This time, the mouse was sitting in the crystal prison interrogating the two magicians. There were originally three of them, but one of them was burned by Aunt Liu. The mouse had already verbally criticized Aunt Liu.
The reason why we chose this place for interrogation is because last time, the remote control of the eighth or even ninth generation Merlin caused the suspect to die suddenly on the spot, and the Crystal Prison is no joke. If it can still penetrate here, then
I'll have to go to Zhang Yao's after-sales service tomorrow.
"The Magical Federation is an organization formed after the integration of the ministries of magic and covens of various countries, replacing the functions of the original Ministry of Magic. It has integrated the ministries of magic of many countries, and its full name is now the Anglo-Saxon Federation of Magical Enterprises. It has dual headquarters, one in London.
The person in charge of New York and London is Merlin of all generations. The person in charge of New York is very mysterious and there is no specific information. The only branch in Asia is in Xiaobaga, which is now renamed Tokyo Magic Board Game Club, but it is actually the former Ministry of Magic.
Now the Magic Federation."
The person who answered the mouse was not the wizard opposite but the King of the Mountain who came to assist the mouse as a translator.
To be honest, even the wizards themselves were surprised by the profound knowledge of this oriental man. He was even able to skillfully memorize the magic weapons and magic circles they used, and he couldn't fool him even if he wanted to.
"Are you Wanwan?"
"You can't develop even if you have it. You don't know how strong my goddess Mazu is." King Shan laughed loudly: "The best goddess in the world, okay?"
The mouse was silent for a moment and then laughed: "That's right."
The interrogation continued. In fact, just like the two necromancers last time, the three necromancers this time were also necromancers. The purpose of their coming here was to retaliate, to cause chaos and death, but they didn't know who they were.
Whether it's bad brains or bad luck, there is always something that is not good. When they came here for the first time, they were summoning souls in the Hall of Valor, and the sun was burning in the abyss. The old man who greeted the Charge head-on is still in a coma.
However, the doctor said that he was probably in a vegetative state and the chance of waking up was extremely slim.
And they, the second group of people, learned their lesson and did not do unnecessary things. They directly used the black tiger to dig out the hearts of the rats and their lairs. But how can I put it? It can only be said that they died before they started. The plan did not work.
Before it started smoothly, Aunt Liu from the Discipline Inspection Commission led a team to eliminate it.
"It's really a bit miserable."
King Shan looked at their confessions and shook his head with a smile: "My mother Liu is still strong."
"No, she almost became my master's wife. Brother Zhang had to call her aunt when he saw her." Mouse folded his arms and turned his head to the mountain king and said: "By the way, how many people are there in Mom's fire prevention team now?"
Mouse wrote a row of super nice names for the witnesses on the record - Liu Xiwu, Sun Miaoling, Zhou Mixian, Han Shuiyun, Yang Huan'er.
Seeing this row of names, it is really difficult to equate the aunts and aunts who usually work hard for their sons and grandchildren. And going back another 40 years, these aunts and aunts in their 50s and 60s were young and beautiful at that time.
In the prime of life, those who took out the list were all famous people in the world. They may not be as high-spirited as they used to be due to the passage of time, but there is one thing to say, the abilities of these little old men and old ladies are really not bragging.
Yes, Chang'an Lane is a modest place to say that it is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The original intention of establishing Chang'an Lane itself is to provide a shelter for these people, a small circle that belongs to them, and will not let such people live in this weird city.
In light and shadow.
Now that people are being bullied to the point of being bullied, sometimes it is necessary to let them understand what kind of ghostly place Chang'an Lane is.
Mouse pondered for a moment, then took out his cell phone and called Brother Zhang: "Boss, apply for a project."
"What project?" Brother Zhang asked on the phone.
"It's just... look, the uncles and aunts in Chang'an Lane haven't organized any activities for so many years. I want to organize this group of aunts and uncles to go out and play."
Brother Zhang said with a long voice: "Don't make too much trouble."
