Standing on the streets of New Delhi, Zhang Yao complained helplessly to Dalai Lai next to her: "Look what you did all morning."
Dalai Lai didn't listen to what she said. She just got into an argument with the stall owner because she tried to pay in RMB. The stall owner said that if she could let him touch it, he would give her the potato balls for free, and she agreed.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Yao walked over and slapped the stall owner's extended hand away, then asked sternly in English: "I will call the police if you do this."
After saying that, he stretched out the swinging stick in his hand: "And don't think that I am easy to bully."
The stall owner said something in a hurry, Zhang Yao couldn't understand, but Dalailai turned around and acted as a translator for her. After listening to Dalailai's words, Zhang Yao was so angry that her mouth was filled with smoke... dragging her along.
Just left this hellish place.
"You want to die, right? If someone says to touch you, you just let him touch you?"
"But he gave me potato balls to eat."
Zhang Yao's back molars clenched loudly. This is India, a place where even motorcycle exhaust pipes are hard to escape. As a high-ranking goddess, this goddess of Lailai has no sense of shame at all.
, no wonder the business of Jinmei Coffee Shop is so good. With such a thing, how could men not like it.
"Remember, your body cannot be touched casually no matter what conditions others use, you know? You are just making a fool of yourself!"
"But I don't have money, and I want to eat potato balls." Dalailai patted his chest hard: "Exchange of equal value."
Zhang Yao stood on the side of the road with her hands on her hips, watching the upright Dalai Lai explaining her values of equal exchange. Call her wrong, but there is nothing wrong with it, right? In her opinion, equal exchange...
You can get potato balls by just touching your baby. This is a great deal, because there is no Bodhi tree, and the mirror is not a platform.
Damn...it even has a bit of philosophical meaning in it.
But Zhang Yao couldn't accept it. This kind of thing was too disgusting. Any new-era woman who has established correct three views would not be able to accept this kind of behavior, so she dragged Da Lai back and forth to her destination.
Because the destination was located in the largest slum in New Delhi, the two of them were coveted by countless people along the way. The more Zhang Yao walked, the more uncomfortable she felt. She wished she could pick up an AK on the spot and hit those people on the roadside with eyes full of lust.
Dog men are all jerky.
But Da Lailai didn't seem to take this seriously at all. She greeted people along the way and looked at anyone who looked at her. Then she said "hi", as holy as a goddess...
The only fly in the ointment was that as they went deeper, the smell of spices on the roadside made Lailai's stomach growl, and his chest was wet with saliva. He looked pitiful, ridiculous and extremely irritating.
In the end, Zhang Yao had no choice but to go to a shop on the roadside that looked like it was owned by a Chinese. She exchanged some money and bought a large fried potato burrito for Dalai Lai, and the shopkeeper repeatedly warned them
Do not leave the hotel after dark, otherwise it is very easy to encounter accidents.
Doesn't Zhang Yao know that? Those people outside are eager to eat her during the day, but how can they pay for it at night?
But Dalai Lai doesn't care at all, because she is a world-destroying elder. People who can rape her will not rape her, and people who can rape her cannot rape her. This world is so unreasonable.
Anyway, Zhang Yao was really fed up with this journey. Going out with this big guy felt like he went to Tianzhu with Monk Tang to get scriptures. He was exhausted. If he looked in the mirror, she
You should be able to see your tired face from inside.
After finally arriving at this hanging garden standing in a slum, the moment she pressed the doorbell, she felt as if she was in another world. The world here was like a dream, completely different from the filthy and dirty outside.
The door was opened by an old, British-style butler. He greeted Zhang Yao and Dalailai into the garden politely but slightly coldly, and then said in a very authentic London accent: "Sir, you are already waiting for us.
You've got your seat, please come with me."
"He knew we were coming?" Zhang Yao asked curiously.
The old housekeeper chuckled: "God knows everything."
Zhang Yao originally thought this sentence sounded fantasy, but when she saw Dalaila next to her who had a mouth full of curry, she would have burst out on the spot if she hadn't been embarrassed.
This house is very luxurious. It is like a medieval castle standing on the top of a mountain, quietly overlooking the world below. With a height of forty-two floors, it stands out among the slums.
While waiting for the elevator, the old housekeeper briefly introduced the configuration of the house. There were nearly 600 servants alone, all of whom were daughters of poor families in the surrounding area. Their salary here was enough to support their dilapidated home.
The few servants were also sons of poor families. Although they were responsible for some menial work, these children were able to get four hours of study every day.
Hearing this made Zhang Yao feel nauseous. What about you, M God? That's all. Back then, a mortal in Greater China did much better than this god, and even to the end of his life, he felt that what he did was not good enough. This god only did so much shit.
You are still enjoying the flesh and blood of the people's believers, and you still dare to feel complacent about it. You are really amazing.
Arriving at the top of the forty-second floor, Zhang Yao felt like she was walking in a fairy palace. The old butler was still introducing himself complacently, saying that the paintings on the walls were all inlaid with pure gold wire, as were the carpets.
