"Don't you think this is sad? Women are not respected and are given away as objects. This is a tragedy! A tragedy even more tragic than tragedy!"
"Kaka..."
"You have to understand that as women, we must not let this happen. We need to unite and make those stinky men pay the price. Can you understand what I mean?"
"Kaka..."
"Although I don't know why you are the main god, I know you must be very powerful, right? You have the ability to solve this tragedy, right? Then why can't you speak up for your female compatriots? Make this world a better place?"
"Kaka..."
Zhang Yao's voice was almost hoarse, but the black-skinned Dalai Lai in front of her kept looking at her blankly, her expression was like a dementia, and she never stopped eating potato chips, regardless of the east, west, north, and south wind.
She stood tall and motionless.
"Can she understand what I said?" Zhang Yao turned her head and asked Brother Zhang: "Why is there no reaction at all?"
"Yes, yes." Brother Zhang smiled and said, "It's just that she doesn't want to talk to you."
"Huh?" Zhang Yao looked at Brother Zhang in confusion: "Why?"
At this time, Little Brother Zhang was lying on the counter with a smile on his face, looking at the stupid black-skinned Dalai Lai goddess, and then pointed at Zhang Yao and said to her: "You help her, she will provide you with snacks for the whole year.
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"Deal!" The beautiful girl from Dalai Lai immediately stood up and pointed at Miss Luna and said, "That's it, I'll take her to find the little elephant tomorrow."
Zhang Yao was stunned, and Brother Zhang continued to add: "Don't break your promise, otherwise she will be very angry."
But this doesn't seem to be that important anymore, because the Moon God has just said that the body of the white elephant is more than one thousand meters high and three thousand meters long. It is an extremely huge thing, and this black-skinned lady opened his mouth and
What's the point of saying "Little Elephant"?
So Zhang Yao asked with a confused look: "Why can she call the White Elephant God a little elephant? How old is she?"
Brother Zhang sat back on his chair and his face became heavy: "World class."
"I know, she is really world-class." Zhang Yao said, dumbfounded: "Does this have to have an I-mask? She is about to squirt..."
"It's not this, it's her size." Dahuang returned to the counter after finishing his work, and before squatting there, he put a piece of paper under his buttocks: "Quetzalcoatl is the largest creature known in the world.
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"She turned out to be Quetzalcoatl..." Zhang Yao sighed: "It seems I'm going to add some knowledge on the mythological system."
"Actually, there is nothing to add." Dahuang continued, "Myths are all nonsense."
At this time, Brother Zhang called the black-skinned Lailai over and whispered something into her ear. The black-skinned Lailai nodded repeatedly, and then kept whispering in response to Brother Zhang.
, the two seemed to have reached an agreement in the end, and even high-fived each other.
When the beautiful black-skinned girl returned to Zhang Yao, she raised a finger and said, "Let me tell you first, I want to eat a lot of snacks and they are very expensive. They cost a hundred yuan a day!"
Zhang Yao looked back at Brother Zhang and mouthed: "Has she never eaten anything good?"
Brother Zhang lowered his eyelids and said nothing, just smiling.
Then I heard the black-skinned Lailai continue: "We will go tomorrow, because only tomorrow will I have day off."
Zhang Yao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, of course."
Then the black-skinned Lailai raised a finger again: "But you also have to go with me, because I don't know the road and I'm stupid."
Zhang Yao couldn't take her thoughts back for a moment. She was stunned for a moment and suddenly asked: "Very stupid?"
"Yeah." The black-skinned Lailai nodded and said, "I can't tell the direction, and I'm easily deceived. So I need a very smart person to help me. I...I..."
Halfway through her words, she suddenly looked at Brother Zhang, her eyes full of helplessness and her face full of confusion.
"Did you forget the lyrics?" Zhang Yao also looked back at Brother Zhang: "He taught you to say this, right?"
The black-skinned Dalai Lai nodded somewhat helplessly, then looked at Brother Zhang with a sad smile.
Zhang Yao rolled her eyes helplessly, then sat down and said to Brother Zhang: "So she is really a fool, right?"
Brother Zhang just smiled and didn't nod or shake his head, but now everything he said seemed very pale and weak. A fool is a fool, the kind of person who doesn't look smart at first sight. After all, she can't even be a waiter, so say she
No one will believe you if you are smart.
"Okay."
Zhang Yao snapped her fingers and immediately understood all the problems. First of all, it was certain that this black-skinned Lailai was a top-level combatant, absolutely at the level of a god. Secondly, her reaction was very slow and her brain was not very flexible. Finally, she
It is very easy to be brainwashed and controlled by others.
