To be honest, if something like rhubarb hooks up with a little girl, it is simply a dimension-reducing blow. Within a few days, it has already fascinated Miss Dai, and she is obsessed with it.
The elegant Mediterranean prodigal and the warlord lady imprisoned by feudal ethics.
Why isn't this more exciting than the script of the landowner's eldest daughter and the family's lieutenant?
Dahuang completely displayed the elegance, coolness, nobility and eroticism that did not belong to this era and belonged to cats in front of Miss Dai, and then always looked for opportunities to provoke and stimulate Adjutant Liu.
Finally, on a sunny autumn day, Adjutant Liu couldn't help but take out his gun and shot Dahuang to death, and then had Dahuang's body thrown into a mass grave.
Of course, it is unrealistic for a bullet to kill Dahuang, but the problem is that Miss Dai doesn't know. When she learned that the elegant "Italian consultant" died under the gun of Adjutant Liu, Miss Dai's mind was shaken.
Almost collapsed.
He rushed to his father to complain, but the answer he got was not satisfactory to her, because Adjutant Liu was the biological son of Commander Dai's old comrade. Back then, Liu sacrificed his life to cover his retreat, and now he really wanted to fight for a way out.
An unknown foreign coach dealt with Lao Liu's son, so how could he explain it to his old subordinates?
Therefore, Commander Dai ignored his daughter's request and locked up Miss Dai to prevent her from going crazy. Then the incident ended with Miss Dai being placed under house arrest.
"When you can bask in the sun with peace of mind, who cares if there is another sad person in the world."
Dahuang sighed: "Girls in this era are really easy to deceive. They are so innocent and good-natured. Compared with the strange species I usually come into contact with, they are like little white flowers blooming in stories.
"
He used his tail to point at the likes of Luna Blackie and Coral, using a disdainful tone to despise a goddess and a banshee and described them as rotten things.
"You."
Brother Zhang took a lot of it off the counter: "Don't always play tricks on people, your love will come one day, and I'll see how you cry when the time comes."
Dahuang laughed loudly, then jumped up on the counter again: "Love? Are you kidding me? I can't understand anything else, but I still can't understand love? What is love or not, it is the most worthless thing in the world.
"
Brother Zhang just smiled but did not continue to argue with Dahuang, because first of all Dahuang is stubborn, there is no doubt about this, he is stubborn and has the dream of rejuvenating the country.
Murong Fu, it’s you.
Secondly, Dahuang has never been in love, but Brother Zhang can see the future, but he rarely talks about it. Dahuang... will also meet the right man. That relationship will leave Dahuang bruised and bruised.
The result of this is that Dahuang is playful and likes to play with others. When he finally fell, he found that there was no ladder to come up.
It's just...how to put it, some things still need to be experienced personally to get a change in concept. Just go with it, evil people will be punished by evil people.
"I went out to play."
Dahuang jumped off the counter, stretched his limbs on the ground, then squeezed the door and sauntered out.
Dahuang felt bored when she was walking outside, so she listened to gossip everywhere. She could also listen to the trivial stories about her parents with gusto.
She heard some news about bandits at the market. It was said that Li Erzhu from the village got married a few days ago, but the new wife was kidnapped by bandits on the way. She sent a leg to their family at noon the next day.
, not to mention how miserable it is.
Dahuang felt quite curious, so he hid in a secluded place and transformed into a human form. Then he squatted next to a stall and listened carefully, and occasionally asked a question or two.
After piecing together the pieces of information, Dahuang probably got a relatively complete information, that is, these bandits have a certain relationship with Commander Dai, and may even be his people, because every time the front is defeated, the bandits will become particularly rampant.
The people from all over the country are struggling to survive, so Commander Dai will order to suppress the bandits.
However, this suppression of bandits is not for nothing. If you want to suppress bandits, ordinary people have to pay a tax, which is euphemistically called the "security tax." Not long after receiving the tax, Commander Dai rarely even sends troops out.
, the bandits will naturally stop for a while.
It has been going on like this for seven or eight years. The people are not fools to let them be fooled like this, but there is nothing they can do. After all, in this era of war and chaos, no matter where you run, you will end up. It is better to grit your teeth and spend money to avoid disasters.
