The brontosaurus pony is torturing Cthulhu, little brother Zhang is working as a nanny, and what the really busy people are doing will probably make everyone who sees it sigh from the bottom of their hearts, "Hold the straw, you're perverted."
And this pervert is none other than one of the strangers that the gentlemen are most familiar with - Zhang Yao.
The last time this eldest sister appeared, she was still with Mr. Pi, and now that Mr. Pi is still a man and spends a hundred days training his mind, she is engaged in research, and the direction of the research is not special.
It's just herself.
She has almost torn apart her whole body these days, and using her immortality, she can be considered a crazy monster.
After being rinsed with pure water for three days, Zhang Yao's skin had completely disappeared. She was now a muscular person. A normal person would have been hurt to death, but she sat on a chair as if she had no reaction.
"Start executing the first connection."
She closed her eyes and lay on the chair. The mechanical arms behind the chair stretched out from all directions, inserting metal probes into her spine one by one, and began to connect to her nervous system.
The person who had no sense of pain and was still immortal screamed at this moment, but soon the nervous system was connected, her sensory system was immediately amplified, and then the lights in the room were completely brightened, and then several
Hundreds of small bionic robots swarmed over, and they began to connect the nerves on Zhang Yao's body with extremely precise operation progress, and all nerve signals were converted into information and transmitted to the database.
Because she now has complete control over all the equipment in the base, the moment the super power supply was closed, a four-meter-long mecha in the warehouse opened its eyes.
The structure of this mecha is not completely humanoid, but a fusion of multiple characteristics of insects, fish, and humans. The moment it opened its eyes, Zhang Yao's vision shifted to the mecha. The next step was to start looking at the mecha.
A conducts strength testing.
Zhang Yao simulated various attack methods to attack the mecha. She performed a circle of arcane tricks, but no traces were left on the outside of the mecha. Then came the hypersonic impact and high temperature impact.
But it still couldn't cause obvious damage to this mecha.
After testing the resistance to attack, Zhang Yao spoke: "Every year, attack it with all your strength."
The prototype Nian Nian suddenly turned into a ray of light and tore the mecha into pieces...
Zhang Yao was separated from the nerve connection, the robots and mechanical arms withdrew, and her skin began to heal visibly, and finally returned to Zhang Yao herself.
She put on her clothes and came to the test site. Looking at the mecha that had been trampled to pieces over the years, she put her hands on her hips and thought for a long time: "What is the problem?"
After saying that, she walked up and patted Nian Nian: "I'll take you to the amusement park tomorrow. I haven't been there for a long time."
Nian Nian returns from Nian beast form to little girl form: "I want to eat barbecue."
"Okay, let's eat barbecue and eat barbecue."
Now Nian Nian no longer has to worry about making sounds, because Zhang Yao uses nerve conduction technology to convert Nian Nian's brain signals into sound signals, and plays them through a sound-generating device worn behind Nian Nian's ears, which means Nian Nian
Nian no longer has to endure the pain of two words popping out, and he can even sing.
At this moment, Zhang Yao's phone rang. She picked it up and found that it was Thunder Dragon. After picking up the phone, she smiled and said: "Hey, busy people don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for free. Tell me, this time
What are you going to do again?”
"You said... can this world be saved?"
Zhang Yao: "???"
At this time, Xiao Ma grabbed Brontosaurus' phone and said: "He was shocked by the nuclear bomb. He lost hope overnight and became a salty fish."
"Why?" Zhang Yao asked curiously: "Why do you think so?"
"He said that he has inherited it for two thousand years, but it can't compare to nuclear bombs."
Zhang Yao thought for a moment: "Tell him, he is a fool."
"No, I still have something to ask him. Although he is really an idiot, I can't say it directly." After Xiao Ma finished speaking, he handed the phone to Lei Long: "Tell Sister Yao yourself."
"The best one for you is the Yao next to the word "王". If you use the Yao with the acupuncture point, you will be dead."
Xiao Ma laughed heartily: "How can it be possible? Of course it is next to the word "王"..."
At this time, Thunder Dragon answered the phone again: "Is there really no hope in the journey of magic?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"But technology has become so powerful..."
Zhang Yao scratched her face: "I talked to the mouse before."
"What to talk about?"