After knowing these three elements, Zhang Yao, an extremely shrewd woman, immediately had a plan. He first asked Luna to go out and buy hundreds of dollars of food, and then he held the pile of food and said to the black-skinned Lailai
: "Can you help me heal my foot? I can give you a pack of biscuits after it's healed."
The black-skinned lady looked helplessly at Brother Zhang. It could be seen that she showed a strong desire for biscuits, but she was afraid of violating the rules that Brother Zhang had set for her, so for a moment she
At a loss what to do.
Brother Zhang reluctantly waved his hand to her, indicating that he didn't care.
Although the black-skinned Dalai Lai is not smart, she is at least much better than a border collie. She keenly caught the meaning of little Brother Zhang's expression, snatched the biscuits from Zhang Yao's hand, and then patted her feet.
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Zhang Yao was so painful that she jumped up on one leg, but after jumping twice, she found that the place where she had broken her bone didn't really hurt anymore, and there was no such severe pain to the touch. She took off the plaster from her leg.
, and found that the affected area had indeed healed completely, and not even a trace of fracture could be seen.
"It's amazing..." Zhang Yao looked at Quetzalcoatl who was stuffing biscuits on his body in astonishment, and gradually had a plan in his mind.
"I advise you not to have evil thoughts." Brother Zhang reminded from behind: "She is the object of special attention. Once she is too excited or too angry, she will turn into a prototype, and then you will not know how you died."
"Really?"
"Really." Brother Zhang laughed: "For example, if you are in a car and she suddenly turns into a prototype, it will only take ten seconds for her to expand from her current appearance to her original size. Think about it, you will be hit.
What will it become?"
Zhang Yao did a little calculation. If in such an environment, even if she is only a hundred meters in diameter, then with a radius of fifty meters, the person sitting next to her will receive an impact of five meters per second, which is quite
Compared to a person's jogging speed. According to the known conditions, she is the largest individual creature known to mankind, so is her diameter theoretically one hundred kilometers?
At that 100 kilometers, Zhang Yao would be hit head-on by something traveling five kilometers per second, and the first known speed of the universe is only 7.9 kilometers per second.
"How thick is she..."
Brother Zhang picked up a cup and said, "This is her."
Then he plucked a hair from Rhubarb's body, and Rhubarb screamed: "You are going to die!"
"This is the Eiffel Tower."
"Fuck!" Zhang Yao cursed.
If the approximate ratio is like this, then the diameter of Quetzalcoatl is between 700 and 900 kilometers. If calculated based on 700 kilometers, the speed of deformation is about 35 kilometers per second, more than twice.
The speed of the third universe does not need to be counted as impulse. Even if it is a manhole cover that is more than 0.5 centimeters away, Zhang Yao will fly up on the spot, and even if she is lying on her body, the inertia is enough to crush Zhang Yao into a puddle.
For pus and blood, there is no need to consider friction with the air, overload, etc.
"It's scarier than a nuclear bomb..."
"Theoretically, she is above the main god level, the world-destroying level." Dahuang explained at this time: "There are very few such individuals even in A-level control."
Zhang Yao's scalp was numb when she heard that, but Brother Zhang was unmoved. He just waved his hand and said: "You can handle your own affairs yourself and don't irritate her."
After they all left, Brother Zhang began to continue working, while Dahuang slowly turned his head: "Did you just pluck my hair?"
"Um."
"It's annoying..." Dahuang moved to the side: "Can you also say hello when plucking the hair? Doesn't it hurt?"
"I'm sorry." Brother Zhang patted Da Huang on the back: "Aren't you going to help your friend?"
"She is not my friend." Dahuang curled his lips: "She is just an old acquaintance."
After saying that, Dahuang was suddenly stunned for a moment, then jumped off the stage and walked out and said: "No, I have to keep an eye on it. I can't lose my 15% commission. That bitch Zhang Yao is here again."
She is shrewd and stingy, so we cannot let her take advantage."
Brother Zhang couldn't help but laugh when he saw it running away as soon as it went out. He thought that Dahuang always said that others had a tough mouth, but he never thought that he himself was the top player with a tough mouth.
After all their troubles, the sky has turned dark, and Brother Zhang's busiest time is about to come. But today is quite strange. When the time comes, there are no customers. Maybe it's because it's raining outside.
But it doesn’t matter if there are no customers, it’s quite enjoyable to sit in a quiet shop, turn on the music and listen to the sound of rain outside. The only pity is that today’s flagship cheese rice cake seems to be no longer available.
Brother Zhang was in a daze, just sitting there enjoying the time alone, until a phone call came to his hand. When he picked up the phone, he saw that it was Qing Lingzi, so he answered the phone out of curiosity.
"Holy Lord Jin An."
Even Qing Lingzi, the first thing he said when he came up was to say hello to the Lord. Brother Zhang said, "What's the matter?"
