Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and Xiao Zhang Ge’s milk tea shop is closed as scheduled.
This year's Spring Festival is as usual, but there are more people than before, mainly because Xiaoma and Thunder Dragon, two wandering wanderers who have been wandering around before, are back, and there is another who can't step out of the milk tea shop. As soon as he goes out, he may
Xu Wei will be hunted.
With the addition of three people, the atmosphere immediately changed. Because of the relationship between the years, they couldn't do it on New Year's Eve, because they had to accompany the year in the Lingxu illusion to wait for the real firecrackers to be lit, and in the Lingxu illusion,
In this atmosphere, there is really no sense of the New Year.
Therefore, the New Year’s Eve dinner at the milk tea shop has always started on the first day of the Lunar New Year.
It's still the same as before, Brother Zhang is responsible for cooking, Mouse is responsible for washing vegetables, Rhubarb is responsible for beeping, Sister Dog is responsible for scolding Rhubarb, and she is responsible for eating every year.
However, this year, with the addition of Thunder Dragon and Xiao Ma, the situation is a little different. The main reason is that these two people also brought someone with them. Thunder Dragon brought Huang Die'er, and Xiao Ma brought Wugen Shui.
So the rhythm arrangement is that Da Huang and Thunder Dragon are responsible for beeping, Sister Gou and Xiao Ma are responsible for scolding them, and Nian Nian, Huang Die'er and Wu Gen Shui are responsible for eating.
"Don't you two have a family? If you insist on eating here, your family won't think it's better to have you than raw tiao char siu."
Dahuang squatted on the counter and beeped Huangdieer and Wugenshui, which annoyed the two of them. However, they were surprised to find that as long as they were in the so-called "home" environment, there was nothing they could do about Dahuang.
So I had to give up.
"There is something good about this guardian of the house." The mouse smiled while stroking the cat's head: "It has a special ability. The longer it stays in one place, the stronger its ability becomes. It has lived here for many years.
Let alone you, even the Thunder Dragon may not be able to defeat it."
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Dahuang raised his head proudly, but in the end Sister Dog broke his guard. Sister Dog walked in from behind in human form, picked up Dahuang and walked back. Then a young boy in black cried, "
"Don't take a shower" rushed out from behind, but was quickly taken back, crying desperately in the backyard.
In the video, Master Pi pitifully asked Brother Zhang to show her the roasted chicken, and then vomited the food they had on Qingqiuyuan while feeding it to the dogs, who shook their heads. In the end, her father grabbed her by the back of the neck and pulled her.
I went over and changed into a set of sacrificial clothes.
"Happy New Year to Brother Zhang." Master Pi's father took Master Pi's cell phone and wished Brother Zhang a Happy New Year.
Brother Zhang also smiled and nodded: "Happy New Year."
"Wait a minute, the fox wants to talk to you."
As he spoke, the phone was handed to the fox master next to him. The fox master of this generation is a male fox, a pure white nine-tailed celestial fox. On the Qingqiu Plains, pure white, nine-tailed and celestial foxes are three qualities.
And this three-in-one thing is naturally that the fox master has not escaped.
"Happy New Year." Master Fox is much more stable than Mr. Pi, but when he saw Brother Zhang, his face that could be described as charming still burst into a smile: "We haven't seen each other for three years, right?
.”
"Well, you are beautiful again." Brother Zhang naturally praised him: "Come and play when you have time."
"That's natural." The fox master sat up straight, put his mobile phone on the incense burner, and gave a fox clan salute to Brother Zhang: "Forget about talking about it for now, the celebration and sacrifice have begun, and I will go and preside over it."
"good."
As you can see from the video, the annual sacrificial ceremony is held today on the Qingqiu Plain. This is probably the time when humans can see the most vixens at one time. There are 193,372 vixens in the entire Qingqiu Plain.
There are only 19,999 foxes among nobles. These 19,999 people leave the country at once. You can imagine how spectacular the scene is. There is even a program to watch the sky fox worshiping the moon at night. Specifically, the fox
The Lord will perform a non-repeating dance for three hours to worship the moon.
Brother Zhang was lucky enough to see it once. I really don’t blame King Zhou for not being able to control it. This kind of vixen is really too hot.
But Brother Zhang's busyness today is much more than that. He even received a New Year's call from a vampire brother in a castle in Hungary. For these old people who can easily live for hundreds of years, language is no longer a problem.
"The Holy Lord really has friends all over the world."
Seeing Brother Zhang receiving New Year's greeting calls from various places one after another while cooking, Wugenshui was a little surprised, especially when he saw the Demon King himself calling Brother Zhang and teasing him and asking him for a New Year greeting.
Don’t marry a demon king and go home for fun in the new year. Wu Genshui feels that his world view over the past two thousand years has been refreshed.
Compared with the Holy Lord, the Holy Lord's status is actually inferior, but now it seems that the Demon King is very... very flattering to the Holy Lord.
"I'm going to come and play with you after I've been busy for a while." The Demon King picked up a real estate certificate and said, "Did you see, we have our own office building. Come to SH when you have time, it's so cool!"
When he saw this, Wu Genshui turned his head and asked Xiao Ma: "Why does the demon world build a building in the human world?"
"You don't know? The Demon King has issued a notice to fully relax the control of the two realms. The Demon Realm is going to set up an office in the human realm."
