The Nine Saints Queen Mother of the West of Kunlun and her maid Xinghua Yungu are currently sitting in a tea restaurant in a corner alley, looking at the table full of food. Brother Zhang takes a bite of each item and records it in his notebook.
The taste characteristics and texture of these things made me sigh from the bottom of my heart.
"I want to steal it back and sell it." Brother Zhang said seriously: "Actually, these are not difficult, it just depends on the amount of seasoning and the heat in the taste."
Otherwise, it would be strange to say that he is sitting in front of him are two fairies who are the most powerful in the world. One is full of youth, and the other is a diamond rose that is immortal and fixed at the age of twenty-four. They are not the smell of fireworks in the world, they are
The most authentic and pure 36-degree-5 original meaty aroma.
But this person is actually here studying beef rice with mushrooms and eggs...
"Do you really have no emotions or desires in the human world?" Queen Mother Xi looked at Little Brother Zhang and asked curiously: "Or are you saying that you have transcended the human world?"
"You have?"
The two of them suddenly fell into a strange silence, because he didn't, and neither did she. He was a little better, but she really didn't.
"That's why I want to ask you, how can I get it?"
"You ask me?" Brother Zhang raised his eyes and adjusted his glasses: "Think carefully about the meaning of your words."
There was another long silence, and only the sound of Brother Zhang trying the food came. The majestic Queen Mother of the West and the legendary guardian formed a logical closed loop on this issue, and none of them could escape.
As for how this problem came about, it was mainly last night...forget it, there is nothing to mention, anyway, now this funny topic has been brought up repeatedly for discussion.
"Since I have chosen to fall into the mortal world forever, I must understand that I am one hundred and ninety-eight thousand years old." Queen Mother Xi was a little angry and funny: "I was already like this when you humans were still monkeys.
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Brother Zhang raised his head and clapped his hands gently: "It's so awesome, so awesome."
"My wisdom is far beyond that of mortals."
"Yeah, I know." Brother Zhang nodded.
"You are nothing special in my eyes." Queen Mother Xi tried to irritate Brother Zhang: "It's just that you are blessed by nature."
"Yeah." Brother Zhang's expression almost didn't change, and he didn't even raise his head: "I am originally a mortal."
"You're not very good."
These words directly stopped all topics. Xinghua Yungu's face turned red as she listened. Although she is shy and conservative, she still understands what she should know. She just never expected the empress to chat.
The scale is so big.
"It's probably an emotional problem, and it's the same for you. You're just curious and not out of desire, so you can't really blame me."
Queen Mother Xi pointed in a circle: "Anyone else I choose would not be like you."
"Empress..." Yun Gu reminded in a low voice from the side: "The scale... is a bit big."
Brother Zhang nodded and said, "It's a bit big."
But the empress didn't care about this. She almost didn't have any emotional fluctuations that humans should have, so there was no shame or helplessness at all. She gently crossed her legs and said, "I've known you for about ten years, although to me
Ten years is very short, but to you it is half your life, and you don’t have the slightest idea?”
"A few years ago, I thought about what it would taste like if you were braised."
Brother Zhang's words kept the empress' expression unchanged for about thirty seconds. Then she thought about it carefully and said, "I think it should look like a bullfrog."
Brother Zhang thought about this question carefully, then raised his head and said seriously: "I think it smells like mutton."
"Why?"
"Because it's sexy."
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, please calm down, there are many people watching..."
Yun Gu stopped the empress who wanted to slap Brother Zhang, so the conflict between the two did not break out. However, Brother Zhang just laughed and did not feel any panic after offending her.
After about five minutes, the empress suddenly realized a problem. She widened her eyes and asked Brother Zhang: "What just happened was anger?"
"Um."
"Then you scold me again."
The request was so strange that Yun Gu couldn't stand it anymore. She took her milk tea and walked to the door to get some fresh air.
The empress is a peaceful person, and the guardian is also a peaceful person, but these two peaceful people are always elusive when they come together.
Thinking about the conversation between the two just now, Yun Gu couldn't help but blush again. Although it shouldn't be, she felt that something must have happened with the guardian after the empress sent her away last night, but
It seems... not as expected.
But now Yun Gu feels that the biggest problem between them is that the two of them speak without any scruples, just like the empress said about the guardian. It seems that there is no one else in the world they care about.
And just when Yun Gu was relaxing at the door, the Thunder Dragon duo were already standing on the top of the tallest building in Macau, overlooking the whole situation.
If they want to find the person who attacked Xiao Ma and Wu Gen Shui yesterday, Huang Die'er needs to come in and take action.
