The whole world has suffered a disaster, but normal things still need to be carried out, such as the World's No. 1 Martial Arts Conference.
Nowadays, there are not many entertainment activities. What is left is that these guys who are not afraid of wind and rain are fighting each other to add some fun. So now, as long as the power is not cut off, people stay at home and wait for the country to send relief.
Watching strong men fighting each other on TV.
On September 1st, the second round of the World's No. 1 Martial Arts Conference officially kicked off. It was truly rain or shine. The snow on the venue was already up to the thighs, but it did not affect their normal opening.
However, these people were not afraid of this thing. They stepped up and blew the snow away with the palm of Tathagata, and then started to fight.
Didn't Long Danchen sign up? He also rushed over after receiving the notification. As soon as he came over, he saw his teammates he picked up from the roadside standing in a row at the door.
Each of them held a bag of steamed buns in their hands and ate them while standing in the wind and snow. They looked quite miserable.
"Brothers can't be so miserable, can they?"
Long Danchen walked forward with a smile: "Come on, come on, we haven't come on stage yet, I'll treat you to a meal."
The three illusory gods of heaven, you look at me, I look at you, then put the bun into his pocket, Nezha stretched out his hand and gestured: "Please!"
It's not just that they are living a simple life, they are really poor. After they stopped working, they relied on Zhang Xu to take orders online. They usually don't feel that way in the countryside, but this time in the city, it's completely different.
Prices have indeed risen a lot since the natural disaster, and Zhang Xu has been unable to receive business during this period, so the four of them are really as poor as a family.
Don't ask relatives and friends for help. The Three Illusion Gods have truly betrayed their class. Now if I go back to ask those people before, I'm sorry...it's shameful.
So life during this period is really hard, and eating steamed buns is already considered a good idea. A few days ago, they went to the supermarket and picked up a lot of instant noodles that were six years past their expiration date. The noodles smelled of oil, so they should eat them as usual.
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But they don't feel sad. After all, they have all experienced great suffering. This little fact is nothing. It's just a pity that if the divine power is still there, they can actually not eat at all, but now the divine power needs to take drugs to restore it.
, and those medicines have to wait until the time comes to compete in the arena, I really can’t bear to part with them.
Long Danchen took them to a high-end restaurant near the stadium. There were very few people here, and the price was three times more expensive than before the natural disaster. A steak used to cost more than 800, but now it costs almost 2,200.
That's okay, but the problem is that the whole environment is here now. The rich people have gone to the south to seek refuge. The remaining people who are still struggling to support themselves in this place are ordinary working people, so this kind of thing is natural.
That means it can't be sold.
Long Danchen ordered food for these four "young men", then sat there and acted like a boss: "You guys are living in such a miserable life. You should have said hello to me earlier. If you don't say anything else, just take care of the food."
It’s no problem to stay here.”
The monkey wanted to curse when he said this. After all, when he ate the flat peach and ginseng fruit, Long Danchen and his ancestors were not yet in human form, but in the end he was stepped on by Nezha. Nezha chuckled: "Thank you, thank you very much,
It’s been a really hard time during this time.”
"It's normal. It's a natural disaster. There's really nothing we can do about it." Long Danchen sighed, and then continued: "You guys are planning to play the game to win bonuses, right? That's not easy. Due to the competition system this time, there are too many strong players.
Did you see that old man and old lady team last time? It was so scary."
Nezha nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, we are just preparing to make some money."
This competition has attracted a lot of attention, so the sponsors are also very generous. Not only will the top three in the finals receive various high rewards, but even the teams that appear in the group will receive very good rewards.
Let's put it this way, even if you can qualify in the group, you can sit back and relax for the rest of your life. If you can get the first place, that will be even more amazing. If you can represent the human world and get the first place, then just wait.
Well, Po Tian's wealth hit him directly on the head, and he couldn't even react.
"It's a good idea, but the difficulty is a bit high. I think you guys don't look like ordinary people. Why don't you just do it with me? You won't have to fight and kill me. I'm sure it won't be painful."
"Oh?" Nezha turned his head and raised his neck to look at Long Danchen, and asked in an exaggerated tone: "How did you tell that we are not ordinary people?"
Long Danchen blinked his eyes quickly. These four people were wearing short-sleeved clothes in freezing temperatures. They were standing on the roadside eating steamed buns without shivering or stamping their feet. The tall one didn't speak much, but there was a faint smile between his eyebrows.
