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415, vulgar! Really vulgar!

 Winter rain, alley, oil paper umbrella.

A girl who looked like a lilac flower walked across the bluestone road and walked through the deep alley along the gurgling rain. Long Danchen, who was sitting in the alley eating breakfast, saw the woman's dress and attire, and instinctively wanted to whistle.

, but he shrank his eggs at the last moment, because the woman in red had already dislocated his arm yesterday, so don’t let anything happen like this today. It’s better to be cautious at this stage.

However, the woman in white looked back when she passed by him, but she was not looking at Long Danchen but at the possessed spirit beside him, even though it was just a glance.

"Wow, hot girl, look at me." Long Danchen said with a smile.

And at the next moment, four people suddenly shot out from the side and surrounded the woman in an instant. They attacked the woman without saying a word. The woman in white smiled softly and swayed slightly to hide.

After the first combined attack, her figure was like silk in the wind. With a twist of her hand, she pulled out a willow-leaf thin sword from the oil-paper umbrella. She held the sword in one hand and held the umbrella in the other. The sword's light and shadow were flowing everywhere it went.

Playing like a dragon and a phoenix, he wiped the necks of all four people in just one encounter.

The blood spread from her side along with the rain, but she just gently sheathed her sword and smiled softly at Long Danchen.

Just this smile frightened Long Danchen, and the next moment he sat up from the bed covered in sweat.

"It's near the north. It's a dream." He wiped the sweat from his head and said, "But that girl looks familiar. Who is she?"

"Fairy Jinghong."

The possessed spirit next to me said this.

"Ah? How did you know?" Long Danchen asked curiously: "Do you know him?"

"I don't know, because I also saw it. Although she didn't say anything, I just knew it. I think you may have practiced the things in that book, and this woman has many stories with this book."

Long Danchen let out a long breath, stretched out his hand and pressed the wall. With just a light touch, the material of the wall immediately changed. This was much easier than before, and Long Danchen felt extremely surprised.

"It's only been a few days, and it has such obvious results?" He looked at his hands in surprise: "This is much more effective than our own fumbled methods."

"Then next time you see that beautiful woman, you have to treat her to dinner." The possessed elf said, "But she may not want to eat your food, and you are nothing in front of her."

"Are you done? If you don't hurt me, will you die?" Long Danchen said angrily, then patted his body lightly, and his clothes changed from a vest and large pants to a trendy sweatshirt: "Get up and work, now

Seven o'clock. Today's plan is to practice from seven to nine-thirty, work to make money from nine-thirty to twelve, have lunch from twelve to twelve-thirty, work from twelve-thirty to five-thirty, and work from five-thirty to nine

Practice at half-past, and read from nine-thirty to twelve-thirty! Come on, Longlong, you can do it!"

"Can you stop being such an idiot? You lived to be over seventy years old in your last life." The possessed elf mocked, "Look at what you say, whether it is childish or not."

"Brother, this is to push yourself. The day's plan lies in the morning."

Long Danchen got up and went to the bathroom and started washing up at a speed accurate to seconds. While washing, he turned on the gas stove and started boiling eggs. His breakfast was three pieces of bread, two eggs, and a pack of pure milk. It was a simple and simple breakfast.

It has reached the extreme, and this has been his habit for decades and has never changed.

And when he started to practice immortality, Brother Zhang also started to make breakfast. Fresh beef with three fat and seven lean ingredients was beaten into a puree, and then fried chopped onions, black pepper, and white pepper were added to it.

Stir the chopped carrots, chopped basil, chopped parsley and a little salt until they are combined and gelatinous. Set it aside and let it sit for a while. Then he breaks up the egg liquid and takes out the bread crumbs for later use.

While the beef was merging into the flavor, he began to process the vegetables and sauce. The vegetables were simple salads, and the sauce was ketchup, dark soy sauce, light soy sauce, sugar, and black pepper, and then cooked in a pot to form a thick sauce.

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At this time, take out the minced meat and fry it in a pan until browned on both sides. Remove from the pan and pour the sauce on it, then eat it with toasted crispy bread slices.

