"Cai Wenji, are you kidding me? You want me to wear women's clothes?!" Lu Bu said in surprise as he looked at Cai Wenji, who looked harmless.
"That's right, I'm just wearing women's clothes, and don't be afraid, because it will definitely make people's eyes brighten." Cai Wenji agreed, putting her hands on her hips, with an expression that would impress me.
"This is no longer a bright spot, it will brighten a blind person's eyes." Lu Bu said speechlessly, and then looked at Cai Wenji, this ghost girl was full of weird ideas.
"Do you believe me?" Cai Wenji jumped onto the Hujia Qin and looked at Lu Bu angrily.
"This...that's not what I mean."
"I'm telling you, it's because you don't understand these things that you don't win the favor of others. You know, if you follow your thinking, you deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!" Cai Wenji said, and then snorted: "Unlike me,
When I grow up, I can marry brother Bai Chu!"
"But women's clothing..." Lu Bu shook his head: "No, even if I stay single all my life and grow old alone, I will not wear women's clothing!"
"Oh?" Cai Wenji crossed her little arms: "So you want to give up being a bachelor for the rest of your life?"
"It's not..."
Half an hour later.
Lu Bu looked at the skirt he was wearing and the bulging muscles exposed on his limbs, and said a little speechlessly: "Why is the women's clothing you mentioned a skirt?"
"Isn't women's clothing just a skirt? I can't find any lace maid uniforms. This one is the largest. You can barely wear it." Cai Wenji said seriously, her little face was full of seriousness. As for what she was thinking in her heart, she didn't care.
knew.
"A little bit ashamed..." Lu Bu blushed, and then whispered: "What if it doesn't succeed?"
"You will succeed only if you have the courage to take the first step. Otherwise, you will never have a chance if you don't take action!" Cai Wenji said.
"makes sense."
…
"Brother Zilong is so handsome today." Diao Chan looked at Zhao Yun sitting in the shop in the distance reading a book, with a faint look of nymphomaniac on her face.
"Um... Diao Chan." A low voice came from the side. Diao Chan came to her senses, then turned her head and saw Lu Bu in a skirt. Her face suddenly changed: "Change, pervert!"
"Pervert?" Zhao Yun was stunned when he heard Diao Chan's cry, and then rushed out of the store. Then he saw Lu Bu in a skirt, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "That Lu Bu, what are you doing?"
"Try on new clothes." Lu Bu said, making a strong posture, and the muscles all over his body bulged up the skirt.
"The taste of your new clothes... is really unique~" Diao Chan looked at Lu Bu and said with a smile, unable to find any adjectives for a while.
"Ahem, I'm going back first." Zhao Yun rubbed his eyes and turned back to the store.
"Um..." Lu Bu scratched his head. At this moment, a woman walked over with a child.
"Mom, why does that uncle wear that kind of clothes? Isn't it for girls?"
"He is a pervert. Stop looking at him. He will get needle eyes."
Lu Bu's face gradually darkened, and then he looked behind him. In his barbecue restaurant, Cai Wenji was holding her belly and laughing.
"Cai Wenji!" Lu Bu ran towards Cai Wenji and took out a Fangtian Painted Halberd in his hand. He finally came to his senses. Lu Bu was not a fool, he was just blinded by love and turned into an idiot.
"No, doesn't it have the effect of brightening your eyes?" Cai Wenji quickly ran away and controlled Hu Jiaqin to fly super fast.
"Don't run!"
…
"Brother Bai Chu, help me!" Bai Chu was debugging the system in the yard when he suddenly saw Cai Wenji sitting on the harp and rushing over. Then her petite body fell into his arms and hung like a koala.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Cai Wenji smiling, Bai Chu pinched her fleshy cheeks and said with a smile.
"Help me block it." After Cai Wenji said, a figure rushed in from the door, it was Lu Bu, his eyes were red: "Where is my Cai Wenji?"
"Lu Bu, you are dressed like this..." Bai Chu saw that Lu Bu was wearing a skirt and his forehead was sweating. What kind of weird look was this.
But you don't need to think about it to know that it probably has a lot to do with Cai Wenji, a girl like this.
"Tell me, what did you do, girl?" Bai Chu patted Cai Wenji's butt: "Otherwise, I won't protect you."
"I wanted to help Uncle Lu Bu slow down his styling, but it didn't work, but women's clothing hahaha~" Cai Wenji laughed as she said this, almost crying.
After a while, Bai Chu finally understood the situation, and then tapped Cai Wenji's nose: "You girl, you can't do this."
"Lu Bu, come here first. I still have clothes here. You can change them first."
Looking at Lu Bu squatting in the corner wearing a skirt and hugging Fang Tian in the distance, Bai Chu said, no matter what, let's get rid of this eye-catching look first.
"Um."
After Lu Bu changed his clothes, Bai Chu said, "You want to please Diao Chan, right?"
Lu Bu looked at Bai Chu and nodded.
Bai Chu touched his chin. In fact, in his mind, Lu Bu and Diao Chan were actually a couple, but the background story said it was a love triangle.
But, the triangle has stability, ahem, it went too far.
Glancing at Shen Aoxue beside him, Bai Chu said to Lu Bu: "Actually, if you are good to a girl, she will feel it. You don't have to do anything to attract her attention. Diao Chan is a delicate and sensitive person.
She is a girl who remembers both the good and bad things about people."
"Then what should I do?" Of course Lu Bu remembered that he had forced Diao Chan, but at that time he had completely complied with his body's desires. Now that he has reason to look at this matter, he feels a little regretful.
"Although time cannot completely erase it, it can slowly heal the wounds. If you are more careful and pay more attention to Diao Chan, I believe your success rate will not be low." Bai Chu said with a smile.
"I believe you." Lu Bu nodded. Compared with the unreliable ghost girl Cai Wenji, a boy like Bai Chu who is surrounded by girls is obviously more trustworthy.
"Let's go." Bai Chu glanced at the little girl in his arms again: "And you, you are not allowed to play pranks like this in the future. I really find that the older you get, the skinnier you are."
Cai Wenji stuck out her tongue, then rubbed her cheek against Bai Chu's chest and said coquettishly: "Brother Bai Chu, I was wrong~"
"I'm going back." Lu Bu picked up Fang Tian's painted halberd and left the yard directly.
"Uncle Lu Bu, take the women's clothes with you!"
"Say it again!" Lu Bu's voice came from outside the courtyard.