The return of the rooster is certainly a good thing, but this chicken is really not a serious chicken.
Those who are not the first generation have all gone through reincarnation. They actually have real identities and maintain real memories. Although this chicken brother is a monk now, he has been a monk for less than three years and is very young.
Monk.
In the past, this chicken brother was a famous dandy from all over the country.
He claimed to be born into a wealthy family, and his parents were particularly favored by him for having children in old age. He has been a crazy and evil-minded person since he was a child, and he did a lot of bad things. But when he was twenty-four, his fortune took a turn for the worse. His parents
They died of illness one after another, leaving him a lot of property, but it wasn't long before he squandered it all. In the next two years, he experienced all the hardships in the world. Even his former friends and friends looked like him when they saw him.
He is a different person. The girl who used to have a eldest brother and a younger brother now looks like a wild dog on the roadside when she sees him.
Later, after all the last bits of real estate in his family were defrauded, he had no source of income. He lived in cement pipes at construction sites, slept in underpasses of overpasses, and worked odd jobs. Because he was not diligent, he could not separate grains, so he had no share.
The work lasts a long time.
On the last rainy night, he was so miserable that he escaped into Buddhism and went to a temple in the local mountains to get shaved. The green lanterns and ancient Buddhas every day washed away the desires in his heart, and he was like a broom star. That day
It was another night of heavy rain. The old monk in the temple passed away. When he came back from attending a funeral, he found that the temple had been buried by a landslide.
So he could only put on his master's clothes and start the life of an ascetic, begging for alms and visiting mountains and rivers, which was quite enjoyable. But just last month, he took a nap, and when he woke up, he suddenly remembered that he was
Who, so I walked all the way from Jiangxi to here.
"Although my awakening was a little sloppy, I thought that I would eventually have a place to stay, so it will come as it comes." The monk hugged his knees and sat on the chair: "No matter what, at least this is my home.
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He is really miserable. Although this misfortune is all caused by himself, from his casual description, you can actually experience a kind of helplessness that everything is fate.
"Then you never thought of leaving some money before?" Master Pi stretched his head and stared at him, looking like a pervert: "Then have you ever sold picture packs?"
"The money is generous, and the five poisons are all available." The monk pointed at Mr. Pi and asked Brother Zhang: "What is the background of this little fox? No one wants it, so I will take the alms bowl and go back to burn it to accumulate merit."
Brother Zhang glanced at Master Pi and didn't answer. He just sat there and glanced behind the monk: "Continue."
The monk rubbed his nose and sat on a high stool recalling the past: "At that time, I took people to nightclubs and spent more than three million yuan in one night. Later, I just wanted them to give me some money for food, and they picked up the broom and gave me
I'm leaving. This world is not worth it."
Although what he talked about was probably the pain in life, it was actually quite interesting. It could be seen that he actually didn’t care much about his past situation. There was no joy, anger, sorrow or joy in his eyes when he spoke.
It was as if he was telling someone else's story, and his demeanor was somewhat free and easy.
"Then what are your specialties?" Mr. Pi was also very indebted. Just now, people were about to take her away and burn her, but she still pushed forward: "The twelve spirits each have their own strengths. You can't have none at all."
Bar?"
"My eyelashes are very long."
Master Pi came forward and said, "I don't believe it, let me take a look."
The monk was actually a good-tempered man, and he actually let Mr. Pi get close to his face to look at his eyelashes. Not to mention that his eyelashes were really long. When Mr. Pi found out, he yelled and screamed.
It’s like I’ve never seen someone’s eyelashes before.
"The rooster sings the dawn, the spiritual jade golden light. The rooster's position in the Twelve Spirits is to support and protect. The magic of spiritual jade is the strongest shield in the world. Even Huniu and Thunder Dragon have difficulty breaking the shield. The golden light
With this technique, you can understand it as adding a shield to the group, stacking a layer of spiritual shield for all the twelve spirits."
While they were looking at their eyelashes, Sister Gou came over from behind. After all, as one of the twelve spirits left behind, she had to show up when she saw someone new. Sister Gou looked very energetic in jeans.
, but Brother Ji didn’t dare to tease her like he teased Mr. Pi, so he quickly stood up, lowered his head, and stood there silently.
"So that's it...are there only two main attackers of the Twelve Spirits?" Master Pi asked curiously: "Are they Thunder Dragon and Huniu?"
The big white dog smiled and said: "Yes, but the Twelve Spirit Formation is indispensable. They are both the face of the shield and the tip of the spear, but the shield has more than just sides, and the spear has more than just the tip."
"But I think Thunder Dragon is pretty average, and Huniu seems to be..."
Sister Gou smiled and said nothing, because so far there are only seven of the twelve spirits and roosters, so their complete attributes have not been activated, so it feels like that, but after they are fully activated, the buffs are stacked up layer by layer.
If so, not to mention Huniu and Thunder Dragon, even the rat will become very terrifying. The rat's giant web can change the life of anything caught in it, but now he has no ability to use it at all.
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In other words, every time one more twelve spirits is awakened, even if they do not enter the battle state, the abilities of the other twelve spirits will automatically increase by fifty percent. And all twelve spirits will return to their positions.
The ability of the twelve spirits will be close to one hundred and thirty times that of the twelve spirits alone. The reason why Pi Ye feels that Thunder Dragon and Huniu are not very good is because they are just now. If you don’t believe it, take a calculator and multiply it. Six twelve spirits
The enhancement value is only a little over eleven times.
This is why Brother Zhang said that they were all so excited after restarting the Snake Spirit. A complete body... Who doesn't want to be a complete body?
But now that Chicken Brother has appeared, it means that the Spirit Snake has revived a month ago. This time it is the Chicken Snake combination. But the problem is that recovery does not mean awakening. The time of awakening is very uncertain, so human intervention is necessary.
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"Does that mean that the complete twelve spirits can keep up with the three realms?"
"It's difficult." Brother Ji looked at Master Pi and said, "It's not from the same world, but it's not impossible to fight."
At this time, Sister Dog took out a book and said to Brother Chicken: "I will record your information, name."
Brother Ji pursed his lips and said, "Ji Meng, or the Buddhist name is Meng Chen."
"True name, real name in this world."
Brother Ji was silent for a long time, and his expression gradually became embarrassed: "Isn't it good to use the original name?"
"No." Sister Gou frowned: "You can just say what you want, there's so much nonsense."
"Xie Guangkun..."
Brother Ji blushed, and even his shiny little bald head was red. After he finished speaking, he immediately defended: "It's Kunpeng's Kun..."
But at this time, the excuses seemed so pale and weak, and everyone in the room laughed happily. The one who liked to make noises smiled at him and said, "I thought it was the Buddha's salvation, but who would have thought it was rural love."
Hearing the ridicule, Chicken Brother's face became even redder. He finally put his hands together and said, "Amitabha...I have long been free from all the love, hatred and hatred in the world. The poor monk's name is Mengchen, and all the mountains and rivers are mine."
Dust, you and I are dust within dust, I advise all donors to think twice before laughing, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude to the golden bowl in my hand."
There were really not many people in the room who were afraid of him. He had never heard the sound of joking. However, Master Pi looked like someone who had come before him and patted him on the shoulder: "Oh, you just get used to it. I always do it here."
I have been used to being ridiculed by people, saying what they said about Mr. Pi, I heard that you were reported for pornographic videos some time ago, and about whether the picture packs are not selling well these days."
After hearing this, Brother Ji looked back at the group of people behind him, and then pointed at someone casually: "You, go out and challenge!"
The one he pointed at was actually a bachelor. He stood up and went out. Brother Ji put his bag down and said, "Watch me slay demons today!"
Ten minutes later, Brother Chicken was arrested by the police for fighting.
"Huh? Is he still so mentally ill?"
It was already half past one in the morning when Mouzi received a call from Brother Zhang. He was very happy to hear that Brother Chicken had returned to his post, but the next thing he heard was that Brother Chicken had been arrested by the police for having a fight with someone.
What can we do? As the boss of Twelve Spirits, the only thing Mouse can do is to call Brother Ji to fish him out and ask him to write a letter of guarantee and pay a fine.
"Let him squat in there all night, and I'll go back early tomorrow morning." The mouse sighed: "It just so happens that things here are almost done."
Brother Zhang thought about it and felt that this was quite reliable. Since the rat asked him to stay there for one night, he would just stay there for one night. Then he hung up the phone and went to bed.
Poor Chicken Brother is now sitting in the detention room, crossing his legs and looking at the person facing him in a duel. Because the rule of the duel in Chang'an Lane is that no spells are used, so both of them have bruises on their noses and faces, and Chicken Brother's handsome face is also beaten.
The dog that was stung by a bee was not much better than the one on the opposite side, but it recovered much faster because it was a spider spirit.
"evildoer!"
"Monk!"
"evildoer!"
"Monk!"
The two cursed and spat at each other, and in the end the police officer had to come over to ask them to be more honest. This was considered to have put an end to the battle for intangible cultural heritage.
In Chang'an Alley, although Brother Zhang's shop is closed, some wild monsters, people who go to bed late, and Mr. Pi are sitting under the parasol tree chatting. They all say that Brother Zhang's place is finally clean.
A few days later another freak came.
"If you ask me, if there are twelve spirits or not, you might as well let me forget it."
"You toad, are you worthy of it?" Mr. Pi squatted there tearing up a piece of ham: "Look at what the twelve spirits look like. Why don't you just urinate and do what you do? You can't do it when you pee.
Don't pee on my hands, I'm afraid I'll get a rash."
Mr. Pi was also sarcastic when he spoke. No wonder people always made fun of her. But at this moment, White Snake leaned over and said with a smile: "I, I, I, I see they don't have any snakes, how about I go and be a snake?"
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As soon as these words came out, all the monsters and people around him immediately dispersed. Only Mr. Pi curled his lips and said, "If you don't open the pot, pick it up. It's time to go to sleep."
Mrs. Bai was a newcomer. She chased after him with a confused look on her face and asked Pi Ye in a low voice: "What's wrong? Why did everyone disperse when the snake was mentioned. I just couldn't sleep and wanted to chat."
Mr. Pi scratched his head: "How should I put it? It's quite taboo anyway. I advise you to hold it in."
After saying that, Mr. Pi transformed into his prototype and jumped back into the house, while Mrs. Bai stood there blinking her eyes, thinking for a moment, and then walked back.
The next morning, Mo Zi returned here from Hong Kong. When he came to the detention room and saw the two people inside, he couldn't help but sigh. The spider sat there and looked at a fly on the ceiling, and the monk
Then he lay down on the bench and snored while sleeping.
Mouse asked someone to open the door, and with a loud bang, the monk woke up. He raised his head and looked at Mouse's face, somewhat confused. After taking a closer look, he realized that this was the boss of the Twelve Spirits.
Directly trying to give the rat a big hug.
"Be serious!" Mouse said sternly: "Go out and write a pledge. You two!"
The spider spirit is really good at handwriting, but the word monk is really at the level of the third grade of elementary school. He has a good face, but he is really a top-notch idiot. Seeing his chicken-foot-crawling handwriting makes a mouse go crazy.
This guy laughed angrily.
"go back!"
After writing the guarantee and completing the formalities, Mouse said angrily to the two of them: "Together you two... Ba Zhao, how old are you?"
"Three hundred and seventy-three..."
"What about you?" The mouse turned to look at the monk.
"Twenty-seven……"
"The two of them add up to four hundred years old." The mouse opened the car door and said in a dumbfounded voice, "Isn't it embarrassing? Isn't it embarrassing? Ah? Speak!"
Mouse actually still has prestige in Chang'an Alley. He actually plays the role of a human receptionist for these special creatures and aliens. This is also a job that started from his ancestors. The life, old age, illness and death of Xiao Zhang in Chang'an Alley
Of course I won't care. Most of them are organized by rats, so he has high prestige and has the authority to speak.
So as soon as he spoke, the rebellious spider spirit didn't dare to speak directly, but the chicken brother straightened his neck and said with dissatisfaction: "They laughed at me yesterday!"
"Why are you laughing at me?"
"Yesterday I registered my name with Sister Gou. When I said my name was Xie Guangkun, they laughed."
Mentioning this, the Eight-paw next to him made a puff sound again, and Brother Chicken was unhappy when he heard it and pointed at him: "Here, look!"
Mouse pursed his lips, resisting the change in his expression, and glanced at him in the rearview mirror: "Country love?"
After saying this, the spider spirit couldn't hold back anymore. He covered his mouth and smiled out the car window. He burst out laughing when he couldn't help it...
"Oh, there's nothing funny." Mouse finally couldn't hold it in any longer. He laughed and said, "Okay, what a big deal. Can you guys be more mature? No... Guang Kun... I'm sorry."