A long time ago, there were almost stories similar to [Holy Spirit Conception] in folklore around the world.
People at that time were still very simple, and people at that time were also very ignorant.
In that magical era when slightly more delicate ewes were used as venting objects by European men and reduced to sexual objects, as long as the hype was right, people had no doubt about the fact that "divine power inspired a virgin to become pregnant and the savior was born."
And cut it with relish.
Now that I think about it, if the story of a virgin giving birth to a baby is put on the Internet, it will definitely attract a lot of "Ah, yes, yes, yes".
For exorcists, as long as they learn the history of exorcism after entering the profession, they will know the truth of this kind of [Holy Spirit Conception] legend.
Of course, the ancestors of the exorcists at that time did not learn about this kind of thing just to inquire about gossip. It was just that [Holy Spirit Conception] also involved legends of gods and demons, so they paid attention to the investigation.
Qin Ren, as the former exorcist of Rongcheng, naturally knows these things very well.
Therefore, he does not believe in the nonsense that girls can get pregnant out of thin air.
Therefore, when he heard the milky voice "I'm pregnant~" coming from the other end of the phone, Qin Ren's whole back was covered with sweat.
"Xiba..."
Pregnant?
Luo Yao?
After a quick calculation, besides Qin Ren, the only person in the family who has the ability to get Pixiu pregnant?
The answer is no.
Qin Ren felt his scalp numb and stared dryly, immediately falling into memories of the past.
In the past few months, every night he and Pixiu shared the same bed flashed through Qin Ren's mind like a slideshow. Qin Ren could say with conscience that he had never done anything to make a girl pregnant.
thing!
unless…
Pixiu has a special constitution, can you get pregnant even if you touch it?
impossible.
It's so outrageous, Qin Ren doesn't believe it, and he doesn't want to believe it.
That…
Could it be that I was confused by a dream?
It's also impossible.
I've heard of killing someone in a dream, but how can you be pregnant in a dream? In the dream, you can get in with one kick, so you might as well play in the national football team.
…
In fact, Qin Ren was a little flustered at this time and was thinking all kinds of random things. After Xiao Pixiu said "hello" several times on the phone, he emphasized an important point to him:
"I said what if!"
"What if?"
Qin Ren was startled, and then he let out a sigh of relief:
"Luo, do you have a pain in your butt? Is this kind of thing allowed to happen? A gadget is pregnant... Don't allow this kind of thing to happen in the future!"
"From now on, Qin Ren, you didn't answer me."
Luo Yao seemed quite serious:
"What if I have a baby, Qin Ren?"
"What do you mean?"
Qin Ren looked at Yun Wanhe's pretty back not far away, and sighed with emotion that the minister was really feminine:
"What does your baby have to do with me..."
"Qin Ren!"
Luo Yao was unhappy immediately. She should be on the sofa at the moment. Qin Ren could hear her soft thumping sound standing on the sofa through the microphone:
"Take it back! My little baby can only have a relationship with you!"
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Qin Ren picked his nose:
"So what do you want to say?"
"It's just...it's..."
Pixiu's voice became softer, and he became a little timidly worried:
"...Will you let me be born or abort me...?"
"..."
When the conversation reached this point, Qin Ren had a rough idea. He wanted to take out a cigarette with his left hand for a long time but found that his pocket was empty. Then he remembered that he had quit smoking for something small:
"So what exactly are you watching on TV right now?"
"The Legend of Zhen Huan~"
It was so amazing, Luo Yao glanced at the screen in amazement.
She is a very obedient spirit beast. Qin Ren often said to turn off the TV sound when making phone calls, so she muted it. But why did Qin Ren still know that she was watching TV?
"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, do you know that the women here are really good at giving birth to babies, just like kittens giving birth to babies!"
"Meow?"
Tuantuan, who was playing with slimes on a daily basis, had his ears twitched. When he heard the word "little boy", he thought it was because the shit shoveler had finally become sensible. However, he shyly raised his head and did not see Qin Ren. He suddenly felt resentful and jumped on the sofa.
, and then Luo Yao dragged her over and started jerking off.
I can't help but feel itchy when I'm on the phone.
"They seem to be quarreling every day, and the quarrel is about the period of giving birth to the emperor's child, and then..."