Guang, this is a typical introverted divine light. That dry and thin guy, although he looks like a monkey, but looking at the muscles and skin, you can tell that this thing has a hard foundation of kung fu, and this guy with a fair and tender baby face,
Although he is also a glib person, if the snowflakes fall on his head, they will smoke and evaporate directly.
There was also the young man who seemed to have the lowest status. He had a tattoo on his left hand and a tattoo on his right hand. At first, Long Danchen didn’t think anything of it, but then he suddenly discovered that the positions of the two tattoos were wrong.
With such a strange combination, and he wanted to sign up for the challenge, why did he need to ask why he could see it? Isn't it obvious?
Long Danchen is just a madman, but he is not stupid, he is as smart as a monkey.
"Don't do that useless thing. It's fate that our children meet each other. Let me ask you if you want to do it."
At this moment Sanyan actually laughed: "But we don't know what you do yet."
When Long Danchen heard what he said, he became very excited on the spot. He immediately began to describe his grand ambition and dominance to the four of them using the speed painting mode. Bragging and painting cakes were Long Danchen's strengths.
In addition, he does still have some foundation, so he is actually quite attractive.
"You guys may not know, but my soon-to-be girlfriend is the special commentator here. Originally, the focus of my development was in Southeast Asia. This place is really a sad place for me, but she came over to explain. I was worried so I told her
come and see."
"Who is it?" Nezha continued: "Specially invited commentators? There are several of them."
Long Danchen slapped the table: "It's that very cute girl in black clothes."
As he spoke, Long Danchen took out his phone and fiddled with it for a while. He found a close-up of Huahua's explanation and took it out to give the four of them a look.
After seeing this, the Three Illusion Gods were completely silent. Their first reaction was that the grandson in front of them was a liar.
If others don't know her, how can they not know her? This girl is the new Emperor Fengdu. Even though I'm here, I don't dare to brag to others that Emperor Fengdu is my girlfriend-to-be. Isn't this a joke?
"Don't believe it?"
Long Danchen curled his lips: "You guys are ignorant, I'll call her over."
He picked up the phone and dialed. Huahua picked up the phone and asked, "If you fart, hurry up."
"I'm at the Western restaurant next to the competition venue. Come over here. I'm recruiting people to join my team. I have four good young talents. Don't you always complain that you don't have anyone under you? This is a great opportunity."
"Okay, wait."
About five minutes later, Huahua strolled over. Long Danchen raised his hand to her from afar. Huahua came here yawning and just sat down. The three fantasy gods opposite him were all numb.
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And Huahua looked at these people up and down: "Hey, aren't these the Three Illusion Gods?"
"Do you know me?"
"I don't know him." Huahua shook his head and said, "I've just heard of it, but I haven't really interacted with him."
When Long Danchen heard this, he became even more excited: "That's great. It turns out you are famous. Then we can work together to achieve a great cause."
I originally thought that the idiot in front of me was bragging, but when he summoned the emperor, the soles of Nezha's feet were numb, but he still didn't believe this bitch who said that the emperor was his prospective girlfriend.
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"I don't have time to hang out with you. I'm very busy over there, and a lot of people have died recently." Huahua stood up and said, "You can braise the hairtail at home tonight, and you can cook the beef as well as the potatoes."
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"Is there nothing else?"
Seeing Huahua about to leave, Long Danchen raised his head and asked, "What should I do with that carrot?"
"Stew the ribs and add less salt."
After saying that, Huahua left like this, while the remaining three illusory gods looked at Long Danchen in shock. Nezha asked curiously: "Are you two living together?"
"It doesn't matter. She rented a house nearby in order to be a special guest. I happened to be participating in the competition, so I lived with her."
Aren’t we still living together?
They didn't understand how the dignified old man from Fengdu, the Black Wind Hero, could choose such a guy whose modeling was so sloppy that he couldn't even compare to the good-looking monkeys on Mount Emei.
But if I don’t understand, I can only hold it in. This kind of thing is somewhat private. Who knows what kind of thing this thing stepped on or what point it poked. Maybe he is the son of the plane.
Oh, this is unlikely. The father of the plane is there. It makes no sense that the son of the plane is so big.
