There are more than 40 special envoys from advanced civilizations, and there are a total of 237 issues. Brother Zhang needs to deal with them one by one.
Although the workload is heavy, fortunately, this kind of thing does not happen every year. Isn't this just in time for the recovery of spiritual energy? It is just time to sort out the things that are about to be faced.
But when you meet a stupid beautiful girl, it really hurts your head.
In a total of seven days, 234 issues were resolved, but only three were stuck on her.
She didn't listen, didn't ask, didn't tell, and didn't know anything about it. She ate, ate, ate, and knew about it every day. Brother Zhang hadn't seen her eating the same thing for more than a week. While others were frowning in thought, she was clicking.
He was gnawing on dried fish. While others were quarreling with each other, he was drinking tons of soda.
In short, it seems that her only goal in life is to eat, but she is such a person. She has more destructive power than everyone here combined, making it impossible to bypass her for the next project.
But if her project fails, the meeting can only be stuck here. She is not in a hurry and others are worried, because according to the rotating chair rules, the rotating chairperson only has fifteen days of office time every year. If he exceeds the fifteenth day, he will be automatically disqualified.
, and after the disqualification, all issues will be left until next year, but now is the spiritual recovery stage, and the loss of missing a year will be huge...
Brother Zhang is not in a hurry. He eats well, drinks well, sleeps well, and can watch funny videos posted by netizens every day. But others are really worried to death by Quetzalcoatl. This thing can neither be beaten nor scolded, nor can it be taught.
Won't……
Before, there were many people who coveted her beauty and thought that being stupid was a cute feature, but after these seven days of torture, almost everyone's head hurt when they saw her, and they screamed "clumsy" behind her back.
Finally on the eighth day, the meeting finally reached a turning point, that is, someone proposed to find a host family for King Quetzalcoatl.
The general meaning is that this guy is so stupid, he can’t do anything well, he eats everything he eats, and he has a body full of lust but can’t do anything. There is usually a good solution for such people in heaven.
Method.
It is a homestay in the world.
This was originally the way to train new angels over there, because the best place for training is in hell, but hell is incompatible with that place, so they found another way to deprive each new angel of their abilities and let them fall into the mortal world and enter
Enter the life of an ordinary person, live for a certain period of time and then return to heaven.
This stage is the adaptation period for new angels, because others are really hell. It can be said that not many new angels live well in the human world. Each of them has been tortured. After experiencing such an experience, they can no longer
There will be no terrible things that can hinder their steps, because no matter how terrible things are, they are not as good as decades in the human world.
Now they propose to temporarily place Quetzalcoatl King in this way, allowing this stupid big thing to experience in the human world for a period of time, at least so that she can communicate normally.
But here comes the problem. Quetzalcoatl is not one of those novice angels. Her abilities are very strong. Even after being deprived of her abilities, she still maintains a powerful level at the middle and high levels of the upper three realms. If she is stimulated, horrific massacres may occur.
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And despite her current appearance, which is harmless to humans and animals, this guy is one of the few bloodthirsty gods. She is bloodthirsty, and her favorite thing is human head sacrifice.
It is said that she is an evil god. In fact, she is not, because she will not actively be bloodthirsty, but the problem is that she is not a kind person.
Therefore, no matter who she is placed next to, it is undoubtedly very dangerous. Even those who put forward this opinion are not willing to let Quetzalcoatl stay with them, and would rather choose Kraken!
"No, I already have a Kraken here. I need to take care of that giant thing."
Odin waved his hand to refuse, while Mr. Kraken sat there and pushed up his tortoise-rimmed glasses, slightly raising his head: "Sir, do you have any problems? When have I ever needed your care?"
Odin winked at him crazily. Kraken glanced at Quetzalcoatl, who was pouring shrimp crackers into his mouth, pursed his lips, and then suddenly understood something, and said repeatedly: "But this time I may have to trouble you a lot.
Hope you don't mind."
"It's okay...it's okay...it should be."
Seeing their prevarication, Brother Zhang also laughed, then stood up and said: "Then this year's issues will be put on hold for the time being. I will declare the meeting to be over."
Everyone was in a hurry now, and everyone was trying to think of ways to prevent Brother Zhang from ending the meeting.
In the end, I finally managed to dissuade him, but I didn't know how to respond to his words.
But to be honest, it's not that they are unhappy, and it's not that they can't afford it, but no one knows when this black-skinned idiot will go crazy. She is easily stressed... Once she is stressed, no one can
If you can control it, everyone is a god, why should they be slapped to death?
So the most suitable one here is Brother Zhang who is not afraid of being photographed. However, as a guardian, Brother Zhang is not allowed to keep controlled pets in captivity.