"yes!"
After hanging up the phone, Mouzi dialed Huniu with a smile on his face: "Sister, I, Mouzi, call for money."
After the money arrived, Mouzi typed up a plan in the office and sent it to Huniu. Then he went out for supper with Shan Dawang and then went home, and even scrutinized it. Since they were playing like this, then...
Have fun.
Early the next morning, Mouzi set up a small table at the entrance of the alley, and then gathered there with Aunt Liu and other key members of the neighborhood committee to chat.
"You guys have also seen that for so many years, I haven't said anything about taking the neighbors in the alley out to play. This time, my brother Zhang agreed and said that we would pay to take my uncles, aunts and uncles out for a trip. This is
Can you please help me with the registration form?"
When they heard about such a good thing, a few aunts naturally volunteered. They were the land guardians of this place and knew everyone. After a whole morning of their efforts, Chang'an Lane came to life.
"Anyone over forty years old can sign up. The Holy Master will pay for us to go out and have fun." Aunt Liu greeted everyone when she saw someone: "That old man over there, come and sign up."
Soon, old men and women gathered under the big sycamore tree, and they started discussing. They said they were going to Europe for a trip, with all food, accommodation and travel expenses included, with car pick-up and drop-off all the way, and even the travel items were arranged.
Well, I went by plane and took a luxury cruise when I came back. The whole journey took about three months.
This group of little old men and old ladies were very happy. Twenty or thirty people signed up in one morning. The remaining ones who had not signed up also went back to discuss with their sons and grandsons. When it was time to have lunch, Chen
I strolled under the big sycamore tree and looked at the registration form, then I called to Aunt Liu who was dozing off: "What are you doing?"
"Let's go out and play. The Holy Master said that we haven't organized an activity for several years. He will take us to Europe for a tour. It's a rare opportunity. Do you want to give it a try?"
Chen Shi looked at the tourism items and countries on the form and pondered for a while. He said that he had traveled all over the world, but he had never left Asia. The farthest he had been was Vietnam. This meant that he had traveled to Europe.
, the old drunkard was actually a little tempted.
"Board and board are included?"
"Everything is covered. I was told that we only need to bring a change of clothes and everything else is covered."
"Can I drink?"
"You don't know anything at first glance. How can I check your sip of wine even though the Holy Master has opened his mouth?"
When Chen Shi heard this, he immediately smiled and nodded hurriedly: "In that case, just sign up."
Just like that, by the afternoon, more than fifty people had signed up. On the third day, the total number of people totaled more than a hundred. A tour group of one hundred old men and old ladies was not a small group. Even a mouse saw the list.
Everyone's scalp is numb.
"Mother Liu, are there too many people here?"
"What? Not enough money? Then where do you want me to put my old face? I have already boasted, how much is the difference? If the difference is a hundred or eighty thousand, your mother Liu will make up for it for you."
Mouse sighed: "Can it be a matter of money? For example, if a group of old men and women go out for three or four months, can their bodies handle it?"
"Boy, don't look down on people. Your mother Liu didn't let those sick people sign up. Those who can be taken out are all in good health. If the law doesn't allow it, we can fly over by ourselves.
"
"Hey, you're flying by yourself, a bunch of wild geese, right?" The mouse put down the list: "Okay, that's all, but you'll be a little more tired this time, and take care of it outside then, and I'll ask them to find a few
An excellent tour guide.”
Speaking of this, Mouse even emphasized his tone and said, "Mother Liu, please don't cause trouble for me outside!"
Of course, Aunt Liu happily agreed, patted the mouse and said, "How can you do it? We are all half dead."
After everything was ready, probably on the morning of September 7th, three buses slowly loaded up the adults and aunties who had been waiting at the entrance of the alley for a long time and took them away. The rats didn't care about money, anyway.
With the money allocated from above, we hired a top tour guide from the top travel agency in the country to lead the group. Before leaving, he told the tour guide that there was nothing else but that these uncles and aunts should eat well, drink well, have fun, and nothing else.
