Hello everyone, I am Monoma Neito from Class 1-B of the Hero Department of Yuei High School.
I think I may not survive today.
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From the moment the red-haired member of Class A, who was suspected of being secretly in love with Kendou, brought out the plate, Mononama Neito had the consciousness of "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
That lump of something that looked like mud dug out of the Santu River... also exuded a disgusting smell of salty, sour and sweet. He could imagine what it would be like if it were eaten.
——It must be firmly attached to the throat like an octopus sucker. I want to spit it out, but I can't swallow it. I greet the old woman by the Santu River in suffocation. In the end, I can only repeat the mistake of the black seaweed head.
Foam at the mouth and fall down.
Speaking of this black seaweed head that has the same style as Class A's green seaweed hair... Mononama Neito couldn't help but start thinking about it, even in a life-threatening situation - with the Sanjukuan mud in front of him -
Down.
I don’t know if he understood it wrong or if he thought wrongly. Anyway, he thought this person was called Zhen Tangyao... Why is he so gay?
Especially for that red-haired one.
Shindoya's eyes were almost glued to the red-haired man. Kento crushed two cups, making him tremble as he watched.
Kazuka Kendou is recognized as the eldest sister of Class B. Even though Monokuma was not convinced at first, he had to give in under the sanctions of Iron Fist.
The eldest sister likes fair and tender fairies, and Kento Kazuka likes the red-haired ones from Class A.
The red hair that the eldest sister likes is being targeted by a gay man. She even chews the barbecue with fierce force, as if what she is eating is not the barbecue but the real slices.
Maybe it’s because of his love for his classmates. It’s obvious that Hong Mao and Afro have a good relationship. They’re probably relatives. They’re all trying to trick poor Shindo. It’s not like Ning Ren Monorama hasn’t seen the green algae.
He "inadvertently" mixed in the half-cooked barbecue and pretended that he had done nothing.
It's so miserable. It's so miserable.
Monokuma Neito shook his head, turned his gaze back to the tray in front of him, swallowed his saliva, and stuffed the ball of Santsu River mud directly into his mouth as if he was dead.
Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, he would rather get rid of it quickly!
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"Representative of Class 1-B contestants, the material Ningren - falls off!"
I sighed as I watched the people from Class B carrying the material Ningren down with all their hands.
"No matter how much you like it, don't eat it in such a hurry. Are you choking?"
"..."
The people in Class B seemed to look at me with frightened eyes for a while. Is it an illusion?
By the way, classmate Shi Ningren seemed to have calmed down a bit. He struggled and pointed at me as if he wanted to say something, but soon he rolled his eyes and fell down again.
What did he want to say?
Could it be...
I figured it out quickly.
I looked touched: "So Mr. Materials likes my marshmallow noodles so much? Don't worry, there are still some in the kitchen, I'll pack the rest for him!"
You like my cooking so much, what a good person!
Material Ningren is a good person!
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Monojian Ningren is so miserable.
Midoriya Izuku couldn't bear to watch any more. He helped the people from Class B move the room to the room next to Shindouya's. The two of them were lying side by side on the ground with the same expressions of death, like a pair of dried fish waiting to be dried, and the fish was dried.
The number may continue to increase...
He has not forgotten that this is the second level.
There will be at least two levels of King-kun’s devilish hell cuisine after that. Can Iida-kun and Yoran Inasa-kun survive it?
Yoran Inasa's face turned a little purple after eating this sludge... no, the marshmallow noodles turned purple, but he managed to survive, and Iida-kun...
"Iida-kun, is it really okay?"
Midoriya watched in horror as Iida spit out half of his soul: "Swallow it back quickly—"
"I, I can still fight..."
Iida struggled to get up: "I am the monitor of Class A, I can't just fall down like this!"
"Iida-kun!"
At this moment, Iida is already fighting with willpower! What allows him to persevere until now is his spiritual support!
…
...and then he fell to the star-gazing faction in the third level.
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The country of Fu is famous for its dark cuisine, the Starry Sky School, which everyone affectionately calls the "Death with an Eyes" style.
As the name suggests, it is a number of dead-eyed fish heads stuck vertically on the dough, staring blankly at the sky, which is intimidating.
There are endless dark cuisines in the Kingdom of Fu, but the Shibu Mingmu School is at the top, and can be called the leader and the backbone of the dark cuisine world.
Although other dishes with a lot of flaws are still very powerful, such as scones (jokingly called "die-in"), they pale in comparison to the "die-for-life" food, which is like a kindergarten or a nursing home (?).
King of Glory has completely discovered the talent for dark cooking. This may be a common problem for people with this kind of talent. Such people do not feel that what they cook is dark cooking at all, and have great enthusiasm and confidence. Maybe one day
Only after they taste it themselves can they understand the lethality of their food.
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Even though everyone was mentally prepared, everyone was suffocated when the tray was slammed on the table and the lid was lifted.
Literally.
When it was covered, you could still smell the faint smell of burnt fish. Once the cover was lifted, it swept through the entire area like a bomb.
The original aroma of barbecue was destroyed by the simmering smell of the barbecue, and the man went to work and fucked her.
Yes, the smell of death.
Several empty and lifeless fish heads stared blankly at the sky. No matter what the pie looked like originally, it was now completely charred and black, and no shape of "pie" could be seen at all.
"This...could this be the wronged soul of the fish..."
Iida Tenya only left these last words before falling to the ground.
Iida's falling off seemed to turn on some switch. The sound of "plop, plop" kept ringing. People kept grabbing their necks and falling down and never got up again. People kept covering their mouths and rushed out of the house and never came back.
"What?"
The king didn't feel anything was wrong at all, and with a little expectation in his excitement, he pushed the fish's innocent soul in front of Yelan Inasa. The big man was so frightened that he immediately held his breath.
"Iida, did you eat too much? It's such a pity that you can't taste the delicious starry sky pie——"
The red-haired devil's eyes moved over: "Yarashi Inasa-kun, please use it."
"..."
No! He doesn’t want to eat! Help him!!!
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Marshmallow noodle soup doesn't seem to suit their taste.
Maybe they're not sweet pies?
I think it's very possible. After all, boys who like sweets seem to be considered not handsome enough, so I can understand why the sweet marshmallow noodles are not popular.
So, they will probably like Xiankou’s Stargazing Party, right?
I looked expectantly at Yolan Inasa, who looked a little blue:
"Taste it?"
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Although Yoran Inasa is a big man and was very generous during the provisional license exam, he seems to be not very good at this kind of situation where classmates exchange feelings. He is so reserved that he is embarrassed to talk to the star-gazing group who is braving the steaming black air.
Move chopsticks.
Why is he so shy? Do I still need to feed him?
Thinking of this, my eyes slowly became sharper.
Although feeding is a benefit that should be enjoyed by lovely young ladies, I am really looking forward to the comments and praises from diners who have tasted my own cooking. If Yoran Inasa is so shy and embarrassed, let him enjoy it by me.
It’s not like this handsome man’s treatment is better than feeding him——
My eyes became firm, I held the chopsticks as if I were holding a knife, and stuck them firmly on the starry sky pie with a "chi" sound.
Hey, don't tell me, it felt a little hard and I almost didn't penetrate it when I inserted it.
But this little thing only existed in my mind for a second and was quickly forgotten.
"Come on, Yelan Inasa-kun, please open your mouth."