There was silence, even Xueyin's crying and confessing voice stopped, and everyone's brains fell into a panic state.
including me.
"Sleep in the same bed tonight...?"
The blonde lady's expression was blank, and she subconsciously repeated the last sentence she heard.
Wait? No? What did I say!
"No, no, no, that's not what I mean -" I quickly denied: "I mean because we are together every night -"
"...We'll be together every night?"
Hiyori's expression became more and more strange.
"..." I felt like my head was spinning, and I hurriedly tried to defend myself: "No! It's not what you think. I mean, I don't distinguish between you and me, so--"
"Oh, I don't differentiate between you and me——"
Yadou stared at me with envy and hatred in his eyes: "Damn it now..."
I:"……"
I'm not! I didn't! You believe me! We are simply the same person!
I was so angry that my Dantian was filled with anger, I clenched my hands into fists, and unleashed an unprecedented amount of lung capacity:
"--It's just because we are one body!!!"
The sound spread very far...very far...if the place was a little empty, maybe the sound would be more obvious.
This sentence almost made me lose my breath. I held my stomach and took a long breath, finally feeling alive.
...They should understand now, right? In order not to ruin my reputation, I even threw away my vest - although my vest is important, my reputation is more important!
Xueyin stayed in the "禊", and before her tears fell completely, she nodded to me in understanding:
"We all understand that you are together every day and night, regardless of the difference between you and me, we are one body and sleep on the same bed."
I:"……"
Xueyin, I suspect you are driving, but I have no evidence.
"Yukine-kun! Don't say it like that!" Hiyori immediately blushed and taught her like a mother: "It's better not to say such things."
I:"……"
It’s over. Even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn’t wash it off.
"If you really don't believe it..." I took a deep breath with a stern face:
"Then we have no choice but——"
Then I have to let you see what it means to be transformed into a living being!
"So you have this kind of relationship." As soon as I finished speaking, I was cut off by the blond lady holding a single-edged sword. She gave me an unclear look:
"It turns out that monsters like this kind of underage——"
Me: "???" Are minors provoking you? Minors are young! Minors are motivated!
"But it has nothing to do with me." She snorted, "Anyway, as long as she dares to show up again..."
With a "swish" sound, a deep ravine appeared on the ground.
"-Since you dare to target me, don't think that I will let her go!"
"..." I silently gave up the idea of preparing to transform. Looking at the pebbles on the ground, I suddenly felt particularly attractive and started counting the pebbles.
When I counted the fifth stone, I thought:
...Even if you don't want to let me go, you can't beat me.
――――
Later I was told that the aura thief looked like the blond lady who was my former discipline director. She was also a god. She had two names, one was "Bishamonten" and the other was "Crazy Girl". By the way, "Crazy Girl"
Yato said this name. I don't think it looks like a name. Maybe it's a stage name?
But who would have such an indescribable stage name...
After I adhered to the principle of "more things are worse than less things" when updating the system and gave up on the big transformation, the crazy lady left, and when she left, she called the man with glasses named "Zhao Ma" , tell him to go home early... This is called cashing, okay? I am just a fake cashing, Zhaoma, this is a real cashing!
so--
A drop of cold sweat hung on the back of my head: "Yadou-kun...can you eat your food well?"
The "犊" ceremony was held until the sky turned fish belly white and Xueyin cried until dawn, then the ceremony was considered complete.
So I worked hard all night, and it was a very real thing. Everyone was hungry...
Without bothering to deal with any follow-up matters, everyone gathered around a small low table and started eating. Even Xueyin was grabbing the food with her eyes wide open.
"I'm thanking you, you bastard now--" Yadou pulled the corner of his mouth and laughed, then picked up a ball of green stuff and threw it into my bowl:
"Thank you very much for the helping hand, you bastard! Come and eat this matcha daifuku."
I:"……"
Look, is the resentment against Xianzhong so strong? And do you think I am blind? This is clearly mustard!
I used the chopstick skills that I had learned in the orphanage, and stabbed the wasabi daifuku quickly and accurately. Then I raised my hand and gave it a hard pass. With the other hand, I pulled Yato's chin upwards, and then took out the chopsticks -
―
I smiled at Mr. Daikoku in the background with smoke coming from Yadou's head and shouting "water, water, water".
"Can I change to a pair of chopsticks?"
"...Okay, okay."
Oh, your uncle is always your uncle.
――――
Because I forgot that I also had a job as a substitute cashier, I was actually fired. The only thing I was thankful for was that the copy time was coming soon, and the pitiful change in my pocket was enough for me to survive for two days, so I picked up the job.
During the time when nothing happened, I spent a very ordinary time "listening secretly outside other people's classroom windows", "fighting monsters by the way", "when I encounter Yadou who I want to quarrel with for no reason"
Two days.
Two days later, the copy ended and the system was updated.
…
[Summoner, welcome to the Tower of Sun instance]
[Progress of this system update: 100/100]
[Remaining time of copy: 00:00:00]
[Dungeon main mission: Ask the summoner to shoulder the responsibility of slaying demons and eliminating monsters]
[Task description: Summoners naturally belong to the good side of the justice order. Isn’t it natural to deal with the seductive and depraved monsters? As for whose job is taken away... Naturally, the capable ones work hard. I encountered it, and the monster is mine.
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[After the update/summoner dies, he will automatically log out of the instance, and rewards will be distributed based on the completion of the main mission]
[Main mission progress: 13/100]
[Progress description: The summoner did not find the source of the monsters. The monsters that left the wind cave are only a small part. I hope the summoner will work hard next time! Damn it! 】
[Reward: Resurrection Coin x2]
[System update description: Added the functions of contract battle and five-army showdown; optimized the function of using resurrection coins; added the function of exchanging experience cards; optimized the conditions for unlocking heroes]
[Contract Battle: Is it monotonous to only be able to use one hero? After this update, the summoner can use another hero by switching! As long as the two heroes are activated again, the summoner can use the newly activated two heroes.
Switch between heroes and use the contract battle function!】
[Five Armies Duel: This is a new type of dungeon! Do you want to challenge the feeling of opening dual accounts? After this update, the summoner can choose the Five Armies Duel dungeon, and consume two hero experience cards to enter the dungeon. In the dungeon, you can
Experience the feeling of double opening!】
[Function of resurrection coins:
Resurrecting on the spot with full health consumes Resurrection Coin x1;
(Newly added) Resurrection coins can be exchanged for hero experience cards, the exchange ratio is 1:1]
[Hero experience card: Using the hero experience card, you can experience the hero for 30 days. After the experience card time reaches the upper limit, it will return to the previous hero by default. (Note: The copy time is not counted)]
[Hero unlocking conditions:
Use resurrection coin x1 (default);
(New) Hero experience card is used;
Note: Hero experience cards are randomly selected heroes. Heroes that have already appeared will not appear in the hero pool to be activated. After using the experience card, the hero will enter the activated state. After the experience card time reaches the upper limit, it will default to the previous activation.
hero】
[Thank you for waiting, for this we will provide update compensation: (Resurrection Coin x2, Hero Experience Card x2)]
[Current number of resurrection coins: 12]
[Can be used to redeem hero experience cards: 12/1]
[Current number of hero experience cards: 2]
[You have entered the contract battle mode. After unlocking 2 heroes, the contract battle will be officially put into use]