The beautiful roundhouse kick was followed by a bolt of thunder leaping high, and the moment the Stitch Monster leaned back, four hollow water pipes passed through its body, and then a chainsaw struck it from the head.
crotch.
Looking at the squirming pile of rotten meat on the ground, Brontosaurus covered his nose and said: "No, you are so greedy for so much money, can't you replace this weapon with a better one? There are water pipes and chainsaw blades all day long,
At any rate, don't show any cowardice when Wan Jian returns to the clan."
"Going to the bar on a bicycle is a waste of money." Xiao Ma put back the water pipe sewn on the strange piece of meat and rubbed his hands on the wall: "My steel pipes are all Laiyang steel pipes, and they cost six and eight yuan each.
Do you know how much a flying sword of the same grade costs? One hundred and eighty! It can’t be a Longquan sword, it’s just a steel sword cast in an ordinary foundry. And because the sword body cannot be too thick, it will not bear enough force to bend easily, and the steel pipe
The average loss of the force is very low. If I fly 10,000 steel pipes, the loss is only a few hundred yuan. If I fly 10,000 swords, the loss is 700,000. I am crazy and I use a sword, and some people laugh at me.
The circular saw is ugly, I laugh at you because it can't cut through with your big knife. Your big knife can cut through a hundred monsters, but my chainsaw can kill 850 monsters. If it breaks, just replace it and I won't feel bad at all."
As they talked, they used torches to burn away all the cobwebs in the basement, and then came to the last room. Xiaoma pushed it and found that the door was locked. He leaned aside and said, "Come up.
"
Brontosaurus stepped forward and put his hand on the metal door. When the electric current passed through, he heard a clicking sound from the mechanical structure inside, and then the door weighing several tons was pushed open with a whining sound.
The door was opened, and there were lights inside. It seemed that this old thing built during the Soviet period was really preparing for nuclear war. In addition to a series of emergency equipment, there were also several Peter the Great stations inside.
The clerical staff were sitting inside shivering, and several of them were classic Slavic girls, who looked particularly good-looking.
"Okay, don't be afraid anymore." Thunder Dragon closed the door and patted the gold wall: "Hey, this place is so grand. How much gold does it cost?"
"I made a rough estimate, at least five tons." Xiao Ma's eyes were fixed on the gold wall and never moved away: "If the gold here can be transported away, not only can my hole be blocked, but I can also make a fortune.
Big pen."
Thunder Dragon sideways glanced at several trembling civilian staff, then smiled and said: "Kill them?"
"Come on, if I really do this kind of thing, then it won't be the eldest sister who cleans the house." Xiao Ma sighed: "Life is important."
After saying that, he moved the stool to the side and sat down: "It's your turn to perform."
Thunder Dragon hummed, and then said in very proficient Russian: "Count the number of people, then establish contact with the Moscow headquarters, and tell them that the reinforcements sent by China have arrived, and at the same time bring a plan to clear the city."
After speaking, Thunder Dragon slapped his ID on the table: "Tell them my number and they will know it."
After the civilian staff saw Brontosaurus's ID, they obviously became much more stable. They immediately began to send contact codes to the Moscow headquarters, and the call was answered within a short time. Brontosaurus was too lazy to listen to these rookies' clumsiness.
report, he directly picked up the dedicated phone and said to the other end: "This is the special service number X00002, the international number CX00012, requesting access to the Supreme Commander."
This number is very particular. The number starting with X in the front represents Brontosaurus's personal identity number, which is his battle sequence number. Its full name is Special Police.
Combatant No. 2. The CX at the back is International Special Police Investigator No. 12. This serial number is very high. Mouse is 9 and he is 12. Mouse is ranked higher mainly because he dominates the special service defense network.
Most of the remaining 1-10 are department heads from various countries.
After hearing this number, an artificially muted silence immediately appeared on the other side. About thirty seconds later, the sound reappeared, and the Brontosaurus began to assign tasks to others without being polite.
"A group of troops are needed to clear the area. There is a high probability that the fog will not enter the house. The fog outside the house can be cleared with a flamethrower. Anyway, the solution is to use fire. You are delaying for too long! The emotions of local residents will be fueled.
