stand it anymore, and they all said, 'I'm not afraid at all, I'm just in a hurry.'

Of course, there are those who are timid and those who are timid.

Then, sometimes, sand sculptures can really give people a kind of blind courage similar to "I am a sand sculpture, who should I be afraid of?"

From this point of view, Lao Wang, the rich guy next door, must be the supreme sand sculpture among sand sculptures. The road was so broken that it could not be called a road at all, but he actually jumped out...

"Anchor, although you can only see her back, this Zongzi has a pretty good figure, long and straight, how about...taking her?"

The sand sculpture may really be contagious. The wealthy man who had always been normal "smoking, drinking and perming his hair" actually said out loud at this time, "I'm afraid it's the killer from behind... or even turned around and it turned out to be a man!"

The richest and most beautiful woman in the world is really brave, and she didn't even leave: "I feel like your tone is very sad, what's the matter? Have you ever experienced it in real life?"

Smoking, drinking, and perming your hair: "...Get out of here and don't interrupt."

Lao Wang next door: "Then, insert it?"

The most beautiful woman in the world: "(??へ??╬)!!! You two, I'm serious, tell me where you live, and I'll pay you a visit."

Lao Wang next door: "I'm sorry that I can't accept your wishes. It's just that I have no appetite for a woman weighing two hundred pounds..."

The most beautiful woman in the world: "!!!"

Just like that, in the Luolan Federation, the federal capital, and the mansion of the second-in-command of the federation, not too long ago, another deafening and extremely angry roar suddenly sounded.

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The female corpse, who was supposed to stay in the coffin, seemed to feel that the space in the coffin was a bit too small to fit in, so she ran out for a walk...

When Wu Sansheng saw it, big beads of sweat started to flow on his forehead. He said anxiously, "Stop-stop--Dakui, hurry, hurry, hurry, get the black donkey's hoof in the bag! I'm afraid this is

It's a thousand-year-old rice dumpling. If I take that ninety-nine-year-old hoof, I'm afraid she won't accept the new one."

After Wu Sansheng finished speaking, he didn't hear any movement and hurriedly looked back...

Whoa! His face turns black and white in an instant, and he performs the unique skill of changing his face. That’s called a proficient person...

Although, to be honest, it is really reasonable for Wu Sansheng's expression to change so rapidly at this time. After all... Dakui, the silly guy who specializes in comedy, was already lying on the boat, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over...

Poof!

Ding Ze really couldn't hold it back. Anyway, he knew that Menyou Ping would show off his power soon and lead them away from this ghost place, so there was no need to be too nervous, so he couldn't hold back his laughter and burst out...

The laughter came out very inappropriately at this time, which really slapped Wu Sansheng in the face. Ding Ze knew this, so he quickly waved his hand, "Third Master, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold it in..."

Wu Sansheng's old face was blackened into black coal, and he was angry at Tianling Gai. He actually raised his foot and gave Dakui a hard kick, "Pan Zi, go get it! Damn it, I am really blind, bringing such a

You are such a coward, you really have shit in your head... Uh..."

Wu Sansheng was so angry that he even scolded himself as he spoke. When he realized this, his embarrassment became even higher, and at the same time, the funny meaning inevitably appeared again.

No, Wu Xie, who had barely been able to hold back his laughter just now, couldn't hold it back after hearing this. He held back his laughter and shook his head, "Uncle Third, what time has it been? Can we stop being funny?"

?"

Wu Sansheng: "..."

Wu Sansheng had nothing to say. At this moment, Pan Zi had already handed over the black donkey's hoof.

Wu Sansheng took the black donkey's hoof, spat a few mouthfuls into the palm of his hand, and then skipped the embarrassment very smoothly.

"Today I'm going to let you see what I, Mr. Wu, can do. My eldest nephew has seen it clearly. These thousand-year-old rice dumplings are rare to see. If I don't succeed, you can shoot my Tianling Gai and kill your third uncle.

Hurry up!"

Tell the truth.

Since entering this water hole, Wu Sansheng's face has been falling layer by layer... In other words, his face is almost swollen.

Therefore, Ding Ze really couldn't bear to be slapped in the face again at this time.

But... we have to keep pretending to be a master...

Then I'm really sorry. I might as well treat you to dinner later and apologize...

After silently reciting something like this, Ding Ze spoke up, "Well, that third master, that thing is not a rice dumpling. Just use the black donkey's hoof, it won't work..."

The words floated into the air.

Wu Sansheng, who looked so heroic a second ago and was ready to die heroically, immediately stiffened and his old face turned black even further, until it turned purple...

Awkward.

Very embarrassing.

Super embarrassing!

I, Wu Sansheng, have been famous for my whole life, but this time, all of them have to fall into the cesspit?


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