This big centipede is one of the iron juices that helped Brother Zhang decorate his place. He is now sitting next to Xu Wei, holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, trembling all over, and the cry for help just now was also extremely miserable.
But fortunately, he was not injured, but he was a little frightened, and his hands are still shaking badly.
"You tell me." Xu Wei has been in Chang'an Lane for a long time and has become very familiar with them, so her words are no longer so polite: "But you are so brave, you can kill a dog even if it barks in the middle of the night.
It's probably not a big deal if you wet the bed out of fear."
The centipede spirit slapped the table: "Nonsense! When did I wet the bed!"
But after he finished speaking, he took a sip of tea and continued: "Just now, didn't I get off work in the afternoon, and then I went to buy groceries. Well, you know, ribs are very cheap today, usually they cost twenty-three or four yuan.
One pound, sixteen to one pound today. After asking around, I found out that a batch of pigs have been released in the past few days. The price of meat has dropped a lot, but beef is still quite expensive. I went to see it today and it increased by six yuan. A pound of beef brisket.
It has reached 48 and I can no longer afford it.”
"Hey!" Xu Wei tapped the table with her fingers: "Do you want to listen to what you said?"
Centipede sighed, and then continued: "I went shopping and bought three kilograms of pork ribs. I planned to make braised pork ribs in the evening. As soon as I left the vegetable market, I suddenly felt murderous behind me. When I turned around, I found three
A strange person was following me, and then I got on my electric bike and ran away quickly. But it was seven or eight kilometers from the vegetable market to here, so those people were following me, very closely, so I speeded up, and they
Also speed up..."
"Isn't it normal to accelerate?"
"They use two legs... just to walk, not to run. Have you ever seen someone walk 40 miles on just two legs?"
While they were talking, people from Brother Zhang's side also came over one after another. Seeing so many people coming, Centipede Jing's mood relaxed a lot, and he even started to shake his feet: "Then after passing the bridge hole,
At that moment, my eyes flashed, and those people appeared in front of me. They stretched out their hands to pull me. I turned over like a kite and ran away without looking back. When I got out of the tunnel, I turned into my prototype.
I came back from burrowing into the ground. I left my ribs and electric car behind."
When the centipede spirit said this, he hit his thigh hard: "Hey, I'm so angry!"
"I'm not talking about you. You are a big monster with more than 1,800 years of experience. Looking at the monster world, you are above average. You are even more powerful than the giant centipede in A Chinese Ghost Story. What are you afraid of?" Mouse asked curiously.
Said: "Don't you have a clear understanding of yourself?"
"People are just afraid!"
The Centipede Spirit twisted his body and actually showed a bit of charm: "How can I tell you that I am so fierce? The biggest prey I have ever hunted in my life is a sheep... Besides, aren't we always depicted in novels?
Are these little monsters beaten to death and dragged back to make elixirs? What do you think I would do if I were beaten to death and dragged back to make elixirs?"
Mouse raised his hand: "Throw...you idiot is so annoying."
However, there is a saying that the monsters in Chang'an Lane are more or less abnormal, because those who are ambitious and capable endanger the society and are eradicated. The monsters who can stay in Chang'an Lane and are protected by the Holy Lord, use their butts
We all know what kind of state they are in. It is impossible to go out anyway. Chang'an Alley is full of talented people and they speak well. They all like it here very much.
"Have you remembered the faces of those people?" asked the Mouse.
Centipede Spirit thought for a while, and then started to dance: "I remember there were three people, two were short, one was very tall, the taller one had a long face, small eyes, and a goatee! I remembered, it was a goat
beard!"
While he was describing, Xu Wei suddenly raised her head and patted Centipede Spirit: "Is that so?"
Looking in the direction of Xu Wei's finger, the centipede spirit screamed and hid behind the mouse, while the three people he described were standing at the door of the small restaurant, looking inside like ghosts.
Soon, they opened the door and walked in. As soon as they came in, they went straight to the centipede spirit. One of the shorter ones even muttered: "Kunlun Lingxiao is catching monsters, and everyone else is retreating."
