I am a handsome, charming and suave person with a perfect appearance that can score 90 points out of 100. I can be salty, spicy or sweet, I can fight, eat and be cute... Such a perfect citizen of Sanhao,
He was actually raped by an adult in his twenties!
For a moment, I was filled with anger in my chest, and pointed tremblingly at a certain shameless man who was about to roll on the ground:
"Obviously it was you who hit me——"
Regarding the knowledge of touching, people who grew up in □□ have a better say. After all, he is the big brother who has occupied a place in the hot search all year round. Everyone who knows about it knows that when someone is touched, say "You were the first"
Words like "You bumped into me" or "You bumped into me on purpose" are of no use at all. Not only do they not play a positive role in solving the situation of being blackmailed, but they will make you stick to this point.
Just like now.
"Look!" He stretched out a messy bandaged hand and quickly grabbed a corner of Li Bai's windbreaker: "You said you hit it yourself, right? My card disappeared with the wallet.
You have to be responsible!"
I said again: "???"
What's going on? Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do? Not only am I being raped, but I'm also being grabbed by my clothes and asked to take responsibility by a grown man?!!
I couldn't believe it, I thought the situation I encountered was ridiculous.
"Is there something wrong with you?"
I tried to pull back the hem of clothes that fell into his hands, but I pulled hard -
The corner of his clothes that was kidnapped by the bandaged hand didn't move at all.
I:"......"
Me: "You've gone too far!"
I started to lie on the ground and have a tug-of-war with him. Two big men with an average height of 18cm just rolled into a ball on the ground. Both pairs of good-looking hands were firmly holding a piece of denim blue clothes, and they were tugging at each other. Who was the one?
They refused to let go and even quarreled with the three-year-old:
"Let go!"
"I don't!"
"Stop dragging me!"
"No! I'm going to pull you! I won't let go until you compensate me!"
"You've gone too far!" I was about to collapse from his rogue behavior. He grabbed my clothes and wouldn't let go. In order to avoid being dragged back by me, he even wrapped his hands around them - and directly used his own hands.
The corners of my clothes were wrapped into a ball! What should I do with this?!
He grabbed me and silenced me. I couldn't even use my displacement skills to dodge. Isn't he confident that I won't beat him up?!
My eyes looked bad.
Good citizens who are brave enough to do justice...can they be considered evil forces that should be attacked, right?
Just when I narrowed my eyes and was about to launch a physical attack, he suddenly let go in a very sensible way.
The man who touched me jumped up in a hurry. While I was still stunned on the ground and didn't react, he stepped back more than two meters with a strong desire to survive. He put his hands in his pockets and mourned his non-existent wallet with a smile:
"Oh, although there is no cash in my wallet, I still have a card, and it just disappeared. I am really sad."
"You didn't knock your wallet off at all!" I glared at him:
"You're just blaming me for your lost wallet. I haven't even settled the matter with you for knocking me over -" Before I could finish my words, he snatched it away: "Oh my card!
It makes me so sad that I want to commit suicide——"
I:"......"
I kind of came to my senses.
I looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want to say, Lao Tika?"
Is there some mystery behind this card? Ordinary savings cards can obviously be reissued. Could it be that the port mafia wants to send me some news, but they can't tell it in public, so they can only let their people pass it through.
A way to hint me, such as staying away from their cadres?
It's very possible. I've used Li Baimang so many times, and maybe I've ruined someone else's business. They can't tell the Central Plains cadres to stay away from me, so they can come over and warn me... I
Immediately, I thought of the kind of old-fashioned parents who break up young lovers, and then I was disgusted by my own fantasy.
I felt a chill at first, and then my attitude became a little more cautious.
"Is there anything unusual about your card?"
Sure enough, the man in the sand-colored windbreaker immediately nodded seriously and said to me solemnly:
"This card——"
I listened intently.
"——It's the secondary card Chuuya gave me! Do you have it?"
I:"......"
Me: "Are you sick?"
――――
What's wrong with that guy?
Even though it happened last night, I'm still speechless about it.
He deliberately blocked the back door of the bar to touch me, just to show off that he had the secondary card given to him by Zhongyuan Zhongya? If I hadn't been sure that Zhongyuan cadres exuded a straight man's atmosphere, I almost thought these two were the same person.
By the way, he came here to declare his sovereignty to me.
but……
I was "patrolling" and suddenly stopped, holding my chin and falling into deep thought.
The Central Plains cadre is a straight man, he is a man who cannot tell the difference between berry red and cherry red, but that porcelain man...
After bumping into me, he grabbed the hem of his clothes and didn't let go. He left it lying on the ground and didn't forget to touch it. No matter how you look at it, it's gay.
