How to describe Thunder Dragon and Huniu? They really fight each other as soon as they meet, and they fall in love when they don't meet. They don't like each other and don't allow others to mess with them.
This pair of dragon and tiger have really been fighting like this since Lei Long was four years old. At that time, Huniu was one thousand seven hundred and sixty-two. Now Lei Long is twenty-three and Huniu is one thousand seven hundred and eighty-one.
, they are still like this.
Back then, it was Huniu who bullied Thunder Dragon, teasing his sister and yelling at her bad sister. Later, the sixteen or seventeen-year-old Thunder Dragon pointed at Huniu and shouted, "Don't be too arrogant."
It became "One day I will take care of you". Until now, although Huniu still cannot be defeated, she has become the heart knot of Thunder Dragon.
And the prodigal son Thunder Dragon has made many girlfriends now, and every time he brings them to Huniu to show off. Although he basically can't escape a severe beating as a result, he still shows off happily.
However, as the eldest sister, Huniu would actually not kill him most of the time. But Thunder Dragon's style was very mean. Huniu was already very angry and had a very bad temper, and he always used various methods to deal with him.
This method made Hu Niu angry.
Everyone else was in awe of the eldest sister, but Thunder Dragon really felt psychologically and physically unwell if he didn't receive a beating for three days.
"Did you tell eldest sister?" Mouse looked at Brother Zhang and asked curiously after taking out his mobile phone and typing for a long time: "It's so late, can she see it?"
"I don't know, it should be possible."
Xu Wei, who watched the whole process of Brother Zhang's typing, now probably understands why Brother Zhang always doesn't speak in the group, or it would be cool to stand out. That is, although he is quite good at computers,
Typing was extremely slow, and he was prone to typos. He seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder and had to delete, modify, and modify for a long time before posting. And she also found that except for the two fairies Pi Ye and Dahuang, no one else seemed to care about technological products.
There is an inexplicable repulsion. Thunder Dragon obviously looks very fashionable, but he always insists on writing bills by hand. Mouse looks like an ordinary person, but he also uses one finger when typing.
But that dead cat is proficient in mobile phones and computers, and can also play online games. He can even get a girlfriend in it and post a selfie of himself in VX saying that this is his cat, in order to defraud his girlfriend.
The purpose of buying canned cats for yourself.
Just yesterday, Xu Wei saw Dahuang transforming into a human form and sitting in front of Brother Zhang's computer, talking about Heilianmai with others. There was a lot of meaning in the words. Anyway, he was such a beautiful and elegant Dahuang cat.
While Xu Wei was thinking wildly with her head tilted, the wind suddenly started blowing outside. The shadows of the trees around her that were just swaying with the breeze suddenly became wild. The sound of waves reached her ears layer by layer, and it felt like...
Suddenly everything changed.
After a while, the strong wind subsided, and then a woman wearing formal clothes walked in from outside. As soon as she came in, she was full of aura, beautiful and sassy, and she also had a superior temperament, but Xu Wei felt that she
I seem to have seen her somewhere, and I think she looks very familiar, but I can't remember her for a while.
Seeing him come in, the big yellow who was watching the excitement disappeared with a swish, and even the familiar part of having bad breath was omitted. The mouse even stood at attention on the spot.
"Sister..."
The eldest sister did not respond directly. She just nodded to him and came to the Thunder Dragon, whose body was covered with still-yang ash. She knelt down and carefully examined his injuries.
When she raised her head, her eyes had turned golden-green, her canine teeth were exposed, and her face was extremely fierce and cruel. Xu Wei was almost frightened out of her mind at the sudden look.
"Who did it!" Huniu raised her head and asked the mouse, then turned to look at Brother Zhang: "Why don't you care?"
Brother Zhang poured a glass of water and drank it without caring about Huniu's fierce appearance. He just said lightly: "It's best to control your emotions."
Hu Niu's ears began to deform, and her eyes began to show madness, but Brother Zhang just stretched out his palm and pushed her forehead gently, and her beast soul came out of her body on the spot, and then she saw Brother Zhang take it out from the bar
A feather duster hit the beast soul with a sound that broke through the air.
The beast soul screamed, and then Brother Zhang pulled it back into Huniu's body. This time Huniu was neither angry nor arrogant, and her eyes returned to their original appearance.
A big sister with a lot of personality.
"How many times have I told you? Control your emotions." Brother Zhang pointed at the Thunder Dragon on the ground: "Why don't you ask clearly before you speak?"
At this time, Mouse finally had a chance to speak. He quickly stepped forward and said: "Sister, eldest sister... don't be anxious, don't be anxious. Here's the thing..."
As soon as Mouse told Huniu what the idiot Thunder Dragon had done, Huniu understood immediately, because with her cultivation ability, of course she knew about the sudden resurgence of all spirits before, and she also knew that this resurgence of spiritual energy was the most direct.
The consequence is that she will overcome the disaster early.