The fog is generated quickly, so you must be fast."
There was no doubt about Thunder Dragon's words at all, because the battle sequence number 2 was enough to represent this person's identity and ability.
"Moscow understands, please be patient and we will contact the military as quickly as possible."
After hanging up the phone, Brontosaurus locked the heavy door, then sat there and enjoyed the warmth of the underground fortress, while chatting with those Slavic beauties about this independent survival system.
"This is the mysterious power from the East."
Brontosaurus' ability to make a handful of coins dance on the table caused a burst of exclamation from the girls, and they even completely forgot about the heroic sacrifices of those colleagues who tried to break through the difficulties before.
Xiao Ma couldn't stand it anymore. He knocked on the table: "What should we do now?"
"What are you doing?" Thunder Dragon turned his head. At this moment, he had grabbed the hand of a little girl and was using the mysterious Eastern power to tell her fortune: "What else can we do? Just sit here and spend a long time with these poor girls.
It's a boring night, and then I'm waiting to receive awards. I can't escape from the Honorary Citizen of Novosibirsk, right? I can't hide from the Defense Medal, right? The President's interview is indispensable, right? Then I have dinner with the ambassador and attend the meeting of the local special department.
Then he slapped the table, called them trash, and asked if you were happy."
Oh... It's really a bit of fun to say it this way, especially when you slap the table and call those stinky idiots trash, it's absolutely wonderful. If you can scold those stinky idiots today, you can point their noses at the American devils and scold them tomorrow, and in a few days
You can go to Europe in a day... Forget about Europe. Last time, those old men and women took over the seventeen sanctuaries in England and directly blocked the country's destiny. They probably have a lot of headaches during this time.
, once the dragon's veins are cut off, the old Buddha will not be able to survive the winter if he can't keep it together. If they go back, they will be seeking death.
Xiao Ma sat next to him and was no longer anxious. He was just thinking about how to go back and settle the accounts. Although this warehouse was a little smaller, it was indeed warm and bright. The conditions were many times better than outside.
Coupled with the bonus of the golden wall, things from the outside can't get in at all, so waiting here is actually the best. Anyway, Maozi's regular army should arrive in three days at most. After all, Maozi can't do anything else, but in his own
His ability to quickly march on his home territory is quite good.
At night, in the gold warehouse, Xiao Ma was leaning against the wall and had just laid a floor, but Brontosaurus walked over happily, holding a large bottle of purified water, a can of luncheon meat and a vacuum in his hand.
Packaged beef.
I have been trapped here for a few days, and this is the first time Xiao Ma has eaten beef.
And when the stove was lit again, the group of girls trapped here also came, because just like the pony hadn't eaten beef for a long time, they hadn't eaten hot food for a long time.
"The ventilation in this place is pretty good, so we won't be suffocated here." Thunder Dragon checked around and said: "Oh, speaking of which, these idiots are also interesting. Why is the entire golden house filled with these strange things?
Things, this must be the first of its kind in the world, don’t mention it, there are so many messy things here, you really can’t feel it at the door.”
"Gold is a legendary metal." After the pony had finished drinking and eating, he hugged his knees and stared at the burning furnace: "No spell in the world can penetrate it."
After finishing speaking, Xiaoma took out sixteen nine-inch nails. They were all made of gold and had words engraved on them. From "Thunder Dragon Specially Kills No. 1" to "Thunder Dragon Specially Kills No. 446", Thunder Dragon took a look at it.
, and then looked at Xiaoma.
"Knock on your mother."
Xiao Ma didn't reply, just smiled...
"But it also has weaknesses, that is, if it is used as an offensive weapon, it is too soft, and there is no way to enchant it. As for purely physical attacks, unless I can throw it six times the speed of sound, it will not have much effect on you."
Ma handed one to Thunder Dragon: "Remember to give it back to me, one is worth tens of thousands."
"I fucking know what you did with the embezzled money, why did you do this kind of stupid thing? You are not afraid of being poor, you are a bitch, you clearly want to kill me."
Xiao Ma sighed: "But although it is terrible as an offensive weapon, when used for defense, gold is definitely the nemesis of the magic system, but the thunder system does not seem to be very effective."
