"Hey, why do you look like a human being today? I've never seen you look so human."
After Brontosaurus came back, he saw Xiao Ma wearing glasses and sitting in the corner using a notebook. He looked very serious and seemed to be doing something.
"My article exploded." Xiao Ma raised his head and said, "The TV station called me and asked me to participate in a debate program."
Thunder Dragon laughed: "You? Just you? Are you going to debate? You are so pushy that you will kill everyone?"
But Brother Zhang asked with great interest: "What's the topic?"
"On whether the world needs a savior or not."
"Then which end are you from?"
Xiao Ma turned the notebook over and showed it to Brother Zhang: "I am the opposite. My point of view is that the world does not need a savior at all. No one can save the world. The most people can do is to save themselves. This is my seven years
The paper I wrote before has been dug out, and I will prepare it when the time comes."
"A master's degree in philosophy is incredible." Lei Long said sourly. Brother Zhang dropped out of school in the second grade of junior high school, and he went out to practice Buddhism after graduating from elementary school, so he had no chance to study in school.
So sometimes when culture is discussed, Thunder Dragon is always at the bottom of the contempt chain. But among the Twelve Spirits, if they were ranked by academic qualifications, no one would have thought that the top one would actually be Sister Gou, let alone Sister Gou.
It would come to mind that Sister Dog’s major is materials science, and she has a PhD in materials science. In other words, the dog who knows how to take a bath all day long is an advanced talent who has participated in the research and development of domestic invisible coatings and received a bonus. And the reason why she
The main reason why she has such an outstanding talent is that when she was studying the effects of various materials on her tracking ability, she accidentally discovered that materials that have a greater impact on her are more capable of absorbing radar waves, so...
Anyway, it was an accident that accelerated the research progress of domestic stealth coatings, but she was very homely by nature, so she returned to Chang'an Lane during the most prosperous time and took baths all day long.
Ranked second is Shan Dawang. Despite his appearance, Shan Dawang is a nouveau riche. He owns a KTV and speaks with a Shishi accent all day long. One boss is older than the other boss, but in fact, Shan Dawang is a top academic. He is
He is a master of the three disciplines of linguistics, fossil anthropology and biology. He has the highest postgraduate degree and the most advanced university is Cambridge.
Xiao Ma is the third one, a graduate student in the Department of Philosophy.
The fourth one is Niu Niu. Niu Niu is also a person who has gone to college, with an ordinary undergraduate degree.
The rest can be said to be rotten fish and shrimps. Xiao Zhang is in the second grade of junior high school, Lei Long is in the fifth grade, Mo Zi is in the third grade of junior high school, and Aji dropped out of high school in the second grade. I don’t know the rest yet, but I guess there won’t be any bigger breakthroughs.
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"Some people don't want to help when they are in elementary school. It's boring, really." Xiao Ma chuckled: "I don't even want you to think about the world. I'm just asking you if you understand the words here."
"You are amazing, you went to school."
Brontosaurus is a quick talker, but he has never been able to win in this matter, because he is really uneducated, and this is one of his few shortcomings and weaknesses, and it is a bit sad to mention it.
The injured Brontosaurus came up to Brother Zhang, pointed at Xiaoma and complained: "Look at this guy, he is really incompetent. He doesn't know how high his tail is. You can take care of him."
Brother Zhang turned around, picked up a piece of grilled sausage and stuffed it into Brontosaurus's mouth: "I'm not educated either."
Hearing what he said, Xiao Ma turned around and said: "It's different. You are completely different from some people. You have been able to think and read here all these years. Some people have not had a serious job for many years. People say that they have traveled thousands of miles and studied thousands of miles."
Juan Shu, but some people travel thousands of miles just to pick up girls, and there must be an ex-girlfriend within a ten-kilometer radius. Such people deserve to be uneducated."
Thunder Dragon pointed at him and cursed: "You're going to hit me, are you going to hit me?"
"I'm not talking about you. There are people like this everywhere."
Thunder Dragon snorted, muttered, and cursed for a while, then suddenly remembered something, picked up the phone and sent a message to Niu Niu. After sending it, he put down the phone and said to Brother Zhang: "By the way, the rat's apprentice
It’s so lifelike and powerful that it can bypass Zhang Yao’s crystal prison.”
Brother Zhang smiled: "Don't underestimate the world's heroes."
"That's considered a hammer hero."
After speaking, Thunder Dragon held the sausage and came to the window to look outside. It was drizzling at the moment, but there were two people standing under the big sycamore tree outside the window. It was Chen Shi and Yu Heng. They were motionless there, their hair was all wet.
It was covered in wisps of rain and looked extremely miserable.
"What are those two guys doing?"
Brontosaurus chewed the sausage and turned to Xu Wei: "How long have they been like this? Have they been to the hospital?"
Xu Wei chuckled loudly, and answered after a long time: "They are fighting here with their minds, and they stand there for three or four hours every day."
"ill."
While they were talking, Xiao Ma got up and walked to the back room to take out Daxia Longque and Xuanyuan Xiayu and put them on the table. While describing the postures of these two swords on the paper, he was mumbling:
What are you holding on to, and then Leng Buding will hold one of them and kiss her, it feels like a pervert.
"Silly beep." Thunder Dragon cursed.
While he was talking, Niu Niu rushed in at a trot: "Brothers, boss, I'm here!"
As he said that, he took a bag from his armpit and sat in front of Brother Zhang: "Boss, didn't you say you want to go to college? I just called the principal of the school here and told him about 500 million yuan in funding.
Can you add a library to give me five places? He said it can be done at any time, and he will ask you to register tomorrow."
After saying that, he took out the faxed admission notice from the bag: "Specially recruited."
Brother Zhang: "???"
Seeing Brother Zhang's confused expression, Niu Niu turned back to look at Thunder Dragon: "Ah, brother..."
"Ah, this..." Brontosaurus scratched his nose and came over and coughed twice: "That's what it is. I plan to go to school. I think it would be awkward for me to go alone, so..."
Brother Zhang pointed at himself: "Do you think I look like a student?"
Not to mention, it looks quite similar. Put on jeans, sneakers and a cheap T-shirt. Isn’t this the freshman template that the seniors love most?
But Brother Zhang feels that he is not the same. He has a very strange self-perception, that is, he is ugly and has no advantages in appearance except that he is a little taller. Even though he has been the leading actor in a movie, he is still
One of the hottest Internet celebrities so far, more than 100,000 girls call him husband through the screen every day, but he has always maintained this strange perception.
"If you don't want to go, then I'll try." Thunder Dragon chuckled: "Is there anyone else who wants to try? Will the mouse go?"
The mouse who was collecting materials raised his head and said: "Get lost."
"I'll call Aji and ask Aji. Aji might be interested."
Thunder Dragon called Ah Ji, but Ah Ji said that he was currently giving lectures to his young apprentice, and that he might soon recruit a new apprentice to supplement the two generals, and that he was currently unavailable. He could give it a try next semester.
Brontosaurus walked around and found that he was the only one going there, so he walked out with his hands behind his back, and after a while he brought three people over. One was the zombie brother who wrote about it. He now needs to eat Ananda once every five months.
Tuolong's dragon skin soup can always maintain the appearance of a normal person. In order to write, he decided to experience college life.
One is Yang Junfeng, who knows how to make money in Nanhe. He said that although he went to college, he has nothing to do recently and Master Pi ran away again, so it would be a good idea to follow him for some fun.
Another one was Yu Heng who was soaked wet. Lei Long told Chen Shi that university is a place to quickly train your mind, and that that place is the best starting point for training in the world of mortals.
In this way, Thunder Dragon deceived Chen Shi's precious apprentice.
Brother Zhang looked at these people and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but he was used to it. Thunder Dragon has never been a peaceful master. He only has three minutes to do everything. Let him go.
There has been no news about the spirit snake so far, so that's fine. After being beaten once, he has never gone out to look for anyone again.
They sat there and started chatting with Niu Niu about going to school tomorrow. Brother Zhang called Xu Wei, and then he called Nian Nian with his lunch box and rode a small electric donkey to deliver meals to the hospital.
Although Nian Nian doesn't speak many words, he has to visit Zhang Yao every day. She likes that big sister very much, so Brother Zhang takes advantage of the meal delivery time to take Nian Nian to visit her lying in the hospital bed every day.
Zhang Yao above.
After passing by, only Tianhu King was sitting there. When he saw Brother Zhang coming, he smiled and said: "She has built a steel plant with an annual output of 500 tons, and has also monopolized the coal resources around Mount Tai. In a few days,
One day she will go to Zhuolu Central Plains."
Brother Zhang laughed, handed him the lunch box, and sat next to him: "How is she doing?"
"Not good." The Sky Fox King shook his head and said: "Although the soul has been temporarily saved, the injuries on the body are too serious. If even the medicine refined by the divine cauldron is useless, then we can only use the last method."
"What?"
"The bodies of mortals are not like people like us. As long as their spiritual consciousness is still in the body, they can change it at will. Their spiritual consciousness is attached to the body. Without the body, there will be no soul, and it will disappear. And her body
It can only last for twenty days at most. If the medicine of the divine tripod is useless, it can only live for twenty days." The Sky Fox King held the lunch box in both hands and bit the chicken head inside: "The last way is to complete the consciousness upload.
You create a parallel world for her alone. Then bring her over from that parallel world and send her body to that world. This will neither violate the principle of non-resurrection nor the conservation of matter."
Brother Zhang blinked his eyes quickly, and he suddenly found that he had become unfamiliar with this world, and he could actually operate like this... Otherwise, the fox is cunning. It is a pity that the Sky Fox King is not an accountant, otherwise he would
With his ability to change his thinking, it is not possible for so many celebrities to be locked up for tax evasion and use sewing machines.
Sitting there and thinking for a long time... Xiao Zhang suddenly didn't know where to complain about this guy.
The Sky Fox King also finished eating the chicken at this time and raised his head to look at Brother Zhang: "No wonder Liu Liyue doesn't want to go home. She eats this chicken every day. Which fox would want to go back and eat raw meat again."
"Do you eat raw meat?"
"The sect that worships the moon is not allowed to light fires, okay? Besides, we are foxes. What do foxes eat if they don't eat raw meat?" The Sky Fox King took out the Kuoluo he bought and opened it and took a sip: "I originally wanted my second brother to ascend the throne.
Yes, but in the end the oracle chose me as the Heavenly Fox King, and I was really chosen. They know how to make up stories all day long, saying how noble and rare the Heavenly Fox King is. Isn’t this nonsense? I’m just a human being.
I'm just a little fox who is greedy for the world of mortals. What I like most is the human world."
"So you turn a blind eye to the fox tribe's intermarriage?"
"Hahahaha, who says it's not the case? It's just..." Sky Fox King's eyes gradually became lonely: "Short-lived species cannot live together until old age. I have only just reached middle age after living for 10,000 years, and 10,000 years ago, humans still had
The stone spear is howling and chasing the mammoth."
The Sky Fox King is holy, noble, and majestic over there, but Brother Zhang knows that among the little foxes who have become attached to their family, except for the second and fourth children who are more serious, the others are either lazy, slippery, mean, or funny.
Humor, the Sky Fox King in front of me is Lao Qi, the one who likes to talk nonsense and be humorous.
Speaking of this, the Sky Fox King paused and pointed to Zhang Yao on the bed: "Actually, there is no way, but it is very difficult, and after it is completed, she may never be an ordinary person again."
"how?"
"Refining corpses." Sky Fox King looked at Brother Zhang: "If the divine tripod fails, just find someone to refine her into a drought demon. It will be difficult for others to reach the sky, but it should be no problem for you.
Well, I also know that Qing Lingzi is the best in the world in the art of refining corpses, so you leave it to him."
Brother Zhang shook his head again and laughed, and pointed at Zhang Yao on the hospital bed and said: "She has been strong, conceited, and proud all her life. She will not allow others to modify her body."
"I understand, then be prepared. If you don't succeed in refining the medicine, go straight to the crematorium. I can help her make this huge dream go back and forth a few times as compensation."
Brother Zhang sat there and said nothing, just sighed softly.
At this time, the Sky Fox King laughed and patted Brother Zhang on the shoulder: "I'm kidding, it's not that exaggerated. If the medicine fails to be refined, I can just take her back to the mountain and sea realm. Do you remember Jinsi Liu? Liu
Xian'er. She is a good at sewing. Although she may not be as flexible as before, she will not die after all."
Brother Zhang smiled and punched him: "After becoming the Fox King, I still have surprises all day long."
"But after all, it's not as good as the original body. It's best if the Shending is more effective."
At this moment, two mysterious-looking foreigners walked out of the international airport. They only carried a cup bag containing some handicrafts. After walking out of the airport, they got into a taxi.
Then I used a translator to tell the driver to take them to the largest cemetery in the area, but that damn translator...it translated this cemetery into a cemetery.
So the driver turned around and looked at the two foreign comrades who had traveled thousands of miles to pay homage to the cemetery with reverent eyes, and then he stepped on the accelerator and drove them to the largest cemetery in GZ.
The two best necromancers from the best secret magic organizations in the Great Corruption Empire stood at the door of the cemetery. They could feel the unparalleled power surging underground. The two looked at each other and couldn't hide their hearts.
Excited and excited, I climbed over the wall and walked in.
And that night, everyone in GZ City heard the loud bugle sound...
At four o'clock in the morning, Mouzi received a call, saying that there were two seriously injured foreigners here. He didn't know what the situation was, and asked Mouzi to go and take a look.
When Mouse went to the hospital and saw these two people, they were so tortured...it was like there was no good flesh on their bodies. One had fallen into a coma while the other was still somewhat conscious and kept muttering something about Val.
Halla, Valhalla.
"What does Valhalla mean?"
Mouse's deputy took out his cell phone to check, scratched his head and said: "It should be the word Valhalla. This is the Hall of Valhalla in the kingdom of Asgard in Norse mythology."
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