156, Ghost Extermination (14) Guardian of the Dawn
What can’t be said about this! I am a handsome young man with good looks, good manners and good manners, so I have to be honest with myself!
"But Glory, don't you really think it's narcissistic to say this?" Zenitsu picked up a handful of soil and covered the cloth of the last victim's body brought out from the haunted house, then turned his palm and patted it.
, trying to take a picture of this simple grave bag, "and..."
He twitched the corner of his mouth and slowly moved his eyes to me. I patted the dirt on my hands, stood up and wiped the sweat with my clean arms: "Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?"
I feel like I'm getting chills, and I feel like I'm getting goosebumps! We stayed here all afternoon, and he looked at me all afternoon with the look of someone who wanted to speak, but didn't want to say anything, but didn't dare to say anything.
I felt uncomfortable all over and felt hairy on my back.
"Of course I'm looking at you because you're weird!" Zenitsu suddenly stood up, holding his head in his hands with a somewhat broken expression - and then rubbed dirt on his face under my frowning gaze, he said "Everyone
They all thought there was no problem, but when I realized something was wrong, it was me or the world that was wrong." He stretched out his finger and pointed it at the top of my head.
"Why are you covering your head with a haori? Aren't you hot? Isn't this weird way of dressing?! Or are you wearing it as a headscarf? When I looked up, I saw a red and white
The strange head that is split in half makes my eyes hurt!!!"
I:"……"
Me: "Um...this..."
This is really not my new way of dressing, but a simple measure to deal with the burning sun... After all, I can’t buy an Ichimatsu Kasa now. The afternoon sun makes me dizzy, so I can just use a cloth to block it.
That’s a lot. Although it’s just a burn caused by ultraviolet allergy, what should I do if I get red or sunburned? This is a copy of the Essence Moisturizing Water Cream without the repair mask!
Thinking this way, I said confidently:
"I'm afraid of getting tanned."
Shanyi: "..."
Zenitsu: "Why do I feel like I can't refute..."
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Because Tanjiro's headbutt was so destructive, after burying all the victims here, the sun set, and the man with the boar hood who only stood strong for five minutes and then fell with a "chirp" did not wake up.
After the three brothers and sisters came out of the forest, we had to take him with us and go to Wisteria Kamon's house together.
By the way, this is the first time I heard that the Demon Slayer Corps actually has such a supply place. Tanjiro's crow is really reliable. The one I was assigned to has gone to the wild and I don't know where it has gone. There has been no sign of the bird for three days.
The tasks I took were all guessed by Zenitsu's vivid gestures...
It seems like my one is useless, let’s stew it, I thought coldly.
"Ah, we're here."
"We're finally here..." I let out a long breath and looked up at the door with a circle of arcuate wisteria flowers printed on it: "It's really tiring to walk down the mountain for so long, huh?!!"
Before I finished speaking, I felt my neck tighten. A pair of strong arms strangled my neck and pushed back hard. Damn it, it was that wild boar head! I kindly carried him down the mountain, but he stuck me as soon as he woke up.
Neck! A bastard who repays kindness with revenge!!!
Since I was carrying an unconscious guy, and even though he was not very bright, he was still a member of the Demon Slayer Corps, I didn’t take precautions at this time...he retracted his arm.
Immediately, my breath was suffocated. I leaned back and was immediately restrained by a strong man.
"Huh? Where is this place? Where did you bring Inosuke-sama?" The guy who wanted to repay kindness with vengeance strangled my neck and asked loudly.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Zenitsu rushed over and pried off the boar-headed arm as soon as his hair exploded: "I told you to let go!"
"Why should I listen to you?!" Ye Boar Tou heard this and strangled his arms even harder. Zenitsu next to him was also pulling hard. He was pulling hard and he was also pulling hard. I was caught in the middle and had the illusion that Kuai Renshou was separated.
.
If the two of them continue this tug-of-war, I feel like after a while... I'm going to lose the resurrection coins!
"I'm talking about you two!" Tanjiro, who came back after knocking on the door, finally noticed my danger and scolded me angrily: "Hurry up and let go of Glory! Didn't you notice that he looked very uncomfortable?"
Not only is it uncomfortable! I can almost see the Kingdom of Heaven! It’s too much to bully others!
I stared at my bloodshot eyes, raised my right foot, and stepped down hard with all my strength. After I stepped on it, I pushed it hard with the heel of my clog, feeling that my arm was being strangled.
He froze for a moment and then became angry again. He bent his arms and used his shoulders to push back with all his strength -
"Click"
A crisp sound sounded, whether it was Tanjiro who was just about to tear apart the three people entangled together, or Zenitsu who was trying to break away from his friend's arm, or the old woman from the Wisteria family who unknowingly opened the door.
, my molars hurt all of a sudden.
"Phew - almost strangled to death."
The red-haired boy nimblely got out from under the arm of the guy who had solidified into stone. He took a few deep breaths and rubbed his neck. After doing all this, he noticed their unusual silence:
"Huh? Why don't you talk?"
Two strands of white hair were blown up by the night wind, swaying in the wind on the top of his red head. The king turned around very naturally and picked up Inosuke, who was briefly unconscious again due to a heavy blow to his ribs, and blinked.
Seemingly innocent blue eyes.
"...Huh? Aren't we going in?"
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"Ha, he deserves it." I expressionlessly mocked Inosuke Kubihira, who was being examined by the doctor - his name is Inosuke, if you put it in Chinese, wouldn't it be just a pig? I have to admire that it fits him so well.
’s name.
