The ring was placed in Wei Shenhao's hand. He wiped away his tears and held it in both hands. He first looked up at Brother Zhang, then looked around, then took a deep breath and put the ring on
on fingers.
"Look, there's no reaction."
Xiao Ma spread his hands, looked at the unchanged bronze ring and said to Wei Shenhao with a smile: "If you don't have that fate, don't force it."
After saying that, he was about to take off the ring, but when he pulled it down, he found that the ring could not be pulled. The harder he tried, Wei Shenhao screamed in pain, and Xiao Ma frowned:
"Xiao Hei, go get some washing powder."
Luna Goddess Xiaohei said "Oh" and ran over to get the washing powder. But just when everyone thought the matter had calmed down, they suddenly saw the ring starting to spread out in Wei Shenhao's hand, gradually covering half of his palm, and then
Then he slowly wrapped his entire hand.
A cow gradually appeared on the back of his hand looking back at the moon, but unlike the pony horse, this cow did not open its eyes and could not see the ruby on it.
At this time, Wei Shenhao was silent for a short time, and then he became crazy like Fan Jinzhong. He jumped around and made strange sounds in his mouth, and then his head hit the corner of the counter with a thud.
He foamed at the mouth and lost consciousness.
"Is he okay?"
After hearing the news, Xu Wei came over to check, but found that everyone in the room was standing there with strange expressions. Even Brother Zhang's expression became strange, so Xu Wei asked again: "What's wrong with you?"
Mouse came back to his senses at this time, raised his head and said: "Speaking of which, among the Twelve Spirits of this generation, there are not many with normal brains. It's just me and the Mountain King, this cow..."
"You, MB, speak your mind." Xiao Ma stared and cursed. After cursing, he stretched his neck and shouted: "Sister Dog, the rat said you are mentally ill!"
The mouse rushed up and tried to cover the pony's mouth, but it was too late. Sister Dog suddenly appeared with a flying thunder and pinned the mouse to the ground with one palm.
While the mouse was patting the ground and begging for mercy, the Thunder Dragon slowly swam over: "I think the twelve spirits have a big problem, and there are really too few people with normal brains. Counting the mice, every one counts.
Maybe apart from the Mountain King, there is really nothing serious about him."
Thunder Dragon's words were very pertinent, and his expression showed concern for the future of the Twelve Spirits. After all, given the current situation, it seemed that the Twelve Spirits, who had originally hoped that the new blood would have normal IQs, might not be able to count on it.
Although, each of the Twelve Spirits has its own shortcomings, the shortcomings of this generation are too obvious.
The mouse is cautious and timid, the cow is stupid and stubborn, the tiger girl is playful, the thunder dragon is arrogant, the pony is impulsive, the chicken is aggressive, the dog sister is taciturn, and the mountain king is withdrawn. The whole problem is a child care center, although this is somewhat
There are factors left over from history, but no one expected that this generation would highlight its shortcomings so completely.
"What does it mean that the cow didn't open its eyes?" Xiao Ma asked curiously: "Do you want me to give him a knife?"
"The reason why I didn't open my eyes is that although he is one of the twelve spirits, he has not yet encountered the opportunity for him to awaken." The Thunder Dragon hovered there and said, "Just like my brother Ji, who has been a ghost for half his life.
Zao, suddenly one night I remembered that I was still a chicken."
Anyway, no one knows what the awakening of the twelve spirits will be like. They each have their own disasters. For example, the mouse awakened because his father died, and the thunder dragon awakened because he developed hemorrhoids after eating hot pot and discovered the doctor who treated him.
It’s his ex-girlfriend, Shan Dawang is because there was a flood in their hometown one year and he was washed away, Xiao Ma was because he hit a railing while playing football in his early years and was in a vegetative state for four months. Anyway, although the reasons for his awakening seem to be ridiculous.
, but after all, it takes a chance.
But the question now is not when Brave Bull will return to his position, but why the hell Brave Bull is like this.