She does not have a heavenly dragon body, let alone the blessing of a Taoist body. Even she cannot withstand the unprepared heavenly tribulation. That's why this stupid kid like Thunder Dragon goes out to use magic to induce thunderous tribulation when the heavenly tribulation is approaching.
, so that the disasters that should have struck Huniu from all directions were transferred to herself.
This thing is not something that the Thunder Dragon should resist, let alone something that he can resist. Even with the blessing of the Heavenly Dragon Body and the golden light of lightning, under such terrifying power, the Thunder Dragon was still burnt on the outside and tender on the inside by Barbie's Q.
"My lord... please save him." After learning the whole story, Huniu simply knelt down to Brother Zhang.
"You usually call me Zhang Jiachang, little brother Zhang, but you only call me Lord when something happens. Please tell me how sincere you are. And you really don't understand the rules. Are you trying to show your ignorance by apologizing?"
Hearing this voice, Huniu stood up in shock and looked at the Brontosaurus in disbelief, which was covered in dust but had one eye open. The black and gray wounds on his face had begun to scab off.
The new and tender skin inside was exposed, but the only regret was that his beard, hair, and eyebrows were all gone, and even his eyelashes were gone. He looked like a freshly peeled hard-boiled egg.
When Huniu saw his appearance, she was immediately furious, but when she was about to step on him, Brother Zhang said, "He will definitely be dead if I step on him. You know I can't resurrect the dead."
"If you don't resurrect the dead, don't create life, and don't let others fall in love with you, there are three taboos." The tone of Huniu's speech now was different from before. It was more relaxed and playful, and it was not as cold and serious as before. Instead, it was like
Just like an ordinary girl.
Brother Zhang turned around and took a can of wine from the shelf and handed it to Huniu: "Originally, I don't serve drinks, but you are an exception."
Huniu took the drink and whispered, "I'm sorry just now... I was a little anxious."
"It's okay, I punished you." Brother Zhang took out another plate of braised beef liver and placed it in front of Huniu: "What have you been busy with recently?"
When they were chatting, Xu Wei didn't dare to say a word. Although many things happened by chance, she was considered an entry-level practitioner now. Only when she became an expert did she know what the regular customers of this milk tea shop were like.
The terrifying creatures, and I also know that the scariest one is this little Brother Zhang.
When this tiger-like woman got angry just now, even though Xu Wei was not hit by a direct impact, she still felt uncomfortable everywhere in her body. There was a feeling that was close to blood suppression, which made people unable to move.
But for someone who could freeze people in place just by intimidating him with his imposing manner, Brother Zhang solved the problem in just one move, and even looked like he had taught his own cat a lesson.
As for the Brontosaurus on the ground, although he looks a bit ridiculous now, strictly speaking, he has not completely passed the critical period. His body is slowly recovering. The reason why Brother Zhang did not directly add a bigger one to him is because it is necessary.
Observe the wound healing during the slow recovery. If a big one were given directly, no one knows what kind of hidden injuries the thunder tribulation would cause him.
When the hidden injury occurs, if someone is not careful, he may really die suddenly. Brother Zhang may be very strong, but he is not omniscient and omnipotent.
"Rat, rat..."
Xu Wei barked twice in a low voice, calling aside Mouse who was holding instant noodles because he was hungry all night without eating.
"What?"
"Who is that big sister? She looks so handsome."
"That's the guardian spirit beast of the old Zhang family." Mouse looked back at Huniu and said, "We all call her big sister."
"Ah?" Xu Wei's eyes widened: "Isn't she a human?"
"Of course not, but there is basically no difference. She is different from ordinary demons. She is a spiritual beast and is possessed by people. The eldest sister is almost two thousand years old..." The mouse whispered: "Don't mess with it casually.
She, except for Brother Zhang, has a bad temper towards others."
"I can tell..." Xu Wei nodded repeatedly: "Then I think she calls Brother Zhang, Master?"
"Have you never been to a maid cafe? That's what you mean." Mouse crossed his arms and nodded: "She is actually the senior housekeeper of their Zhang family for generations. Just now she bared her teeth at Brother Zhang, that's why she got beaten
Punishment.”
After knowing these contents, Xu Wei probably understood that there are indeed many secrets in this world waiting for her to explore, and the previous misunderstandings now seem to be really worth the money.
"I think your arrangement is very interesting. Mouse, tiger, dragon, are there any others?"
"Yes, the birthday messenger." The mouse said while putting the noodles in his mouth: "Have you seen Naruto?"
"Seen……"
"We are the Jinchuuriki. In the ancient pre-Qin Dynasty, in order to fight against the thirty-two zombies among the sorcerers, their ancestors of the Zhang family invited the twelve hour spirit ancestors to return to their throne, and it was passed down later."
"But aren't you a junior brother? Why are you called Mouse?"
"Because... no, why do you have so many problems?" Mouse looked at Xu Wei curiously: "You haven't officially become a disciple yet. I can't tell you anything until you become my nephew."