"Can you be more mature? You are almost thirty years old."
The mouse was riding a scooter and was carrying the Brontosaurus, who was carrying the gear on his back. The Brontosaurus was picking a box of jelly with a small spoon. The jelly was a reward given out every year. Everyone had it, but only the Brontosaurus started to eat it on the spot.
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"Come and have a taste. The reward given by the eldest lady."
The Brontosaurus handed the spoon to the mouse's mouth: "Come on, come on."
"Don't make trouble."
"Come on." The Brontosaurus poked the mouse's mouth with a spoon: "Hurry up!"
The mouse was so annoyed by him that he had no choice but to put the jelly into his mouth. When the Brontosaurus saw it, he immediately turned back and said: "Your girlfriend knows that we use a spoon, she won't be angry!"
"Sick." Mouse restarted his motorcycle to catch up with the early morning traffic.
"Your girlfriend is really fierce, really scary. She's not like me at all...swee, swish, swish." Brontosaurus poured all the remaining jelly into his mouth, and said vaguely: "I only feel sorry for you, giegie."
"If Master is still here, you won't be able to save one of your legs."
Thunder Dragon chuckled loudly and almost started shaking his hands. He suddenly changed from a long-legged male god to a good shaker.
When they arrived at the school gate, it was still early, but Xiao Ma had already arrived early. He got up early because he had to shoot a vlog today, and put on his collection of little suits, which were neat and matching.
A light green shirt, only a small section of the horse tattoo exposed on his neck, and the evil aura on his body made him look like a thug in a suit.
"You're quite cool." Thunder Dragon jumped off the scooter and said, "You dress like a real person."
"Where did you get your tattoo?" Mouse frowned: "Who gave you the tattoo?"
Xiao Ma leaned over and dug in his pocket a few times, and took out a handful of tattoo stickers: "I went to the night market to buy them last night, do you want anything else?"
Thunder Dragon moved forward curiously: "Give me the whole thing. Give me the whole thing."
Xiao Ma rolled his eyes at him and threw one to him.
"Double happiness, isn't it?" Thunder Dragon pulled the tattoo sticker and asked, "Come on, come on, explain to everyone who will get a double happiness tattoo on their body."
"If you want love, don't leave."
Seeing them starting to toss like this again, Mouse put his hands on his waist and let out a long sigh. He now understood why Brother Zhang was always reluctant to do activities with them. After all, he is such a serious and serious person, right? Look
It will really burst your blood vessels to see these people.
"Have you eaten? I'll treat you to breakfast." The mouse said helplessly: "There is a fried bun shop over there."
Just when Thunder Dragon and Xiao Ma were competing to see who could eat twenty-five buns at once, Xiao Zhang and Nian Nian also came. Because they wanted to shoot a short video, they were accompanied by a staff member.
This staff member is a 24-year-old girl. She is a very professional video editor and photographer. It is said that the price for hiring her is enough to hire an entire team. One can imagine her professionalism.
And since last night, a daily account name named Zhang Ruinian’s child’s family has appeared on all major platforms, and the willfulness of this account is even more ridiculous. People do this kind of thing because they are afraid that others will see that it is a script. The team
, but the introduction at the top is that "a professional team professionally presents every detail of a family with superpowers." And at the bottom, there is a long list of special thanks, including the provincial and municipal publicity departments, the Youth League Committee and the Chang'an Lane Neighborhood Committee.
"Where's the Thunder Dragon?" Zhang Yao hurriedly stepped forward after Brother Zhang and Nian Nian arrived: "Didn't they come long ago? Where are they now?"
Nian Nian raised her finger and pointed at the steamed bun shop across the road, and the young lady in charge of taking pictures immediately turned the camera towards it. She happened to see Thunder Dragon and Xiao Ma using chopsticks to grab steamed buns. The two of them beat each other with chopsticks.
They were in a good mood, and their expressions were extremely serious. It didn't look like they were joking or performing at all, but they were really fighting.
Fortunately, Mouse was at the table next to them. He pulled the brim of his hat down low, fearing that others would know that he was in the same group as the two idiots next to him.
However, they are a little bit more of a double force, but the effect shown in the camera is really handsome, the offense and defense are exciting, and sometimes they can even perform beautiful combos, and they have obviously fought so fiercely.
However, it did not affect the guests at the next table at all, and the water in the glass on the table was not even shaken.
When Brother Zhang saw the two of them, he turned around helplessly and spread his hands towards Zhang Yao: "I'm used to it."
He was used to Zhang Yao but not so she rushed over angrily and slapped her hand on the table: "Have you had enough? Why don't you look at what time it is?"
After being attacked by the tigress, the two of them finally stopped. Then they glanced at the time. They both slapped the table and rushed towards the school. At this time, the mouse slowly stood up and paid the bill for them, then smiled.
Then he said to Zhang Yao: "Now you know how difficult it is for me. These are just two. When all twelve are gathered together, you will know what disaster is."
Zhang Yao crossed her arms and let out a sigh of relief, but had nothing to say.
A group of people entered the school. Because the performance was in the class, they had to wait there first and watch the performances of other children and parents.
In fact, the children from other families are not bad either. Some dance, some sing, some do cross talk, some do magic, there are even some who sing, play the violin, and play the piano. In short, everyone is trying their best to write the test, for fear of not being able to do it.
Show the most perfect side of your child.
They sat there all morning watching other people's performances, and then they all went to the school cafeteria to eat together. Then it was lunch break, and after the lunch break it was Nian Nian's turn to play.
Brother Zhang and the others didn't take any rest. After no one was in the room, they started setting up the performance stage. After Zhang Yao installed the projector and speakers, it was Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf's turn to put on makeup.
As for Brother Zhang, he is the simplest. He only needs to lie down on a small bed in the cardboard house and pretend to be a grandma, so his only prop is a wig, and when it comes to his scene, he only needs to cooperate with the wolf
Just eat and pop out of the wolf's belly.
The most troublesome thing about makeup is Pony, who has to completely act like a wolf, while the other little wolf, Nian Nian, just wears wolf ear hairpins.
When the lunch break was over, other parents came one after another, and the head teacher also came. So the show finally began.
"Is everyone here?" Zhang Yao asked the head teacher next to him: "It will start when everyone is here."
The head teacher roughly counted the heads, and then nodded to Zhang Yao.
Zhang Yao walked to the door of the room and closed the door, then pulled the curtains like this, then took out a remote control and clicked it. Suddenly the whole classroom was rendered into a 3D forest effect by a full-view slide projector, and all the children and parents in the room gathered together.
Qi let out a "Wow" sound.
And as several circulating fans spread out the fragrance with the smell of the forest, the immersion of the whole scene was directly increased, and the children in the audience in this dim forest held their breaths one by one.
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On the stage, the sounds of birds, cicadas, and even gurgling water appeared in the speakers. Then the lights slowly turned on, and small flowers and mushrooms began to grow on both sides. So far, everything was normal.
Until Little Red Riding Hood, played by Brontosaurus, came out from behind the scenes, the whole audience burst into laughter. I saw this 1.88-meter handsome boy wearing a tight little skirt and a red scarf on his head. He walked to the stage with a basket on his back. The laughter below
It never stopped for a moment.
The surrounding scenery began to change with the footsteps of Brontosaurus. When he came to a fork in the forest, a giant wolf suddenly jumped out. This was the giant wolf played by Xiao Ma. The wild wolf's eyes were exposed.
With a fierce light, he stared at "Little Red Riding Hood" and drooled from the corner of his mouth. He looked more real than a real wolf.
The children in the room were startled. Some timid girls had already grabbed the arms of their parents. Even some parents were frightened by such a scene.
However, all the tension collapsed with the appearance of the cute little wolf played by Nian Nian. The little wolf girl led the wild wolf to Little Red Riding Hood. At this time, Nian Nian's synthesized voice came from the speaker: "Little sister, you have to go
Where is it?"
"Little Red Riding Hood" who was picking mushrooms said with a smile: "My grandma is sick, and I am going to give her food."
"Then where does your grandma live?"
"My grandma lives at the end of the lane."
The tone of the middle-aged man who deliberately pretended to be a little girl and his unsystematic rough voice once again caused the whole room to burst into laughter. Even the head teacher laughed to the point of tears.
At this moment, the scene suddenly switched, and Little Red Riding Hood exited. The Wolf Girl and the Wild Wolf took a path to their grandma's house. They looked inside from the window, and here they could clearly see sparkling liquid flowing out of the corner of the Little Wolf Girl's mouth, and in the
After a while, the little wolf girl licked her lips and glanced down at the wild wolf. The wild wolf immediately understood, and then saw the wild wolf bumping hard. At the same time, the sound of breaking the door and grandma's exclamation came from the stereo.
In the next scene, the sound of the bed board clanging, the clicking of teeth crushing bones, and the heavy breathing of wild beasts tearing apart their prey could be heard from the stereo.
