Opening the curtains, the warm late spring sun shines directly into the room, illuminating every detail of the mess in the room.
Brother Zhang put on his pants but couldn't find his shirt after looking around, so he walked out and asked, "Where's my shirt?"
At this moment, Miss Jin is making breakfast in the kitchen, and she is wearing Brother Zhang's shirt. What people didn't expect is that she, who is usually full of aura, loves girly cotton underwear.
"It's on me, you can wear pajamas." Miss Jin turned around and said with a smile.
"Oh, where are the pajamas?"
"In the second drawer of the middle door of the wardrobe."
Brother Zhang took out his pajamas from the drawer and put them on. They actually fit him perfectly. So he walked to the kitchen door, leaned there and asked with a smile: "Why do you have men's pajamas here?"
"Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared." Jin Mei put the fried eggs and steak on the plate: "I can't cook, they are all quick meals in the refrigerator, so just eat them."
Brother Zhang didn't say anything, he just took the plate and put it on the dining room table, then took off the apron from the side: "Let me do it."
Miss Jin was not polite and just gave him the kitchen. Brother Zhang first took off two slices of white bread, spread butter on them, put cheese on them, covered them with bacon, and placed them side by side in the air fryer.
Ten degrees and fifteen minutes, then mix tomatoes, purple cabbage, lettuce, corn, pineapple with lemon juice, sea salt and olive oil. Finally, beat eggs, flour and starch into a thin liquid and make pancakes in a pan.
And rolled those vegetables in pancakes.
While he was cooking, Miss Jin stood at the door and watched him: "Have you ever considered that if I get pregnant, your eldest son will be a half-demon."
"When people are impulsive, they don't think so much." Brother Zhang said as he started to heat the milk, "And you should be able to avoid it."
"You can, but it's not necessary." Miss Jin crossed her arms and smiled, "I'm very particular about fate. When fate comes, it will come."
"Then come."
Brother Zhang put the food on the plate and brought it to the table. Then he took off his apron and said, "It's time to eat."
Miss Jin walked over and sat down, and began to eat in small bites. She had to admit that the man opposite her was much better at cooking than hers. Compared with his, the food she cooked could only be used to feed dogs.
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"Exchange the steak for your bread." Miss Jin took a bite of the steak, put the meat on Brother Zhang's plate, and then took away his cheese bread.
It took the two of them forty minutes to finish breakfast quietly. The weekend morning seemed particularly long. Miss Jin reached out and waved, and all the tableware became as shiny as new and returned to their original positions.
She got up and walked to the coffee machine and started making coffee. When she started grinding the coffee beans, she suddenly asked: "Have you solved your inner demons?"
Brother Zhang didn't say anything, he just raised his head and looked at Miss Jin for a while, then stood up and walked forward, holding Miss Jin's waist with both hands: "It's still a little bit worse."
If the room is messy, just make it a little messier. It doesn't matter anyway. After all, spring is only coming to an end. If you don't hurry up, it will be too late.
Maybe it was because he missed his entire adolescence, or maybe it was because of the depraved effect of the principal's happy house. He seemed to be tireless and didn't stop until near noon.
"I may have to change my name to Miss Puff in the future."
After taking a shower, Miss Jin wiped her hair and walked back to the room. She looked at Xiao Zhang who was putting on socks and said.
"Why?"
"Because the puffs are full of cream, and they come out as soon as you squeeze them, just like me."
Brother Zhang was silent for a few seconds before reacting: "Wow, you are such a dirty person."
"Today is the weekend, go shopping with me."
"Okay." Lan
Even though he was having a wild time in the house, it was like a fairy tale coming to reality when he walked out. The calm dress and the straight white shirt were dignified, elegant and gentle. The combination may not be fashionable, but it is enough for anyone to stop and watch.
"Are there many people looking at you?" Xiao Zhang also noticed that many people's eyes were focused on them: "Are you dressed up too beautifully?"
"What? Are you jealous too?" Miss Jin raised her head and looked at him curiously: "It's really rare."
"Not really, I'm just not used to being noticed."
"Actually, at least half of them are looking at you." Miss Jin squinted her eyes against the sunshine and looked at Brother Zhang's profile, then stood up on tiptoes and kissed him: "Wild animals use special methods to enclose their territories.
I can do it too."
"Are you going to pee on me?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Will it dye my white shirt yellow?"
