Chapter 464 The end of the universe is the establishment
"Damn it, the car breaks down in a place like this."
The deputy manager got out of the car and took a look around, then kicked the broken car helplessly, then opened the door and shouted inside: "Come down and breathe, the car is broken, I'm calling a tow truck now."
The people in the car got off one after another, and they sat under the shade of the trees on the edge of the country road and started playing poker. The little Taoist priest didn't know how to play poker, so she picked milkvetch on the edge of the field. There wasn't much traffic on the road.
After all, they were already in the countryside, and their destination this time was one of the people on the death list. Although they did not need to take care of all the people, they still had to do things within the scope of their duties.
"Little sister, with this method of tossing, we probably won't be able to catch anyone when we get there."
The boss was an old man after all, and he had much more experience than the others, so he started asking. After all, they worked in such a high-profile manner, let alone alerting snakes, even earthworms were startled by their spring thunder.
Now those people involved are probably 80% exhausted, and it is impossible for them to stay here and wait to die.
"I know." The deputy director stood nearby and lit a cigarette: "But you still have to do what you need to do. I talked to the leaders today and they told us not to have high hopes, but they definitely didn't.
They have to run, except for those who have already gone abroad before, and now they cannot leave the country unless they swim out."
After finishing speaking, the deputy supervisor asked with a smile: "Boss, why do you want to do this?"
"Doesn't this mean that I can be assigned to the establishment? I thought that if I have been working like this all my life, I will be almost 50 in a blink of an eye, and I can retire in the establishment."
The boss had a helpless smile on his face when he spoke. He had been a ranger all his life, and at the end of the day he still had to rely on mixed labor to support himself in old age. It was a bit sad to say that.
"how about you?"
"Ah? Me?" Fairy Girl thought for a moment and then laughed: "My long-cherished wish is to kill all the demons in the world, but my ability is not very good. I can't defeat the more powerful ones. Those who come here to play tricks, you can subdue the demons."
I will be responsible for calling you all from behind."
"You are quite brave to say that, but I remember that your ability is not bad. During the assessment, you were ranked B-level and third-level."
The fairy lady didn't speak, but looked silently at the little Taoist priest who was breaking off the branches of the tree in the distance, her eyes full of confusion.
"Hey, how can you compare with her? There are only three people at her level in our unit nationwide. Two of them are provincial supervisors." The deputy director waved his hand and said: "The supervisors in our central provinces are not as good as her. I am also a municipal supervisor after all.
My deputy director, she beat me like a dog."
"What about you, hemorrhoids."
"You can call me a nickname, but you can't take away my nickname. I'm simple, just like the boss. The old lady at home helped me sign up for my name through connections, just to be able to mix with others. My hometown is in the countryside.
It will be difficult to go on a blind date without knitting." Hemorrhoid Cream said this: "I haven't thought about anything else. I am still single in my thirties. When I get better at it, I will go back to go on a blind date."
"It's an unlucky thing for you to say."
"Is there any good or bad luck? In this industry, no one has his head on his crotch, and no one knows whether he will die in the next second."
After listening to what he said, no one said anything, because everyone knew how much wastage in their profession every year. To put it bluntly, they were all consumables, but some things still had to be done by people. Since they chose this profession, there was no need for them.
There is nothing to complain about, just try to die later, and as for dying of old age, that is really a blessing from God.
Soon the tow truck came, and their car was towed to the nearest repair shop. It was not completely repaired until the edge of the night. After eating something, they set off on the road again, and this time they arrived at their destination smoothly.
The destination is a villa complex, which is the kind of resort center built in the mountains. This kind of place is not open to the public most of the time. You can understand the specific reasons. Although it looks simple and unpretentious from the outside, the feasting and feasting inside is only
Only those who have been there can taste the marrow and know the taste.
However, today this place is not as brightly lit as before, but rather dark.
It would be very scary at night in the mountains without lights. The hooting of owls is clear and loud, and there are many unknown songbirds. The atmosphere is directly heightened to the level of a horror movie.
Several people in the car came to the door. There was no one in the security room, and it was dark and empty. They looked at each other, and finally the deputy director spoke: "It seems that I got the news in advance. Run away."
Already."
"Not necessarily." The hemorrhoid ointment raised his nose and inhaled: "It smells like it."
"Is your shamanism so outrageous?"
"After you invite the gods to receive the immortals, the five senses and six senses will be strengthened for a while. We are all good immortals, not evil gods."