Long Danchen didn't know the thoughts in these people's minds, and he still put aside the painting. His idea was very simple and beautiful. He just wanted to draw these uncles into his team. After all, there was competition during this period.
The situation is fierce, and all forces are strictly guarding against the leakage of high-level combat capabilities. This makes Long Danchen's team very difficult to lead. It is a paradox. He wants to expand his team but does not want to be spoiled.
At this time, Sanyan, who had been silent all this time, spoke up: "You can get us to join the gang, but there is a prerequisite."
"Say!" Long Danchen said proudly, "As long as you guys say it, I will pick all the stars in the sky for you."
He had planned it, but he really couldn't ask for it... Anyway, it was that indescribable thing, and the worst he could do was get poked again. As a man, being poked for a dream is not an unspeakable thing, and bearing the humiliation is nothing more than that.
"We want to get the first place in this competition." Sanyan looked at Long Danchen with a smile: "How about it? Is it okay?"
Long Danchen scratched his head and thought for a while, then said after a long silence: "Okay! It's on me!"
This is harder than reaching for the stars, to be honest. This preliminary round is a lot of rotten fish and shrimps, you can try your luck, but in this semi-finals, no one is a fuel-efficient lamp, both of them are very scary, their own abilities
Even though he is so defiant, he is only at a mid-level level. The guys in front of him look worse than me. How can they be ranked first?
"In that case, we don't want to have any shortcomings, so you'd better make yourself stronger."
"Ha?" Long Danchen was stunned. He didn't expect that he was being looked down upon: "No, brother, are you right? You are not as good as me."
They just looked at each other, and then looked at Long Danchen and laughed together, and Long Danchen was also confused: "No, why are you laughing?"
After saying that, the Three Fantasy Gods took Zhang Xu and stood up. Sanyan, Monkey and Nezha all patted him on the shoulder when they left. Zhang Xu thought for a while and stretched out his hands but did not pat him.
I conveniently put Monkey's untouched steak on the pastry plate and took it out, eating while walking...
"These people are weird." Long Danchen looked back and said to himself: "What's weird?"
The temperature continues to drop, but this does not affect the preparations of each team. There are three teams in Chang'an Alley. The Old Aunt Team has to withdraw from the game because it has to participate in the rescue organization. After all, for them, the game is just a joy.
, if you really want to make a difference in your old age, you still have to become an angel mother rescue team.
The remaining two teams are the RNM Family Bucket Team composed of Captain Dahuang and the Fairy Tiger Dog Team of Twelve Spirits. Captain Dahuang’s team is also assembled, and does not use the pony’s team recommendation, removing the Red Dust Swordsman Jade
Heng, Xiaoshe and Yingsha were replaced by He Shuilin, the first sister of the live broadcast, Niannian who had no education and Jin Huiming, the machete potato.
The reason for removing Yu Heng is that he currently has a heavy disaster relief mission and it is not convenient for him to take on private work. As for Xiao She, of course it is because Brother Zhang disagrees. As for Ying Sha, he must still be punished and cannot come out for the time being, but Xiao Ma
There was also a hint of looseness in Brother Zhang's tone, so Li Ying probably missed a chance to come back.
However, with their current configuration, although they are not strong, they are not weak either. Needless to say, Dahuang and Xiaohei, one is the super cat goddess and the other is Artemis. Needless to say, Nian Nian, the war machine Nian Beast of the Mountain and Sea Realm
He is a sub-adult. There is also a little potato who is also carrying a Tushanqi corpse. The only one is He Shuilin who is a bit weaker, but it is not bad. It is better than not being able to recruit enough people and being beaten violently.
And here I have to mention Jiang Piaozhou. Jiang Piaozhou has joined a team of Sword Immortals. The five of them all have sword attributes. Their strength is unknown, but they will definitely have full effect in fighting.
Da Huang now pulls his team members to train there every day, and the intensity is very high. The most interesting thing is that when Xiao Tudou saw Nian Nian for the first time, she recognized that this was the big monster she met for the first time after going down the mountain.
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Then she had to challenge Nian Nian, but in the end Xiao Hei and Da Huang grabbed Nian Nian's mouth together, and He Shuilin rushed over and pulled Little Potato out of Nian Nian's mouth.
From then on, Xiaodudou no longer dared to fight with Niannian... because she really knew how to eat people.