The head of the Thunder Dragon is made of iron, and the Heavenly Dragon Body is the immortal body that all practitioners dream of. This golden body and that Dharma form are like little brothers in front of the Heavenly Dragon Body.
Super durability, super self-healing ability and natural resistance to various spells make Thunder Dragon such a monster.
As for why Brother Zhang wanted to hit him, it was because he had triggered the spirit of speech just now. If he did not interrupt the spell casting, Zhang Yao would die.
If not to say that the Thunder Dragon is not as reliable as the Mouse, this guy's habit of talking nonsense has really been around for a long time. Although he has restrained himself slightly after having the Word Spirit, he still has the symptoms of going crazy when he sees a beautiful girl. This makes him crazy.
, then you really just ignore it and start talking nonsense one after another.
"Is he... really okay?"
Zhang Yao watched Thunder Dragon get up from the ground, and his head even had a large dent in it. It looked a bit scary, but he himself walked aside to reflect on it as if nothing was wrong, and the dent was
It returned to normal within a few seconds.
"It's okay, he's very strong."
"Is strong used to describe this state?" Zhang Yao pointed to his head: "His head is sunken..."
Brother Zhang laughed, and then laughed louder and louder, and finally it even turned into a hearty laugh. He actually didn’t know what was so funny about what Zhang Yao said, but with her unbelievable expression and wide-eyed stare
No matter how you look at it, you find it funny.
"Actually, more serious injuries are no problem. He..." Brother Zhang said to Zhang Yao after laughing: "He has a nickname called Phoenix."
Zhang Yao stared at Brother Zhang's eyes, as if confirming something, and then nodded seriously. Although she didn't say anything, she probably understood something. She might have met the legendary stranger... the stranger.
?Spiritual person? You can’t call him a weirdo anyway.
The mystery that Brother Zhang gave her yesterday not only was not solved today, but became even bigger today. She is not as easy to deceive as Zhu Zhenzhen. Although she did accept the theory of the charlatan, the more she thought about it while sitting at home, the more something was wrong, although she couldn't pinpoint the specifics.
There are problems, but I just feel that the logic is not smooth enough and there are bugs everywhere.
"Are you interested in cooperating with me?" Zhang Yao stopped asking Xiao Zhang's identity and just looked at him with her head raised: "I think you are so mysterious."
"There's nothing mysterious about it, I'm just an ordinary person." Brother Zhang smiled and said, "A nine-to-five office worker."
Even Yang Junfeng couldn't stand hearing what he said. He quickly took over the conversation and said to Zhang Yao: "I am his manager. If you have anything to say to me, don't always harass our artists."
"artist?"
"Well, you are an artist, you know how to act and dress up." Yang Junfeng turned to look at Brother Zhang: "What can you do if you just say it!"
Brother Zhang raised his eyes and glanced at Yang Junfeng. The two looked at each other. Then Brother Zhang sighed and sat on the stool: "Actually, there is nothing that cannot be said. It's just that our identities are difficult to reveal.
Otherwise, it will easily lead to death."
Zhang Yao became even more concerned when she said this. She stretched out her neck and said, "I promise not to tell anyone else."
A story? It really is a story. It was a complete story that a group of them spent nine years repairing and patching over a thousand bugs.
The content of the story is probably: Brother Zhang is actually a monk living in seclusion in the city, also known as an urban hermit. As for why he hides his identity, it is to avoid war and the use of people with evil intentions. After many years of operation, this milk tea
The store has gradually become an underground transportation station for urban entertainers...people with special abilities. People who come here every day are people with all kinds of strange abilities.
After Zhang Yao heard this clumsy story, she turned around and asked Yang Junfeng curiously: "How long have you guys been making up this story?"
"Nine years." Yang Junfeng scratched his head: "I am the editor-in-chief, can't I?"
Hearing his answer, Zhang Yao lost her temper completely. She didn't know whether she had entered a traffic stop for people with special abilities or a den for straight men. She had seen so many scumbags, and she suddenly saw such a big pot of straight men.
Man, she is still a little uncomfortable with it.
So Zhang Yao started to patch up the integrity and logic of the entire story for them on the spot. There were a few places that were particularly inconsistent, namely who was going to hunt them down, the way they evaded them, and the identity of each person.
"If a little plot is added to this place, saying that this is a problem left over from history, and a group of evil bad guys can support the direction of the entire story, and you are not avoiding but pulling up like Optimus Prime and Megatron.
Do you think things are reasonable? In the end, your identities are all real and not fake. If you say they are fake, are you underestimating the household registration system? There are businesses on this wall.
License, which is hard to believe. So there is no problem with the general direction of your story, but there are too many holes in the details."
Zhang Yao took notes while talking about Brother Zhang. After she finished speaking, Brother Zhang even raised his head and asked: "Is there anything else?"
Seeing the sincere eyes and confused tone of this straight man, Zhang Yao, who was originally full of hostility, laughed out loud for the first time.