This sounds really cool. Ordinary people may never know that a certain building on the Bund is filled with non-human beings. This feels like Men in Black, but
She is much more beautiful than the man in black, and has a sense of mystery that there is a world outside the world, which is awesome.
"Who is this Demon King?" Huang Die'er asked curiously: "I remember that the Demon King back then was still the same person. He was a man. Why did he suddenly become a woman?"
"It's been more than two thousand years, and it's time for the demon king to change." Wugenshui sighed inexplicably: "When I first went to the vegetable market, I almost knelt down before a tomato. I was amazed how there could be such a plump and beautiful tomato in the world.
The fruit is also juicy and sweet, until I saw the watermelon, I felt like I had to kneel down too early.”
"It's Young Master Jinlong." Thunder Dragon came over and said proudly: "My cousin!"
"Go, go, stop being related to others. You are just a celestial dragon, and you are far from a real dragon." Huang Die'er impatiently drove away the thunder dragon: "You touch other people's dragon porcelain all day long.
, you are so embarrassed."
"Tianlong is also a dragon..." Thunder Dragon was a bit embarrassed: "The dragon clan has admitted it..."
"Isn't that just for the sake of the Holy Lord?"
Thunder Dragon doesn't want to fight with this bitch. Anyway, he knows very well that except for the last moment in his last life, he has never defeated this bitch in the rest of his life. It's pointless to fight, really, it's pointless.
"But it seems that the spiritual energy has really revived now. The demon spirit that was first felt has become active. It is really the duck prophet of the Spring River Plumbing." The mouse sat there eating a plate of broad beans and said with interest: "They were hiding before
Very deep, because compared to humans, demons are particularly affected by spiritual energy. The more spiritual energy they have, the stronger they are. Now it seems that they are planning to integrate into society again."
"The main reason is that humans are too strong."
Brother Zhang's cool words made the people around him react. In fact, it's not that monsters are weak, but that humans are really too strong. In the past few thousand years, humans have gradually gone from being vassals of monster culture to conquering the world.
, from being ignorant and knowing how to worship God to now acting arbitrarily, mankind has only traveled this road for less than three thousand years.
Three years ago, in some immortal species, they might have just become adults or even minors.
It turns out that flying in the clouds and mists, moving mountains and reclaiming seas are no longer the exclusive preserve of the demon clan. Humans can even do it better, faster and more efficiently.
Not to mention in terms of force value, humans may not be able to do anything alone, but monsters from all over the world may not be able to withstand a little boy, let alone Big Ivan.
Even if you don't use this kind of big killer, thermal weapons are definitely a nightmare for monsters. As long as they are carbon-based creatures, there are not many carbon-based creatures that 7.62 can't deal with.
Therefore, for a long time, demon spirits could not even guarantee their basic safety when facing humans, which resulted in them having to hibernate.
Now that the spiritual energy has revived, although it is basically impossible to win this fight, at least it is still possible to ensure one's own safety among humans.
So this is one of the reasons why they started to come out. After all, humans have never been kind to alien races. Over the past 300,000 years, humans have basically wiped out all the creatures that competed with them for territory. By the way, they have also wiped out other races.
It was completely wiped out, a classic warlike style, which made the monsters feel bitter and afraid.
In the evening, the New Year's Eve dinner at the milk tea shop was finally served. Everyone in the room stood up and toasted Brother Zhang to wish him a Happy New Year. Brother Zhang also stood up with a smile and said: "In the new year, I hope you all have a better life."
Good development."
While they were drinking and drinking, everything was quiet outside, but the room was bustling with excitement. The mahjong table became their favorite game at this moment, and Huang Dieer, who had lost a lot of money, scolded Thunder Dragon for stepping on her stool.
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"Ah Shui, after the new year, you can use your relationship to take Brother Zhang out for fun. It's not a big deal for him to be like this. I originally expected him to go to work, but now I've discovered that he just fools around when he goes to work.
As for the ghost, he can't even say a few words in a day. Thirty thousand." Mouse said to Wu Genshui seriously: "Your status as Mei Junsheng is too good."
"Okay, no problem." Wugenshui nodded immediately and said, "It is my duty to make arrangements for the Holy Lord."
"By the way, don't you have to stay at home with your fiancée today, the first day of the Lunar New Year?" Huang Dieer asked curiously, "Why are you joining in the fun with us?"
Wugenshui smiled with a strange expression, pursed his lips and looked at the Thunder Dragon without saying anything for a long time.
"Watch my fucking shit."
"She..." Wu Genshui said helplessly: "These days, she talks in sleep at night and calls out your name. I feel a little... uncomfortable, and I am planning to break up."
The mouse was stunned and turned his head to look at the Brontosaurus: "Disgusting! You are so disgusting."
Huang Dieer's hands trembled slightly. Although she had become a boy at night, her anger would not change because of the change in gender.
"Conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't say any nonsense except that day when I went to tell her not to let her have any contact with the masters in Hong Kong." Lei Long said aggrievedly: "To be honest, I really didn't go.
Provoke her."
"Venerable Huaiyushan has arrived."
When Thunder Dragon was speechless, a sinister shout suddenly came from outside the milk tea shop, and then all the people in the room, except for Brother Zhang, stood up as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
Huaiyu Mountain... This is one of the Ten Commandments of Yin Cao, the place known as the entrance to the eighteen levels of hell, and the Venerable Huaiyu Mountain, isn't he the Ghost King?