If you want to talk about how unreliable Zhang Yao is now, to put it bluntly, he is just a group of little animals planning his life goals. And if there are no accidents, there will be more little animals in Zhang Yao's place in the future. You know, it is called folk anomaly.
Public Affairs Investigation Office, those who don’t know it think it is the Small Animal Health Rehabilitation and Training Center.
Where are the magical beasts? In Zhang Yao's den, of course.
If you don’t believe me, you can take stock of the situation around her. There is a fox, a cat, a devil beetle, a love ice skate, and the only one left is Huang Dieer who was just introduced by Brother Zhang.
Although Huang Dieer cannot be said to be normal, she is still a human being, and after receiving modern consciousness, she was able to understand it quickly with her wisdom. How can she not be more powerful than those small animals?
But why Huang Die'er can still be accepted as a Corpse Executioner, here we have to talk about the dialectical thinking of everyone from Xiao Zhang to Twelve Spirits.
The Twelve Spirits and the Shijie Immortal are indeed mortal enemies, and they have been fighting each other since more than two thousand years ago. At that time, the Twelve Spirits did not have dragons and dogs, but turtles and cranes. But it was precisely because of the turtles and cranes that they were
Zhijie Xian was beaten until his soul was shattered and could not be revived, so he added dragons and dogs, and finally the shape was finalized.
But in fact, not many people know now that the Twelve Spirits are actually the Corpse Execution Immortal. Back then, there were dozens of branches of the Xuanhuang Art in the world, and they were all brothers but they fought fiercely.
This was the predecessor of the Zhijie Immortal and the Twelve Spirits. Later, in order to end the hundreds of years of disputes, some people integrated all these people, and then they became the Qimen. The Qimen was quite prosperous in the pre-Qin period.
Yes, even when a hundred schools of thought were contending, ideological products such as Yin Yang, Taoism and Mohism could still appear. But after about another hundred years, people in the Qi Sect began to have differences, and some of them
Following Qing Lingzi and other leaders, they went out to seize the world, while others stayed to continue developing their doctrines and techniques.
But I didn't expect that not long after Qing Lingzi, an old dog, went out, he started to lead people to counterattack his parents' family. Suddenly, the Qi Sect suffered heavy losses, and the Qing Lingzi lineage lost its reputation.
At this point, the Twelve Spirits were born in response to the catastrophe, so strictly speaking, the Twelve Spirits are the Corpse Execution Immortal. During so many years of mutual struggle, some Corpse Execution Immortals came to become the Twelve Spirits, and some of the Twelve Spirits defected and became the Twelve Spirits.
In the dead world, there is me among you and you among me. It has long been a mess.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be a human tragedy in which the dragon and the butterfly are a couple.
Therefore, in Brother Zhang's words, the choices they made have received the most cruel and severe punishment, and the current corpse is actually a completely different individual.
It's just that supervision is still required, because this group of people themselves are unstable factors, and they are very likely to continue to do evil. Just like Qing Lingzi and others, they are gang leaders who have refused to change despite repeated admonitions. If they are caught, they will be tied to a bronze prison.
The cannons on the pillars were done by adults.
For people like Huang Dieer who take the initiative to seek refuge, the Twelve Spirits themselves will not reject them. Moreover, the current owner of the Twelve Spirits is Brother Zhang, who is the common Holy Master of both parties. It is justifiable. If they betray, they may be.
She can't bear the price, because as long as she appears in front of Sister Gou once, she can chase him to the end of the world. There may be no one in the world who wants to be chased and killed by two guardians of the same generation, Sister Gou and Hu Niu, right? That would be very miserable.
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Let's get back to the topic and turn our attention back to Zhang Yao. Although she doesn't feel anything yet, after taking in Master Pi, she has already stepped into the demon world. As long as her organization still exists in the future,
It is bound to become the connection point between the demon world and the human world, and more and more demon spirits who want to enter the human world will gradually become familiar with this world through her.
"In other words, if this book is a female novel, it can be changed to "Zhang Yao and Her Little Animals"."
This is what Brother Zhang said.
However, Zhang Yao couldn't react after hearing it: "What do you mean? What kind of female video?"
"It's okay." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "I was just talking nonsense."
"Okay, actually I don't care if they are monsters or not. I think they are all quite cute. Whether it's Dahuang or Pi Ye, they are all super cute."
"Yeah." Brother Zhang nodded and said, "You can take your time in business."
"Okay, then I'll go back today."
"Um."
Zhang Yao got up and left, going back to take care of her small zoo.
According to Zhang Yao's idea, although her non-governmental organization is now listed, it still needs to wait until the next year before it can be put into operation. This is mainly because the few animals introduced by Pi Ye are still waiting to receive the year-end bonus.