The position of the cow in the Twelve Spirits is actually equivalent to an auxiliary position. It can provide various buffs to the other Twelve Spirits and dispel various negative effects. It has the ability to restore blood to the whole group. There are always cows in the Twelve Spirits.
Nicknamed, together with the Jade Rabbit and the Spirit Snake, they are known as the three major auxiliaries, and in terms of pure milk volume, the milk volume of cows ranks first.
As for the specific direction, he is taking the energy supply route, which, together with Yutu's battle damage repair and Spirit Snake's battlefield dispatching, can bring the comprehensive combat capabilities of the Twelve Spirits to a big level.
But here’s the problem. Most of the time, the brave Niu Niu was a girl. Not only was she thoughtful, but she also perfectly matched the attributes of a cow. Even if she didn’t do anything, she would be trembling and pleasing to the eye wherever she stood. But this time he
Damn, there's a bull, and he's also a stupid, stupid, and extremely stubborn thing. Not to mention, he can easily be brainwashed and sucked by others... To be honest, the other twelve spirits feel a bit instinctive.
I felt physically uncomfortable and even thought I might be poisoned by his milk.
"I said, is he okay?" Xiao Ma then realized that this brave cow had been lying on the ground foaming at the mouth for so long, so he nudged him with his foot and said: "We now have two
There are ways to go. One is to find a rope, let him ascend quickly, and then quickly reincarnate with his soul. The other way is to hold his nose and admit the fact that he is really the twelve spirits. In the future, everyone should do
Be mentally prepared to accept such a stupid critic."
At this time, the Masterless Lonely Soul Thunder Dragon came over: "Smile, when you said that people were stupid, did you think about what we thought when you joined the organization? Ask yourself, how many people in the world are better than you?
What a stupid critic."
The pony was furious, pointed at the thunder dragon and said: "You evil beast, if you don't speak, no one will think you are mute."
"Oh, it's urgent, it's urgent."
The tone and expression of Thunder Dragon's words were really top-notch, but this was only aimed at Xiao Ma. After all, the two of them had not dealt with each other for some years. They talked about the spirit of dragon and horse, and the two of them together looked like they had the spirit of dragon and horse.
However, they are noisy, and now the problem still needs to be solved. The first thing that can be determined is that the rapid super promotion is not suitable. Secondly, this brave cow is indeed not very smart. The third point is when did he wake up?
It's still a big problem. If he can't awaken, he may remain such a little waste for the rest of his life.
"Come on, come on." Xu Wei ran over with her mobile phone: "I checked this guy, he is so rich!"
Although the Holy Lord Fund is very rich, it is the result of years of operation after all. When everyone saw Brave Niu Niu's performance in just two years, they were all stunned. This guy... he was born with a little bit of intelligence.
On top of that, it all depends on luck. When I looked through his resume, I was even more shocked by his bloody and cruel primitive accumulation.
"The rise of the Americans is due to the resources of the Indians. This good guy really sacrificed his own father to have boundless power." Mouse got up from the ground and looked at Niu Niu's information and couldn't help but sigh: "I wonder.
Look, this doesn’t help people, it seems to be poisonous. All the buffs this person has will have the opposite effect."
At this time, Brother Zhang, who had not spoken much, suddenly raised his head and said slowly: "Why don't we do a test."
The Holy Lord gave the order, so just do it. These unscrupulous twelve spirits first woke up Niu Niu, and didn't give him a second chance to go crazy. They just pinned him there, took out his mobile phone and said
: "Unlock and buy stocks!"
Brave Niu Niu was stunned at the time and didn't react for a long time. He was still immersed in the joy that he was really the Twelve Spirits, and had no idea what kind of crazy bitches he was about to face.
But since he was so happy today, his senior brothers asked him to buy stocks, so he should buy stocks. So he opened the stock investment interface, sat there and asked confusedly: "Which one should I buy?"
