Time and environment can really change a person.
Once upon a time, because of the relationship between the Heavenly Demon and the Hehuan Sect, Yu Yourong couldn't even put the word "Charm" into his eyes. Unexpectedly, now, he actually took the initiative to ask... for something...
Even though it’s just a nightgown…
Tsk, so the people on earth are really...
Too open.
In the past, Yu Yourong thought that people on Earth were a bit dissolute and casual, but now he has learned new adjectives.
As the saying goes, do as the Romans do, so the fact that Yu Yourong has such a bold attitude towards the "Charming Series" is actually just a matter of gradually tolerating the openness of the people on earth.
If you have to find another reason... then you have to blame Master.
Who told her to dangle in front of Qin Ren like that before?
Speaking of Qin Ren being Yu Yourong's elder brother, he is equivalent to half of Yu Yourong's senior brother and half of Yu Ling'er's apprentice.
The female master wears clothes that are leaking in front of the male apprentice, and her fair and tender body is exposed in various ways...
Is this reasonable? Is it ridiculous? How is it appropriate?
Since there is such an unreasonable, dishonorable, and dishonorable master, it is only a matter of time before her chief disciple is led astray by her.
…
All in all, whether he was following the Romans or being led astray by his master, Yu Yourong is still in a nervous mood now. His shyness hangs on his pretty face. Looking at the shopping guide's retreating back, he would stand on tiptoe restlessly from time to time.
Tiptoeing, he finally hooked another snake far behind him.
snap—
"Hello…"
"!"
Suddenly there was a tap on the shoulder. Yu Yourong let go of the advertisement leaflet that had been grasped unconsciously. He turned his head to the left and saw nothing. When he turned to the right, he saw the suspicious eyes of his master.
"Rong'er, what are you doing? Where is the phone? Do you want to call or not?"
"Telephone? What kind of phone...oh."
Yes, she shivered for no reason just now. The master asked her to call home or Qin Ren, but she was interrupted by the shopping guide...
"I... have to make a call."
Yu Yourong stroked his hair:
"But wait a moment, that person just brought the clothes over right away. Let's try on the clothes first."
"Okay, I'll just do it in the fitting room."
Yu Ling'er felt that it was not good to leave the shopping guide aside any longer, so he waited with Yu Yourong for the shopping guide to come back with the goods, acting very reasonable.
After all, Yu Ling'er, who was born in the Liuyun Sect, can be regarded as "from a wealthy family". Regardless of her age, she would be a lady in the world of mortals. If she didn't disregard her age, she would still be a young noblewoman in her twenties.
Although the sect was spanked by his disciples from time to time for doing some ungrateful things, he still understood some of the principles of the Eight Classics, otherwise he wouldn't be able to leave it to Yu Yourong.
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"Wait for a long time, haha, the pajamas are here."
Not long after, the shopping guide came over with a pile of goods full of joy, almost covering his face.
"This... so many?" Yu Yourong was shocked by the number of nightgowns in the pile.
"This... so little?" Yu Ling'er was shocked by the fabric of this pile of nightgowns.
"Um, wait a minute, I..."
Yu Yourong took a slight step forward and stopped the shopping guide a little ahead. He glanced at the master who was staring at his beautiful eyes and gradually blushing, and then whispered to the shopping guide:
"...Didn't I just talk about the two pieces of Mei... Meisen? What are you..."
"It's bad! It doesn't hurt to draw inferences from one example, little sister, it won't hurt to compare more. These models are all similar in style to the two pieces you just took a fancy to. They may not be from our charm series, but the effect is still good."
The shopping guide gave a mischievous "I know everything" look:
"I'm talking about the effect for my boyfriend~"
"..."
Does this person think he is very humorous...
The corners of Yu Yourong's lips were a little stiff, but one thing is that the other party's ability to draw inferences from one example is indeed the basic professional quality that an excellent shopping guide should possess.
"Teacher..., aunt, let's go to the fitting room."
"?"