This list is very big, and one opening is enough for the travel agency for two years, so all the gold medal tour guides are patting their chests and ensuring that they will serve these adults comfortably.
As for exit procedures and travel, they are all professional. The uncle and aunt have no criminal record when they come, and they will not do anything bad. Moreover, it can stimulate consumption there, and the procedures on both sides are completed very quickly. Basically
You can fly directly from HK to London without stopping.
And there was a little incident when they left, that is, Chen Shi, the first among the old men, actually got carsick. After getting in the car, he took three motion sickness pills. The old man and the old lady were singing and dancing in the car, and he slept like a pig.
After watching the uncles and aunts leave, Mouse breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Xiao Ma came up and whispered: "Is something going to happen?"
"What happened?" Mouse pointed to the place where the bus disappeared: "You don't know what those trucks are transporting, do you? As long as the Three Realms don't interfere, they can tear the European continent into pieces."
"What about the intervention of the upper three realms?"
The mouse pursed his lips and laughed, turned his head and glanced at the black-skinned Dalai Lai who was buying fried pancakes from the breakfast shop nearby: "Then throw Quetzalcoatl over."
"Hold the grass..." Xiao Ma gave a thumbs up: "You are still the most ruthless."
In this way, a group of harmless old men and women rushed to the vast Europe. Without the old men and old ladies, Chang'an Alley suddenly became deserted. The sun was still dappled, but no one could see the people sitting waving fans.
The old man enjoying the cool under the tree could not see the scene where the quarrel was so loud over a move of chess. Even the fragrance of the food in the alley was a little thin.
"Speaking of which, these old guys can be considered the seniors in the world of cultivation, right?" Spider Spirit and Centipede Spirit chatted under the big sycamore tree. They were old enough, but they had to endure the pain because they had to go to work.
I gave up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and now I can only say something bitter when we meet here: "I wonder if those old arms and legs are still strong, don't die on the road."
"You have forgotten the time when you were pushed to the ground and beaten by them, right?" Centipede Jing said with a smile, and then suddenly saw White Snake walking past them.
"Why don't you go out and play for a while?"
White Snake's almond-shaped eyes widened: "Am I that old?"
"Stop making trouble, you are over two thousand years old and you are the best in Chang'an Alley."
"Look for a fight!" The white lady picked up a branch and rushed over to fight the centipede.
The centipede spirit laughed loudly and put on the performance of King Qin's circumambulation of the pillar, but was stopped by the big spider: "Speaking of which, don't you think there is something wrong? I just caught a few British guys who were doing harm a few days ago, so I took this gang
The old beast has been let out, and I feel something is wrong."
"You think they don't know, just stretch your muscles and bones." Bai Niangzi threw down the branch and said: "They have been bored for decades, and people in the world don't respect them much. Where is this place? It's those foreign barbarians who dare to
Are they here to cause nuisance? Let me see, I’m afraid they’re going to cause a scene if they go out this time.”
"Then let's just wait and see the news?"
"Let's see."
Several monsters laughed together, then packed up their things and went to work.
In the evening, the business of the small restaurant is particularly good. Because there are no parents, grandparents, and grandparents to cook at home, the young people in the alley directly use it as a canteen, and there is an endless stream of people coming and going. Xu Wei Fried Rice
The shovels all scratched sparks on the iron plate, and sometimes I even had to use my left hand to fry rice noodles with my left hand and the right hand to fry eggs.
Mouzi was sitting in the back room with a bottle of beer, dressed in flowers and hair, drinking and playing with his mobile phone. At this time, his Aunt Liu in the group posted what they looked like after getting on the plane. The most conspicuous one was Chen Shichen who was always in a comatose state.
Old weirdo.
"I asked, has your master never been in a car?" Mouse turned to Yu Heng and said, "He slept from morning to night."
