In the afternoon at the milk tea shop, as the temperature gradually warmed up and it was the weekend, there was an endless stream of customers from the neighborhood. As for who would come today, it was not a big shot, but it was someone very important to Brother Zhang.
This person is the other one of the "unreliable duo" who hasn't appeared in more than half a year, a fool named Cai Delan.
He and Yang Junfeng together constitute the only two bright colors in Brother Zhang's extraordinary world. They are people who know both Brother Zhang's state when he was young and his current state, but their attitude towards him has hardly changed.
In Mr. Cai's words, they are all brothers. He does not discriminate against Brother Zhang who turned into a monster at all.
Today Mr. Cai, who has participated in closed training for six months, is finally free. He sent a message to Brother Zhang more than three hours ago, asking him to prepare a portion of scrambled eggs with chili and a portion of noodle soup.
"Haha, I'm back." Cai Delan pushed open the door and entered as he did in the past: "Did you think I was dead?"
Brother Zhang slowly brought out the noodle soup and scrambled eggs with chili and put them on the table. Mr. Cai went up and started cooking without saying a word. The civil aviation uniform that he had not yet taken off made him look quite eye-catching.
"Why did you come back suddenly?"
"I didn't pass the assessment and was grounded." Mr. Cai sighed: "Forget it, there's nothing to say."
At this time, Brother Zhang also saw that there seemed to be something wrong with his nose. It felt like it was broken in the middle, so he stretched out his hand and pointed: "What's wrong with your nose?"
"Why do you think I was grounded?"
Mr. Cai let out a long sigh and ate up the noodle soup three times: "That day I took a short-distance trip. Short-distance, as you know, is leisurely and boring, so I drove the autopilot. Halfway through, I felt it was quite boring.
Yes, I cut off my hand, and then I suddenly thought of you, so I said to the first officer, ‘You tell me, this person’s life is really meaningless’.”
"Then?"
"Then?" Mr. Cai pointed to his nose: "Then I received a left hook, and then I was pulled out of the driver's seat and tied up in the cabin with a belt until the plane made an emergency landing at the nearest airport.
Then I was quarantined and examined.”
Brother Zhang laughed out loud, and suddenly felt that his life might really be inseparable from these idiots one after another. His life was really illuminated by these stupid guys.
"Then what are your plans now?"
"Plans? I don't have any plans. I just want to come back to celebrate the New Year, and then go hang out with Yang Junfeng after the New Year. My suspension may last two years." Mr. Cai shook his head helplessly and said: "There is no quarantine review.
In the past, there may be no way to go to heaven again."
"Why didn't you pass?"
"Because they thought I was delusional, I was basically tricked. They actually got a video of me chatting with Sanniang. You said Sanniang has been reincarnated for so long, and this video is still there. This
Isn’t it just to mess with me?”
Brother Zhang knew about this, probably six years ago. At that time, there was no spiritual energy recovery, and Brother Zhang didn't know how to control his own power. This led to the Chang'an Lane becoming a place full of strange creatures.
Assembly point.
Sanniang is one of them, and she may be related to Mr. Cai. This ghost bride who committed suicide by jumping into a river on her wedding day more than two hundred years ago to resist an arranged marriage has an inexplicable connection with Mr. Cai.
One person and one ghost fell in love for several years. Later, Mo Zi couldn't stand it anymore, so he told Mr. Cai that ordinary people couldn't bear this kind of thing. The deeper their relationship becomes, the shorter Mr. Cai's lifespan will be. In the end, he may
If his lifespan of eighty years is discounted, he will die before he reaches thirty.
But Mr. Cai didn't mind. After all, his relationship with Sanniang was stronger than gold, so he didn't take Mouse's suggestion at all.
But it happened that Sanniang also heard about it, and later she came to ask Brother Zhang to help him save the family. Brother Zhang, if someone asks for help, he will agree to it as long as it is not too much, so he agreed.
Later, before Brother Zhang released her, she went to the aviation school to discuss the matter with Mr. Cai.
And it was this last intense chat with Sanniang that was captured by someone using the camera function, and this video of Mr. Cai playing an exhibition match alone became the reason why he completely lost the possibility of becoming the captain this time.
It’s not the fault of the reviewer. After all, if a person is so emotional in the air, no matter who is not confused, explanations are useless. This industry itself prefers to kill mistakes rather than let them go.
So now Mr. Cai is basically expelled and sent home. Although he was framed, in the end he was the one who committed suicide.
And even if it's not this time, he won't be able to escape next time. After all, even if he's on the safe side, he can't guard against the deliberate intentions of someone with serious intentions.
Fortunately, Mr. Cai is optimistic by nature, and he has already begun to think about finding a job after the New Year.
"Didn't Yang Junfeng say before that we would go to Nanhe to pan for gold? We are going to give it a try." Mr. Cai bent over and rummaged through the box and said to Brother Zhang, "Sanniang will go to kindergarten soon this year."
With that said, he straightened up and took out a large pile of postcards and handed them to Brother Zhang: "I collected them from my colleague and master. How about it? It's interesting."
Brother Zhang nodded repeatedly, with a face full of joy, and then took out a special postcard with a face full of joy: "Fiji Tortoise Turtle in 1990!"
"Hahahaha, be happy." Mr. Cai took out a few more precious ones: "Hawaii in 1959, stamped. Commemorative of the premiere of The Great Ditator in Hollywood in 1940, signed by Chaplin. Special commemoration of Macau's return in 1999
Limited edition, postmarked on December 20, 1999."
Brother Zhang's face was full of excitement. He lowered his head and carefully gathered these postcards.
Speaking of which, if Brother Zhang has any special hobby, it must be postcards. He has collected tens of thousands of postcards from all over the world. All his friends know that if they give him a gift, postcards are the best thing.
.
And this kind of one with a special commemorative anniversary stamp is a treasure to little brother Zhang.
The two chatted for a while. Mr. Cai took off his coat, crossed his legs and said to Brother Zhang, "I left without saying goodbye half a year ago. Did it scare you?"
"Fortunately, I probably guessed it."
"well……"
While he was talking, he saw Thunder Dragon walking out with a basin filled with washed vegetables. He was stunned for a moment when he saw Mr. Cai, because the two of them had not seen each other for many years. The last time
When Thunder Dragon saw Mr. Cai, he was still in love with the ghost bride.
"Yo!"
"Yo!"
Thunder Dragon put down the basin and circled around Master Cai several times, and Master Cai also circled around Thunder Dragon several times. The two of them fought like cockfighters for a long time. Finally, Thunder Dragon slapped Master Cai on the shoulder: "Okay.
Ah, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen you grow so big, let uncle give me a hug.”
"Let's go, let's go." Mr. Cai pushed Thunder Dragon away with a look of disgust on his face: "How come you are so dead after not seeing you for several years?"
"The world is impermanent. What? You look like you have become the captain?"
"Don't mention it." Mr. Cai waved his hand and said, "There's no chance."
As he spoke, he told Brontosaurus about his tragic experience. Brontosaurus almost fell to the ground with laughter after hearing this. Moreover, his injury itself was not easy to heal. Now he laughed and the lung tube leaked again, but he was still holding on to his chest.
Na smiled and said: "Oh my god...this is too funny. What do you mean by saying that people are alive...is that what you can say?"
"Are you going to die?" Mr. Cai kicked the Thunder Dragon and said, "Get up and shake people. I'll treat you to a meal tonight."
Mr. Cai is optimistic, cheerful and generous. Although he does sound a bit unstable, he is actually a very likeable type.
He was really willing to have dinner in the evening and set up eleven tables in the restaurant outside, which was full of guests and friends. He said it was to celebrate his boss Cai's golden basin to wash his hands, but no one knew why.
But I'm afraid not many people can understand that a person would throw a big banquet just because he was fired.
Weird things happen and weird things happen. This is probably the characteristic of Chang'an Lane. It is full of all kinds of weird monsters, but it is precisely this group of weirdos that makes the world colorful and shining.
The evening breeze picked up, and the banquet was going on in the restaurant, which was bustling with excitement.
Mr. Cai stood alone outside the restaurant, holding a jar of daughter's red in his hand and pouring it little by little under the roots of the big locust tree.
"Sanniang, I promised your daughter Hong, this year's share. I don't know how old you are, whether it's a boy or a girl. If I knew, it would be a boy who would give you a Transformers, and a girl who would give you a set of Barbie dolls."
"Sir, do you want to tell your fortune?"
A hand patted Mr. Cai's shoulder while he was chattering. He quickly looked back and saw a man in a straight police uniform. A closer look revealed that it was a rat!
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"You finally made it! It seems that you have experienced a lot in the past six months."
Hearing Mr. Cai's words, Mouse raised the brim of his hat with his hand: "Hey, are you thinking about Sanniang again?"
"Yeah..." Mr. Cai leaned under the locust tree and looked at the lights of thousands of families in Chang'an Lane: "If Sanniang were a human being, our children would be in elementary school soon."
Mouse also leaned there, looked up at the stars for a while, and said with emotion: "When I was a child, I hated evil so much that I vowed to kill all the demons and ghosts in the world. But later when I grew up, I realized that demons and ghosts are actually more powerful than humans.
There is so much cuteness. But it is precisely this kind of cuteness... Oh, we can't get along, Xiao Cai."
"I know." Mr. Cai chuckled and looked up at the starry sky: "But don't you let me think about it? It's true."
"Sanniang is three and a half years old this year. She is very beautiful and smart. Her father is a university professor and her mother is also a teacher. She comes from a scholarly family. Her father is very kind and her mother is also very gentle." Mouse suddenly said: "Little Sanniang always dreams.
I will dream about a stranger, and I think if we are destined in the future, we will meet again."
"Forget it, forget it." Mr. Cai chuckled and said, "You just said, don't get married. Just know that she is fine. Any further acquaintance will only increase your worries. Tell me what fun things you have done in the past six months."