"Do you want to fight, redhead?!!" The guy who was sitting on the tatami was so excited that his veins were popping. He was just about to get up and fight me for another 300 rounds when he was hit by a kind-hearted doctor with a stethoscope.
It hit my ribs, and I immediately hugged my belly and shrank into a ball.
"There is no big problem." The old doctor said kindly: "Four ribs are broken, but the positions are correct. The lump on the head should be gone tomorrow. There is a relatively minor bone crack on the instep, which will be cured soon."
Minor injuries that can be healed."
Unscathed? Zenitsu, the health bar is full? Me, and three broken ribs? Tanjiro looked at the guy who was most seriously injured.
"..."
He was a bit miserable. He was not injured in the ghost house, but he was beaten like this by Tanjiro and I in the end...
I touched my nose in embarrassment and said, "Um... I'm sorry for beating you up like this. I can help you take a shower later."
Clean yukata has been prepared, and the old lady here acted very quickly. I was happy for a while when I was told that there was a hot spring for bathing - hot springs are great for beauty! In this copy without any skin care products, it was enough.
I was pleasantly surprised!
But I don’t know why, even though it was me who apologized to him, expressed my sincerity, and offered to help him take a bath, this guy looked even more angry, with veins popping on his forehead, as if he was going to die the next moment.
To burst a blood vessel.
"Ah! I'm so angry!" Inosuke angrily picked up a pillow with one hand and threw it at me.
But this guy had a criminal record, so I kept paying attention. As soon as I saw him carrying a pillow, an alarm went off in my brain, and I crouched down in time to avoid the pillow bomb.
"Ah ugh--"
"..." Although I hid, I heard a muffled sound. When I looked back in surprise, I saw a guy with his head on a pillow frozen in place.
Although I dodged, Zenitsu behind me was in trouble. The square pillow hit his face very accurately, and finally slowly slid down with feathers and cotton wool floating in the air.
Seeing Zenitsu, whose nose was red, still looking confused, and having no idea where he came from, Fei Hengzhen came to him, and I turned around silently.
…
"I'm sleeping here!"
After taking a shower (this guy refused my offer to help after all), Fujiya's old lady took us to the room where we slept. There were four quilts next to each other. Inosuke Inosuke, this guy, immediately jumped on the bed.
On the right, lying on his side, he patted the quilt in an extremely coquettish manner and looked at us with a provocative expression:
"Be the first to strike first, this place is mine!"
They even grab you wherever you sleep. Are you a primary school student?
"..." I glanced at him expressionlessly, and then decisively moved to the left side farthest from him: "I want to sleep here."
I don’t want to communicate with this guy with a muscular body and a lolita face anymore. When I was taking a shower, he even laughed at me for cutting chicken for nothing... I have a strictly controlled body shape! The muscles are smooth but not exaggerated, and the lines are beautiful but not weak.
Only a rustic straight man like him likes big muscles! Schwarzenegger is not a popular aesthetic, huh, country bumpkin.
"Ah... I feel so tired." Zenitsu got into the bed next door, rubbed his hands on the soft pillow, and then sighed in relief.
"No, actually you are the most relaxed among us." I turned my head to the sky and complained. I don't know why, but I am very energetic now. I am so energetic that I can't sleep. Oops, could it be that my biological clock has been reversed before?
Insomnia?
"Is there any?" Shanyi muttered, but suddenly he remembered something, and the corpse sat up and looked to the other side:
"I remembered! You hit me with a pillow before, 'plop-', your nose hurt so much! Apologize to me quickly!"
"Huh?" I sat up as if I was pretending to be a corpse: "Yes, you wanted to fight with me for no reason before. I kindly carried you down the mountain and you choked me. You should treat me as well."
Apologize and hurry up."
"Huh? It was obviously you who broke four of my ribs in the end, right? You also cracked the instep of my foot."
"But that's a legitimate defense in an emergency." I said righteously:
"Besides, I've already apologized before, now it's your turn, hurry up."
"I reject."
"Apologise quickly!"
"I do not want it."
"You're going to be annoying when you look like this." Zenitsu stood up and put his hands on his hips and said. I nodded in agreement, and then I heard the next sentence:
"If you keep acting like this, we won't eat with you."
I:"……"
Zenitsu, you are indeed a primary school student.
"Yes." What I didn't expect was that this isolated conversation among elementary school students was also approved by my new and reliable friend Tanjiro: "Food is delicious when everyone eats it together."
"...Is there anything wrong with your brain?" Inosuke twitched the corner of his mouth. Only at this time did I resonate with him. Do you two want to say such childish words? Should the next sentence also include "I won't take it with me when I go to the toilet."
is you?
"Ah, that's right." Zenitsu suddenly remembered something again and turned to look at me: "I just wanted to ask, Glory, why do you eat so little? Was it normal before?
"
I:"……"
Me: "...Maybe I think the fried tempura is a bit greasy..."
Yes, I don’t know the same reason. Logically speaking, I am already very hungry and can eat all the food I prepared, but today I have an inexplicable loss of appetite. I even feel nauseous and want to vomit after eating fried food... As a result
In the end, I just ate white rice.
Zenitsu expressed disbelief: "But you have never disliked the greasy fried tempura before."
Me: "Uh... I just feel like the fried food is a bit greasy and disgusting today..."
I was about to say that it might be because Tanjiro gave me a slight concussion with his headbutt, but Zenitsu overcame me.
Zenitsu opened his big innocent eyes and said in a normal tone:
"--It sounds like she's pregnant."
I:"……"
So with a dark face, I kicked him into Tanjiro's bed.