"You can't practice with a college degree or below, because it's difficult to look at things dialectically, just like you. You have no knowledge, and then suddenly you see a new thing and you are shocked by the world view." Zhang Yao sneered: "Secret method, science, super
Ability to control three sides, the strongest one now is the secret method, and this will last for at least a hundred years, because no one can tell what will happen after controllable nuclear fusion, right? But for now, it's still early.
One thing I want to remind you is that both the technology side and the arcane side are from the same source, and the energy can be converted into each other. If you think you are almost a cloud bomb, have you ever calculated a more advanced one? Well,
The most senior person I know...maybe Jin Mei, it's her, right?"
"Um."
"How many equivalents can she count?"
"I don't know, but I know that if the boss didn't set the target, she would be punished directly."
"Then if we exchange one for another and blow her up with a nuclear bomb, is that possible?"
"It doesn't seem possible...she's very fast."
Zhang Yao laughed loudly: "So, the power of nuclear bombs now has reached, but the problem is that there is no sensitivity that can match the power. And why is the secret law still leading for many years? It is a problem of energy efficiency ratio
, AP1000 has a thermal power of 3400MW, an electric power of 1250MW, and an efficiency of 36.8%. The latest experimental fast reactor has a thermal power of 65.5MW, an electric power of 25MW, and an efficiency of 38.2%. The efficiency of a high-temperature gas-cooled reactor can reach 47%, and the maximum thermal power plant is about 42%.
Generally, the efficiency is higher than that of nuclear power. Photovoltaic power generation efficiency is 19%~21% for monocrystalline silicon and 16~17% for polycrystalline silicon. Have you seen these data?"
"Huh? I don't understand."
"Then let me ask you, if you need to fly a thousand kilometers, how much will it cost?"
"Five... no, six steamed buns, plus a bowl of rice rolls, a bottle of Coke, a Kenda chicken, double-layer Angus beef stew, and a handful of Snickers bars."
"A handful..." Xiao Ma's voice came from the side: "Your quantifier is quite accurate."
Zhang Yao smiled and said: "To put it simply, the energy efficiency ratio of the human body far exceeds that of machinery, and you practitioners are constantly improving your energy efficiency ratio and can convert a variety of energies. Mechanical perpetual motion machines do not exist, but
The secret method of perpetual motion exists theoretically, have you ever seen Brother Zhang poop?"
"Holding grass...there really isn't any."
"Hmm... So a practitioner can expand his energy efficiency ratio to more than 90%, increase energy sources to reduce consumption, and even more exaggeratedly increase energy storage. This is the Qi Magic Spirit in the mysticism.
It’s all about the storage, transformation and application of energy. If it’s really so easy for science to surpass occult science, I’m still bothering with it.”
Zhang Yao said with a smile, and after she finished laughing, she continued: "You need to gain more knowledge and look at problems dialectically. Young man, use the methods of the new era to better understand your own nature. As for why it is said that the core can be controlled
Fusion is a watershed, because when controllable nuclear fusion occurs, even if the conversion rate does not change, but the total amount of energy increases, 90% of your 10,000 and 30% of a million are still the same.
There’s a huge difference.”
A combination of punches knocked Thunder Dragon into confusion. After Zhang Yao hung up the phone, she bent down to pick up a piece of mecha remains, sighed and threw it into the nano recycling furnace for re-deconstruction.
She has been tested hundreds of times, but they are all powerful in theory and stretched in practice. Her defense seems to be indestructible and her movements are as fast as the wind. However, she is dismantled every year, and the materials are the same as those last time.
It's made from the shells of creatures from other worlds that the rabbits knocked off. In theory, there should be no problem, but it just doesn't work.
"Nian Nian, Brontosaurus is a fool."
Nian Nian looked up at Zhang Yao and nodded heavily: "Yes!"
"By the way, do you want to see my newly developed functions every year?"
Nian Nian nodded, Zhang Yao smiled, took out her phone and pulled out the photo of Brother Zhang. Then her body kept turning, and soon she looked like Brother Zhang, and even her voice sounded different.
It has become the same.
"I found that if I stimulated my epidermal cells with electrical signals, my cells rearranged themselves."
Nian Nian shook his head: "It's not like that."
"Of course it can't be very similar, because the bones can't help it, but with this ability, I can study the sentinels." Zhang Yao looked at the slowly shattered mecha fragments in the distance: "I've seen X-Men.
Well, it can imitate all the sentinels with super powers, and I can do it now too."
At the same time, in Chang'an Lane, Brother Zhang was looking up at the big phoenix tree, as if he was listening to something. After a while, he came back with a garbage bag. After he came back, his first words were: "
Something happened in the world of mountains and seas."