"I have an idea."
As the rotating chairman, it is not a problem to always be so careless. He looked up at Brother Zhang and said: "We can't take it away, but we can give it. We just need to let Quetzalcoatl randomly select an owner, and then
We all give him a blessing so that the chosen one can resist Quetzalcoatl."
But at this time, a representative of Bagafang's eight million believers sang the opposite tune: "Wouldn't this violate the management regulations? And it would create an extremely powerful human being out of thin air, which is inappropriate."
Brother Zhang lowered his head and glanced at the remaining three topics, then looked at the black-skinned Lailai who was paying no attention to anything, and his brows gradually wrinkled.
He turned his head and started whispering with Jin Mei next to him. When the others saw them whispering there, they felt a little nervous. After all, no one knew what the guardian's next thoughts were. What if he was forcibly assigned...
"Well, I have no problem." Jin Mei nodded: "But I also have a condition."
"Say." Brother Zhang looked at the big black guy and said, "As long as I can satisfy it, it's within the rules."
"I have to be within fifty meters of you. If you don't agree, I won't agree to adopt her."
Brother Zhang frowned slightly, thought for a while and then said, "Okay."
"You seem reluctant?"
Naturally, Brother Zhang would not answer such an unreasonable question. He quickly told everyone the result of his discussion with Jin Mei.
Everyone present breathed a sigh of relief, and they could only maintain their blessings for Jin Mei's adoption of Quetzalcoatl.
After confirming the placement of Quetzalcoatl, Brother Zhang began to ask if Quetzalcoatl himself had any objections.
Idiot Dalai Lai always seems very lazy, but she is very afraid of Brother Zhang. Anyway, she doesn’t have a clear understanding of herself. In addition, she is very timid when meeting Brother Zhang, so she is basically Xiao Zhang.
Whatever brother said, she would agree to it.
As for the question of whether she can slap someone to death, in fact, theoretically she can't. After all, Jin Mei's level is the same as hers, and through bargaining, she can retain some of her abilities when taking care of this great fairy, that is, with Quetzalcoatl
Equivalent abilities in human form.
Everyone is happy with this treatment, so I think the content about Quetzalcoatl can be raised directly by its guardian.
All the content has finally been completed. The applications for these more than 40 civilized pirates are all over. After that, they will gradually lift the seals and enter the human world.
Of course, every civilized pirate has a few A-level controls, but they have never been unblocked. Brother Zhang doesn't even give them a chance to appeal.
Try it and see if you can make them bleed.
At the moment when the meeting ended, Brother Zhang stretched himself. Even a guardian would feel tired after intense mental work.
He left the conference room silently and went to the resting place.
There will be a celebration cocktail party afterwards, which is an annual tradition, and Brother Zhang will basically attend.
After returning to the room, he lay on the bed and flipped through his phone, wanting to see what news he had in the past few days.
But everything seems to be quite peaceful. Even the undercover plan on Mouse's side has been implemented, because the few people caught before were recruited, but they obviously seem to be from different systems, and those few people know nothing about the situation here.
Known.
After a brief chat with Mouzi, it was basically determined that they were the same organization, but they belonged to different departments. Moreover, the people who went to catch Xiao Bailong were in single-line contact and had no idea about the specific internal situation of the organization.
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"What? Are you tired too?"
The voice behind him reminded Brother Zhang who was coming, and he didn't look back. He just leaned on the chair and half-closed his eyes: "It's not that I'm physically tired, it's that my brain power is limited."
"Well, I can see that." Jin Mei stepped forward and gently massaged his temples: "You are not that smart."
"Thank you for the compliment."
"I don't mean to ridicule you. I think it's very good. If a person is omniscient and omnipotent, he will be very boring. You are already boring to this point. If you are more boring, you may go crazy." Jin Mei smiled: "
I think omniscience and omnipotence are the same as knowing nothing. There is no difference between facing the vast universe and facing a closed black room. Don't make yourself too uncomfortable. I heard that you still have the attitude of an ordinary person? In the future, we will
How about we just treat each other as mortals?"
"Okay, okay, but you can lie." Brother Zhang pursed his lips and said, "I can be easily fooled."
"Oh...I know, I know. If you mention one thing repeatedly, I won't lie to you in the future."
Brother Zhang hummed, then suddenly opened his eyes: "Did you lie to me?"
"You guessed it." Jin Mei said with a smile: "Come with me to watch a movie in the afternoon. I haven't seen a movie in many, many years. The last time I went to the cinema, "All Quiet on the Western Front" was shown in the cinema."