Yu Yourong waved. Yu Ling'er, who was staring at the pile of nightgowns and pretending to cover his eyes, was stunned for a moment when he heard this. Then he remembered that Qin Ren had arranged false identities for the "girls who fell from the sky" at home.
…
The ones that are commonly used and basically faked are the identity of Yu Yourong's "sister", and the rest are Luo Yao, Qin Ren's "little sister", and Yu Ling'er, the "aunt".
…
The elder brother is called aunt, and the younger sister is naturally called aunt.
So, "aunt" Yu Ling'er, who was slow to react, got into the dressing room with "niece" Yu Yourong.
"Hey, don't worry."
"how?"
Yu Ling'er crossed her two arms and lifted up the hem of her clothes. She was about to change her clothes when she saw her disciple with a vigilant look on his face, reaching out to cover the small piece of her exposed white and tender waist. His bright black pupils were between circles and ovals.
Shrinking back and forth, a bit like a camera focusing, looking left and right, up and down, as if looking for something.
"Rong'er, what are you looking for?"
"Camera."
"Snake...like...what?"
Yu Ling'er frowned, and the people were dissatisfied with Snake Tun Xiang. Ever since the Ba Snake Ancestor swallowed a delicious elephant countless years ago, the Snake Clan in the Ten Thousand Demon Continent has been unable to get along with the Elephant Clan. If possible, both sides
It's because I don't want to have anything to do with the other party.
"Camera!"
The idiot master forgot the words he taught him again. Yu Yourong raised his hand and slapped his master on the buttocks. He hadn't slapped him on the buttocks for a long time. It felt like he slapped her on the latex mattress in a TV shopping show.
Hmm...the difference may be that it rebounds faster and won't sink for a long time before springing back like latex mattresses.
"This is the one that can take photos and videos." Yu Yourong simply took out his mobile phone.
"oh…"
Yu Ling'er remembered it instantly, but the process of thinking was not very pleasant. She curled her lips, covered her butt, turned her head and whispered:
“…It’s amazing to have a mobile phone…”
The price of graphics cards will definitely drop soon. When the computer Qin Ren bought for her comes back, Yu Ling'er is not afraid to compete with Rong'er to see who is bigger between master and apprentice.
After all, in Yu Ling'er's mind, when it comes to technological products, who is older should be more powerful. Mobile phones are definitely not as good as computers...
"Be sure to check the camera in a place like the fitting room. My brother said that the camera is also called a sex camera, because promiscuous women on the earth like to sell their sex in front of the camera, so for the sake of profit, many innocent girls will also be raped.
Take a photo of the color and send it online..."
Yu Yourong continued to search while educating her master about women's safety awareness. After finally confirming that there was nothing left, the two of them started to formally try on clothes.
Soon, there was a rustle and a faint fragrance floating in the fitting room.
…
"...I hate it, Rong'er, why are you trying yours, why are you trying to steal mine..."
"...Huh? What do you mean it's not mine? What about mine?...
"...This...this? No! What is this? It's so ugly! It's as ugly as your little shark!..."
"...No, I...I want this on you..."
"...You are even more shameless! Fifty steps lead to a hundred steps! Bring it here..."
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Due to the care of a certain bad snake, the fitting room gradually began to ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong, making various sounds of arms, legs, and chest hitting the wall. Just by listening to the sound, you can tell that it is very thin, white, and big.
The shopping guide was a little confused, and the exciting game between two beautiful girls stripping each other's clothes came to mind.
Who says only men like to watch women fight?
Anyway, the shopping guide couldn't stand still, and moved away from the fitting room uncomfortably, letting the two of them toss around as much as they wanted, as long as they didn't damage the fitting room.
And by leaving, she unintentionally gave Yu Yourong the best opportunity to make a phone call.
Although it's not a secret phone call, it's better if no one else is listening.
"Shh! Don't make trouble yet."
Yu Yourong wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, covered the last shoulder strap on his body, and proposed a truce first.
Damn it, you really can't fight with a big-assed woman in such a narrow place...