The brothers around me who didn’t know much about stocks discussed it for a long time, and then they randomly found a smart car company that had been criticizing people all day long for seven years. This company’s stock has been on the verge of falling below the issue price in the past few years.
, everyone is saying that they are the classic leeks, and then there is an aquaculture company, which is the one Mr. Zhou invested in before. The year before last, it was said that the corals were eaten by starfish, last year the scallops ran away, and this year the oysters escaped from jail. The credibility is directly reflected.
At the end of the day, it should be declared bankrupt in a few days. The third company is a real estate company. The capital chain is broken, the boss runs away, major projects are suspended, and owners everywhere are defending their rights. It is also a company that is about to be destroyed.
.
"You buy these three."
Niu Niu actually didn’t understand, he didn’t even read the news, but since his brothers said he was buying three companies, he bought it. And his purchase was not a retail operation, the APP in his hand was directly connected to his investment
On the team's server, he immediately followed up on his purchase, and billions were poured into it in an instant.
Fifteen minutes after it showed that the transaction was successful, a window suddenly popped up on the XX News in Xu Wei's hand, which displayed:
Implement on-road standards and enter open road section testing.
There is also a huge title at the back: It took seven years to sharpen a sword, but today it shows its edge.
These idiots really watched as the stock of that company almost hit bottom, then suddenly rebounded like a tsunami, and was directly pulled to the daily limit for the day.
Before they could be shocked, the news from XX Finance popped up again: XX Island announced that the scallops that escaped last year and the oysters that escaped this year are all back! And not only did they come back by themselves, but they also brought their children and children with them.
Family and mouth.
"Only your mother is outrageous!"
Xiao Ma threw the phone forward, pointed at the news and said to the person next to him: "Is there anything more outrageous than a fucking oyster running back home with his family?"
But before he could finish his excitement, he heard the news scroll on Brother Zhang's 100-inch TV: "According to XXX reports, the state has decided to fully take over the real estate business of XX Group. Between XXX Group, XX Group and
With the joint investment of XXX Group, the real estate business of XX Group has now been fully state-owned, and all subsequent construction will be completed in the short term. The project will be completed according to quality and quantity, and the house will be delivered as scheduled after payment of compensation."
"I lost..."
Everyone in the room was shocked. After being shocked, everyone turned their attention to Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang waved his hands repeatedly: "I didn't do anything."
Having said that, it is really hard not to think of the word law of cause and effect with this awesome ability.
And the only person in this world who can activate the law of cause and effect, besides Xiao Zhang, is Zhang Juzuo, and now this Niu Niu... isn't it a bit too outrageous?
However, they were not easily subdued, so they caught Niu Niu and continued testing. At this time, even Brother Zhang began to wonder what was going on with this guy, so he came over to watch.
Fortunately, Brave Niu Niu is not the so-called law of cause and effect, because he has no way to control random probability events. For example, he has no way to control the points of the dice, no way to bet on the current lottery draw, and no way to predict the future.
Even their tests alarmed Shan Dawang. After repeated tests by Shan Dawang, a person with a relatively normal mind, and after studying various records and the contents of classics, Shan Dawang made the following judgment.
First: Niu Niu's ability is not the law of cause and effect, but a simple auspicious attribute. Although he has not awakened to become a real twelve spirits, the passive attributes of the twelve spirits will also affect him.
This is like Mouse's psychic medium, Thunder Dragon's immortality, Pony's high speed, Chicken Brother's resuscitation, Dog Sister's agility, Huniu's toughness and Mountain King's memory. These are all passive attributes. It's important to talk about it here.
Mouse's medium, the medium here does not mean that he can invite gods to take over, but that he can form a medium through himself and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. The properties of the formation are increased by 200%, and the failure rate of the formation is reduced by 100%.
Seventy. The super memory of King Shan is a true photographic memory. He can memorize 30 million words in one day, and he can even read and memorize while sleeping.