Brother Zhang doesn't have any concept of Chinese or Western food in his heart. As long as it's delicious, he will cook it. When he steals the food, he doesn't care whether it's Western or Chinese food. Crispy bread with beef patties and salad is full of nutrition and taste.

healthy.

[To be honest, I have been using Yeguoyuedu recently to read and catch up on new books. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. www.yeguoyuedu.com is available for Android and Apple.]

"Wow."

When Miss Succubus came out, she saw the beautiful beef on the plate and the milk bread and salad in the small cup next to it. She had never had such a warm breakfast in her life.

"What a pity, I don't even have to eat." Miss Succubus sighed: "Give it to others, just poke me and it will be fine."

Brother Zhang raised his hand and poked her. The overcharged Miss Succubus immediately collapsed on the stool and rolled her eyes in pleasure.

After cooking, he sat on the small terrace on the second floor, enjoying the cool morning air and warm sunshine in the country. He held a small notebook in his hand and began to copy his favorite poems as usual, while copying and writing.

On one side, draw the eyebrows of distant mountains at the bottom.

It took about an hour for Ms. Succubus to regain her composure from the feeling of being ruined by overcharging. Her vitality was immediately filled up and she began to be busy today. After all, she now wears many hats, and also

I have to deliver food to Dade who is busy in the herbal medicine laboratory, so he is very busy every day.

Da De is now in the final stage of tinkering with perfume, which is the mixing stage. At this stage, his laboratory smells of cow dung, and it is not obvious that he is making perfume but frying cow dung.

At this time, the mantis queen came here buzzing and flapping her wings like a fly, and started eating breakfast. She is a pure carnivore and can eat more than three kilograms of meat in one meal. A large part of Brother Zhang's meat pie is for

She is ready.

After she had eaten, she turned on the TV and started taking online classes. This was what she had to do every day during this period. After this period of study, she was able to complete simple conversations, but long sentences and complex contexts were still difficult.

No, so she takes online classes here for several hours every day, and the only people who can communicate with her without any barriers are Thunder Dragon and Dade.

The great virtue is born with natural communication skills, but the lifelike thunder dragon... is the result of a genius.

The Mantis Queen has reached a contract with Dade, that is, the farm will provide her with food, study space and some emergency supplies every day, while she and her people are responsible for providing security services and some agricultural products for the farm, such as those cultivated by giant ants.

Mushrooms, honey and some other weird things.

This barter trading model is very popular among the Mantis Queen population, and many little creatures like to push their products to the farm for some simple exchanges. Although this place looks like a farmhouse

, but it is like an elf ranch in a fairy tale, running all kinds of things that seem outrageous but reasonable.

Not to mention, these things can still be sold at a good price in the human world, such as the mushrooms cultivated by ants, which they use in exchange for some sugar, but these are so delicious that it is indescribable.

The dried goods can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan per kilogram in the market, and they are still very affordable. Many people even travel thousands of miles to this place and stay there for a month just for this delicious mushroom soup.

There is also a flagship product here, which is a silk umbrella woven with spider silk. Those spiders larger than fists eat the meat and then pull out the spider silk, which is tougher than steel wire and extremely silky and shiny.

After a simple degumming process, it can be weaved. An umbrella requires about fifty spiders to work for three days, and the exquisiteness of this umbrella has begun to cause shock in the collecting community. Coupled with the craftsmanship of Su embroidery,

The price of an umbrella has been speculated to hundreds of thousands of yuan, but the key is that there is no such thing on the market. Only three of them were produced, two of which were given away as gifts, and only one is left on the market.

circulation.

Green waters and green mountains are mountains of gold and silver. This is really no joke. When man and nature reach a delicate balance, the gifts of nature will make people have almost endless wealth.

While Brother Zhang was enjoying the peace, his phone suddenly rang. When he picked it up, he saw that it was Nian Nian. Nian Nian said on the phone that she would be arriving soon.

Brother Zhang suddenly stood up: "It's over."

The Demon King Nian Nian arrived at the farm ten minutes later. The moment she stepped into the farm, all the chirping insects and birds turned into a dead silence. All the flowers, birds, fish and insects seemed to freeze. Then after a short period of silence,

The little animals staged a shocking escape. They have a strong sense of danger. The moment they arrived here, they all moved into the deep mountains and forests. A large number of bugs appeared on the ground, and they carried them in their mouths.