.
"That's what they said."
After Dahuang walked back for a while, he began to report the situation here to Brother Zhang. After hearing this, Brother Zhang just hummed: "It must be a group. I also heard about this a few days ago. As long as this handsome man
It is an unwritten rule that wherever you go to recuperate, there will be banditry."
While Brother Zhang was chatting with Dahuang, a few people strolled in from outside. They looked a bit unkind. They came and sat in front of the table. Although they also ordered food, they just wanted to find trouble.
Come.
"Shopkeeper, welcome to me with good wine and delicious food. Hurry up. Grandpa has something to do after finishing his meal."
Brother Zhang raised his eyes and looked at them, then said with a smile: "Sorry, the store has been booked by Miss Dai during this period and is not open to the public."
"damn it!"
As soon as the leading man slammed the table, he pulled out a pistol from his waistband, pointed it at Brother Zhang's head and stared at it: "I see you are being shameless. Serve the food as I asked you to.
"
Brother Zhang opened the pistol with his fingers, and then said with a smile: "Sorry, the store has been booked by Miss Dai during this period and is not open to the public."
"Do you fucking believe it or not, I'm going to kill you!" The man raised his pistol and pointed it at Brother Zhang again, but this time he turned on the safety, obviously intending to shoot.
Brother Zhang shook his head: "Not open to the public."
The man didn't talk nonsense, he just pulled the trigger, and the bullet came towards Brother Zhang's face. But the thing seemed to be still in front of Brother Zhang. He just gently reached out and took off the bullet, and then
Put it on the table.
However, in the eyes of others, this movement was so fast that they could not see the movement clearly. The leader was also blinded, but after all, he was a fool. He did not believe in the evil and waved directly behind: "Brothers,
Smash it for me!"
But after waiting for a long time, there was no movement. When he turned around, he saw that there was someone standing behind his brothers. They were all little girls, but the gangster who was held down by these little girls couldn't move at all, and it was difficult to even struggle.
.
At this time, the leader immediately became furious. He had no idea what he was doing. He raised his pistol and fired three shots at Brother Zhang. But this time, the bullets did not even get close to Brother Zhang and fell to the ground on their own.
, and then when I turned back, I found that there was an extra group of people in the room.
All the little fairies looked excited. It was obvious that they had been unable to get any outlet from repetitive mechanical work for a long time. Now that someone is finally coming to your door to cause trouble, why not just relax?
Xing'er walked over slowly and closed the door, Li Zi went over and closed the curtains, Tao'er moved the surrounding tables three meters away, and the remaining seven or eight little fairies came over with sweet smiles.
The leader was about to shoot, but Tachibana's fingers had blocked the barrel of his gun, and it exploded when he fired.
"What are you waiting for?" Xing'er said tenderly and tenderly: "Sisters, are you waiting for dinner?"
The little fairies surrounded these people with smiles. Melon was acting as a cheerleader, while Rose kept saying that no one should die, no one should die...
It looked like a bunch of warm-smelling nephrite, but when I beat them, everything really happened except that no one was killed, and the hemorrhoids were all exploded.
When I first entered the door, I couldn't stand it, and when I went out, I was rolling and crawling.
"I just saw Myolie Monkey stealing peaches!"
"Giggle... I'm afraid Xing'er is still thinking about that dead monkey."
"Let me see, Myolie must be thinking about men."
At this time, Niannian came running from the backyard: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Brother Zhang walked over and covered her ears: "Children can't listen."
Those who were beaten stumbled and ran away, all the way to the military camp outside the town, and then found Adjutant Liu crying and howling.
After they saw Adjutant Liu, all the old men cried like their dead fathers, and told Adjutant Liu all the nightmares they had just experienced.
A hint of gloom appeared on Adjutant Liu's young and handsome face, and he sneered: "Is there such a thing?"
"You must believe us!"
But no matter what they said, Adjutant Liu didn't believe it, because it was too bizarre. After thinking about it, no one could block the hole of the gun with their fingers. They were obviously embarrassed and made up such outrageous lies because they were at a disadvantage.
But even if they lied, it seems that the place is not very simple, and the few good players in the camp didn't get any advantage.
