"Why are you so dazed?" Gu Qing waved his hand in front of his brother's face expressionlessly, "Qin Ren, are you thinking of something unhealthy..."
"No way!"
Qin Ren recovered from an inexplicable daze and took his sister's little hand:
"Qing'er, I didn't think about anything, but you, why are you not healthy? What did you think about?"
"Don't hit me with a rake!"
My sister felt a little guilty and quickly changed the subject:
"She is a strange woman anyway." "Is it strange to wear a collar?"
Qin Ren spread his hands:
"Think about it. In "The Killer Isn't Too Cold", the little lolita wears a collar. How pretty."
"But that's abroad."
In Lu Qing's view, foreigners, especially white-skinned people, are as perverted as those from the island nation.
"In China, in places like Chengdu, there will also be fans of punk style, or they may bring one out of other interests."
Qin Ren winked:
"Sister, in short, it is more likely to have a decorative effect, but it may not be what you have in mind..."
"Qin Ren, your butt is itchy, right?"
Lu Qing raised Bai Shengsheng's hand and made a very nostalgic gesture to spank Qin Ren. The last time he spanked Qin Ren was when he was very young. At that time, his brother was not as strong as his sister.
But since his sister didn't admit that she was thinking about strange things, Qin Ren stopped teasing her intentionally and asked for some details.
"As for the collar, is it the kind of rock girl?"
"no."
"Nightclub?"
"No, she...just put on a coat..."
"Coat?"
"Hmm, it seems so, very long and big, light brown."
A light brown, very large and long coat…
For some reason, Qin Ren thought of Azabu.
"Fuck you, what a sackcloth."
Gu Qing defended the strange and strange woman he met:
"It's just the coat, it's a bit out of season. Well... I remember she hasn't even removed the tag yet."
No tag?
That's definitely not linen, it's serious clothes.
But…
Why did Qin Ren think of Azabu?
In fact, this association is not surprising, but Qin Ren didn't know why, when he mentioned this strange woman wearing a collar, he felt an indescribable interest in his heart.
"Oh, right."
Suddenly, he was startled, then turned around somewhat dullly and pressed the soft soles of Gu Qing's feet:
"Qing'er, how old is she?"
"Why do you ask this..."
His younger brother's sudden curiosity made Gu Qing confused. His little feet wrapped in stockings curled up itchingly. He frowned and recalled for a moment before replying:
"She's an aunt, four or five years older than me."
"Four or five years older than you..." Qin Ren subconsciously counted, "Then why should I call her aunt? You should call her sister, right?"
"Qin Ren, what do you mean?"
My sister’s face suddenly turned cold:
"Am I very old?"
"No no no!"
Qin Ren quickly shook his head and laughed dryly:
"That's not what I mean. Qing'er has a childish face, very young and tender. My sister Su next door thought you were my third sister."
Yu Yourong is the first sister, and Luo Yao is the second sister. This was the setting that Qin Ren had introduced to Su Yu before. Gu Qing just said "haha" and confirmed:
"Anyway, that weird woman looks like she is in her late 20s, 80s or 30s. When I was buying books, I looked at her a few times because of the collar around her neck. Who knew she kept staring at me back after that."
"It's normal, just reciprocate."
"But she still... still..."
Gu Qing clenched his fist and gently leaned on Qin Ren's shoulder. He felt a little aggrieved and moved his lower lip timidly:
"...give me back..."
"?"
that?
Which?
Qin Ren's ears twitched when he heard this. Good guy, is my sister really being taken advantage of by Lily Slut?
"After I glanced at her a few times at first, she stared at me in turn. I went to the side to choose a book. Who knew that she was looking at me and leaned towards me..."
My sister had a rare moment of being "poor and pitiful", and her delicate body began to twist around in a very pretentious manner:
"...I didn't pay attention at the time, but when I turned around, I found her wriggling her nose with interest..."
"Twist your nose?"
"Um."
Gu Qing's cheeks flashed with a blush of embarrassment:
"It's just...like...smelling me..."
"hiss…"
Qin Ren took a breath and narrowed his eyes:
"Sister, please tell me clearly, do you want to kiss you or smell you?"
"Eh?"
Gu Qing didn't react for a moment and was stunned for a moment:
"Is there... any difference?"
