Seeing Old Man Jiang's serious expression as he asked the question to Witch Zhiqing, Shen Fengshu doubted very much whether Witch Zhiqing's true dream-telling method had been perfected, and even he couldn't tell whether he was in a dream.
It is obviously impossible to refuse Witch Zhiqing. Although this witch claims to be his wife and tolerates her little hands and feet, she is very insistent on some things.
Hiding old man Jiang? It’s even more impossible. I can make everyone unable to find the old man in the world of satisfaction. The question is, what’s the point of this?
Therefore, Witch Zhiqing and Old Man Jiang Toushan finally met, but the situation of the meeting made Shen Fengshu a little surprised. It was not the intense scene he imagined at all.
When Shen Fengshu introduced to Old Man Jiang seriously that Witch Zhiqing was his wife, Old Man Jiang's expression was calm and he asked directly: "Can you play mahjong?" Shen Fengshu was very surprised. Could it be that Old Man Jiang was so angry that he made all kinds of sarcastic remarks to Shen Fengshu, and spoke harshly to the Witch Zhiqing to get out Xiaoman's anger? What the hell is playing mahjong? He took Xiaoman's love rival's money on the mahjong table. win
Just to achieve the purpose of teaching?
What is mahjong? This time it was Zhiqing Witch’s turn to be stunned.
Therefore, Shen Fengshu had to educate Zhiqing Witch again. Mahjong is a recreational toy that he came up with when he had nothing to do. The gameplay is very simple.
Zhiqing Witch was not polite at all about what her master had created. As soon as she mastered the basic gameplay, she immediately said it was very simple and started playing!
Old Man Jiang, Old Man Shan, Shen Fengshu, and Witch Zhiqing all got on the mahjong table.
Hu Lengshuang, Xiaomei and others were waiting around obediently, Xiaobai was playing the piano not far away, and Xiaoqing was making tea honestly. In front of these people, they were not even qualified to serve at the table.
"Old man, what are you doing?" Before the game started, Shen Fengshu turned to the side and covered her mouth and asked Old Man Jiang in a low voice.
Although the sound of such words could not be concealed even by Xiaomei and the others who were waiting around, they were used to whispering like this and doing this action, and if they didn't do it, they would seem to be embarrassed by their sneaky attitude.
"Win some dowry for Xiaoman!" Old Man Jiang said calmly while counting the cards without changing his expression.
Shen Fengshu glanced at the Zhiqing Witch opposite. Zhiqing Witch had no expression on her face, as if she hadn't heard the code at all.
"Aren't you afraid of losing?" Shen Fengshu was speechless and could only continue to whisper to Old Man Jiang: "Don't forget, she has just learned, and she has a novice protection period." The newbies in mahjong all have strong hands, and they are beaten by Shen Fengshu jokingly calls it the novice protection period. Old Man Jiang has experienced this personally and has experienced it from other people. It’s for no reason. I don’t know why. Anyway,
Newbies just have strong hands and have no place to reason.
"I'm going to lose, you pay." Old Man Jiang had no intention of admitting defeat and threw the blame to Shen Fengshu in a bold manner.
Shen Fengshu was speechless. Is this old man still shameless?
"Forget it, if you lose, how about getting her some foot-washing water to drink, which will make her sick to death?" Shen Fengshu would not take the blame and immediately came up with an idea.
"That's fine!" Old Man Jiang stared at Shen Fengshu and looked at him strangely for a while, with a look of disgust on his face, but in the end he seemed to be very satisfied with the idea and nodded: "That's it, it's disgusting. she! "
The two of them seemed to be communicating in private, but in fact they were openly communicating in front of the other two people playing cards, and everything they said was heard clearly.
On the other side, Old Man Shan's face was so twisted that he was almost deformed, but Old Man Jiang's opposite Witch Zhiqing was as calm as if she hadn't seen or heard anything.
The beautiful snakes and little vixens who were waiting around almost rolled their eyes when they heard Shen Fengshu and Old Man Jiang's words. When they heard the last sentence, they almost snickered and their intestines almost twitched, and their whole bodies couldn't help it. trembling.
Old Man Jiang's foot washing water sounds really disgusting when you talk about it, but if you really get it, it will definitely smell so good. Who can give it up? Shen Fengshu can admire it to the point of admiration.
Boom, the card game begins.
As soon as she got started, it was obvious that Zhiqing Witch was still a little rusty, but she quickly mastered the rules within a circle, and then quickly grew up. Sometimes, it is impossible not to believe in evil. There are four people at a mahjong table, and one of them is the "invention" of mahjong. The other two are the most senior mahjong fans in the world. Facing a novice who has just learned the rules, these three people are forced to be beaten by the man who has not yet learned the rules.
The rookie who knows whether to listen to side cards or cards will look pale when he wins.
No matter how familiar you are with the rules, it's useless; no matter how big the cards you make, it's useless; no matter how many cards you listen to, it's useless. No matter how many advantages you have, it's useless against that guy's good luck.
In a situation where you can obviously listen to six cards, but you don't listen, you would rather choose to listen to a dead card, but the witch will draw it yourself next time, where can you explain?
It's down to the last few cards, and no one dares to play dangerous cards. They would rather be at odds with each other than let others tie the cards, but the witch is just trying to find a way out of the bottom of the sea. Where can I reason?
With thirteen bad cards, no one was close to the other, but the witch was able to play cards one after another and figure it out before Old Man Jiang got a big win. Where can I reason?