Mouse tilted his head at this moment, stretched out his foot to block the path of the three of them, and said with a half-smile: "People from Lingxiao, have you caught monsters and caught them here? You didn't even ask where this place was before you came here.
"
"Hmph, what a great place it can be to hang out with inferior demons. Don't stop it, otherwise don't blame our brothers for tearing your place apart."
What a loud tone.
What the dwarf said really shocked everyone present. Mouse was confused now and couldn't figure out what was going on with this group of people. The revival of spiritual energy made Su stupid? This is Chang'an Lane, a place for driving.
Demon forbidden zone! It’s been a rule for hundreds of years, and I don’t know if they don’t know it or if they just don’t take it seriously.
He also said that he should dismantle this thing, my God...
There are several Heavenly Kings, including the Queen Mother of the West, the Jade Emperor, Zeus, Odin and so on. Let me ask them if they dare to say harsh words here. Not to mention Kunlun Lingxiao, the entire West Kunlun is gathered here.
, just ask them if they dare to fart one more time.
"Okay, okay, you take it apart."
Mouse took a step back with a smile on his face. Everyone in the room laughed and took a few steps back, leaving enough space for the few people in front of him. Xu Wei even made an invitation with a smile.
gesture.
At this time, a little brat outside came to buy milk tea. As soon as he came in and saw this scene, he turned around and shouted: "Someone is coming to cause trouble!"
As soon as I heard this, I saw people coming out of Chang'an Alley, huffing and puffing. They didn't do anything, they just came to watch the fun. As soon as there were more people, the atmosphere became louder.
Among the people, there were both big demons and monks. The aura of this crowd arose at that moment, and it actually made the three people breathless.
They even saw living demons in the crowd. After scanning around, there was no one to mess with. And in this atmosphere, no matter how unruly people are, they will inevitably give in. But these self-proclaimed and upright people are always...
You should stop talking harshly.
"Don't be too rampant in places where filth and evildoers live, for they will be cleared away one day!"
After they finished speaking, a happy atmosphere resounded in the air again, and after they left with great vigilance, the place was full of laughter. Many people were laughing at Centipede Spirit for being timid and fearful, and some were laughing at the three people.
An old man is overestimating his abilities.
But some people still started to discuss the main topic, that is, "Is Chang'an Lane not so famous now?" You must know that in the early years, those sects and disciples did not say that they came to worship, at least they had to be polite and passed by.
Every time I visited, I had to bring gifts, but now I have openly started to come to this place to slay demons.
The last three hundred years of the Dharma Ending Age have changed the situation and made Chang'an Lane disappear from the human world in the true sense. Although this has its advantages and disadvantages, if it happens every once in a while, who can bear it?
"Kunlun system, right?" Mouse picked up the phone: "I'll give Xiaoma a call."
He picked up the phone and called Xiao Ma. When he told Xiao Ma what had just happened, Xiao Ma exploded on the phone: "What the hell is there such a thing? This is contrary to God."
"Originally, I wanted you to come back quickly to be punished, but in this situation, you should go back to Kunlun." The mouse really spoke with a bit of majesty at this time: "Let's deal with this matter."
"You actually let them run away?" Xiao Ma asked, "Hold them down. I'll take them to Kunlun and demand an explanation. I'll have my head beaten to death by them."
Mouse didn't bother to explain to the grumpy pony, so he hung up the phone and turned around to go back to Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang didn't seem to care about what happened at the moment. He was sitting there embroidering because he had to fight every year tomorrow.
I have to do some homework, so Brother Zhang has to quickly embroider the peony pattern on his hand.
Mouse told everything, and Brother Zhang slowly raised his head and said: "Few people can survive the long end of the Dharma era. There is always a change of old and new. Now that the spiritual energy has revived, they are getting up and moving. They must find something."
There is no need to prove yourself. There are not many demons left, so this kind of thing will be inevitable in the future. Aren’t you the ones who deal with these problems?"