Pure quality imported from Turkey and completely handmade.
Anyway, just use how luxurious and noble you are to show off your energy.
Zhang Yao is really disdainful, because she is not an ignorant girl, she knows Brother Zhang. The man wearing a Zuo Dano T-shirt, unbranded jeans and a pair of Xtep sneakers has never shown off himself and never said anything.
If you tell me how awesome and powerful you are, who in the world dares to call him trash?
The heavy door was pushed open, and a huge garden came into view. Walking through the green flora, I saw that there was a house above. Then I walked inside and walked up the stairs on both sides, and then I came to a
Inside a dazzlingly luxurious room.
There are gems and gold everywhere in this room. It feels like this room is made of gold, and everything is shining as far as the eye can see. If you say it is earth, it is real earth, but the visual effect of this earth is so extreme that even
Zhang Yao also had to praise her for her beauty.
And just on the front stool, a man with a mountainous body is sitting there. The first impression he gives is that he is tall and fat. Sitting there, he is two meters tall. Zhang Yao feels like a person in front of him.
Guinea fowl.
"Please take a seat."
The guys spoke fluent Chinese and had smiles on their faces. They didn't look fierce, and their voices actually sounded a bit gentle.
"Hello, this time..."
"I know." The white elephant raised his hand and interrupted Zhang Yao's introduction: "I knew it as soon as you landed on this land. Because I smelled the danger."
The white elephant's eyes never left Dalailai, who was eating on the coffee table: "The arrival of Quetzalcoatl makes me uneasy. And you, you have the fragrance of laurel on your body, then I know why you are
Here you go, ma'am."
Oops, not bad. Although this big guy looks rough, he is really polite when he talks. It is far from the fierce and evil figure Zhang Yao imagined, but she is not that naive, because of this
She had seen too many things, and it was not her who made this big guy polite, but the guy next to her who drooled so much that his chest was wet.
"I don't know if this is the guardian's wish. If it is, then I will comply unconditionally."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Yao immediately straightened up and shook her head: "No, he didn't say anything, he just said he didn't want to get involved in your dispute."
At this point, the white elephant suddenly laughed, as if he took a deep breath: "That would be the best. If it is the guardian's wish, I really don't know how to communicate with my European allies."
Zhang Yao frowned when she heard this: "What do you mean?"
"Oh, this matter is the decision of my European allies and has nothing to do with me. I am actually very distressed, but speaking from human principles, it would be very offensive if I do not accept a gift from a friend. I do not lack a beautiful woman.
Maid, I believe you have seen this, I have the world's top wealth and power."
Good guy... This means that he won't let go. He first tested whether it was Brother Zhang who spoke. If it was Brother Zhang who spoke, he would agree. If it wasn't Brother Zhang who spoke, he would express his helplessness. This seemingly serious answer was actually
It smells cunning.
It’s really what they said, the god system of any civilization is very close to the cultural characteristics of that civilization. This white elephant, who looks honest but is cunning, is really just like the Indians.
"That means you can't refuse?"
"This matter is very difficult. No one has the right to decide what kind of gifts others give to themselves. This is a kind of impolite behavior. It will appear arrogant and will make my friend less happy. Madam, why don't you say
Instead of asking the gift recipient, why not ask the gift giver? They only need to change the gift list to solve all problems, instead of leaving you to embarrass a poor, helpless and confused recipient."
Look, he explained all the principles, but he didn't say a word about the fundamental things. He just kicked the ball in a circle and sent people to Europe.
"Okay, then I'll go to Europe."
"Don't worry, ma'am. Guests coming from afar should be entertained by the host."
The big white elephant rang the bell, and then the old housekeeper walked in, bowed politely to Zhang Yao and said: "God has prepared a meal for you two, please enjoy a simple meal."
Zhang Yao was brought to the luxurious banquet hall in such a confused manner, and then served by thirty-six servants to eat a luxurious meal that she had never eaten in her life. After eating, the big white elephant even served it in person
When they arrived on the first floor, they repeatedly emphasized that they were not very considerate. If they had the opportunity to come back next time and the time was not so urgent, they would definitely stay here for a while.
So just like that, Zhang Yao was sent out of the door. When the big iron door closed, she immediately realized...she was actually kicked out!
When had she ever been wronged like this? She had just learned how to capture it.
Just when she was about to knock on the door again, the phone rang at an inappropriate time. She didn't even look at the number, but she said angrily: "Who is it? What are you doing?"
The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly woke her up: "It's you, what's wrong?"
"I looked at the time. You should have had dinner by now and then stood on the streets of New Delhi." Brother Zhang was gloating on the phone: "Didn't you say that it would be easier if you brought Quetzalcoatl with you?
"
"Why is this guy so difficult to deal with..." Zhang Yao felt extremely wronged, and sighed and said, "I was so fooled by him the whole time."
"Do you think they have lived on dogs for thousands or tens of thousands of years? You are too young for them." Brother Zhang said with a smile: "Come back."
