Qin Ren threw a certain Pixiu who was riding on his lap to the side of the sofa and hugged Tuantuan over again.
"Meow~"
Damn you, you still know how to look back? Tuantuan also forgave Qin Ren at the speed of light.
"Luo, have I ever told you to think twice before speaking?"
Qin Ren stared at Luo Yao with a dark face, and the little girl thought twice.
Think about it…
Think twice…
Think twice…
Luo Yao thought about it for a second. Three seconds passed. After thinking twice, she suddenly licked her fingers:
"Yes, it should be Qin Ren who is sleeping with me...Oh, it hurts..."
It’s been a long time since I pinched Pixiu. Qin Ren started to move his hands and found the cold glutinous rice dumplings so comfortable:
"Why should I sleep with you?"
"Don't pinch me."
Luo Yao was not happy. She took out her wet fingers and poked them into Qin Ren's mouth a few times, and was pinched hard again.
"Unlucky boy..."
Qin Ren cursed, his lips filled with the sweet taste of nectar.
…
Although this guy is a spiritual beast and the body fluids all over his body are cleaner than the body surface, it is saliva after all, and Qin Ren is not a pervert, so naturally he cannot let her do whatever he wants.
"No matter how hard I try, I'll pinch you."
"Hmph...o(￣ヘ￣o#)"
Stinky Qin Ren, he always treats Master Shangxian as a toy...
However, Luo Yao still gave in, pouted, stood on the sofa, raised her little feet wrapped in white cotton socks and kicked them away, then sat back in Qin Ren's arms, and solemnly announced:
"Qin Ren, you know, I am no longer me from today on."
"?"
I'm not who I am anymore? Qin Ren was quite philosophical when she heard this. She sneered and played with her pretty little skirt:
"Okay, then what are you?"
"Hmph~"
Luo Yao proudly put her hands on her hips:
"It's me~!"
"What the hell?"
"I!"
Luo Yao hugged Qin Ren's neck and shook it twice:
"She is the Queen, the Queen is me, and I am the Queen."
…
Historical experience tells Qin Ren that whenever a domesticated spirit beast behaves strangely, the reason is usually related to some earthly literary and artistic works that the spirit beast has recently come into contact with.
To put it bluntly, I saw something I shouldn’t have seen.
Qin Ren didn't really forget things as much as Yu Yourong said, so he suddenly remembered the phone call he had made with Luo Yao during the day. At that time, the guy mentioned the "little baby" and what she was doing Watch a certain TV series.
"How many episodes of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" have you watched?" Qin Ren took out his mobile phone from her body and opened iQiyi.
"Episode 52."
Luo Yao replied, a little shy, and pressed her little hands along the edge of her skirt.
Qin Ren keeps playing with her skirt, so much that even her panties can be seen, it's really annoying...
Master Shangxian is no longer the little girl who was shameless in the living room with her bare butt all over the living room. It's not dark yet, how can she let Qin Ren see her panties casually?
"So you watched 52 episodes of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" and came to the conclusion that you are the queen?"
"It wasn't originally."
It seemed that Qin Ren hadn't figured it out yet, Luo Yao looked at him seriously:
"So it is about to happen from now on. I will be my palace from today on, and then I will be my aunt to the world."
"It's my mother's love for the world. What kind of aunt? I'm still an aunt..."
Auntie’s world…
Qin Ren felt sick and terrified just thinking about it.
"I bet you became a queen just to serve others?"
"I don't know how to do other things, and I haven't acted on TV either."
"It sounds like you know how to sleep with me."
Qin Ren laughed, lay down, and changed into a comfortable position for her to continue:
"My hair has not even grown yet. Do you know what sleeping in bed is?"
"It's the queen or concubine who wants to sleep with the emperor."
Is it difficult? Isn’t this what Luo Yao and Qin Ren do every night?
Oh, and so is Gu Qing.
Hmm... Gu Qing can only sleep two days a week...
Then she can be considered a concubine~
After assigning high and low status in his heart without authorization, Luo Yao's smooth forehead was struck by Qin Ren:
Gu compensation
"Wake up, the Qing Dynasty is dead, am I the emperor?"
