On the bed made of purple wood, a young girl stood there quietly, with a peaceful face, and seemed to be sleeping very deeply.
After a while, she frowned slightly, then opened her eyes, her vision blurred, and she looked at the ceiling. The light in her eyes began to slowly condense.
"Where...am I?" the girl said slowly, with an indescribable haggard look on her face. After a while, she sat up suddenly,
She looked at her body and found that the original green leather armor had turned into a loose nightgown. On the table next to her, there was a one-meter-long crossbow.
This person was Sun Shangxiang. She touched her head and found that she was a little groggy. She didn't know why.
Looking back on my last memory, it seemed that I was sitting in the rain until I lost consciousness, but there seemed to be a man coming over to talk to me, and then...
man?!
Sun Shangxiang seemed to have thought of something, and when he saw the clothes on his body, his face quickly began to turn red, and he finally let out a sigh.
…
Somewhere outside the room.
"Son, let me tell you, when you meet a woman you like, you must never give up, otherwise you will regret it later." A man said to a little boy.
"Okay, okay, I know." The little boy showed an impatient expression, and then suddenly remembered the petite figure confronting him, wearing emerald green clothes, standing on a piano.
boom!
There was a sound of explosions nearby, which startled them. They turned their heads and found a girl standing there carrying a crossbow; "Where is that gangster?!"
"Uh... Miss, please calm down." Liu Bei was suddenly sweating profusely and said with a confused look on his face: "Even if you are in a bad mood, you can't just destroy other people's homes."
"It's you!" After Sun Shangxiang saw Liu Bei, he suddenly seemed to remember something, and the cannon was aimed at him: "The gangster who tarnished my innocence, go to death!"
After saying that, the ballista fired a huge shell with a loud bang.
"Hey, miss, you're crazy!" Liu Bei said, pulling out a shotgun behind him.
At this time, his house had collapsed, and both of them were in a very embarrassed state.
"Why are you like this? We kindly rescued you!" Liu Chan said angrily: "We really saved the wrong person!"
"Save people?!" Sun Shangxiang shouted with a red face; "Then what's wrong with my clothes? You must have changed them!"
Thinking that this man actually saw all of his own body, Sun Shangxiang's face became redder and redder, and the ballista pointed at Liu Bei: "Go to hell!"
"I don't have one. I asked Aunt Wang next door to change it for you!" Liu Bei said.
"Bah." Sun Shangxiang lowered the ballista in his hand, then frowned and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
"It's true. If I really did something to you, wouldn't you be able to feel it yourself?" Liu Bei said, and then he realized: "Oh, it turns out you are still a virgin..."
"boom!"
There was a loud noise and thick smoke was everywhere!
Liu Bei and Liu Chan were turned into coke, and they spit out black smoke, and their hair turned into afros. They looked at each other, and then looked at the girl in the distance.
"Humph, this is a lesson I have taught you!" Sun Shangxiang said.
"You bitch are so unreasonable!" Liu Bei said, and then he looked at the collapsed houses around him with an aggrieved expression: "I still have forty-three years of mortgage payment to pay off on this house."
"You are too unreasonable, I obviously saved you!"
"Big, no big deal, I'll just pay you. It's just a house. In my capacity..." Sun Shangxiang said, and then suddenly seemed to remember something, and his expression suddenly lost.
"Uh... what's wrong with you, I'm just kidding." When Liu Bei saw her look, he immediately remembered what the girl said that day on the rainy day, and his heart trembled.
"It's okay... I... don't seem to have money to compensate you." Sun Shangxiang murmured.
"It's okay, it's okay. The repair fee is nothing." Liu Bei looked at the houses that were reduced to ashes around him and said directly: "By the way, what's your name?"
"Me?" Sun Shangxiang was stunned for a moment, then hesitated, and finally said: "My name is Sun Xiang."
"Oh, what a good name." Liu Bei said, then touched his chin and smiled slightly: "Well, how about you and I repair this house together? You don't have anything to do anyway."
"There is indeed nothing to do." Sun Shangxiang said slowly.
"But you, a girl, actually like cannons as much as I do. Are you from the military?"
"no……"
"No, then how did you bring this thing in?" Liu Bei said with a surprised expression.
"You are so annoying!" Sun Shangxiang said, picking up the ballista and pointing it at Liu Bei: "Stop talking!"
"No more, no more." Liu Bei said quickly, and then seemed to remember something: "You should change your clothes back first. They are in the yard behind. They should have been dried."
"Okay." Sun Shangxiang turned around directly, dragged the ballista and left.
"This woman has such a big temper." Liu Chan walked to Liu Bei and said.
"Can the little princess of Wu not have a bad temper?" Liu Bei said with a shrug.
"what is that?!"
"You are too stupid. Your father said I don't want to care about you." Liu Bei looked at the dilapidated scene around him with a helpless expression; "I have to buy new furniture."
"Tch, by the way, there is no such person as Aunt Wang next door." Liu Chan squinted his eyes and looked at Liu Bei: "It's obviously the clothes you changed for her."
"If I tell the truth, today is my death anniversary, do you understand?" Liu Bei rolled his eyes: "Although she has a good figure, I didn't look carefully."
"How do you know you have a good figure without looking carefully? It's so shameful." Liu Chan said with a look of disdain.
"A woman, even if she wears clothes, I can still know her figure, understand?" Liu Bei said proudly.
"Oh, really?" A faint voice sounded, Liu Bei's body stiffened, and then his head turned mechanically, and he found Sun Shangxiang wearing a green leather armor with twin ponytails, holding a crossbow at him.
He: "Please just say that sentence again."
"Beauty, you changed your clothes too quickly." Liu Bei raised his hands and said, "If you have something to say, don't fire, we are one of our own."
"Go to hell, you pervert." Sun Shangxiang shouted with a red face.
"etc!"
"boom!"
Thousands of miles away from Shu.
An army was slowly approaching. The leader of the horse was a woman in her twenties, carrying a giant sword on her back. She looked in the distance with an impatient expression: "My giant sword is already here."
I am so hungry and thirsty, when can I go to Shu?"
"Why are you in such a hurry?" A slender woman next to her said with a faint smile.