The banker played thirty-three games in a row, and the banker played in four circles for fifty-seven games. The other three people added up to a total of thirteen games. Where can I reason?
The three men's faces turned pale after losing. From now on, they never dared to provoke the rookies who were in the novice protection period.
The Witch Lady and Paihe were in high spirits, not to mention herself, even the little vixens behind her were all in high spirits. The final result was that Old Man Jiang was very depressed, lying in the big bathtub obediently soaking in the drunken wine. , Old Man Shan showed his true colors angrily and left far away, out of sight, while Shen Fengshu was acting like a dog and standing by to do all kinds of things to his family.
The lady brings tea and water, is gentle and flattering.
Shen Fengshu's behavior was so bad that Old Man Jiang couldn't stand it anymore and directly controlled the bathtub to fly far away. Thinking about it, he felt incomprehensible, so he rubbed a wisp of the Human Emperor's Purple Qi, Melted into the wine.
Let’s see how this abominable witch can subdue this Human Emperor’s Purple Qi. Without Chen Fengshu’s scumbag qualifications and without some of the academy’s secret techniques, which monk can withstand this level of Human Emperor’s Purple Qi in his body? He can’t drink her to death!” Master, why are you doing this? The two seniors are really interesting." Witch Zhiqing enjoyed Shen Fengshu's service comfortably, without any embarrassment: "If you like Sister Xiaoman, then marry her back, I am my concubine. Not again
She is a jealous woman."
Huh? Old Man Jiang in the distance heard this directly. He drank in the wine a few times and his dissatisfaction eased a little. She is so easy to talk to? Forget it, for the sake of her being so good at talking, let's soak in it for a while longer.
Shen Fengshu was a little confused, why did he suddenly bring up the topic of marrying Xiaoman? "Also, the unruly young man from the Wuji Sect is also very beautiful. I have gone out with her before, and he doesn't seem to be disgusted." Zhiqing The witch then smiled and said: "It's good to take her home and make her a concubine. When I'm not around, you can still
I can serve you."
Is there such a beautiful thing? Shen Fengshu felt that he must have been tricked. The witch lady's true dream-making method must have been really perfected, otherwise how could such an uninhibited thing happen in reality. "If the master likes any beautiful woman, , just tell Xiaoshuang and ask her to bring it back to you." Witch Zhiqing pressed Shen Fengshu on the seat, and in turn served Shen Fengshu according to Shen Fengshu's routine just now: "If Xiaoshuang can't do it,
If you arrive, then tell me, I will help you." "Anyone you want from those paintings that the master has painted, bring them back and raise them at home." Seeing Shen Fengshu's expression of astonishment and disbelief, Zhiqing Witch His face was filled with the joy of succeeding in teasing: "Well, sister Lan You may not be able to do it. She
She just killed her beloved, so I guess she won't be happy to be a concubine, but she doesn't hate you, so it should be fine for you to have a few casual marriages. Sister Lan You is so beautiful, don't you want me to?"
"I think!" Shen Fengshu did not go against his true intention and answered honestly. Then he pinched the delicate chin of Zhiqing Witch angrily, raised it slightly, and kissed her fiercely: "You have to have someone to joke around with. Du. "Return to Sister Lan You, Demon Lord Lan You is a master who will kill people even if he thinks that Shen Feng Shu is not good at painting. He even kills the love of his life. Killing Shen Feng Shu is not the same as killing a chicken. He has to marry him several times. A casual marriage? What good things are you thinking of? Search online
Death is not so unreliable.
"Master, I'm not joking!" She responded enthusiastically to Shen Fengshu's kiss. Witch Zhiqing didn't care about the looks of the surrounding maids, and explained to Shen Fengshu seriously.
This time it was Shen Fengshu's turn to be dumbfounded. Isn't it?
"It seems that the master is really interested in sister Lan You!" Seeing Shen Fengshu's expression, Zhiqing Witch narrowed her eyes with a smile. "No!" Shen Fengshu stopped directly and refused to deny it. I don’t know how many beauties this woman can name that she knows. Can she kidnap them all? But since the witch is called a witch, she must also like to do things wantonly
If you really let her go out and mess around, that would be a big trouble: "Speak well!"
"As long as the master likes it, I won't care." Witch Zhiqing said lightly with a grown-up smile on her face.
Bang! Shen Fengshu was too lazy to answer, and directly slapped the witch on the butt to express his mood at this time. "Master, the experience during this period of time seems to be very effective!" The witch smiled, not caring about Shen Feng at all. Shu's hands hugged Shen Fengshu's neck, and he took the initiative to ask for a kiss: "My cultivation has improved, and I should be here soon."
Is there no leakage of the golden elixir?"
"Hmm!" Shen Fengshu's mouth was occupied, and he could only squeeze out a hum from his throat.
"I'm really looking forward to it!" After the kiss, Witch Zhiqing exerted a little force and took the initiative to touch Shen Fengshu's forehead with her forehead.
The next moment, the soul of Witch Zhiqing appeared in Shen Fengshu's sea of consciousness, and then she was completely stunned. In Shen Fengshu's sea of consciousness, a round planet slowly rotated in the center, and the surface of the planet There was lightning and thunder, filled with streaks of purple thunder and lightning, but the original fragments of fragments of consciousness that were full of them could no longer be seen, and the entire sea of consciousness seemed unusually calm.