After a moment of silence, Adjutant Liu put on his hat, loaded his gun, ordered people from the military camp, ran over and surrounded the small restaurant, saying that they were harboring bandits, and even pulled a small steel cannon over to take aim.
Here, there is a siege posture.
"Brother Zhang, there's someone outside who wants to blow us up with a cannon."
Xiao Hei rushed into the backyard and said to Brother Zhang who was washing clothes next to the washing machine: "Quick, quick, quick, go and take a look."
Brother Zhang looked at Xiao Hei. It was obviously not fear but excitement. Now it seems that Dahuang is at least right on this point. These Qixings are really violent...
Brother Zhang yelled: "Let them bomb."
At this moment, not only were people outside surrounded, but the people in the town also came over to watch the excitement. They knew that this small restaurant was definitely not harboring bandits, so why did it still harbor bandits? The town is so big, who is?
Is there any need to guess who is a bandit or not?
They knew in their hearts that this restaurant must have offended someone and was trying to find a way to trouble them.
"Give you a quarter of an hour, and if you don't hand over the bandits, I will burn this wretched place of yours to the ground."
At this moment, the beeping machine on the waist of Monkey who was resting in the world of mountains and seas suddenly rang. Nezha was very happy when he saw it: "Monkey, you are quite retro. What era are you in, and you still have the whole beeping machine?"
.”
The monkey glanced at the content on the beeping machine and stood up immediately: "I have something to do when I go out. Xiaoxu opens the door."
Zhang Xu, who was gnawing on the leg of lamb, said "Oh", stood up from the campfire, opened the door for the monkey with a sizzling sound, and then the monkey disappeared in one step.
Then he was summoned to Brother Zhang's small restaurant.
As soon as he came over, the little fairies were so angry that they almost made Xing'er smoke.
"Look, look, look, Myolie has called her monkey brother here."
Xing'er blushed and pushed around with her sisters, while Monkey scratched his ears and cheeks. He was also very shy for a moment. At this moment, he wanted to find something to do. When he looked around, he saw that there was a gunshot outside.
All set up.
Isn't this a coincidence?
The monkey took out the stick from his ear. He was not on drugs, so he couldn't hold him back for a while and went out with the stick in his hand.
When people outside saw him like that, they didn't realize who he was, but Adjutant Liu directly ordered the shooting.
Dozens of guns were fired at the monkeys, but the bullets hitting the monkeys only made a tinkling sound and could not even scratch their skin.
This monkey is not a good-tempered master, and he is not good at reasoning with people. He just chuckled, and then jumped into the sky. When he landed, people could only see a huge iron rod with five big words written on it.
"Ruyi Golden Cudgel", then the monkey held the thin end of the stick and swung it in the air. The strong wind brought by the golden cudgel blew the people present staggering and unable to stand. Then he used the brute force to somersault
When it landed, the stick hit the ground heavily with a piece of it.
In an instant, the ground shook like an earthquake, and the air waves generated by the golden cudgel threw away all the people who had been struggling to support themselves. Not even the guns and cannons were left behind.
At this moment, the fairy girls in the room became lively. While they were teasing Xing'er, they crowded in the window to cheer for Brother Monkey. Although they were all fairies, at this moment, they were full of
Travel dust.
The ones making the loudest noise were the ones who were trapped by the monkeys in Pantaoyuan. After all, folk rumors were everywhere on the Internet. They had become Calabash Baby's mother a long time ago. Now, it's no problem to give the child's father a boost.
Bar?
After the monkey finished his work, he was not in a hurry to leave. He stretched the golden hoop at both ends and pressed it against the wall next to him. He then sat down on the stick and said, "How many people are there? Let the horse go."
come over."
"Brother Monkey is so handsome!!! Long live Brother Monkey!!!"
The shouts at the back were uniform and uniform. If Monkey hadn't been wearing combat uniforms with half of his face hidden under his head, his face would be as red as his butt.
"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, Sun Wukong is here!" Coral rushed to the backyard excitedly: "Sister Xinghua called Sun Wukong here."
Brother Zhang said oh, raised his head, and laughed: "I just said they have a problem."