Mouse saw the look in Brother Zhang's eyes and quickly lowered his head and said, "Yes!"
At this time, the crowd watching the excitement outside had almost dispersed, but Zhang Yao had been sitting there meditating, not knowing what she was thinking, and then after thinking for a while, she turned around and walked out. No one knew what she was going to do.
Already.
After such an episode, Chang'an Alley quickly returned to its former peace, but not far outside the alley, the three people who had left before were sitting in a small park, waiting for an opportunity.
They had to catch some kind of monster during this trip, and at least let the people in the sect take a good look at it, and Chang'an Lane was their best choice. Although there were many monsters in it and most of them were very strong, they thought that with the three of them
With all abilities, catching one together won't be a big problem.
While they were waiting for their prey, they suddenly saw several children coming to play in this small park, and among them was the eldest princess of Chang'an Lane, Nian Nian. These people felt that Nian Nian's body seemed to have some evil spirit, and suddenly
The boy became excited.
"Hey, if you can't catch the old one, you can just catch the little one." The tallest one among the three said: "Take this little demon back, maybe you can even train a mount."
"When will we do it?"
"Now!"
After saying that, the three of them jumped out of the grass and came to the group of children. They looked down at Nian Nian who was digging a hole in the sand, and Nian Nian also looked up at them.
"superior!"
After saying that, they took out a big net and caught Nian Nian. When the children around saw this scene, they all cried and ran away. Just as these three people were full of joy and wanted to catch Nian Nian.
When they were pretending to leave, they suddenly realized that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't pull the little girl away.
When she looked back, Nian Nian's childish hole had changed from its normal shape to completely black, and white mist was still spraying out from her nostrils. Then her body began to change, turning into a girl almost instantly.
It is a giant beast with long tentacles on its head, sharp fangs, and fierce eyes. It is about five meters high, with a big head and small body, about nine meters long, and a tail of spiritual light and fire.
The net covering Nian Nian's body has long been broken. At this moment, the demonic energy within a radius of ten kilometers is soaring into the sky, and even the clouds in the sky are reflected in red. Nian Nian just sits there and looks at the three people on the ground, and then stretches out his claws like this.
Pull it out.
The three of them were knocked out like lions rolling hydrangea balls, and hit the isolation pier next to them. Even the isolation pier that was several hundred kilograms in weight was smashed by them, and it didn't matter at this moment every year.
He stepped forward slowly, raised his paw and stepped on the head of the leader. If he stepped on it, there would be basically no chance of survival.
But at this moment, Jin Mei appeared. She stretched out her hand to block Nian Nian's claws and looked up: "Are you just going to watch a kid trample someone to death?"
Following the direction she was looking, Brother Zhang was sitting on the building sign of Chang'an Lane. If there were no accidents, he would have been sitting there a long time ago, maybe even since they were about to take action against Nian Nian.
"Adults have to be responsible for what they do." Brother Zhang jumped down, looked down at the three people on the ground who had been slapped unconscious by Nian Nian, and then said with a smile: "Nian Nian, let's go."
Nian Nian ran forward and turned into a child again. He followed Brother Zhang and walked into the deep Chang'an Alley, holding the corner of his clothes. Jin Mei sighed and chased after him: "Nian Nian is still a child.
, why don’t you handle it yourself.”
"Can't she handle it very well?" Brother Zhang patted Nian Nian's head: "In fact, I rarely take the initiative to intervene."
Jin Mei sighed: "No, let me stay here every year from now on. I can't let him grow up among men."
Brother Zhang laughed: "Then ask her if she is willing."
Jin Mei looked at Nian Nian, Nian Nian's head shook like a rattle.
Outside Chang'an Lane, the three unconscious members of the demon-catching team had been tied up tightly by the mouse, while the mouse was tying up while tightly squeezing Sister Dog's mouth: "Okay, okay, I'll take care of these people."