They have done some popular science on this before. Both the north and the south have this kind of magic to invite gods. In the south, it is called Ji, and in the north, it is called possession. However, in the south, there is a saying that "the true gods do not possess the body, and the possessed gods do not possess the true gods."
But this is not the case in shamanism. Although shamanism is not animism, it also uses fire, mountains, rivers, trees, sun, moon and stars, thunder and lightning, clouds, ice and snow, wind and rain, rainbows and certain animals in personified imagination and mystification.
Spirituality is regarded as the gods who dominate nature and the human world. Most of the gods in shamanistic rituals are enhancements of certain abilities given to humans by nature. For example, when I was a child, I watched "Sergeant Bresta", which featured the power of bears and eagles.
Eyes, the speed of a leopard, and the ears of a wolf, these are theoretically the abilities of shamanism and druidism, and they belong to the natural enhancement category.
Therefore, shamanism is essentially based on enhancement spells, which is why the ability will stay for a while after releasing the spell. Just like the car chased by the hemorrhoid cream last night, his various indicators are still very high today, which belongs to this category.
type.
"Is there anyone else inside? Where is he?"
"Here."
Following the direction of Hemorrhoid Ointment's finger, there were indeed several shadowy figures sitting under a big tree not far away. It looked like they were coming with bad intentions.
The deputy director took a look, and there were exactly five of them, no more, no less. It looked like they were waiting for them on purpose. The 5V5 situation on the scene was indeed a regular setting for a matching game.
He whispered: "Get ready for battle."
After saying that, he took out a swing stick from behind him, then reached out and pushed open the ajar door.
After walking in, through the moonlight, you can see with the naked eye that the five people under the tree are all weird. There is only one woman who looks like she has a real top, with a waist, a pert butt, a big face, and long hair shawl-shouldered.
, it looks like it's burning.
The other people are all weird. The one at the front is a fat guy with a bald head. He should weigh more than 300 kilograms. Sitting there, you can’t tell his height, but he is only 1.56 meters at most. The weather is not warm in the mountains now.
The temperature was even lower, but he was naked from the upper body, and even the fat could not be seen. The key point was that there was a string of LED lights hanging around his neck, for fear that others would not be able to see his white-haired pig-like fat.
There is a person sitting on the tree next to them. He is 1.7 meters tall and looks like a clothes pole. If you look carefully, you can see that it is a person. If you don't look carefully, you would think it is a stick insect mutated by nuclear radiation. The fat man below
His arms were so thick against his waist that he was sitting there still eating, just like a mantis eating.
One of the remaining two people is a dwarf, who doesn't look like a normal person at first glance, with a lot of flesh on his face. The body of a ten-year-old child has the face of a forty-five-year-old pig butcher. The other one is slightly normal.
The points are limited. The older man is wearing a sequined black silk fishnet suit with a fucking red panty underneath. Apart from the fat man, he is the most eye-catching in the moonlight. After seeing it, I want to pick out my own eyes.
Yeah.
"Hey, I'm talking about you guys. Such villains are no longer popular these days. Today's villains all wear small suits and small glasses. They smile politely and fight with deadly moves. You guys all belong to this category.
It was a look that only appeared in the martial arts novels serialized in newspapers in the 1960s and 1970s. Look at your Fat Touduo and Thin Touduo, there are too many traces of imitation."
Before the deputy director finished speaking, the woman who looked the most normal laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight: "Yeah, I just said your style is too exaggerated."
The deputy director was still looking at the woman who was speaking when he suddenly felt his collar being pulled. When he turned around, he found that the person pulling him was hemorrhoid cream, and there was already a thorn in the place where he was standing just now.
There, as long as there is no hemorrhoid cream and a tug like this, his entire reproductive system and one-third of his rectum will definitely not be saved.
"You guys have gone too far. You are just conducting a sneak attack."
"You said it yourself, a classic villain. Of course a villain has to do villain things." The one who spoke was still the bad woman. She stood up charmingly and raised her hand gently: "I'm here to play with you."
As soon as he finished speaking, a large number of ground thorns suddenly spurted out from the ground. They hurriedly avoided it, then found the right opening and picked up their weapons to kill them. Soon the two parties were fighting each other.
The boss fights against the stick insect, the hemorrhoid ointment fights against the fat man, the deputy manager fights with the little dwarf, and the fairy girl starts fighting with the sequined black stockings. The only thing left is the little Taoist priest with potato chips in his hand standing over the bad guy.
In front of the woman, the two of them didn't even look at each other, because the little Taoist priest's attention was entirely on the potato chips.
The bad woman frowned when she saw her appearance, and with a wave of her slender hand, a wind knife blew over, but the little Taoist priest didn't even look at it, and dodged the wind knife with a flick of his head. This hand made the bad woman
The woman was startled, then she turned her hands, and two long thorns appeared in her hands, and the tip of her toes stuck out of the little Taoist priest's face.
"Little Potato, work!" the deputy supervisor shouted.
"Yeah!" The little Taoist priest heard the leader's activation command, threw the plastic bag in his hand, and flicked the bad woman twice with both hands. The two copper coins flew out and hit the sharp spike in the bad woman's hand.
superior.
The terrifying force caused the bad woman's weapon to be released directly, and even the tiger's mouth was torn out, and blood immediately flowed. She took a breath of cold air from the pain, quickly took a few steps back, and carefully looked at the man in front of her.
A little sister who doesn’t look like an adult anyway.
"Hey, you still recruit child labor?"
After saying that, she drew the talisman with the blood from the tiger's mouth and drew it on her palm. Then she muttered words for a while, and the wound began to heal quickly, and then the various functions of the body were quickly replenished and strengthened.
After a short pause, she suddenly accelerated towards the little Taoist priest, and slashed her neck with a knife made with one hand. However, the little Taoist priest did not dodge, but held up one hand to defend against the thunderous blow.
The next moment, the bad woman's sixth sense suddenly activated, and she moved back almost instinctively. Then the little Taoist priest's critical finger came down from where she was just standing. Although she didn't hit, the finger of that finger came down.
Zhifeng directly made a big hole where the bad woman was standing.
The bad woman had to be careful at first, but the next moment she felt her eyes blurred, and then she couldn't find the figure of the little Taoist priest. By the time she came to her senses, the little Taoist priest had already come to her and made a move.
The unified immortal showed her the way and flew her out.
"Here's a Taoist." The little Taoist muttered, lowered his body, and rushed forward: "Suffer death."
With a heavy elbow blow, the bad woman flew more than ten meters away and landed heavily on the ground.
At this time, the fighting was almost over on both sides. Both sides were evenly matched and suffered some injuries, but only the bad woman was pushed to the ground and rubbed by the little Taoist priest.
"What do these people do?" The deputy manager broke away from the dwarf's attack range and came behind the little Taoist priest to form a back-to-back posture with her: "Their posture is so strange."
"The heretic within the evil heretic."
"Isn't it a crooked way?"
"Here's a heretic, right? A heretic from the Nine Gates and Twelve Paths." The boss also escaped in embarrassment at this time. The stick insect's attacks were fast and detailed. Although the boss had the upper hand in the first battle, he was already covered in dense wounds.
The wound is broken.
"Haven't heard much about it."
"Those who escaped from Buddhism but went to extremes. That woman should be Jade Guanyin, and the thin man should be Jianglong."
"Zhou Cao, I've heard that these guys are a cult."
At this moment, the blood-red aura on the little Taoist priest suddenly began to surge, and he murmured: "Heretics can be killed..."
After saying that, a red light appeared in her eyes, which looked scary. Then suddenly a strong wind roared, and she was already plunged into the crowd. She pushed the fat man away with her left hand, and hit the stick insect with a heavy punch with her right hand.
She didn't know whether she was alive or dead in the tree, and the other two people attacked her with weapons. Four hands suddenly appeared behind her, forming a six-handed golden body, which jammed their weapons and threw them away with great force.
The little Taoist priest seemed to be thinking about the bad woman at this time. Her copper coins turned into a copper coin sword and he approached her step by step. The bad woman had been blinded just now. This time she saw such a evil star coming to kill her, and she was frightened.
After a jump, she put her hands behind her back and moved back. Seeing that the opponent was not very fast, she quickly whistled, and then the injured people quickly turned into smoke and disappeared.
"Little sister, I don't want to play with you."
After saying that, she disappeared with a bang, and after the little Taoist priest saw her leaving, he put away his murderous intention and slowly returned to normal.
"I'm afraid we have offended a terrible organization." The deputy director held his stomach and said, "Zhou Cao, my intestines are about to come out. Hurry up and treat me."
At this time, Fairy Lady rushed over with a shovel: "Don't move, I'll clean your wound!"
The boss looked at where they disappeared and turned to look at the hemorrhoid ointment: "Bai Lian is a heretic, right?"
"Probably, go back and report it. This matter may be a bit big."