"What's going on?" Xu Wei asked curiously, "A war?"
"Well, King Tianhu, one of the twelve kings of mountains and seas, has launched a war. The target of the war is the Luanfeng tribe in the Southern Wilderness."
"I can't believe that the foxes are so aggressive." Xu Wei sighed: "I thought the Fox King was a good person before."
"That's not how we talk about good and bad." Brother Zhang smiled, and then took out a piece of paper from his pocket: "There is no way to stop the war in the Shanhai Realm. They always have something that can start a war. Just these years.
As far as I know, I have been beaten more than thirty times. How old am I?"
Xu Wei picked up the note and took a look at it, then nodded: "Tomorrow at 6:30, one hundred and seventy super large sausages with pine nuts and cheese, right? Got it."
What Brother Zhang gave her wasn't anything special, it was just a meal ordered by the guests. It's just that these guests were special. They were sausages ordered for the Rose Empire royal dinner. As for why they ordered it from here, it's unknown.
Well, most likely I will take care of business for Brother Zhang.
At this time, the little red dragon queen next to her was pulling Rhubarb's tail, and Rhubarb slapped her one after another. Her head was buzzing, but she refused to let go. She pulled Rhubarb and tried to stuff it into her mouth.
Dahuang was not used to the little red dragon. He hit the black tiger and knocked the little red dragon away. However, the little red dragon was unyielding and fought with Dahuang back and forth. Fortunately, the power was removed by Brother Zhang.
, can't produce much power.
"good night."
At this moment, someone poked his head out of the door. It was the little white dragon that he hadn't seen for a long time. The white dragon who was brought up by Xu Wei was now wearing a plaid shirt, a white down jacket, and hanging on his ears.
Wearing an earring, he looks gay.
"Sister, here I come!"
After he came in, he first said hello to Xu Wei, and then bowed to little Brother Zhang: "Hello, Brother Zhang."
Brother Zhang nodded and said, "Why do you have time to play today?"
"This is my home, where would I be if I didn't come here?" Xiao Bailong sat down on the sofa and adjusted his posture comfortably: "It seems that business is not doing well during this period."
"It's okay." Brother Zhang also pulled up a stool and sat down: "What do you say about the script?"
Xiao Bailong hummed, then took out a USB flash drive from his arms and pushed it to Brother Zhang: "Write, I can't write. But you can still find it by searching. There are a lot of apocalyptic texts here.
It’s good to choose any one. There’s no supernatural evolution or immortality, it’s just pure doomsday survival and picking up trash.”
Brother Zhang nodded: "Thank you."
"It would be too disrespectful for you to be polite to me. If you hadn't taken me in back then, I wouldn't even know what I would be like now." Xiao Bailong said as he took out a pack of betel nut from his pocket and handed it to Brother Zhang: "
Try it, it’s new, the serious stuff with lime inside, it’s really exciting.”
Brother Zhang took the betel nut and found that it was the traditional betel nut, cut into small pieces, dipped in a little bit of ash, and wrapped in betel leaves. It was very strong when chewed in the mouth.
"Huh? What is this?"
The little white dragon seemed to have discovered the red dragon queen. He walked forward and squatted in front of the little guy for a while, but the next second he was punched in the eye by the little red dragon, which made him scream in pain. After all, despite his ability
It was taken away, but the power is still there. This circle directly gave Xiaobailong a black mark...
"What kind of monster is this?" Xiao Bailong came back and said, covering his eyes, "Why is there another monster?"
Brother Zhang smiled and said, "I'm helping others with their trusteeship."
"You are almost turning into a nursery." Xiao Bailong said helplessly: "By the way, Princess Jinlong asked me to send an invitation to the Holy Lord to invite the Holy Lord to a dinner. If you agree, the three of you will
There will be a pumpkin cart to pick you up in the next day.”
"pumpkin car?"
"Yes, pumpkin cart." The little white dragon nodded seriously and said, "Don't you want to go?"
"I don't want to go."
Brother Zhang lowered his head and glanced at the USB flash drive on the table. Xiao Bailong immediately understood and nodded repeatedly: "That's it. I'll go back and say something. The Holy Lord is busy with business and has no time to get away. Please ask me to give a message to everyone attending the dinner.
good."
"Okay." Brother Zhang stood up and walked to the back. After a while, he took out a package: "Let's give this to her as a gift."