"No, I drank a lot of water." Lan
In the eyes of others, they looked like a close couple making love, and they had no idea what the content and direction of their chat was. But if passers-by heard the content of their conversation, they would definitely feel that these two people really belong together.
They are dressed like beasts and are so perverted that they are outrageous.
"Want to watch a movie?" Miss Jin asked: "You haven't taken me to watch a serious movie yet."
The two of them stopped when they reached the entrance of the cinema. Looking at the posters of the recently released blockbusters, they began to discuss them.
Brother Zhang pointed to one of the posters and said: "Pan Jinlian's brave journey to the island of death? It's really hard for me to imagine that we, as Universe Zero, would have such a taste of movies. Movies from other worlds are really great."
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"It's the one next to you."
"Flying Zombies vs. Ancient Crocodile King." Brother Zhang frowned and stared at the strange poster: "Okay, just watch whatever you like."
The two of them spent 45 yuan to cover the whole movie theater to watch Flying Zombies vs. Ancient Crocodiles. To be honest, the explosion was ugly, and with the poor special effects and plot, the 45 yuan would have been better spent buying some potato chips and feeding the seagulls at the beach.
Accompanied by the screams of the heroine in the movie after being frightened by zombies and crocodiles, the two of them finished two large buckets of popcorn.
"What are your plans now?"
"What do you think?" Brother Zhang said helplessly: "I don't know what to do next. You also know that I have been out of touch with society for a long time."
This is true. Although Brother Zhang has been trying to integrate into society, his ability is destined to make it impossible to integrate into society like ordinary people. In addition, the people he can actually communicate with are also very limited, so his
In fact, whether it's a way of thinking or a way to behave, I have lagged behind for a long time. Sometimes I even feel like a nerd.
"Well, after the summer vacation, you have finished teaching this class of students. Why not change the environment and go to a strange environment."
"Change the map again? I quite like being a teacher."
"Then just keep doing it, I'm just giving you a suggestion." Lan
"Hmm." Brother Zhang thought for a while: "Then continue to be a teacher. It will also help you get rid of your inner demons."
Miss Jin immediately laughed so hard that she nudged him with her elbow: "You really know the taste after eating the marrow, right?"
"There's nothing you can do about it, you're not very good at slaying demons."
However, Brother Zhang's idea was shattered in the end, because when they walked out of the cinema, they received a call from the school affairs office. Brother Zhang was expelled. The reason for the expulsion was that he was not qualified for the high-intensity teaching tasks.
, In fact, Qing Lingzi’s explanation is that the Holy Master should no longer hold a position in the school, because here he cannot experience a complete life of his own, and he should do something that allows him
Work that feels free.
Looking at Qing Lingzi's eloquent essay of several thousand words, Brother Zhang smiled and explained it to Miss Jin.
"His subordinate is very thoughtful, but is he capable of cutting things off first and then dealing with them later?" Miss Jin became so powerful that even the sycamore trees on the street were blown to pieces with fallen leaves: "It's really arrogant."
"Don't blame him." Brother Zhang waved his hand and said, "I asked him to make his own arrangements, and I agree with his decision." Lan
"Okay, since it's you, I don't have anything to say, so what are you going to do?"
"Let's watch the last few games first. Although they are about to graduate, they are still my students." Brother Zhang said after a moment of silence with his hands behind his back: "The farm doesn't need me very much. There are little succubi and the others.
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"Succubus?"
"Don't worry, I can't even see her in my current state." Brother Zhang said with a helpless smile: "She will become addictive and poisoned."
"Yes." Miss Jin nodded: "Then you can stay at my place for the time being."
"Um?"
"It's convenient to get rid of inner demons. Don't you think that my skills are poor? I have to show my housekeeping skills." Miss Jin sighed and said: "Where will you take me to play in the evening?" Lan
"Then how about watching Pan Jinlian's brave adventure on the island of death?"
"are you crazy?"
And just when they were about to watch Pan Jinlian's heroic adventure on Death Island, in the Golden Triangle area, Black Guanyin and his subordinates had all arrived and were waiting to be greeted.
When Long Danchen came out with Huahua, Black Guanyin in ninja attire and Gemini in smaller ninja attire also came to greet them.
"Are you sick?" Huahua scolded Black Guanyin at the first sight.
Hei Guanyin was stunned for a moment and realized it was this old woman. She also frowned and asked, "Are you the one who is sick?"
This stunned Long Danchen, who was holding a banner to welcome people next to him. He quickly stepped forward and said, "You two know each other? No...what happened?" Lan
"You wait a moment."
Huahua dragged Hei Guanyin and walked to the side: "Is there something wrong with you? This place needs a Heiling Mountain Lord to lead a team?"
"You are the one with the problem, right? The god-level leader of the three realms, Emperor Fengdu, is still recruiting foreign aid. What's wrong with you? You can fucking challenge that old bitch Amaterasu, okay?"
"You are sick."
"You are sick!"
"You are sick!
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"You have!" Lan
"If you don't accept it, let's fight." Hei Guanyin drew out his ninja sword and said, "Come on, come on, I'll make you cry mother with one strike of my sword."
The umbrella in Huahua's hand gradually turned into the Fengdu Tusheng Staff: "Come!"
At this time, Long Danchen listened carefully to the situation here, and saw that the posture of the two of them seemed not to be optimistic... But he couldn't understand at all why the flower boss started to have sex with the foreign aid. It looked quite intense.
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However, the fight did not start in the end. Hei Guanyin took the initiative to put away the knife: "Forget it, I am not familiar with you. I came here with a secret order. It has nothing to do with you. If you want to complain, go to the boss."
"Who is your boss?"
"Your boss."
The two of them were speechless immediately. Huahua scratched her head and said, "Maybe he is a little sick." Lan
"He must be a little sick. Then...should we still fight?"
"A slap in the face, two god-level fights, one person eats a spatula." Hei Guanyin touched his forehead: "Look, I have scars here."
"Then you are miserable."
"No, I ate two spatulas."
Huahua's eyes were full of sympathy: "Whoever made you rebellious, I have never eaten a spatula."
"Those who eat spatulas are honored. Those who can eat that kind of spatulas are beyond the reach of ordinary people."
Long Danchen, who was eavesdropping, didn't hear anything else. Now all he could think about was spatulas and eating spatulas. He was extremely puzzled now. He had no idea why he had to eat spatulas and there were actually people who wanted to eat spatulas.
To be proud of.
The two people, who were at war with each other at first, finally reached a reconciliation because of the spatula and began to hide aside and chat about the main content of the mission. While they were chatting privately there, Long Danchen could only receive the second-in-command of the foreign aid team.
They are the twin stars who look like children no matter how you look at them.
"Kid, tell uncle, what are you doing here?" Long Danchen squatted in front of Gemini: "It's very dangerous here, please don't participate, okay?"
Gemini glanced at it, and a stone on the roadside floated up. Then she gently turned her fingers into claws and directly squeezed the stone into a particle state, turning it into a ball of hot meteors and finally disappeared.
"I'll take it..." Long Danchen took two steps back and looked at the disillusioned stone: "Can one person produce nuclear fusion now?"
"No." Gemini shook his head and said in a childish voice: "That's called annihilation, the annihilation of matter and antimatter, but I absorbed the explosion energy."
Gemini stretched out his two hands: "The left hand is nothingness, it can absorb a lot of energy. The right hand is burst, it can create contradictory worlds. The right hand is burst, the left hand is nothingness, I am super powerful."
Long Danchen wiped the cold sweat from his head: "I can see it, I can see it... She is indeed the person brought here by my brother Zhang. What about the big sister with the protruding front and back? What can she do?" Lan
Gemini's face fell: "She can beat me..."
Based on such a brief introduction, Long Danchen felt that he was probably stable. As expected, his brother Zhang, the god of war in the region, had some connections. He could get such monsters. This depends on the classification of his world. This little sister
It starts at the 3S level and must be preceded by a super-burning level, which is the transcendent SSS level. Even Long Danchen in his peak period was nothing more than this.
But that older sister with her bulging front and back is very strangely dressed and looks like an H-game heroine. I'm afraid she's at this level. How could anyone else summon such a person? It's him, Brother Zhang, who is in trouble.
"Little sister, can I take you to dinner first? Then take a rest and we'll talk about anything tomorrow."
"Okay." Gemini was very obedient. She looked at Long Danchen for a while, and then stretched out her hand to him.
"Okay, uncle will hold your hand." Long Danchen stood up and held Gemini's hand.
But the next moment he collapsed on the ground like a deflated balloon, and Gemini's eyes were full of cunning: "Uncle, you are holding your left hand. The left hand is nothingness and will suck your energy."
At this time, Hei Guanyin rushed up with a quick step and kicked Gemini on the butt: "Give it back! I told you not to do bad things outside. If you mess around again, I will send you back!"