"Oops, stupid, you're still a graduate student."
Qin Ren formed a chicken beak shape with his index finger and thumb and pecked the stupid sister on the face:
"I'm talking about [kiss], the one we do every week when we break up on the subway."
"Subway...underground...that's not the case!"
After reacting, Gu Qing immediately turned red.
His face was red because he was shy, and his face was stern because he was unhappy. Gu Qing was feeling both emotions at the moment.
"That's just [a fragrance], it's not what you said!"
[Fragrance] is a very common thing that siblings do. It is very different from [kissing]. This is the reason why Gu Qing is so shy.
"And more! What is 'breaking up'? What do you mean?"
"Breaking up" is a very unpleasant word to hear. Gu Qing and Qin Ren are siblings, and their relationship can never be broken up, so this is why she is unhappy.
…
This is sometimes the case when chatting with girls. Their sensitive little thoughts always tend to stop the conversation halfway and bring it to some weird points of concern. Qin Ren used the little tricks he used to coax his ex-girlfriend and perfunctoryly coaxed her.
She paused for a moment, then returned to the question of the strange woman.
…
"So what you're saying is that she came close to you and smelled you secretly?"
"Well, it should be..."
Qin Ren smacked his lips. If that was the case, could it be that she was really a perverted mature woman who liked lolita and was trying to take advantage of her sister?
Suspicious like this, Qin Ren also sketched out the possible scenes at that time in his mind, and then for some reason, he muttered:
"Sister, what does that person...look like..."
"Beauty."
Gu Qing said lightly, and then sneered vigilantly:
"What about a beauty like Sister Su next door? Give her your phone number next time you meet her?"
"Harm, where are the words..."
Of course Qin Ren didn't mean this, but he couldn't help but ask:
"Are you sure...she is a mature woman?"
"Um."
A vague picture appeared in Qin Ren's mind. In the picture, a collar was placed on a petite black figure. It was very baffling, and made him continue to mutter in a strange way:
"Are you sure you're not...a little girl?"
"..."
Gu Qing's face suddenly became strange:
"What do you mean…"
Could it be that my brother has been with a certain Pixiu for a long time and gradually turned into a real pervert? The kind who only likes little girls?
"Qin Ren, I'm warning you. You also know that Luo Yao is 18. Don't awaken things you shouldn't. I won't care about you if you go to prison in the next life!"
"I'll take care of it."
"?"
The elder sister was educating the younger brother, and Pixiu came over, climbed up on the sofa, twisted his butt and inserted himself between the two of them. He first pushed Lu Qing aside, then went back to Qin Ren's arms to continue watching TV, and showed a very calm attitude.
Immortal style:
"Qin Ren is also Qin Ren who is in prison. Qin Ren, don't worry, I will be with you."
"I understand."
Qin Ren touched Luo Yao's little head gratefully:
"But I wanted to ask if you know what a prison is?"
"A kind of cage, the kind where someone delivers food every day."
Pixiu thought about some of the limited clips he had seen on TV. Apparently, his attitude towards "Qin Ren going to jail" was not as serious as Gu Qing's:
"There is an idiom on Earth called [Seven Qin and Six Prisons], which means that six of the seven Qin Ren are destined to go to prison. There is no way around it. Gu Qing, please prepare yourself mentally. Anyway, I am going to follow you.
His, you can leave at any time if you dislike him."
"..."
"..."
Faced with the statement that the spiritual beast was against the heavens, both siblings were speechless at the same time. They looked at each other and shook their heads, and one of them pinched her face.
"Yeah~!"
Immediately, a burst of exclamation rang out.
But it didn't come from Luo Yao, but from Qin Ren's bedroom. At this time, there were two snakes slaying the red dragon. I don't know what happened suddenly inside. Anyway, it was rustling.
After the noise, the door opened, and Yu Ling'er took the lead, covering her warm pretty face, and rushed out with small steps, looking shy but suppressing a smile.
"What's wrong, Master Fish?"
"Ah? Uh...it's nothing..."
The smile on the corners of Master Yu's lips and the blush on his face got a little thicker:
"It must be Rong'er. She kept cutting the red dragon, and suddenly she gave birth again..."
Before he finished speaking, an angry shout came from the bedroom: