"Uncle, I don't understand what you just said, but I always think it's so powerful."
"Well...you think it's awesome too, right? To be honest, I do too..."
"Haha! Uncle, you are so funny."
"No! I'm super serious."
"Hahaha……"
…
"Let go! Haitang, let me go and let me beat this guy up. He really deserves a beating!"
Seeing the older one and the younger one laughing and joking as they walked further and further away, Yan Weiwei finally couldn't hold back her teeth and claws.
"Calm down! Calm down!" Lin Haitang stopped Yan Weiwei, dumbfounded.
"Shameless! So shameless! He thought he had won the championship!
You actually said that I don’t know how to drive? I’ve never been said like this before!
How could that bastard be so scared that he could find so many incomprehensible adjectives to pretend to be 13!
If it hadn’t been for thunder today, I guarantee he wouldn’t be able to get out of this telegraph pole!”
Lin Haitang was speechless.
"Chasing life in Su City"? What kind of nickname is this...
Seeing that Yan Weiwei was about to step forward again, she quickly stopped her.
"Okay, okay, you are allowed to scare people, but you are not allowed to take advantage of others?"
"What do you mean by taking advantage in words? What he is doing is worse than actually taking advantage of me!"
"Okay, I'll go back and remind him to keep his mouth shut if possible?"
"He dares! Break his dog's paws!"
Lin Haitang rolled his eyes and then gave her a strange look.
"It's strange, why are you always targeting him today?
Didn't I already tell you that you don't have a girlfriend? Wasn't it my misunderstanding before?
Aren't you thinking about how to commit yourself to each other not long ago? Your behavior today doesn't sound like you want to get married, but rather like you want to make enemies, right?"
A trace of embarrassment suddenly flashed across Yan Weiwei's face.
"I...I was impulsive! I have calmed down during this time!"
Humph! Who told him that he knew I had misunderstood but didn’t even give an explanation...
"Hey! What are you two mumbling about in the back? Come on up!"
Ahead, Meng Lang held down the elevator door and shouted to them.
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"Hmm! This bacon tastes good, oooh~"
Yan Weiwei ate a piece of fat and thin bacon with garlic sprouts in one bite.
The lean pink meat has a clear texture, with a toughness that is different from fresh pork, and is paired with the crispy fat meat.
When you take one bite, the lean meat is salty and chewy, the fat meat is juicy but not greasy, and the tender and spicy garlic sprouts give it a unique smoky taste.
In addition to a few home-cooked dishes on the table, there are also spring rolls, duck necks, and bacon that Meng Lang brought back from his hometown.
"I didn't bring anything for you when I went back. These are some specialties from our hometown. Let's try them all. Xiaoyu, try this duck neck."
"Yeah! Delicious!"
"It's delicious. I'll leave you a few more packets."
"Thank you, uncle!" Xiaoyu smiled sweetly.
Seeing Meng Lang take out several packages of fungus, mountain mushrooms and other things from the heavy luggage bag, Lin Haitang couldn't help but smile while eating them.
Isn’t this general spy character supposed to be a loner, or have family members who are members of some mysterious scientific research institutions?
This is good, going back home is like robbing someone, looking like a Japanese invader has entered the village.
Hmm...this agent is a bit down to earth...
"Here! This is a return gift from my parents. They like what you gave me very much."
Meng Lang smiled and placed a few packages of inexpensive but carefully packaged delicacies in front of Lin Haitang.
"For me?" Lin Haitang was stunned for a moment.
"Of course, courtesy reciprocates!"
"Reciprocity?" Yan Weiwei's eyes swept between them.
"I don't even know, did your relationship progress so quickly? You've started communicating through the air. When do you plan to meet your parents?"
"Ahem!" Meng Lang choked as soon as he took a mouthful of rice.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Lin Haitang glared at Yan Weiwei. "Meng Lang has helped me so much, I just gave him something to express my gratitude."
"You have to carry me behind your back to express your gratitude..." Yan Weiwei felt aggrieved.
"Why are you behind my back? You were so drunk that night that you were unconscious. You couldn't drink but you still had to show off your strength."
"Well! Master Yan, as you travel around the world, you still need to practice your drinking." Meng Lang couldn't help but give him an assist.
"What? I can't drink enough!" Yan Weiwei glared at Meng Lang, getting angry whenever this was mentioned.
I wanted to trick the other party, but I ended up in a big embarrassment. It was so shameful and humiliating!
"I was in bad shape last time when I came to visit my aunt. Do you dare to compete with me again today?"
Meng Lang was astonished that her aunt could use it as an excuse when she came. These girls are really tough.
When I was stunned, I saw that Yan Weiwei had taken out two bottles of Moutai from the cabinet last time, and slapped it on the table with a "Duang!"
Meng Lang was speechless.
Is this cabinet a "Maotai counter"? What's the matter with the endless supply?
How much Maotai have you saved in it?
They all say, "Those who buy Moutai should not drink Moutai, and those who drink Moutai should not buy Moutai." What on earth does this guy do at home?
"What? Don't you dare?"
Meng Lang looked at Yan Weiwei strangely.
Well...the collagen on the other person's face is called "confidence", and the curve of the corner of the mouth is called "provocation".
That's right, it's a confident expression.
But... even if you have to practice the ability to drink, it cannot be achieved overnight.
You were knocked down by yourself a few days ago. What gave you the confidence?
Could it be that out of revenge, he went out of his way to practice some special skill that could force him to drink?
So here comes the question, if I were really knocked down by her today... would it count as "renewing the relationship"?
emm…
Making a choice is not difficult, but what is difficult is that you are asked to make choices one after another, and each time you have to undergo a cruel torture of your personality!
So this time...scumbag, or not?
The eye of fate is so vicious, it always challenges my weakness again and again...
Yan Weiwei glared at Meng Lang's expression of interest, but also worry and confusion.
"Do you dare? It's my mother-in-law's fault!"
Meng Lang looked at her helplessly.
[If marriage is really the tomb of love, then going on a blind date is looking at the feng shui of the tomb, and confessing is digging your own grave, getting married is both sacrificing love, falling in love with someone else is moving the tomb, and the third party is tomb robbing.]
Thinking of what I once said, if marriage is really the tomb of love.
Then... what I did today should be considered a corpse fraud...
Sighed deeply.
Once upon a time, a beautiful woman forced me to submit, but I refused. I regretted it only after I lost her. The most painful thing in life is this.
If God could give me a chance to come back, I would say to that girl...
"I'm sorry! I have to go to a driving school tomorrow morning. Don't drink while driving, and don't drive after drinking!"