"It's like this... I seem to have picked up the person on the Black Spirit Mountain, who is the Dead Soul Guanyin."
Brother Zhang said oh, and then said: "That's good."
"Thank you Holy Master. If the Holy Master had not given instructions, I would have resigned."
"good."
After hanging up the phone, Qing Lingzi let out a long breath and turned around to look at the woman who had just woken up after being in a coma for many days. She looked delicate and delicate, a bit like Xiaojiabiyu, but Qing Lingzi knew very well the aura on her body.
It is definitely not something that humans can possess. Rather than saying that this is the host of Black Guanyin, it is better to say that she is Black Guanyin itself.
This is a powerful and terrifying fighting power. However, judging from the previous situation, she must suffer a certain amount of damage and pain before she can activate the Black Guanyin in her body. Just like the regular gods and Buddhas, receiving ordination, suffering, and suffering are the keys to this genre.
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"Qing Lingzi, what did the Holy Master say?"
"The Holy Lord congratulates me." Qing Lingzi sneered: "I just didn't say much."
"Not saying anything is the best answer." Sai Dongfeng wrapped his arms around the Black Guanyin in front of him several times: "Then what should she do?"
Qing Lingzi pondered for a moment and then said: "Use pain as a guide, use suffering as a refinement, overcome the sea of suffering, and have endless hatred. Black Guanyin, killing people is the ultimate murder weapon."
"Then let's stay, but look at her, she looks stupid and stupid, she doesn't look like a flexible object."
Qing Lingzi ignored Sai Dongfeng and just asked him to get some food. The Black Guanyin just looked at Qing Lingzi blankly, like a rag doll without a soul. Qing Lingzi didn't dare to make any
This time, I just tried to ask the Black Guanyin a few questions, but the other person seemed unable to speak. When he opened his mouth, he could only make a breathy sound.
"Come, look at me." Qing Lingzi raised a finger: "Look at me."
Black Guanyin's eyes immediately focused on that finger, and Qing Lingzi nodded, confirming that she could understand human speech, but she might have lost her memory and some functions for some reason.
But reshaping a person is exactly what Qing Lingzi is good at, so he quickly started to work on reshaping Black Guanyin, which is simply brainwashing.
Brainwashing is absolutely impossible to rely on magic power, because the level gap is too big. Black Guanyin is the main god, and Qing Lingzi is just an earthly immortal. The gap between them is equivalent to the gap between the director of the county party committee office and the president of the United States. If this were
Qing Lingzi can be controlled and he can wake up from his dreams with a smile.
But the problem is that the other party is now a blank piece of paper. Although Qing Lingzi is a mage, he was able to become a vassal king back then. The most important thing here is that his organizational skills are very outstanding, and to be honest, Qing Lingzi claims to be nothing.
A good person, but he really has nothing to say to his subordinates. For example, the bloody glutton who has never won a single game except for working for a living. The number one general in the past is now transformed because he is possessed by a dying beggar.
Became a waste.
Qing Lingzi took him with him wherever he went and never said anything about abandoning him. So even though he was a bad person, he was really good in some aspects.
So since we want to reshape Black Guanyin now, we have to start from scratch, so Qing Lingzi began to teach Black Guanyin bit by bit like raising a child, from speaking to reading, from eating to using the toilet.
Fortunately, although Black Guanyin's intelligence was destroyed, the main god level is the main god level. He recovered very quickly, and his memory was almost terrifying. He could speak in just one night, and he could use a dictionary skillfully.
Qing Lingzi found it a bit incredible to see Black Guanyin transform from that doll state to now flipping through the dictionary while eating.
Of course, this alone is not enough, because Qing Lingzi also needs to establish a personality for this great god, so he started a cognitive battle. His mind skills are not only known by Xiao Zhang, but also by the twelve spirits.
The mountain-suppressing magic over there is dream-returning, and Qing Lingzi’s is his heart. But they are not as exaggerated as Xiao Zhang, and dream-returning is really just seeing a certain point in someone’s memory, he
The hearts only perceive each other.
This should be the normal behavior of these two spells, but Brother Zhang is a bit... foul when he performs them. Hui Meng directly ignores the individual to read history, and his mind directly ignores the realm and subverts cognition.
Qing Lingzi's other-mind technique is used to transfer part of his thinking, cognition and knowledge to others. This technique was originally used to train spiritual corpses, trying to transform unconscious corpses into conscious ones.
Corpse, but ultimately failed, but his mind skills were retained, because using this spell to teach people is simply perfect.
And this is not to modify or distort other people's cognition, but to transfer knowledge and information, so it is not restricted by differences in ability. In the chain of "other minds", both parties pass it on to each other.
But Hei Guanyin's mind was blank, so she didn't have anything to transmit to Qing Lingzi. Instead, Qing Lingzi's knowledge was poured into her uncontrollably. At first, Qing Lingzi thought it was nothing.