She laughed, and Brother Zhang also laughed. After they both finished laughing, Zhang Yao stood up and said, "I'll have a dinner date with you in a few days. How about I leave you a phone number?"
Brother Zhang raised his hand and pointed to the reservation number above his head. Zhang Yao also raised her head and recorded it. Then she stood up and shook her phone: "I'll see you at my house in three days."
As soon as she left, the straight men around him swarmed around Brother Zhang like flies. Even the dogs and cats in the backyard came running over, just to hear him talk about how this bad fate came about.
of.
They asked all kinds of questions, but Brother Zhang just answered with a smile.
"I feel something is wrong." Yang Junfeng shook his finger and said seriously and firmly: "Have you ever seen me laughing like that?"
"I've never seen it before." Dahuang jumped on the lamp and shouted: "I've never seen it before!"
Just as Leilong was about to speak, Brother Zhang glared him back. And Yang Junfeng continued: "And you don't know, that is a very famous person, but when she looked at Chang'er, that little look in her eyes...
There must be something going on between these two."
Brother Zhang doesn't like to explain, but when he was told this, he had to explain that this was the second time they met, but this time the meeting was more dramatic, and Zhang Yao... that woman seemed to be born with a pair of watery breasts.
Eyes, when staring at people, always give the illusion of affection.
Although Brother Zhang doesn't know much about this kind of thing, he is calm enough and can clearly distinguish the emotions contained in a person's eyes. Zhang Yao's emotions are obviously more curious and expectant, and there is no such thing as these straight-faced people.
The kind of emotion a man talks about.
But...men, they are still teenagers until they die. They always have a million ways to think that a woman has fallen in love with them in their own world, just like the little girl in the next class smiled at them when they were eighteen years old.
After a while, they had already decided where their third child would go to kindergarten.
"So are you going to keep the appointment?"
"I don't think so." Brother Zhang said slowly, "She feels weird to me."
"Go ahead." Yang Junfeng said seriously: "You have already gone out to look for a job anyway, why can't you go on another date? That's Zhang Yao."
"That's right, she looks very rich. If you succeed, then the canned cats will be enough." Dahuang said with emotion, and even licked his mouth: "There are endless cans..."
Brother Zhang was about to speak when he heard his phone ringing. When he looked down, he found that Zhang Yao had actually added him as a VX friend. Zhang Yao's avatar looked like a robot, which looked very cool.
After the two of them became friends, a message came through: So your online name is Suiyue Anan.
"Go back to her!" Yang Junfeng encouraged excitedly: "Go back to her!"
Brother Zhang picked up his phone, looked up and down, left and right, and after a while he pressed one word: Hmm.
The moment this word was sent out, the whole audience was excited. It was as exciting as the Chinese team taking the lead to score against the Brazilian team.
"That's not the case for you."
Brother Zhang said dumbfounded: "This is too exaggerated."
At this moment, Zhang Yao sent another message. When she opened it, she saw two selfies, followed by a sentence: Which hairstyle looks good? Whichever one you like, I will do it.
After Yang Junfeng finished reading, he immediately took off on the spot. He was so excited that he rushed out of the door and shouted: "The iron tree is blooming!!!"
This voice called out Master Pi, Xiao Ma, who had just returned, and a bunch of other people, and even called out Xu Wei, who had fallen asleep after watching the stars all night.
After listening to Yang Junfeng's embellished narrative, all the men in the room were excited, but Master Pi and Sister Gou obviously didn't look so happy.
"Are Huang Pizi jealous?" Yang Junfeng walked over and put his hands on Master Pi's shoulders and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, it's useless, you are just a little pet."
Huang Pizi swung his body, and when he turned around, there was an overlord who took off his armor and turned Yang Junfeng over with a hammer. He sprayed fox fire from his nose and said fiercely: "No matter how big or small you are, I will kill you."
Seeing the frenzy of these people, Brother Zhang didn't know what to say. He just looked down at his phone silently. He was typing slowly. By the time he replied to the previous sentence, a lot of words had already been typed out by the other person. Xiao Zhang
Brother Zhang could only scratch his head and reply to one of the questions, but this obviously entered a vicious circle. Before he knew it, the other party almost wiped out his VX screen. How could this be done by the legendary social-phobic autistic person?
What? This is obviously a social maniac, right?
"Okay, I know you're annoying me. This is revenge for embarrassing me this afternoon. See you in three days."
Zhang Yao also sent the last message to Brother Zhang when the driver opened the door for her. Then she held the phone like this with a smile on her face. Then she used the phone as a mirror to play with her hair while sitting in the elevator.
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At this moment, she saw a black shadow slowly appear behind her. She immediately turned pale and took a deep breath. Then she quickly lowered her head and pretended not to see anything, but soon she saw the black shadow.
It came down from the top of her head, bent over and placed his face in front of her, t.
"Help...help...help...Annie Anne Anne..."
She babbled quickly until she heard the familiar voice of the smart assistant coming from the headphones behind her ears.
"Quick, quick...find someone to save me...it's here again."