"Master...after all, he has lived for hundreds of years, so he must be somewhat resistant to these new things." Yu Heng shook his head and said: "You can't blame him, after all, he can cross the Yangtze River with a leaf, let him fly
Taking a car is a bit aggrieved."
Mouse sneered and looked up at Brother Zhang: "Right now, I just hope that the ninth-generation Merlin can have a good sleep."
Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head. These old men and women really don't have a fuel-efficient lamp. With their current posture, I really don't know what trouble they will cause.
But it’s not a big problem. Although they were all kings in the arena back then and are now old, they are all smart. The saying that the older is still smarter is no joke.
The rest is waiting. As for safety, Brother Zhang is not worried, because their strength is far from reaching the level where they need to send out the upper three realms to stop them. If the gods over there intervene, then I'm sorry. Children are fighting.
Adults are not allowed to interfere. Once they interfere, the two families will start fighting. At that time, it will be the parents' turn to go out and argue, and the Western families are very clever. If they are not sure of victory, they will definitely be cowardly.
"Now we turn to Chapter 6, Section 5 of the Book of the Dead." Dahuang squatted in front of a book and muttered: "Disease is like..."
Brother Zhang pinched its mouth, then pulled the Book of the Dead in front of it to one side and closed it, and the rat's face slowly recovered from the pale color: "Don't do this to me.
, you’re going to cause a fucking humanitarian disaster.”
"The Angsa gang is going to die a good death." Da Huang purred in his throat and looked extremely angry: "I can't wait for them to die!"
"I know you have hatred, but if you really do this, aren't you making it difficult for Brother Zhang? When the time comes, do you want to deal with you or not to deal with you? If you deal with you, you will definitely die. If you don't deal with you, how will he manage him in the future?
Go to the Three Realms?" Mouse patted Dahuang on the head: "Be patient for now, and I will avenge you when I get the chance."
And just as they were surrounding Dahuang and starting to persuade, Thunder Dragon strolled in happily, followed by his friends in the dormitory, and walked over with a cheerful face: "Hello, comrades, I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Hey, isn't this a big star? Why do you have time to visit me today?"
Dahuang raised his head and looked at Brontosaurus, and this talking cat directly frightened Brontosaurus's little brothers, but Brontosaurus said indifferently: "Come here and be patient, there will be no live broadcast today.
"
"How do you hook up with female fans?" Xiao Ma turned around and laughed: "Looking at you like this, you probably have a lot of hookups, right?"
"Hey, you are really wrong about this. I wish I had a little girl who would risk her own life for me, but now when I open the private message, the screen is full of male fans at war with each other. Oops, it's so annoying..."
Wherever Brontosaurus goes, there is a sea of happiness. He can make the entire small restaurant immersed in a happy atmosphere with him just by saying a word. And he doesn't even know how to write the word "ugly", so he turns around and points not far away.
Xu Wei, who was at work, said to his younger brothers: "That's Senior Sister, you have to go and say hello."
The three brothers quickly went up to say hello to Xu Wei, but Xu Wei was scared. Suddenly three strong young men came up to her and called her senior sister. She was immediately confused, and her helpless look was even a little cute.
But the Brontosaurus laughed very loudly and was particularly cruel.
"You really don't look like a human being." The mouse sat up straight and said, "What kind of problems are you going to bring when you come here today?"
Brontosaurus sat on the chair, ate the rat's edamame, and then asked: "I heard that you killed all the old men and old ladies in one stroke?"
“Team building.”
"Tuan Nima Ma Hua Jian, I can hear your abacus in the dormitory. You are really cruel and ruthless. Even that evil beast Ma Ta Hua can't think of such a vicious method."
Xiao Ma was knocking on the table beside him: "Alas, I'm still here."
Thunder Dragon curled his lips angrily: "I want to go too."
"No." Mouse turned around mercilessly: "They will kill you if you go. Have you never died before? And don't you look down on others too much? There are only three or two nails in the rotten ship, so don't seek death."