But he soon discovered that something was wrong, because when he felt that it was almost the same, his heart technique could not be stopped. His memories, thoughts and ideas crazily entered Hei Guanyin's consciousness through his heart chain.
among.
Soon her expression and eyes changed, and a smile gradually appeared at the corner of her mouth. Seeing this, Qing Lingzi knew that it was too late, and she would soon be copied by Black Guanyin.
But it was too late and soon, just when Qing Lingzi was desperate, Sai Dongfeng came back. He kicked Qing Lingzi away and hit the wall hard. This collision also interrupted the whole process.
The transmission of his inner skills.
Qing Lingzi covered her waist and let out a sigh of relief: "Your kick is quite harsh..."
"Finally, we have a chance to avenge our private revenge." Sai Dongfeng stepped forward and helped him up: "You are really brave, and you dare to use his mental skills on a monster of this level."
Qing Lingzi laughed sarcastically, knowing that he almost made a big mistake because of his eagerness for quick success...
But when they looked at Hei Guanyin again, she had already started walking around the room, with a smile on her face: "Old man, you are really good, you have given me such advanced wisdom."
Qing Lingzi was stunned: "Who are you!"
"Who am I? I don't know who I am. Anyway, just think of me as a poor person you rescued." Hei Guanyin stood in front of the mirror and looked back and forth: "You recalled part of my memory, but most of it
Part of the memory is still yours. Do you want to call me Black Guanyin? Okay, I like this name very much. From now on I will be called Black Guanyin."
Qing Lingzi was stunned for a moment and frowned.
"Oh, I feel you are nervous." Hei Guanyin turned around and looked at Qing Lingzi: "How could I hurt you? It's emotionally impossible. But you are so powerful, old man."
Qing Lingzi actually laughed: "The last person who called me old man..."
"She's your adopted daughter, right, Xiangtao. I remember it all." Hei Guanyin said with a smile, "But she has been dead for more than two thousand years. But you, an old monster who is more than two thousand years old, unexpectedly died in just a short time
I have learned so much knowledge of this era in more than a year, and I really admire you. You gave me both memory and knowledge, which is really good."
After saying that, Hei Guanyin twisted her hand on the wall, and then the entire wall was immediately covered by a layer of black mist. Countless hands stretched out from the black mist, and then she wiped away all the black mist on the wall with a wave of her hand, and then
Then he tore a few pieces of paper and threw them up into the sky. A black tiger jumped out and circled around Qing Lingzi several times. Qing Lingzi stretched out his hand and flicked it, and the tiger turned into thousands of pieces of paper and scattered around the room.
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"Hahahaha...awesome, right?"
Hei Guanyin's laughter was as if she was laughing at the little girl Qing Lingzi was showing off. When Qing Lingzi looked at her, he suddenly saw his adopted daughter from more than two thousand years ago, the child he picked up by chance.
A mortal, he finally died at the age of nineteen due to his involvement.
"Holy Lord..." Black Guanyin suddenly frowned: "Hey, don't be so old-fashioned, what age are you, and you still believe in Holy Lord. Okay, I'll help you kill him."
"don't want!"
Before she finished speaking, Hei Guanyin had already disappeared in front of Qing Lingzi. Then she turned around and came to the outside of Brother Zhang's canteen. She tilted her head and looked at it, then she opened the door and walked in with a soft smile.
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Hei Guanyin who walked in looked around and then came to Brother Zhang: "Are you the Holy Lord?"
Brother Zhang, who was shoveling eggs, picked up the shovel and slapped Hei Guanyin on the head. She felt a pain in her head, a buzzing sound, and then her eyes went dark. When she opened her eyes again, she was already lying in front of Qing Lingzi.
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She looked around, and then an unprecedented fear surged into her heart. She suddenly thought of who the person she was planning to kill was, and then she trembled all over and burst into tears...
Seeing her disgrace, Qing Lingzi had no choice but to call the Holy Master to explain, but Brother Zhang just smiled and said: "It's okay, it's normal for your head to be broken. After all, you died once. I'll help her."
After repairing it, you can play."
After hanging up the phone, Qing Lingzi looked sympathetically at Hei Guanyin, who was rolling on the ground with his head in his hands: "Do you... want to go there again?"
Black Guanyin cried even harder...
After she finally finished crying, Qing Lingzi sat next to her with a smile on her face, because the Holy Lord's shovel had wiped out Black Guanyin's unruly appearance. She sat there covering her head with a look of complaint on her face.
Qing Lingzi said: "You didn't warn me either..."
"Did you give me a chance to speak?"
"Old man, you are so heartless..." Hei Guanyin covered her head, her face full of sadness.