"good……"
As soon as she finished speaking, Zhang Yao suddenly felt her eyes blur, and then she and Dalai Lai appeared in the backyard of little Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang was putting his mobile phone in his pocket, and next to him stood Jin Jin, who was smiling like a flower.
rose.
"You guys..." Zhang Yao frowned, then stared at Jin Mei: "I knew you were not simple!"
"I'm so simple." Jin Mei raised her head and glanced at Brother Zhang as she spoke: "Right."
Brother Zhang didn't respond to her, he just said to Zhang Yao: "Take her there."
"Say it first." Jin Mei raised a finger: "I offered to help you, it has nothing to do with him."
Zhang Yao looked confused, but Brother Zhang nodded. Then Jin Mei stepped forward, held Zhang Yao's hand and said, "What about you, you have no experience in dealing with these people, what do you think they are like?"
"Just...aloof, very majestic and...ferocious."
"Actually, none of them are right." Jin Mei shook her head and smiled: "You are restrained by your inherent thinking, let's go."
Jin Mei pulled Zhang Yao, who looked confused, into the spiritual illusion, and then the two of them appeared directly in front of the big white elephant. At this moment, the big white elephant was drinking black tea, Sri Lankan black tea. The moment they saw Jin Mei
, one of them spurted out before it collapsed.
"I'm having a great time." Jin Mei crossed her arms and sat on the sofa, then pulled Zhang Yao and the two sat down.
"No, it's just normal." The white elephant obviously lost its calmness at noon, and there was even a trace of panic in its eyes.
"The kids who bullied me this morning were very happy, weren't they?"
"No, you can verify it yourself. I entertained your friend very warmly and sincerely."
Zhang Yao didn't talk nonsense at all, she just raised her legs and said: "I heard that you are going to cooperate with Birdman?"
"No……"
"Okay." Jin Mei sneered: "If I find out, it will be equivalent to a declaration of war. I have been at peace with you for too long. Have you forgotten who has the final say in Kunlun Mountain?"
The white elephant kept its head silent, while Jin Mei continued: "Three thousand years ago, I was able to drive you off the plateau. Do you think I have the same ability today?"
The sweat on the white elephant's head was dripping, and it fell into puddles on the table. He even showed his original shape, his long nose was dancing uneasily, and he didn't even dare to look directly into Jin Mei's eyes.
"look at me!"
Jin Mei's voice shocked both Dabai Xiang and Zhang Yao, and the room became extremely quiet.
"You." Jin Mei raised her chin: "Stay here and enjoy your glory and wealth, don't play with fire. Don't interfere in the affairs of those birdies, someone will take care of them."
"Understood……"
"Is it the person who receives the gift who has the final say? Or the person who gives the gift?"
"You...you have the final say."
Jin Mei stood up and patted the table: "Wait until you have the ability to do this again. When you have bad thoughts in the future, remember to look up at Kunlun Mountain!"
After saying that, Jin Mei walked to the white elephant's table, picked up a pure gold pen and played with it: "Where's the box!"
The white elephant quickly took out the box from the drawer. Jin Mei put the pen into the box and put it in her pocket, then waved to Zhang Yao: "Let's go."
Zhang Yao was already in a state of panic. Just now, Jin Mei shouted so loudly that she almost lost her soul. The momentum was like a sudden avalanche on a towering mountain. It was nothing but terrifying. She had also guessed who Jin Mei would be before.
But now it seems that she is not a person at all.
Kunlun Mountain...Who said something about Kunlun Mountain? Isn't that the Holy Mother of Yaochi? The supreme goddess in the Eastern pantheon. Zhang Yao always thought that Our Lady of Yaochi should be in her fifties, but now when she looks at her...how?
They don't look like they are in their fifties.
"What? You don't recognize me?"
While sitting in the elevator, Jin Mei suddenly asked Zhang Yao, who had been secretly looking at her. Zhang Yao shook her head hurriedly, and then showed a strange smile: "I..."
"I told you before, if something happens, sister will protect you." Jin Mei took her arm and said, "You must tell sister about this kind of thing. What's the use of telling that black fool?"
, all she wants to do is eat."
"But... you... I... over there..." Zhang Yao hesitated for a while, and then said after a long time: "Are you... Our Lady of Yaochi?"
"Keep it secret." Jin Mei stretched out a finger and shook it: "I won't tell you, you can guess it yourself."
There's no point in guessing... Zhang Yao took a long breath, then pursed her lips and didn't have the courage to speak for a while. When she thought about sharing outfits, food and movies with this young lady all day long, she suddenly felt a little offended.
Already.
"Why are you so calm in front of the guardian, but you panic in front of me."
"Because I...I don't know either." Zhang Yao shook her head.
Jin Mei touched her head and said, "It's okay, we are still good friends, right? Just come to me if you have any questions in the future."
"oh……"
The two of them went back out of the gate. Jin Mei walked up to Brother Zhang and handed the box of the gold pen to Brother Zhang: "A gift from the white elephant to you."
Brother Zhang opened it, took a look, and sneered: "You robbed it, right?"