The two attributes at the beginning and end can be said to be the two most perverted attributes among the twelve spirits, far more perverted than the abilities of all the other twelve spirits.
According to this clue, Niu Niu's passive attribute should be auspicious. This is a purple quality passive attribute. They are very lucky, because apart from the two of them, only Hu Niu's toughness and Thunder Dragon's immortality are purple quality passive attributes.
Attributes, Chicken Brother's resurrection is only of blue quality, but it is tainted with Ksitigarbha's attributes, making it look abnormal.
Rat and Pig are of orange quality, but they are not lucky enough to be born with red quality, because their red quality passives should be called Spirit Master and Star Gazer. Needless to say, Spirit Master is just a simple increase.
At the level of rubbing the Zhuxian Sword Formation with one hand, Stargazing can automatically master all the knowledge that can appear in the world and become a living human encyclopedia.
The purple passive of Niu Niu is auspicious, the orange one is the lucky star, and the red one is Baize.
But this is the same as saying in vain, because the red passive attribute has never appeared. Even if some twelve spirits have been reincarnated more than ten times, the probability is too low. It is enough to have a blue quality.
Proud of Jianghu.
Niu Niu Wei Shenhao has been listening carefully, and he seems to know that his brain is not very useful, so he just writes and listens at the same time.
"Oh, boy." Xiao Ma smiled and patted Wei Shenhao's shoulder: "No, what do you mean by the real twelve spirits defecting to the false Holy Lord?"
Wei Shenhao didn't know what to say, so he just laughed. Instead, Shan Dawang came out and explained: "Because he has not awakened, but is on the verge of awakening, he will have a strong sense of belonging, but because
There is no awakening, so the key word that triggers his behavior is the Holy Lord. The false Holy Lord said that his Holy Lord also said a lot about the twelve spirits, which triggered his memory valve, although he could not clearly feel it.
Who is true and who is false, but the strong feeling will make him automatically recognize the owner."
"So that means it's not an accident that he came to Chang'an Lane?"
Mouse's question made King Shan laugh. After laughing, King Shan nodded: "Half and half, he came here for various reasons, and then he would follow the strong feeling to Chang'an Lane. Did he say this is
The place that the false Holy Lord wants? But in fact, he has no idea what the false Holy Lord is describing. He just has a subconscious feeling that this is here, and this feeling will affect his realistic judgment, so even if it is
The false holy master has personally admitted that he is a liar, but he still insists on it. This is a kind of self-brainwashing, and it is because he is affected by the aura here."
If it weren’t for the fact that none of the twelve spirits were missing, and if it weren’t for the Mountain King, they would really not be able to figure out many things, and these idiots are always used to summarizing things they don’t understand from strange angles.
For example, a word relationship.
After the explanation from the Mountain King, they finally understood why Brave Niu Niu was so insistent that he would be the Twelve Spirits, because there was a voice deep in his soul telling him that he himself was the Twelve Spirits. He heard such voices every day
It's impossible not to persist in brainwashing.
But unfortunately, this man has not awakened yet. As for how to awaken and what process is required, it is still a mystery.
"How about I use a knife to scratch his buttocks and open his eyes."
"Don't make trouble." The mouse hit the pony: "You can't rush this kind of thing. How about we try the Heinckem stress method?"
"What is that?" Brontosaurus asked curiously, "Why haven't I heard of it?"
The Mountain King coughed: "It was a method of forcing confessions during World War II. It was to hang the person upside down first, and then slowly penetrate into the ice water, and control the suffocation time, which is about forty-five seconds, back and forth.
About fifty times or so, usually the person being tortured will be able to recall information that they have forgotten due to nervousness and fear."
Hearing the introduction of King Shan, the brave warriors next to him began to tremble. The original joy was fading away little by little... because he seemed to have discovered the terror of these senior brothers.
"Hey, can you see him?" The mouse pointed at the Brontosaurus curiously and asked, "Can you see this bitch? It's like a maggot in the pupa."