Thunder Dragon bit the golden nail with his teeth: "Take it out. If you dare to use this, I will shock you until you can't take care of yourself."
"Ah... don't."
"What's wrong?" Brontosaurus looked up at him.
"Don't bite, it's poisonous."
As soon as Pony finished speaking, Thunder Dragon passed away with a bang, and slowly woke up ten minutes later. When he got up, he saw that the capillaries under his skin had turned black, as if he was covered in spider webs.
Several large arteries are more obviously black.
"What the hell?" Brontosaurus took out his cell phone and took a photo of himself: "What kind of poison did you put on it?"
"Dragon Subduing Juice."
"You're just targeting me, right?" Thunder Dragon cursed as he began to temper his body. His spiritual power turned into the Lihuo Curse and began to circulate along his meridians and blood vessels, making him look like an art light bulb.
Yes, but even so, he still didn't stop talking: "Ma Tiahua, I really admire you for being such a bitch. You really do everything you can. There are really no people in the world who are more sinister than you."
You can count them on one hand, but your little old Kunlun can actually have two sleeping dragons and phoenixes, you and Qing Lingzi, at the same time."
In the past, Pony could scold Brontosaurus, but now, he's not like that. He has to ask for help for many things. So since it's asking for help, just say a few words, otherwise it's too much.
what.
They spent three days here with a few beautiful girls. On the third day, a call came from the communicator. After the call was connected, it meant that Maozi's regular army had officially entered the scene, and this time they not only brought
A large number of fire-breathing soldiers even mobilized fifty fire-breathing tanks.
The flames in the hands of the flamethrowers wearing gas masks who rushed out of the fog began to purify the thick fog. The shadow creatures began to feel fear, and they began to attack these reckless humans. But even in such a large-scale fog,
Even under the charge of the terrifying group of upright apes, they still seemed so careless. No matter whether they were giant creatures tens of meters tall or blood-sucking creatures the size of pigeons, they were unable to compete head-on with flamethrowers and rocket launchers. Even the small mountain-like creature was
It was quickly smashed to pieces under the impact of tank guns.
The flamethrower burned those scary-looking things into a ball of charcoal flying up and down, and the mist began to retreat back as if consciously.
In just two days, humans have almost regained the previously lost positions. The flamethrower has natural restraint against this monster fog, and none of the monsters inside can compete with the Butan.
Down.
With the rumbling sounds of gunfire outside, power supply and heating were restored, and more than 15% of the city returned to normal. Now it was time for Brontosaurus and the others to prepare to go out.
They carefully walked out of the hiding place. The rotten meat on the ground had been frozen solid. After all, most of them were formed by devoured humans. These humans did not have the special physique of spiritual creatures.
Thunder Dragon walked at the front of the team, and Pony was at the back. Only sporadic fog creatures attacked them along the way. Of course, humanoid close-range defense cannons like Pony couldn't let these little bastards get close.
But just when they arrived on the street, after Thunder Dragon said to be careful, Pony was about to launch an attack when he heard the roar of an engine suddenly coming from the street not far away. At that time, Pony's scalp was covered with goosebumps.
He has been isolated from the civilized world for almost half a month, and now he can jump with joy even if he hears Stanley compound fertilizer being sold on Russian TV.
Soon, a tank rushed out of the fog, followed by soldiers in protective suits rushing out with flamethrowers. The moment they saw Thunder Dragon and his group, their first reaction was to take out flamethrowers and aim them.
Brontosaurus and the others.
But soon a man who looked like a military controller on the troop transport truck started shouting. The Brontosaurus couldn't hear it clearly, but it probably meant that there were survivors here who needed rescue.
After a while, Pony and the others were pulled onto a truck, and followed the tank in front of them as they rushed all the way into the depths of the fog.
The whirring sound of the flames became a beautiful note at this moment, which cured the pony's pain of not being able to see human beings for the past few days.
From where they are now, the terrifying erectus has become even more unclear than the things in the fog, and the flamethrower roars and roars to begin their "interpersonal relationship".
"Is this the power of technology?"
Brontosaurus poked his head out and took a look around: "It's so exciting outside.