Chapter 331 You were killed by the society, come on!
The performance on the stage was about to reach its climax, but Hattori Heiji and Haibara Ai had no intention of enjoying Mao Lilan's first performance.
The big melon about Conan's first kiss was thrown at them so unexpectedly. Yihei and Xiao really didn't expect that Conan, who usually talks about justice, actually gave his first kiss to a burly man!
This made Hattori Heiji and Haibara Ai silently reflect in their hearts, is this guy really a serious person?
Conan himself may not know whether he is serious or not, but Conan knows that if Jiang Yuan is allowed to continue talking, he may not have the courage to face the sun tomorrow...
There is really too much dark history that has fallen into Jiangyuan's hands since he became a child! Conan blushed and secretly cursed in his heart, there is such a person who likes to collect the dark history of elementary school students!
This guy has some kind of mental illness, otherwise how could he do such a crazy thing?!
What would ordinary people do when faced with such a humiliating and fatal situation? It would probably be to silently survive this moment of social death with a red face and lowered head. I believe that friends who celebrated their birthdays in Haidilao have a deep understanding of this.
Of course, human beings are full of strange things, and there will always be some people who are beyond common sense. The way for such people to face social death and shame is to integrate with them, and even turn against them.
As the saying goes, as long as I am not ashamed, I will not be embarrassed. Others are the ones who are ashamed and embarrassed.
Of course, although Conan is not serious and a bit sultry, he has not yet found any social arrogance in him, and when he kissed a man for the first time, he cannot stand up and say loudly that labor and management just like men, and we don’t know who is taking advantage of whom.
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If Conan really said that, I'm afraid Ehara and Hattori Heiji would be the first to break up with him. (Don't ask me what position to break up with, I don't know either.)
Of course, there may also be a frightened Toyama and Ye running to Osaka overnight with the Shinkansen, and they also have to hide Hattori Heiji.
So what methods do our agents of death, communicators of disaster, and masterminds behind the overtime work of the Metropolitan Police Department use to alleviate embarrassment?
Mao Lilan, who was wearing a princess dress on the stage, put her hands on her chest to make a wish, and said loudly to the knight in black in front of her: "Knight who has saved me from fire and water many times, please take off your mask and let me see
Let’s see your true face!”
Ehara was sure that this line was not written by Bermod, but must have been added by Suzuki Sonoko, the bloody drama queen.
However, it seems that the women in the venue are very fond of this trick? They all smiled and waited for Tomoaki Shinde to take off his mask.
The knight in black stepped forward and approached Mao Lilan, and the two looked at each other. The atmosphere at the scene became more and more charming. At this critical moment when Conan was restless, a scream broke the atmosphere in the auditorium!
"ah--!!!"
"This is?!"
"Something happened! Where is it!!"
Hearing the familiar and long-lost scream, detectives Mouri Kogoro and Hattori Heiji instantly stood up and scanned the entire auditorium, and suddenly discovered the source of the commotion and the scream.
Yes, only Mouri Kogoro and Hattori Heiji suddenly stood up. Conan, who was supposed to be the most active, did not move at all and even breathed a sigh of relief.
Conan leaned back in his chair as if he was exhausted and thought to himself: Lucky, lucky... Xiaolan's first kiss was just about to happen on the stage.
This is how the island country’s contemporary agent of death relieves his own embarrassment. Using a human life to attract the attention of everyone present is truly a crime...
If there really is a judgment after death, Conan is definitely the kind of guy who will be sent to hell and never be reincarnated.
Who made Conan suffer too many sins...
A scream interrupted the performance on the stage. This kind of scalp-numbing scream was not only familiar to Kogoro Mori and Heiji Hattori, but Xiaolan was also familiar with it.
At this moment, Mao Lilan seemed to have forgotten that she was wearing performance clothes, and subconsciously touched her pocket to take out her cell phone to call the police, but her touch came up empty.
The knight in black on the side took off his helmet and looked at the audience with a new and wise face: "Did something happen?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Mouri Kogoro shouted: "I am the famous detective Moori Kogoro! Everyone, please don't move, stay where you are, the murderer who committed the murder is here!"
As soon as Mouri Kogoro finished speaking, the people who were just whispering suddenly became noisy, as if they were in a fly's nest, discussing the murder found at the scene.
After all, the people of Tokyo, who have seen the world, are not too surprised by such murders happening around them. It may also be that newspapers and TV report such things every day, so they have a certain immunity.
In this way, Mouri Kogoro effortlessly controlled the scene. After more than ten minutes, Officer Megure arrived at the auditorium of Teitan High School with the officers from the first search section who had been leisurely for a long time.
Before the murder occurred at Didan High School, Officer Memu stayed in the office uneasily. It was not that his subordinates failed in his work or that his wife discovered his private vault.
It's really because Tokyo has been a little too peaceful recently...
Officer Mumu was pleasantly surprised on the first day without any murder. After getting off work on time for the first time in a long time, he even had time to go to the flower shop and buy a bouquet of flowers for his wife.
The two of them had a romantic candlelight dinner at home after a long absence, and even had the energy to have a fierce fighting lesson with my wife in bed at night.
Is it possible that Officer Megu, who has been employed for many years and has no children, is not in good health? Of course, not every year the Metropolitan Police Department regularly provides comprehensive physical examinations to police officers, and it is free. Apart from the sub-health caused by staying up late, everything about Officer Megu's body is good.
healthy.
The reason why I don’t have children is because I don’t have time to have them! Many times, as soon as Officer Megure goes to bed, his subordinates call him and say there is a murder somewhere. What can he do?
I can only forcefully turn off the engine, turn over and leave...
On the third day after getting off work on time, Officer Megu even felt unbelievable. Officer Megu, who had not worked overtime for three days, even thought that something had happened to Brother Maori's family.
After making a phone call and finding that Kogoro Mouri was still alive and kicking, Officer Megure felt that some god in the sky had taken pity on the hard-working overtime dogs of the Metropolitan Police Department and waved his hand to give them some time to breathe.
In this way, Officer Megure came to get off work on the seventh day without any murders with a grateful heart... It has been a week and the whole Tokyo has been calm, the government is in harmony, and everything is waiting to be done...
At this time, Officer Memu felt uneasy. Could this strange calm be brewing a bigger storm?
Officer Megure still remembered that the Toyo Arsenal was bombed after the last time he had a leisurely time. In the following days, they searched the first class and even the entire Metropolitan Police Department were as busy as dogs.
At this time, Officer Megure misses his Moori brother very much. At least where Kogoro Moori appears, the case can be solved smoothly. They, the police, are busy with the post-production work, so at least they have hope.
Just at this moment, the phone in the office rang. A murder case occurred in Didan High School, which was holding a campus festival! It was fatal, but it would have had a huge impact on society if it was not resolved!
Ignoring his numb scalp, Officer Mu Mu ordered all his troops and went straight to Didan High School to kill him!