Deal with it, don't come up and you'll be bitten to death. I have to go to Kunlun Mountain with Xiao Ma to get an explanation for this matter. My little princess of Chang'an Lane and the others dare to touch her. They really have the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard."
Later, Moazi went to Brother Zhang and said that Huniu should not let Huniu know about it for the time being, otherwise she might do something stupid.
But while they were still discussing, suddenly Brother Zhang and Mouse felt the spiritual illusion behind them move. The two of them came to the backyard. As soon as Mouse entered the bamboo forest, he saw a giant door that was thicker than others.
The cannon was fired with a blast, and then the huge cannonball disappeared into the spiritual realm.
"Digging, what is this?" the mouse shouted, covering his ears.
But what was waiting for him was not a response, but the second loading and firing of the automatic loading device. He quickly exited the spiritual illusion, only to feel a buzzing in his ears, and his brain was about to pop out.
After he came out, he saw Brother Zhang video chatting with Zhang Yao. Zhang Yao was sitting in the room drinking coffee and said casually: "It's okay for me to teach that Kunlun Lingxiao Sect a little lesson. I'll monitor it from
I saw them trying to arrest me every year."
Brother Zhang laughed: "How many cameras have you put in my place?"
"Don't worry about it." Zhang Yao pointed the video at his computer. On the screen was a huge 406 mm caliber World War II naval gun: "Did you see this? This is the global strike system in our base. It is the same as ours.
It is used with Spiritual Illusion. I bought it for a lot of money. It contains spiritual explosion bombs. Just like EMP destroys electrical appliances, this kind of bomb with Spirit Sword Stone as the main medium can be fired directly with one shot.
Dissipate the cultivation of the vast majority of practitioners."
Brother Zhang laughed: "Can you also shoot at me?"
"No, because there is no way to locate Chang'an Lane in the Lingxu Illusion Realm, but it is more than enough to hit the Kunlun Mountains."
While they were chatting, deep in the distant Kunlun Mountains, a shocking explosion suddenly came from an inconspicuous mountain col. As the blue arc of light spread out, there was nothing there.
A building complex suddenly appeared in the valley, and then the second shell followed, piercing directly into the square in front of their temple. The people inside didn't even react, and were hit by the explosive bomb.
The wave of spiritual energy was blown to the ground, and the sect was in a state of panic all of a sudden. Those with higher levels of cultivation used their skills to resist in time, but they were forced to vomit blood. Those with lower levels of cultivation immediately had their Dantian shattered, and all their cultivation levels were nullified.
.
But just when they were about to set up a protective formation, the third spiritual explosion bomb exploded about fifty meters above their heads. This time, the mountain-protecting formation collapsed, and all the treasures in the entire sect were turned into pieces due to the spiritual explosion.
After breaking the fragments, except for a few elders with very high cultivation level, all the others became ordinary people in the blink of an eye.
But before they could rejoice, the fourth spiritual explosion bomb still exploded in the air. The monks who had been able to hold on a few times before really couldn't stand it this time, and they fell to the ground and covered their Dantian.
The position screamed in pain.
"Speaking of which, how do you know the location of their sect?" Brother Zhang asked Zhang Yao curiously: "I don't even know."
"It's very simple. Just ask. Don't underestimate me. I have a lot of friends on the road now. They will tell me the approximate location. I will use the spiritual illusion to send the drone there. As long as I find something abnormal
The psychic reaction will be fine."
"Aren't you afraid of accidental injury?"
"How come, don't underestimate me. There is a detection head on my drone, which can penetrate their camouflage barrier. It says Ling Xiao on the main hall." Zhang Yao chuckled loudly: "Why?
In this way, I won’t tell you whether my global strike system is very powerful. I still have some work to do here. Next time, I will be more careful every year. If something goes wrong, I won’t be able to spare you!"
Brother Zhang smiled and hung up the video, while Mouse scratched his chin and said: "Is there still such a way to hit? It's amazing."
"Perhaps this is what really means that times have changed." Brother Zhang smiled and said, "Let's go and see what's going on in the Lingxiao Sect."