Girls all have a cute nature of sharing gossip with their close friends, and the same goes for TV series. Luo Yao started to share the plot with Qin Ren as she talked:
"…Then some children were born, and some died. There was an old man called the imperial doctor who said it was a miscarriage. Qin Ren, you are stupid and may not know. I have checked. A miscarriage is an abortion, and an abortion is an abortion.
Baby."
"That's it. I'm enlightened and taught. In addition, you are not allowed to talk about abortion on Baidu, otherwise your mobile phone and tablet will be confiscated."
"Oh...and what's more, their hair is so ugly..."
…
Pixiu is still energetic. It seems that his butt hurts just as Qin Ren said. He called and wanted to talk to Qin Ren.
If it were before, Qin Ren might just hang up and ignore her.
But now he can't bear it, and he can't understand the mood of the little girl at home. Seeing Yun Wanhe and Cheng Siyu waving to him, Qin Ren nodded and followed them at a distance, patrolling.
Chatting with Luo Yao on the sidelines.
For Qin Ren personally, such a tour was certainly lonely, but it had no impact.
Because at this stage, the minister is originally responsible for patrolling the site. Qin Ren and Cheng Siyu are actually just gaining knowledge along with it. The only one who really needs to pay attention to and record various construction issues is actually Yun Wanhe.
"Mr. Yun, look, this is what I told you before. The elevator shaft is actually bigger than the drawing."
"Didn't the area also change?"
"Yes, our indicators have been changed, but your side may not have updated them."
"Is that so...eh? Isn't the crack in the wall over there a little strange?"
"Oh, I told you, Mr. Huang, about that before. Let's go over and take a look..."
…
Yun Wanhe was still serious when working. In contrast, Cheng Siyu, who was closely behind him, was actually a little absent-minded.
There are two reasons.
First, my brother-in-law behind me was on the phone.
Although the brother-in-law's position has always been kept relatively far away, when a group of people passed certain corners and closed the distance, a little sound from the microphone would still fall into Cheng Siyu's ears, and it could be clearly heard that the other person was a woman.
child.
Who is the one…
Not my sister anyway.
Because if he calls his sister, Qin Ren will have a silly look in his eyes and a silly smile at the corner of his mouth. Cheng Siyu has peeked at her sourly many times and can't get over it.
If that wasn't my sister, was it an affair phone call with my cheating partner?
In order to confirm this, Cheng Siyu, who had been looking forward to her brother-in-law's cheating all day, pricked up her ears expectantly throughout the whole process, trying to eavesdrop on how her brother-in-law chatted with his mistress. Would it be as disgusting as when he was talking to his sister on the phone?
Mention that you have a beautiful sister-in-law and so on.
In this way, you will naturally be distracted when patrolling.
The second reason for being absent-minded is that Cheng Siyu is tired.
The small high heels Cheng Siyu wears are standard OL uniform shoes, which are the kind of flight attendant shoes worn by stewardesses. They have a slightly rounded toe and a 5 cm medium and thick heel. They are no problem for daily work, but they are really uncomfortable for walking on the construction site.
Although it wasn't like blisters or anything, the tired soreness was enough torment. The more Cheng Siyu walked, the more he wanted to find a sofa to lie down on. His legs that usually lasted a whole day shopping were all because of these shoes.
It feels like it's about to break.
In this state, Xiao Chengzi certainly has no intention of patrolling the venue.
Look at Sister Yun again.
Tsk tsk…
She was not wearing flight attendant shoes, but serious 7cm pointed-toe high heels. Cheng Siyu couldn't even imagine how she got to where she is now, and how she could still think about problems and communicate with Party A attentively.
I feel sincere admiration.
…
Soon, another half hour passed.
"Okay, I took a photo of this. Let's go up to the second floor."
"good."
The tour progress had finally reached almost 50%. At this time, Little Chengzi had a frustrated look on his face, and his toes, soles and heels were all sore.
I wanted to find a hilly place to take a rest, but I couldn't find a suitable place after searching all the way. There was cement mortar everywhere.
Therefore, Cheng Siyu could only follow Yun Wanhe, walking for a while and squatting for a while.
At this time, Qin Ren also finished the phone call with Luo Yao. He saw his sister-in-law standing up and squatting down like the timid mushroom in "Plants vs. Zombies". He thought she had a stomachache, so he hurried over and asked.
"Qin Gong——"
The brother-in-law finally came over to care about his sister-in-law. Cheng Siyu drawled a long note, pouted and started to hum:
