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104 Redundant words

 A fun game and a classic game cannot be generalized.

Many games that can be called classics still have some of their settings that are fun to watch today.

"Oh——~"

For example, when Qin Ren demonstrated Super Mario to Yu Ling'er for the first time, when he stepped on the turtle shell and bounced it back to kick the dog-headed monster, little stars flashed in Yu Ling'er's watery almond eyes:

"How fun! What is this?"

"turtle."

"It's different from League of Legends." Yu Ling'er was very excited, holding Qin Ren's shoulders softly and tenderly with her delicate hands.

"Of course it's different. It's a river crab in the alliance."

"Isn't he a bastard?"

"No, and this is not a tortoise, but a turtle."



Yu Ling'er couldn't figure out the difference between a turtle and a tortoise, because in the Continent of Ten Thousand Demons, the turtle tribe = aristocrats.

It's not a homophone, it's a fact.

The few turtle clans on the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent still have the pure blood of Xuanwu flowing through them. Even the descendants of divine dragons like the Liuyun Sect are lucky enough to see them only once in a thousand years.

And Yu Ling'er, a young sect master, had never seen a turtle in his short life of 1,223 years.

They are too big and too lazy.

In today's Ten Thousand Monsters Continent, there is no life left that can overlook the entire turtle clan. The mountains, rivers and land have been integrated with their bodies. In the dormancy that cannot see the end of the years, they occasionally raise their heads to move around.

, and then a small earthquake will occur within a radius of 100,000 miles.

It was during one of the minor earthquakes that Yu Ling'er saw the turtle clan's huge head rising to the top of the clouds from the Shiwan Mountains. That was the only time she saw a turtle.



"Is there any difference between a turtle and a tortoise?"

"Yes, there are no patterns on the tortoise's shell, but there are football patterns on the turtle's back. The tortoise's head is pointy and small and ugly, while the turtle's head is round, big and cute."

cute?

Yu Ling'er blinked and observed, it seemed a bit.

It's just that Yu Ling'er feels it's a little inconsistent, because no one in the Ten Thousand Demons Continent would describe a turtle as cute.

"You can also make them a little cuter."

"Me?" Yu Ling'er pointed at himself.

"right."

Qin Ren also acted on a whim and began to seduce the simple sect leader:

"Try it, don't say [turtle], say [turtle]."

"turtle…"

Yu Ling'er's eyes flickered, looking left and right, and her moist lips pursed twice:

"...Turtle."

Then he blushed inexplicably and felt a little embarrassed. Qin Ren gave a thumbs up:

"As expected of the sect master, he is even gifted with cuteness. By the way, let me tell you, this is called duplication of words."

"Du...CiCi?"

"Yes, all cute things can repeat words. For example, Luo Yao is a good at it."

"No no no..."

Yu Ling'er's head shook like a rattle:

"Turtles are cute, but I'm not cute. I...I can't be cute. I'm already a long time old..."

"Hahaha…"

Although it was true, Qin Ren couldn't help laughing when he heard the words "I'm a lot older" from Yu Ling'er's mouth.

"Don't laugh, Qin Ren. By the way, our Rong is quite cute." Yu Ling'er remembered her status as a "matchmaker" who spent three days fishing and two days surfing the internet, and quickly gave her apprentice a nice word.

"I know this." Qin Ren did not deny it. This was evident from the first moment he saw Yu Yourong.

"Then what do you think..."

Yu Ling'er rolled her eyes:

"...Compared with Rong'er and your sister, who do you think is cuter?"

"..."

What is this problem...

"This world is diverse, so everyone's cuteness is different and there is no comparison."

Qin Ren didn't know how Yu Ling'er's brain circuit worked, so he gave a simple answer, and then controlled Super Mario to push a green mushroom in the air, which made Yu Ling'er look at it for a while.

"What's that?"

"That's a hidden mushroom. If you eat it, you'll gain one life."

Hidden mushrooms are also a classic setting of Super Mario. Qin Ren still remembers that when he was a child, there were no strategy books, and the Internet was not popular and he couldn't check the information. So after discovering the first invisible mushroom, he used all the bricks he could hit.

I hit almost all of them and found all the hidden mushrooms in all the levels with my own hands.

The sense of accomplishment I felt at that time was truly a joy that I can remember for the rest of my life.

"Here, let's play with you."

"Uh-huh."

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Qin Ren discovered that although Yu Ling'er was still very good at playing the Little Overlord Learning Machine, he was no longer addicted to playing League of Legends. He went to do morning exercises with his apprentice again in the morning and went to bed on time at night.

The reason is actually a matter of desire to win or lose.

Playing competitive online games is like playing cards. When you win, you still want to win. When you lose, you want to make a comeback. If you keep worrying about it, you will get the upper hand.

And playing Super Mario, going through level after level, is a development process that challenges oneself.

"Who? Sect leader?"

In the evening, the little girl just kicked off her slippers and jumped on the bed after taking a bath. She heard Qin Ren muttering and immediately answered:

"The sect leader also has a desire to win?"

"I told you it's the desire to win! Can you please speak politely?"

In bed at 10:30 in the evening, Qin Ren knocked on a certain Pixiu's forehead.

"I just want to say it nicely..."

Luo Yao has become a veteran. She no longer shows displeasure when Qin Ren does this kind of thing. Instead, she transforms into a hob, rolls into his arms and moans:

"Qin Ren~"

"?"

Luo Yao poked the small spot on Qin Ren's chest:

"Have you not kissed me for a long time..."

"???"

Qin Ren pinched her cheek directly:

"Comrade Shangxian, don't make it sound like kissing you is something necessary, okay? Why should I kiss you when I have nothing to do?"

"Why can't we kiss if it's okay?"

Qin Ren actually didn't want to kiss her when he was fine. Luo Yao obviously wanted to kiss Qin Ren even when she was fine! Luo Yao was very dissatisfied with this and twisted her body to kiss him.

"Yao, do you know what makes good cabbage stick?"

"You are the pig."

Such a skillful way of repeating words, this is the preciousness of the lovely Lord Immortal.

But Qin Ren's heart is not here right now. Pixiu is just like a little pig, so just do it if you want. Qin Ren is busy giggling, leaning on the bedside and chatting happily with Cheng Siyun.

[Orange: Little Xingren, it’s September, shall we video watch the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival? 】

[Qin Ren: No reward]

[Chengzi: Why? Are you going to date another woman? Qiqi.jpg]

[Qin Ren: No, I made an appointment with the moon to reward you together during the Mid-Autumn Festival]



The two of them were chatty, and Xiao Chengzi interrupted in the middle, muttering small words, mixed with a familiar long voice.

[Little Chengzi: Brother-in-law, I just took a nap and had a dream. I dreamed that a big bad guy wanted to bully me. It was very scary. Guess who it was? 】

[Little Chengzi: Brother-in-law, let me learn from that person for you]

【Little Orange:52''】



Qin Ren ignored his sister-in-law's weird voice as usual, and then sent her an emoticon of a cat scratching the glass.

[Qin Ren: Sleep well when you are not working overtime. In this line of work, restful sleep is hard to come by. Do you hear me? 】

[Little Chengzi: I heard it~]

Little Chengzi was lying on the quilt happily. She was picking up food for her brother-in-law at the company. When her brother-in-law came home, he would let her sleep well. Isn't this mutual sympathy?

Well…

I don’t know if my sister would be jealous if she found out~

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(I dreamed back to my childhood when I had a bad cold for a week and I was a loser...)


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