The insect eggs carried their own food and ran away in a mighty way.

"What? There's going to be an earthquake?" Miss Succubus looked at the scene of those black dung beetles running away: "How did this come about?"

Brother Zhang held the railing with both hands and frowned at the nian nian who was having fun on the grass in front of him without saying a word. He just felt a little sorry for these little animals.

As a top-level ferocious beast, the power of the Nian beast is really incredible. Even the Queen Mantis formed a hard cocoon in the house to wrap herself up to protect herself from dangerous attacks. You can imagine the power of other small animals.

Feel.

Behind Nian Nian is Fu Geer Niu Niu. He has his hands behind his back and is followed by a long line of inspection teams. He makes a gesture of giving directions and says something to the people around him. At the end of the team are Little Snake's dog boss and Dahuang.

, the two of them had fun together on the grass every year.

"Who are these?"

Miss Succubus asked curiously, but Brother Zhang remained silent because these people were really noisy.

"This place needs to be completely renovated. These wastelands should be reserved. I want to see the pastures extending to the horizon. Protected areas? Do I look like a saboteur?" Niu Niu's arrogant and domineering look has never changed, although he

Idiots are idiots, but who says idiots can't be arrogant: "Then what do you think these shabby wastelands are for? Do they fit in with the surrounding environment? If you say it can't be changed, it's okay, then plant all the wastelands.

, If the local folks don’t want to plant it, then I’ll hire someone to plant it. I want to see the wind blowing the wheat waves, and see the grass and grains filling the barns. I don’t want to see this shabby wasteland, what do you mean, County Magistrate Liu?”

The county magistrate next to him was of course smiling all over his face: "This... this is the red line for cultivated land. It is not easy to subcontract."

"Then I will invest 15 billion in your county, can you cover it?"

"this……"

"Twenty billion, plus a processing plant with a capacity of 4,000 people."

"Ah...this..."

"Thirty billion, one processing factory and 100,000 acres of barren hills transformed into fruit gardens and forest farms will completely solve the employment problem in your county." Niu Niu waved his hand: "Just asking if this can be done?"

"This is the food red line..."

"I also grow grain and don't do anything else. You can sign the contract. If I build a house on it, you will chop off my head and confiscate all my investment."

"No, no, no, I still believe this." The county magistrate has never seen such a single person. If he can really get up to speed, this investment can directly remove their hat of a national-level poverty-stricken county.

But if he messes around, it won't be a question of whether his black gauze hat can be saved. The question is whether the things under the black gauze hat can be saved.

"If you can't make the decision, I'll look for it higher up. I will definitely take this matter down, and I won't make it difficult for you. I'll just sign the order for this place. I said, this county magistrate, you also

You don’t want to miss such a good political achievement, right?”

"I'll go report it to my superiors."

After saying that, the county magistrate got in the car and ran away, but Niu Niu ignored him and just continued to say to the people below: "Please plan it, I want to make this place look like a wonderland, fuck Europe and Australia,

I want this place to be our own pastoral, can you do it?"

"Yes...but it will cost more."

"Money is neither a question nor a concern for you."

"But...such an investment may result in losing all your money."

"Have I asked you to think about whether to return or not? You just spend your money and it's over. It's not me. You won't have this chance in your life." Niu Niu waved his hand: "Mobilize all your stinky artistic cells.

, I am not an elegant person either. What I want is very simple, just to look good and look good! Regardless of whether I make money or not, I have to turn this place into a Hayao Miyazaki world. I just want to ask you if you can do it? If not, I will change it.

People, there are many designers at Xiao Baga sleeping outside me on the floor waiting for news from me. I came to you because you are a domestic team, and I support supporting domestic production."

"able!"

"Hey, that's right." Niu Niu patted them on the shoulder: "Don't save me money, just do it and be done."

The team of designers who came with Niu Niu were all gnashing their teeth. If they hadn't seen his wealth, they would have started beating him up in a group. What kind of behavior is this? Isn't it just slapping him in the face with a stack of dirty money?

Can art be bought by money?

Yes, it can be purchased.


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