[This is a football article that you would love to read even if you don’t have any football knowledge!] Morici: What did you call the action that knocked me down yesterday? Lu Yang: Meibo is amazing. Morici: It’s a man named Meibo Invented by people? Lu Yang: No, it was kicked out by a man named Messi. He knocked down the world defender Boateng. Morici: Why don't you want to wear the No. 7 jersey, which symbolizes glory? Lu Yang : Because of Real Madrid, there will be no seven in the future! Once I wear that jersey, I am afraid that I will become a deadly nuclear seven! Morici: Lu, the upside down gold you scored outside the penalty area yesterday The hook is so handsome, may I ask how you did it? Lu Yang: It’s very simple, don’t call me Lu, call me Ibrahimovic! Morici: May I ask how you managed to save five penalties in one game Yes? Lu Yang: This starts with the time card when I drew Santordo... Lu Yang: Alright, you asked me so much, now it's time for me to ask you. I don't think that Baizami looks like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu? Baizami: Brother Lu, are you calling me ugly? Lu Yang: Don't talk nonsense, this is where we are Biggest compliment to a young striker!