I can't leave, I have to wait until after the draw at their annual meeting before I can leave.
When she returned to her warehouse, after this period of renovation, the warehouse had completely changed. It could be said to be very high-tech inside. It was equipped with electronic fences from the entrance. As long as non-certified people or other things broke in,
Zhang Yao will be notified as soon as possible upon arrival.
After Zhang Yao is notified, she can completely seal the warehouse, fight back or even destroy it directly.
And inside the warehouse, there are many relatively advanced technological products. Although it has not reached the level of real Iron Man, it is definitely any man's ultimate dream.
Zhang Yao even modified her own system platform based on the system in the iron suit given to her by "Santa Claus" in order to prevent her computer from being invaded.
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But it's funny to say it. After she finished all this hard work, she realized that the things she might face in the future seemed to have little to do with high technology. On the contrary, the right way was to acquire more offensive weapons.
Sitting in the warehouse, Zhang Yao was sorting out future expenditure budgets on the computer when she suddenly heard a loud noise from outside.
She turned her head and looked over, only to find that Mr. Pi rushed in crookedly, and then dived into her own hut.
Zhang Yao quickly ran over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Monsters...there are monsters!!! So disgusting!"
Master Pi's words made Zhang Yao's heart twitch. Although Master Pi was very good at Brother Zhang, in fact, she was definitely a master in other places, and to be able to scare Master Pi like this,
Zhang Yao felt a little unsure.
But now she is no longer the helpless little girl she used to be. She has learned a trick from Brother Zhang~
He quickly connected to the video. Brother Zhang was working. He put his phone on the phone holder and looked at Zhang Yao in the video curiously: "What's wrong?"
"Master Pi just said that there are monsters outside. I went to see it, but I'm afraid..." Zhang Yao's voice sounded pitiful: "Please stay with me~"
Before Brother Zhang could say anything, he heard Mouse imitating Zhang Yao's coquettishness, imitating it perfectly. There was clearly audible laughter coming from behind where Zhang Yao couldn't see. Apparently there were many people there.
There.
Even Zhang Yao blushed a little at this time. She coughed and gradually returned to normal: "I'm going out. If you see any danger, you have to come and protect me as soon as possible... okay?"
"good."
Brother Zhang is a soft-hearted and easy-to-talk person. As long as someone begs him, as long as the request is not excessive, he will basically not refuse. Therefore, Zhang Yao has clearly and keenly grasped this point and has begun to gradually make some small suggestions.
It’s almost a piece of cake.
After Brother Zhang promised to protect her, Zhang Yao walked out slowly with her mobile phone in hand. Through the dim light outside, she saw two people standing there not far away. Judging from their silhouettes, they should be a man and a woman.
"Brother Zhang, did you see that? Are they two people? Or can I only see them?"
"It's two people." Brother Zhang nodded and said, "It's not just you who can see it."
"Then I'm relieved, I'll go a little closer now."
Zhang Yao moved forward with her mobile phone. When she was about five meters away from the two people, she could already hear their conversation. The man was the new member of the Small Animal Park, Huang Die'er.
But that woman... seemed strange, like she had never seen her before.
What were they talking about? Zhang Yao didn't listen carefully. She just pointed the phone camera at the woman who was chatting with Huang Die'er, so that Brother Zhang could see clearly who that person was.
This time, it was not just Brother Zhang who was there. Everyone present crowded over to see who the person chatting with Huang Dieer was.
Not to mention, that woman is pretty good-looking, with a high nose, oval face, big eyes and a tall figure. She is simply the template for a perfect lover.
The only flaw is that the hairstyle is a bit weird, as if I bought a wig.
Huang Dieer, who was chatting happily, suddenly reached out and grabbed the hair of the person opposite, revealing a hairy head.
"This hairstyle looks a bit like a brontosaurus."
When the people on the phone saw this scene, their expressions suddenly became a little distorted, and Mouse even asked in horror: "Isn't it really him?"
When she heard the voice on the phone, the big-hearted woman suddenly turned her head and shouted at the camera: "It's me, it's me, it's me! Ask me, do you have anything to ask? And you, what are you filming?"
There’s nothing to do, right? You’re going through menopause and you don’t want to find anything to feel uncomfortable about, right?”
At this time, Zhang Yao's phone was full of retching sounds, and even Brother Zhang's expression became distorted. After Zhang Yao carefully looked at the new appearance of Thunder Dragon, he thought of Master Pi just now.
I was restless and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach.
Soon the curse started on the phone, and everyone was yelling at Thunder Dragon, but Thunder Dragon remained unmoved and continued chatting with Huang Dieer.
Finally, even Huang Dieer couldn't bear it anymore, took a few steps back, and spat it out with a loud sound.
"As for that?" Thunder Dragon weighed his big cock: "Isn't it pretty?"