Although Huang Dieer cannot open the Mind Tower by herself, Thunder Dragon can provide her with energy. The two of them only need one to use their abilities and the other to provide energy for them, and they can capture the thoughts of everyone in Macau in an instant.
content.
However, the risk of doing this is also very high, because at that moment Huang Dieer will receive more than 500G of information traffic, and based on the download speed, it is about 13TB per second, so if you accept it all, it will take less than one second.
Zhong Huangdie'er's head will be burned off.
So in order to protect themselves from harm, she and Brontosaurus decided to conduct regional contact scanning, that is, to receive information in contact mode, receive it instantly and then filter it.
This is very difficult, but at least it can ensure safety, but the speed is really too slow.
"Take a break."
Huang Die'er was already exhausted, so Thunder Dragon asked her to sit next to her and rest for a while.
It lasted for three hours, from dawn to dusk, and they got too little useful information. Although it was also mixed with all kinds of messy criminal information, it was not the matter that Thunder Dragon had to control.
To drag out those who have the guts to attack the Twelve Spirits.
"There are quite a lot of people in such a small place." Huang Die'er sat nearby and muttered, covering her eyes: "In a bigger place, there are almost 800,000 people. I can't stand it anymore."
Thunder Dragon naturally knew how painful it was for her to continue working like this, and it was only mild if she was mentally distracted. It was estimated that if she really had to finish the work in one night, she would have to go back to sleep for three days to recover. This does not include physical damage.
So Thunder Dragon was still reluctant to give up. He also sat down and patted Huang Dieer on the back and said, "Don't be anxious, wife, let's look for her slowly."
"Can you slow down? This kind of thing changes every day. Why are you so irresponsible?"
Thunder Dragon was inexplicably choked, but he was not actually angry, because after receiving so many memories in an instant, the negative emotions would increase infinitely. This is one of the dangers of this work. Without a strong mind, it is easy to
collapse.
So Brontosaurus didn't continue talking, he just put the things away and said, "Go back."
After saying that, he couldn't help but jump downstairs with Huang Die'er on his shoulders.
Thunder Dragon can fly, and is one of only three people among the Twelve Spirits who can fly. Even Hu Niu does not have this skill. She can only jump, but she can jump relatively high.
"Yes...my sister Tiger!"
Sister Gou can't be counted on, she has to take care of the house, but isn't Huniu always unemployed...
So after Thunder Dragon landed, he took Huang Die'er back to the hotel to rest, then took out his mobile phone and started making a video call to Huniu.
Soon, Huniu took over the video. She was now taking a bath in her 400-square-meter bathroom. When she saw Brontosaurus's face appeared in the video, her brows jumped: "What's wrong?"
"Sister...hehe...sister..." Thunder Dragon became extremely flattering. Although he was the one who made mischief when he was young, and he was the one who couldn't deal with Huniu when he grew up, but it was precisely this little bastard's relationship with Huniu.
it's the best.
Besides Brother Zhang, only this brat like Thunder Dragon can shout to Huniu.
"explain!"
Huniu spoke and acted resolutely. She frowned, and the thunder dragon's buttocks tightened. Then she quickly smiled and said: "Sister...I want to ask you for help, okay...come to Macau, let's meet."
"Zhang is here too?"
"Yes, yes."
Huniu stood up from the bathtub with a splash, wrapped the bath towel around her body, and started to walk like a tiger.
The video quickly went dark, and Thunder Dragon let out a sigh of relief. He turned around and said to Huang Die'er, who was lying on the bed: "It will be easier when eldest sister is here. You won't have to work so hard."
Huang Die'er now began to have a severe headache. She hummed feebly twice and then fell asleep quickly.
Thunder Dragon felt really distressed when he saw this scene, but there was nothing he could do about it. Now that he thought about it, he really didn't seem to be responsible for Huang Die'er...
Huniu is now in Australia. After putting on her clothes, she jumped out of the mansion and started racing at a speed of 1,200 kilometers per hour on the sea level. The sea could not hinder her at all, and when
When she encounters a trail on the way, she will jump up and cross the island, then land on the sea level like a bomb, and then continue running.
She had arrived at a distance of nearly 3,000 kilometers in more than two hours. When she came to the sea outside Macau and landed on the sea in bombshell mode, everyone in Macau heard a loud noise.
The Brontosaurus quickly came to the window and waved in the direction of the loud noise and water mist, and the man whose face was covered with stitched scars was also awakened and looked outside.
He almost instinctively sensed that something was wrong, quickly closed the curtains, and his body turned into a black shadow and disappeared into the room.