"What's going on? I want money when I go back to my home? What the hell? Attractions? Damn it..."
The man who turned into a monkey rummaged through his pocket and couldn't find a dime. According to his temper, he should kill the person who blocked him with a stick now, but to be honest... he didn't dare to do it anymore. He didn't want to be a beast.
It had been more than a thousand years, and he had passed that age where he didn't know how high the world was. Although he was helpless, he felt really bitter when he thought about asking for money when he returned home.
At this time, God was unlucky, and it started to rain heavily. He hid under the bus stop and huddled there, holding an apple that he had just brought from the fruit stall, looking forward blankly, motionless.
Just take a bite of the peach in your hand.
"I am the Monkey King! I am fighting against the Buddha! I am the leader of Huaguo Mountain." He spat on the ground: "I am a monkey. If you don't let the monkey go up the mountain, why don't you?
Isn’t that reasonable?”
"I'm afraid it's not that he is unreasonable, but that you are too reasonable."
The monkey heard the sound and suddenly jumped to the side. He was really startled. When he looked over, he found a man sitting next to him with his hands on his knees, but he didn't know when this guy came.
"Why are you here, you bastard?"
"When it comes, it comes, and it is released."
The monkey laughed loudly: "Let's go, go find that guy and ask for an explanation?"
The person next to him turned his head and glanced at the monkey: "Please be more mature, please."
"Sanyan'er, you were never like this in the past."
"In the past, I was the True Lord Erlang, but now I am a down-and-out beggar who has run away. And you, monkey, don't put any sound behind your eyes."
Mentioning this, Monkey and him suddenly felt empathy. The two looked at each other and let out a long sigh. Then one hugged his knees and the other crossed his legs, just sitting on the platform of the bus terminal.
, looking at the pouring rain outside in a daze.
"Did you smell anything?" The monkey suddenly raised his nose and sniffed: "It smells bad."
Before the Lord Erlang next to him could say anything, he saw a flying kick and directly kicked the monkey away: "It's good that I came to pick you up with good intentions. You started scolding me before I even met anyone."
The monkey sat sideways on the ground, with the rain pouring down on his head, but he did not get up: "I remember when you called me Brother Monkey, and now you insult me like this when you meet me. It's really thirty years from Hedong and thirty years from Hexi."
"Sanyan'er, forget it if he doesn't leave. Let's go and let you take care of yourself."
Erlang Zhenjun stood up, glanced at the monkey next to him, and then sneered: "Okay. But don't add the sound "er" after the word "eyes".
The two of them had not taken a few steps when the monkey rushed up with a chuckle: "At least we are a naughty trio. We have been friends for so many years, are you really willing to leave me behind?"
The person who came was none other than the third prince of Nezha. Although I don’t know why these two were released overnight yesterday, their abilities have been greatly reduced. I’m afraid they themselves have felt it.
Both Monkey and Eye are estimated to be less than 20% of what they were at their peak.
"This is just public revenge!" Sanyan'er drank a little too much and slapped the table and cursed: "You robbed my dog and cut off my Sanhua. Who can I ask to explain this matter?"
"Don't look at me, me too." Monkey peeled two peanuts and put them in his mouth: "This means San'er hasn't been peeled, right?"
"I'm obedient." Prince Nezha smiled and said, "Who would have the heart to embarrass a well-behaved baby."
Yan'er sighed: "Is there something big going on here? Otherwise, Hou'er and I will definitely be imprisoned forever."
"Who knows, we'll see when the time comes." The monkey crossed his legs and said, "Anyway, this end is much more interesting than the other end. Being able to come down here is a sign of mercy from others. You still have to mutter about others, so be careful, you little bitch.
Then be imprisoned again.”
Erlang Zhenjun stopped talking. At this time, Third Prince Nezha took a bite of his food and tapped the monkeys and eyes with his chopsticks: "You two go and report first, and then go and get your ID cards. Think about it."
What’s your name?”
"My name is Yang Jian. I don't want to change my name. I don't want to change my surname."
"I..." Monkey scratched his face: "I don't like my name very much. Neither Monkey nor Wukong is as good as Sun Dasheng."
"Then Sun Dasheng." The third prince opened the app: "Come, look at the camera, I will register you two."
However, no matter it is Sun Dasheng or Erlang Shen, since he has come down, he always needs to eat. The difference between the gods and mortals in the lower world is not much different. They must eat, drink and have sex.
The Third Prince's two brothers, Jin Zha Muzha and Jin Zha Muzha, were allowed to go down to the lower realm a long time ago because they are relatively powerful. Now the two brothers are engaged in breeding down there, and they are doing really well. They bred the black-haired breeding pigs they got from above.