"You are not, so I don't want to sleep with you. I want you to sleep with me..."
The little girl who suddenly became quiet was as beautiful as porcelain. Her soft little face leaned on Qin Ren's shoulder and curled up in Qin Ren's arms. She looked more like a ball than a ball, white and tender.
He pressed his fingers on Qin Ren's belly and slowly drew circles:
"Qin Ren..."
"Um?"
"...You are not the emperor, so...just..."
She raised her face, her face was small, her body was also small, her eyes were like washed glass beads, with a moist sheen, they were so beautiful:
"...So Qin Ren, you only have the queen and don't have any concubines, okay..."
"Idiot, where did I get my concubine now?"
The little guy can always inadvertently give people a soft and healing feeling. Qin Ren gently held her ankle and kissed her little nose tenderly:
"You talk nonsense, and then you have to think nonsense after you finish talking..."
To use the current popular term, it suddenly became a bit emo.
"...I am not the emperor, and you are not the queen. I am Qin Ren, and you are Luo Yao."
"Then...then Qin Ren is also Luoyao's Qin Ren..."
"When did you buy me out?"
"Now, and later."
Luo Yao bit into her mouth a piece of long hanging hair and pursed it with her thin lips:
"...You agree first. If you agree, Luo Yao will...become Qin Ren's Yaoyao..."
"Yao Yao?"
Qin Ren suppressed a smile.
"Do not laugh!"
"You call yourself Yaoyao, are you embarrassed? Hahaha..."
"I told you not to laugh!"
Luo Yao was angry and frustrated, so she shook his neck vigorously, pretending to be out of breath, so that she could hide the shy blush on her face.
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To put it bluntly, Luo Yao still didn't know what sleeping in bed was.
The TV show is very subtle, and it is a costume drama. If you don't understand some ancient terms, it will appear even more euphemistic.
Qin Ren refused to explain to her, so Luo Yao kept pestering her all the way until dinner.
Qin Ren, helpless, finally gave an explanation of "sexual intercourse".
"What is intercourse?"
"..."
As a result, this problem has fallen into the matryoshka dilemma again.
"elder brother…"
The two snakes had learned this word before, and Yu Yourong felt ashamed and gave Qin Ren a piece of fish meat:
"...Don't teach Yaoyao some strange things..."
"What an injustice!"
Qin Ren immediately compared himself to Dou E. This spiritual beast knew everything by himself without a teacher. How could he be taught by him?
"彳庍口巴."
Qin Ren curled his lips and began to blame the blame in a mischievous manner:
"Since you seem to understand Rong Rong, please explain [sexual intercourse] to Luo Yao."
"Oh brother..."
The little snake blushed and was so angry that he didn't say much. The big snake's chopsticks hit the edge of the bowl, making a clear sound.
Yu Yourong and Qin Ren looked sideways at the same time, but Yu Ling'er remained expressionless and continued to pick up the food. After a while, he whispered in a very low voice:
"…Bad guys are bad guys..."
"Master? What are you muttering about?"
"Ahem!"
Qin Ren pinched his throat and actively picked up the spoon, interrupting the possible continued conversation between master and disciple:
"Yourong, come on, have some soup."
"oh oh."
"More meat..."
"Yeah, thank you, brother."
Yu Yourong obediently raised the small bowl, filled it with spoonfuls of her brother's care, and began to eat slowly when it was full.
And after quietly glancing at the sweet little appearance of his disciple, Yu Ling'er felt a messy and indescribable feeling that came from nowhere.
It feels like... Master's body has been looked at, but this evil disciple has never suffered any losses, so why is he so proud of himself...
Human emotions, especially women's emotions, are inherently unpredictable.
Then, with the help of an inexplicable impulse, Yu Ling'er picked up his bowl and placed it in front of Qin Ren with a "snap".
"?"
Qin Ren, who had just put it down, was stunned.
Yu Ling'er lowered her head and did not look at him, biting her chopsticks silently, pursing her lips and uttering three words:
