"Being a twelve spirit is actually quite simple. After all, it's just that little thing. Most of the time is spent eating and waiting to die. You look at them glamorous, but in fact nine out of ten
It’s trash.”
Thunder Dragon, who was kneeling there, was patiently explaining to Xu Wei how to be a Twelve Spirit. After all, he was a disciple, so he did not hide his words. He was very direct and hard to listen to. However, as a veteran Twelve Spirit, it was rare for a serious Thunder Dragon to do so.
The dragon can still say something useful.
"Including me, I'm actually a waste. It's just because I have a good background and have innate advantages. If the combat power is spread out, the corpse can hang up the twelve spirits and beat them. Although I am not convinced, I have to admit it.
." Thunder Dragon scratched his chin and continued: "But don't be discouraged, the twelve spirits also have advantages, there is someone above each of us..."
Xu Wei looked at Thunder Dragon in shock and said, "Huh?"
"You may not know why the Twelve Spirits are said to be of good origin, right here. Let me give you a few examples, let me just say that the Thunder Dragon in the first life is the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Universal Transformation Heavenly Lord, which is
One of the three dragons sitting down in the incarnation of the Antarctic Immortal Emperor, the God of Thunder is here. Hehe, I really can't beat him. I can't call the Thunder Emperor, so I call my two brothers. It's not impossible. It's a little bit of face.
There are still some." Thunder Dragon continued in a low voice: "Sister, my big cat, the Huniu of the Fuhu Arhat, the secret crush of the public transport class, and the sister of Wen Caishen. Isn't this a big deal?"
"Ah..." Xu Wei covered her mouth and looked at Thunder Dragon in disbelief: "What about Brother Mouse?"
"He is really just a mortal, but his master in his first life was famous. He was Master Bai Ze from the deity group of the Mountain and Sea Realm."
"Wow!!!! Bai Ze's apprentice!"
"Ang, very awesome." Thunder Dragon sighed and said: "The twelve spirits you see are all fighting and killing, but whoever becomes the twelve spirits is a human being. This is the world. First
One of the Daishuangsha is my sister Gou. Her backer is Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun. It’s easy to know that he is Erlang Shen. The Twelve Spirits can be said to have people from all over the three realms coming here."
Xu Wei nodded repeatedly: "Then... that is to say, although our twelve spirits say that we are the guardians of the human world, in fact..."
"Oh, that's right." Thunder Dragon patted Xu Wei's head: "The apprentice is not stupid. In fact, he is the product of everyone's stalemate. In the end, you just came up with two and I came up with two, and everyone joined in. So in Twelve Spirits
There are also people who are close to each other. I have the best relationship with my two sisters and Mouse. Pig has no good relationship with anyone because he is from the Netherworld and the Demon Realm. Except for the Holy Lord, he just listens to the instructions but does not listen to the propaganda among the Twelve Spirits.
, Horses and Snakes have a good relationship, because they are both people from the cafe over there and are descended from Kunlun. Anyway, you will know it later, just think about it slowly."
"Oh, I see."
"That's right." Thunder Dragon suddenly thought of something, turned around and said to Xu Wei: "Although I am very crazy, there is one thing I dare not touch, that is, don't go 1V1 with Qing Lingzi, you can't beat me
.”
"Yes, you always talk about Qing Lingzi Qing Lingzi. I know this name, but I haven't heard of it in detail."
"Qing Lingzi is a legend. He was born in the Kunlun Mountains, and he destroyed the Kunlun Mountains. He was inspired by the Holy Lord to kill evildoers and become demons. He is loyal and loyal. He is said to be an earthly immortal, but in fact
He is almost a god. My eldest sister and I fought to the death to be able to fight him 50-50. This was only possible after I changed into an awesome body. It was not enough before." Thunder Dragon sighed dejectedly: "
I was swearing a lot, but in my heart I was convinced. Qing Lingzi's spells, techniques, body, weapons, formations, and illusions were all top-notch, pure hexagonal warriors. The Twelve Spirits lost to him back then, even though it was obvious
On the surface, I blindly broke through the formation, but in fact, those twelve spirits were really at the end of their might."
"But how could such a powerful person be buried by Qin Shihuang?"
"Sister, that is the luck of the real dragon, blessed by Jiuzhou. Our Lady of Yaochi shook her head when she saw it. What can Qing Lingzi do? One cast of twelve golden men can shock the immortals and demons." Lei Long said with a smile: "In
Under great luck, personal strength and weakness are just like playing."
"Oh...that's it. I'm still so nervous."
"Why are you nervous?" Brontosaurus fumbled in his pocket and took out his cell phone: "Write down these numbers. If you really can't call them, call them."
Xu Wei wrote down the number and asked curiously: "Who are these?"
"Thirty-six Generals of the Lei Department, you will give me some face. Besides, successors are scarce now, and young people are not willing to practice and suffer. You are a true disciple of the Lei Department, and everyone must treat you as a disciple."
"Baby." Thunder Dragon said with a smile: "I've told you, the world is a worldly world, so when you call me, tell yourself that you are Thunder Dragon's apprentice. I can't beat him now. Please help me, uncle or uncle."
People."
"Then what?"
"Then? Within ten seconds, thunder traveled thousands of miles. There is nothing special about our Lao Wen family, we just protect our shortcomings."
Xu Wei said oh, and then knelt beside Thunder Dragon, chatting in detail about some insignificant topics. Thunder Dragon said that it didn't matter even if he was stripped of his twelve spirit identities. Xu Wei asked him why, but Thunder Dragon said
He didn't explicitly say that he just wanted her to think about what it means to be humane and worldly. He also said: "Let's put it this way, if you are an official under the emperor, it doesn't matter if you are usually greedy and slippery. But when it is time to do something, you have to do something.
, you have to do things that the emperor cannot ask for, and you have to happily take the blame that the emperor cannot bear. If something goes wrong, a smart emperor will never kill you, because he knows that if he kills you, he will not be able to do it in the future.
No one dares to take the blame for him, and no one will do things for him. Even if the whole world thinks you are a jester or a traitor, as long as the emperor thinks you do this well, then you are a good employee. It's your turn.
When someone wants to take advantage of you, the emperor will come out to protect you, don't worry."
"Ah...is it so complicated?"
"The world is full of people. Do you really think I saved Zhang Yao? I tell you clearly, Zhang Yao was saved by the one who was grilling sausages in front of me." Lei Long laughed and whispered: "Why should I save her? Because she has a long hair.
Do you have to be beautiful? Of course not. In that position, you can choose any of the fairies in the world, such as peach fairies, apricot fairies, or Amaterasu. As long as he is willing, he can change dozens or twenty of them in one night, and it will take one round.
It will take hundreds of years. Why? Isn't it just because Zhang Yao really does things? The things she does help the Holy Father to relieve his worries."
"But isn't Sister Yaoyao just trying to make money for herself?"
"She is much smarter than you. That bitch knows how to use self-interested behavior to do altruistic things." Thunder Dragon knelt there and laughed: "Look, let's pick a few things at random. A Spirit Sword Stone
, it seems to be making a profit, but in fact it is helping Ma Tiehua to open up the relationship network of various sects. Going to jail seems to be a huge profit, but it is to solve a serious problem for the leader of the Twelve Spirits. Reform.
Chang'an Lane, you think she is trying to cheat money, but you will know when you look at the scale and plan of the renovation. This is redesigning the base for the Twelve Spirits. Not to mention that she is trying her best to take care of the little princess of Chang'an Lane, and even
It was blocked and turned into what it is now. The emperor didn't say anything, but the emperor saw it. Not to mention that it was a waste of so much money to take in a few demon gods and give them to such useless things as Pi Ye and rhubarb.
These are either the people and things that worry His Majesty, or the popular people in front of His Majesty. If it were anyone else, who would be able to understand?"
"It's so complicated...I thought..."
"Don't think so. Things in the world are not what you think." Thunder Dragon put his hands on his knees: "Everyone thinks I am a fool, but think about it, if I am really a fool, what will happen to me?"
This time you were killed by Black Guanyin, you should be a thunder dragon. Do you understand what I mean?"
"But isn't that because you were injured at work?"
"A work-related injury is a hammer work-related injury." Thunder Dragon curled his lips: "Does he still know that the spirit snake is not with Xiao Baga at all? Rats can find it, how can he not know? Of course he knows, he just doesn't want to find it, even if it is
He gave the order, but he still didn't want to look for it. Because the new spirit snake came, the old little sister was completely gone. He had been blaming himself for this for many years, but he didn't say anything. I took the spirit snake and found it.
The mission of the snake, and then go out for a wander, is to travel according to the order, and there is no way to postpone it until it can no longer be postponed. Otherwise, it can be delayed as long as it takes. I just didn’t expect that this day would come so quickly. If I don’t find the twelve spirits of the snake,
It’s useless.”
"So that's it..."
"Then why did he take back your speech spirit..."
"Haha, you are so stupid." Thunder Dragon lowered his voice and said, "You can figure this out for yourself, I won't say anything."
Xu Wei said oh, thought for a long time, and then suddenly slapped her thigh: "It's just to accept Brother Mouse's spirit of speech in a legitimate way."
Thunder Dragon smiled and said nothing, his eyes filled with relief: "Understand, no matter how kind and easy-to-talk he is, he is also the master, the parent, and the emperor of the secret world. You can't feel that you are just because he treats you well.
You can be unscrupulous, but you have to keep some respect and consideration. There is no fool among the twelve spirits, even that stupid cow."
"He...he doesn't look really smart."
"Are you really not smart? Think about it carefully. What was the first gift he sent?"
"Postcard."
"What is your favorite thing, Brother Zhang?"
"Postcard." After saying this, Xu Wei suddenly realized and looked at Thunder Dragon with disbelief: "Ah... turns out he knows everything!"
"Sometimes intelligence does not have to be expressed in a shrewd way. Clumsy intelligence is more likable. Who doesn't like honest people who are loyal and loyal?" Thunder Dragon sighed: "You still have a long way to go.
You must sometimes feel that I am a fool, right?"
"Ah? No!"
"There must be, but it doesn't matter. You just need to know that Lei Fa Tianlong is the first person in the world to do magic."
After saying that, Thunder Dragon looked at the sky outside: "Go away, you have to get up early tomorrow, don't lose my people in the future."
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