Although this scene was not directly shown, the sound effects combined with the light and shadow directly frightened everyone's nerves and made them feel hairy. Until suddenly a red liquid was splashed on the window of the paper house, and the accumulated emotions were finally released.
, the children in the audience below were so frightened that they screamed and cried. Even some parents subconsciously covered their eyes.
When the lights slowly turned on, they saw that the 3D effect of the set had been switched to the inside of the house. The bed was in a mess. Grandma was nowhere to be seen, but the little wolf girl was licking her lips, and the white pockets in front of her clothes were all red.
There were traces of it, and the quilt on the bed had already been stained red with red blood. The evil wolf was lying under the bed with its back to the audience, but judging from the clicking sound, the evil wolf was eating grandma's body.
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This has already frightened the children below, and the parents did not expect that a small performance within the class could be involved to this extent. The children's version of any horror movie could say this, it is too scary.
a little.
At this time, Little Red Riding Hood entered the room again, came to the door of the paper house and knocked on the door. As soon as the little wolf girl saw it, she immediately picked up the hair on the bed and put it on her head, then got into the bed and covered herself with the quilt.
"Come in."
The childish voice that deliberately imitated the old man came from the stereo, and then the old door hinge creaked with a trill, and the 1.88-meter Little Red Riding Hood walked in: "Grandma, I will bring you something to eat.
coming."
Afterwards, the plot returned to the normal plot of Little Red Riding Hood, and the children and parents finally breathed a sigh of relief. However, when Little Red Riding Hood exited and brought the hunter played by Mouse, the atmosphere of the scene began to change strangely again.
The hunter rushed into the room, pointed his shotgun at the little wolf girl on the bed, and fired twice. When the wolf heard that its owner had been killed, it jumped out from under the bed and started fighting with the hunter.
During the fight, the hunter's arm was suddenly bitten off and pulled off. The tragedy of the scene once again caused the whole audience to scream, but at the critical moment, Little Red Riding Hood grabbed the gun and shot the wolf to death.
However, the hunter also lay motionless on the ground due to excessive blood loss. Then Little Red Riding Hood rushed to the bed and cried for grandma. Then Little Red Riding Hood seemed to have thought of something and took out scissors and other props from the side and started to cut.
something.
It was another silent but creepy scene. From time to time, Little Red Riding Hood took out a strange thing that looked like a human body and flashed it. After he put everything on the bed, Little Red Riding Hood took out her needle and thread and started sewing.
, stitch by stitch, matched with the lightning and thunder outside, it was like a Frankenstein scene, and a group of children were frightened to the point of crying.
And when the exciting BGM stopped, suddenly the pieced-together dummy on the bed with a white wig sat up, and Little Zhang returned for a limited time... Then Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood hugged each other and cried.
At this point, the show is over, and then Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma, Little Wolf Girl, Wolf and Hunter all stood up, the lights in the room suddenly lit up, and a group of people bowed down on the stage.
The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then burst into warm applause.
And this part was photographed on the Internet, and the popularity was as fake as it was. Within half an hour after it was posted, the entire Internet was abuzz. Some people said that it was a cult and would scare children, and others said that it was based on the fairy tale itself.
,It is nothing special.
There are constant disputes between the two groups, but such popularity brings a lot of traffic. In addition to the contention, some people have specially set up Zhang Ruinian's children's bodyguard team to support her. The Yun Yang Daughters Group was also officially established today.
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Of course, those adults have also received considerable attention. The appearance of Little Red Riding Hood, a thunder dragon, has attracted imitations across the Internet. They are all handsome and strong men, and the effect is very good.
In just one day, their followers across the entire network have reached 10 million, making them the biggest hit this year.
Then a series of daily snippets of their lives were released. Anyway, in just a few months, Brother Zhang once again became the most popular person on the Internet. But unlike others who sell goods after becoming popular, they not only
If they don’t sell anything, they don’t even welcome others to disturb their lives.
"They want to see us use our superpowers." Thunder Dragon commented there and said, "How the hell do we have superpowers? How about I teach them how to practice?"
"Aren't you? That's okay too?" Zhang Yao said with a smile, holding a burrito in her hand: "Recruiting disciples online?"
"Let's give it a try." Thunder Dragon took a sip of his drink: "Promote traditional culture! Isn't this just an opportunity?"
"Then where do you plan to start teaching?"
"Let's get started." Thunder Dragon said after a moment of silence: "Then do I have to dress up like a god?"
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