Hiss, I feel like something is wrong with the Central Plains cadres.
I stopped thinking, and continued to walk around the streets as Li Bai, looking for the evil forces who were doing secret transactions - I don't know if it's because I work too much these days, but I rarely see people gathering secretly.
We are in the underworld together, but it only lasts for a short time in a day. I have to set aside an hour to drink with the Central Plains cadres. In just one hour, I can defeat the mafia that was so rampant that I could just walk into it in an alley.
Scared?
I think it's unlikely. Rather than being scared by me, it's better to say that something happened recently that caused this group of lawless mafia to start dormant.
——Anyway, this is not something I can control. I am just an enthusiastic citizen, Mr. Li. I only need to be responsible for acting bravely when I see unjust acts or gang transactions. Don't bother me with those brain-burning things.
I decided to give up thinking about such a difficult problem. My first goal now is to complete the task and see if I can trigger Li Bai's branch line - I suspect that Li Bai's branch line is also related to courageous action, so even though the allocated time is so tight, I still haven't given up.
"patrol".
Grinding my teeth on the grass stems I had just pulled out, I passed by a young man wearing a police uniform. There were several screams coming from that direction just now, and Mr. Li, an enthusiastic citizen, felt that he needed to go take a look.
But there must be something wrong with the screaming, right? Why did the policeman leave instead of going over? Was it a false alarm or a quick solution?
I felt something was wrong, so I called out to this person who had his head pressed very low:
"etc!"
His footsteps stopped, but he still turned his back to me and did not turn around. The more I looked, the more suspicious he became, and the more I looked, the more something was wrong.
I pondered for a moment, then chose a compromise statement and asked him:
"Have you...has it been resolved?"
If his answer is "Yes, the emergency has been handled and the masses have been calmed", or similar statements, then he may be a real policeman. Of course, it is not ruled out that he is a troublemaker who confuses the audition. But if he
If you run away or hide a knife and prepare to stab me in the kidney, then this is definitely the person I want to act bravely against.
I stared at him closely to see what he would say.
The "police boy" tilted his head slightly, and I saw the corners of his mouth curl up:
"You've done well lately."
I:"……"
I:"???"
――――
This, this is a bit beyond my response measures——
What does "you have done well recently" mean? What have I done? What does what I do have to do with him? What is his relationship with me? What is our relationship?
You can't just find out that I'm an enthusiastic citizen and encourage me, right?
I froze on the spot, watching him turn around and leave after saying this, without any sloppiness, and with a graceful stride. I became more and more confused, and wanted to catch up and ask.
As soon as this idea came out of my head, I suddenly felt shocked and heard a familiar voice.
[Side mission (Li Bai) has been activated]
[Contract hero? Li Bai:
Main mission: Li Bai is a hero who is free and unrestrained, has a strong personality, is full of chivalrous spirit, and is obsessed with drinking. Therefore, summoners are required to be aboveboard, act chivalrously, and fight against evil forces when using the hero Li Bai.
Use your personality charm to make a drinking buddy from the dark camp. (This task will intelligently identify the completion level and will be automatically submitted when the completion level reaches 100%)
Side missions: Depending on the hero's assistance/hostile camp, the side missions have a (33.3%) probability of being triggered randomly; depending on the scene the hero intervenes in, the side missions have a probability (33.3%) of being triggered randomly; depending on the characters the hero befriends, the side missions have a probability of (
33.3%) triggered randomly.
Side mission (Li Bai): Kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace in a thousand miles.
Mission description: Li Bai is an unrecognized subordinate of Fyodor Dostoyevsky, the leader of the Rats in the House of Death, and follows Fyodor Dostoyevsky's orders to develop in Yokohama.
Mission goal: Ask the summoner to make reasonable use of this identity and kill a powerful enemy in everyone's mind. (Note: The requirement for killing a powerful enemy is "most people think he is dead.")
Mission attributes: Neutral? Evil
Unlocked Li Bai camp attributes: Order? Evil
Current hero camp attributes:
Han Xin:Chaos????
Li Bai: Order? Evil
Mission reward:
Main mission completed: Resurrection Coin x4
The completion of the main task has reached (70/100), and the reward is: Resurrection Coin x4
Complete rewards will be issued for main mission completion (100/100)
Side mission completed: Hero experience card x1
Side mission status (unfinished)]
[Current number of resurrection coins: 14]
[Can be used to redeem hero experience cards: 14/1]
[Current number of hero experience cards: 1]
…
An upright and chivalrous person fights against the evil forces of darkness?!!!