"Tmd, is there still trust between people?" Player B looked at the introduction on the porcelain and became very angry.
Fortunately he hasn't given it away yet, otherwise he would have almost become a laughing stock.
However, he was surprised again, how could these bastards cheat in the game?
Could it be that fakes from reality were scanned in?
How is that scanned?
Not to mention, these counterfeiters are really superb at their methods.
At the same time, he also realized the power of this "pure heart and few desires" technique.
It is indeed good to have a relationship, but life without a relationship is full of embarrassment and frustration.
Just like this time, if he takes action, a group of ancient people may still be confused as to what is "suitable for microwave ovens"?
Is Microwave a personal name?
People will definitely understand the meaning of these three words "applicable to".
I don't understand "microwave oven". After all, it is a modern household appliance.
I mistakenly thought it was a person's name, with the surname "Wei" and the first name "Bolu", and this porcelain was specially made for him...
After seeing the benefits of "Pure Heart and Abstaining from Desires", he continued to practice it.
After half a day, with an empty stomach, he decided to go offline and eat.
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"Is it white rice again? I didn't order side dishes. I will be deficient in vitamins." He looked at the two bowls of white rice in front of him and said dissatisfiedly to the housekeeping robot.
As soon as he finished speaking, a plate of green grass and a pot of wild vegetables were put up by the housekeeping robot.
"What the hell... wait, I can't be angry. I can't be angry." Player B was about to get angry. Suddenly, the "Pure Heart and Absolute Desires" practiced in the game automatically appeared in his mind, and all his anger disappeared.
What's there to be angry about?
Eat grass, just eat grass.
In ancient times, when there was a great disaster, all the grass roots were eaten up, so we had nothing to eat but Guanyin soil. Even now, there is news that outsiders are eating earth cakes.
It's great if he has grass to eat.
But the next moment, a scent of fragrance came, and he was uneasy again.
I saw a plate of scrambled eggs with sausages, a plate of pork head meat, and a plate of prawns... in front of the cat's bed and the dog's bed in the corner of the living room... being fought over by two guys, one big and one small.
Is this justified?
Dogs eat better than people, and they eat themselves!
The housekeeping robot also feeds and masturbates at the same time...
"You're a robot. Is it interesting to play with cats and dogs? Isn't this just the idea of raising cats in the cloud?"
"Yunlu is also Lu." the housekeeping robot replied without raising its head.
"I... can also be jerked off." Player B, Shangguan Tiezhu, patted his head and said shamelessly.
"Do you have hair?" The housekeeping robot gave a look of disdain.
He suddenly had nothing to say and could only attack the rice and grass.
The rice was okay, but the grass was really hard to eat, and the wild vegetables were bitter and astringent, and tasted no better than grass.
He had just finished eating half of the meal, wiping all the rice and eating five pieces of grass, when suddenly the doorbell rang.
"Who is it?" He stood up lazily, with a grass leaf hanging from the corner of his mouth.
The housekeeping robot walked over and opened the door.
A man and a woman came in.
He looked and saw that they were two college classmates.
What once was Versailles.
Three years after graduation, his annual salary was over one million, and he was still on the verge of earning six thousand a month.
If there is any benefit to robots ruling the world, it should be one of the benefits of bringing most people back to the same starting line.
Although the other party is rich now, he still eats the same as him.
Everyone is the kind of person who doesn't talk to each other at class reunions. The other party doesn't like him, and he doesn't want to flatter others.
"Classmate Shangguan, are you still alone?" the female classmate asked directly.
Do I know you very well? Do you want you to worry about my singleness?
Player B was thinking in his heart, but said calmly on his face: "You suddenly came to my house, are you okay?"
"Sorry for taking the liberty of visiting," the male classmate said, "I originally wanted to call you, but unfortunately I can't find your contact information. I sent a message through QQ group, but you didn't reply."
"Oh, it's okay, I've been staying in the game world." Player B nodded and accepted the other party's apology.
"To make a long story short, we are astronomy enthusiasts. Recently we saw a flying object suspected to be a spaceship flying towards the earth." The female classmate said directly.
Player B nodded, then took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Shentai Hospital? I have two patients here, please send someone here immediately."
Talking about alien spaceships in broad daylight, isn't this a game gone crazy?
He must be playing a science fiction script and confusing reality with games. The last time he was obsessed with becoming an emperor in a historical script, it was very similar to this.
As soon as he finished speaking, the housekeeping robot came over, with eight arms, one at a time, and controlled the two college classmates.
This made him feel happy.
This tough guy who always fought against him finally did something that made him happy.
"What are you going to do? Let us go!" the female classmate screamed.
"Please be quiet. I want to determine whether your mental state is normal now. Please answer my questions. Mistakes are abnormalities." The housekeeping robot said coldly.
However, the male classmate was very calm and did not struggle: "Please speak."
"Now there is a bathtub filled with water. You are given a large basin and a small spoon. You are asked to empty the bathtub. What do you want to do?"
"Of course I use a basin." the female classmate replied eagerly.
The male classmate did not answer immediately.
"Normal people pull out the plug." The housekeeping robot shook its head, "Okay, I've determined that you have a mental disorder, and now I want to control you."
After saying that, a burst of electric shock flashed through, and the female classmate rolled her eyes and fainted.
"Okay, now it's your turn." The housekeeping robot said to the male classmate, "There is a naughty third-grade primary school student who can never finish his math homework. What should you do?"
"Patiently reason with him. If the reasoning doesn't make sense, whip him with a belt. After whipping him, reward him with the cartoons he likes to watch and the candies he likes to eat." The male classmate thought for a moment and said.
"Well, you are a normal person." The housekeeping robot nodded and let go of the male classmate.
"This is wrong, why are the girls' brain teasers with traps and the boys' are just normal children's education questions?" Player B was a little dissatisfied.
Because he also gave the wrong answer just now.
"This is a question about the different thinking patterns of men and women. If you don't understand, don't ask questions. This man is not a patient. You should listen to what he has to say." The housekeeping robot drove him aside and then welcomed the male classmates in.
living room.
As for the female classmates, of course they were tied up and waited to be handed over to the ambulance.
"Okay, classmate Shangguan, what I want to tell you is what monitor Sun said to you just now." The male classmate said with a serious look on his face.
"Oh, okay, you are all right. Now here comes the question, why are you looking for me?" Player B returned to the dining table and continued to deal with grass and wild vegetables.
"Because you have participated in a resistance organization... we think you have the courage and determination to make good use of aliens." The male classmate said sincerely.
tmd, how come black history spreads so fast?
Player B really regrets that he joined the resistance organization Chunlei.
At that time, he was in a bad mood because of playing the script, so he fell into the trap.
Fortunately, there was Qiu Shuang who was targeting him in the game, and in reality, a group of lunatics were targeting him again.
Yes, he doesn't think there are any spaceships.
Isn't that funny?
Although artificial intelligence and virtual world are outrageous, there are some conjectures and foundations in reality.
For example, Go AlphaGo, VR panoramic virtual game...
And the alien spacecraft is completely obscene.
Human beings have been observing for such a long time without finding anything, and suddenly it appeared today?