Pork can now be sold for 50 to 61 pounds, and crab farming is also a pretty good income.
Although the third prince has a normal relationship with his father, he has always had a good relationship with his two brothers. This time he came to work in his brother's company. Being a regional manager was relatively easy. It would be easy to put two people in there.
It's not a difficult thing, especially since both Jin Zha and Muzha knew these two people.
However, when he brought it up, both Eyes and Monkey rejected it. They couldn't bear this grievance. If they had to make a living in the younger generation's work unit, they might as well beg for food.
Nezha didn't like to talk to these two pretentious people, so he just ignored them. After Yang Jian collected his identity information, he found a job very quickly. Because he has a natural affinity with pets and can communicate with animals, he was very interested in finding a job.
On the way, he was admitted to a pet hospital for petting his dog.
It's just that the monkey is more difficult to deal with. This guy has accomplished nothing. He can't do anything well, and he can't eat anything. In the end, he had to use connections to let him go to RT-Mart to kill fish...
Fortunately, Hou'er likes RT-Mart's fish-killing job very much. In his words, it is for self-cultivation. As for when his and Yan'er's abilities will come back, he himself doesn't know.
Anyway...it's not something he can get back if he works hard.
"Why?"
In Chang'an Lane, Jin Mei found Brother Zhang and asked, "Why did you untie everything?"
"Because it's necessary." Brother Zhang took out his own scale: "As long as this limit is not exceeded, there is no problem. And at this stage, the process must be accelerated."
"But what you freed is terrible."
Brother Zhang smiled: "Who are you afraid of? Humans? Gods? Or you and me? There are some special individuals, I will put restrictions on them. But most individuals are actually the same as you and most people like you
There is no difference."
"I……"
Jin Mei finally chose to shut up. She found that the man-fighting guide she had practiced so hard during this period was of no use against this guy. He didn't accept this trick at all. Not only did he not accept this trick,
It can even make people very embarrassed.
"Then why do you think they won't cause harm to the world? Or why didn't you liberate them before?"
"Because there were no you in the world before." Brother Zhang did not hide anything: "You need enemies, and I also need helpers. So if I liberate them, it will be an increase of enemies for you, and double a helper for me.
.”
While they were talking, there was suddenly a gentle rustling sound outside. Both of them had very keen senses. When they turned around, they found a small green snake coiled in the window. Jin Mei felt that this green snake had a demonic aura, and Brother Zhang
But he shook his head at her: "The snake in front of the tomb of the spiritual snake."
After saying that, he walked forward and stretched his finger in front of the little green snake: "How did you get here?"
The green snake didn't understand human language, so it just wrapped around Brother Zhang's finger, and then stopped moving. It seemed that it was exhausted and was resting. Jin Mei didn't say anything more, just glanced at it and continued:
"Aren't you afraid that the world will be in chaos?"
"You are thinking too much." Brother Zhang said to Jin Mei while gently caressing the little green snake's head with his fingers: "I am not only a gatekeeper, I also need to assume part of the adjustment function. And everyone has
He is a smart person, and a real villain will never come up and shout to destroy the world."
Jin Mei couldn't defeat Brother Zhang, so she sighed, turned around and walked out.
But Brother Zhang just shook his head and still didn't say anything, because there was no need to explain anything. His behavior would not change due to anyone's will, no matter who it was. Because Brother Zhang, as the guardian,
Once his will is shaken, big problems may arise.
He understood this very clearly.
And after almost a year of construction, coupled with Zhang Yao's help, the country has actually established a relatively complete set of control measures. The core personnel are still Twelve Spirits. In other words, they have been working for another two thousand years.
What they did before.
Under the premise that the control measures are complete and the jurisdiction has jurisdiction, it will actually be a good thing to gradually integrate the B-level restricted world here, because in the future, we may have to defend against the invasion of A-level or even super-A-level worlds. Please help.
It's better to ask for help. No matter what, they need to be able to resist for a few minutes before the guardian reacts, right?
The God King gave Brother Zhang the worst possible hint, so Brother Zhang must start making plans. How could this plan be changed because of the displeasure of one or several people?
This is the key to whether it can withstand the impact of external enemies brought by the sixth spiritual energy revival.
But Jin Mei also knows this situation, and after asking clearly, there is nothing to say. She still has her job. The adult world is not so pretentious, and she is not a little girl who needs to be coaxed, let alone because of this.
Something happened and I felt bad.
"Then what are your plans now?"
"Confidentiality."
Jin Mei asked Brother Zhang on her mobile phone, but the answer she got was only two words.