Chapter 266 Who doesn't like to watch girls' stickers?
"We are back."
When he returned home for the second time in the evening, the smell of rice was already wafting in the house. Before Qin Ren could take his hand out of the big snake's arms, the little snake had already come out of the kitchen.
"It's so slow, brother~."
"Ah? Oh, okay..."
As soon as Yu Yourong opened his mouth, Qin Ren noticed something was wrong.
Um…
He vaguely remembered that when he was not in bed, Xiao Sheer's voice should not be so loud...
So there is no doubt that this is just for others to hear.
And it was obviously his second time to go home, but Little Snake'er didn't come over to help Qin Ren get his coat or anything, but gave him a loving hug first.
"Brother, I miss you~"
"Ha...haha, Yourong, why don't we go into the house first..."
Qin Ren felt like the Tom Cat playing alone at the concert. His left hand was held in Yu Ling'er's arms, his right hand was caressing Yu Yourong's back, and the neck in the middle was hugged by her.
With.
Naturally, Yu Yourong also noticed that a certain sneaky cat was holding her boyfriend's arm, so she hugged Qin Ren tighter.
Da Snake'er didn't show any signs of weakness, raised his chin, glared at the evil disciple, and hugged Qin Ren's arm tighter.
So Xiao Sheer continued to add more money.
The big snake continued to exert its strength.
Both the master and the apprentice held the belief that they would not steam the steamed buns, and soon Qin Ren could hear a "hissing" sound in his ears, as if the two snakes were spitting messages to each other.
…
Qin Ren, although he is strong and healthy, he is still a human body after all. How can he withstand the torment of these two little fairies who can uproot a weeping willow? Soon he felt that he was about to be physically killed by two snakes.
The children were divided equally.
"Stop, stop, stop..."
Qin Ren shouted helplessly that the two snakes had put her boyfriend in danger not long ago. When he heard this, he immediately stopped caring about competing.
"Brother, are you okay?"
"Qin Ren, let me see your neck quickly..."
"Heh, I still want to see his arm..."
"Okay! Stop it all!"
It was very rare and long-awaited that Qin Ren became "angry". After a loud shout, he straightened his face, took off his coat, threw it on the chair, and then pointed to the floor in front of him angrily:
"You two! Stand still!"
"..."
"..."
The two snakes glanced at each other, both pouting slightly in dissatisfaction, but they still stood side by side obediently. One lowered his head and clasped his fingers, while the other put his hands behind his back and looked at the floor aggrievedly.
Qin Ren looked at the two of them unhappily on the surface, but in his heart he was feeling that the master and apprentice really looked like mother and daughter, and it was the first time he saw them standing in front of him so obediently, like a bunch of girls competing for each other's beauty and setting off each other.
Bing Dilian unexpectedly gave Qin Ren a different kind of flutter...
"Ahem..."
Putting aside his fantasy for the time being, Qin Ren cleared his throat and stared at the two snakes silently for a moment. When the two snakes raised their eyes suspiciously, he directly hugged the two of them with one hand and heard a flirtatious sound from the left and right.
The cooing of the heartstrings was as enjoyable as the stereo sound, and then Qin Ren kissed them one by one.
"If two children are having trouble, I would ask them to shake hands as a sign of friendship, but since you are both adults, I would use indirect kissing instead."
Looking at the shy blush on the snakes' faces, Qin Ren's expression changed and he smiled teasingly:
"How's it going? Have you reconciled?"
"not so good."
Seeing her boyfriend changing his face in Sichuan Opera, his girlfriends also became angry.
"You bad guy, you always think of weird things in your head!"
"Brother, we won't do what we did that day again, we just have a little fuss now and then..."
Qin Ren doesn't listen to excuses.
"Does a small quarrel count as a quarrel?"
He was very strict, and the smile on his face subsided slightly to show his seriousness:
Both the master and the apprentice were a little startled after hearing this. They had never heard of this kind of punishment. They felt it was better to slap their palms or shake hands like children. They always felt...
The big and small snakes thought of this possibility almost at the same time, so they glanced at each other in unison. As a result, they saw the embarrassment and shyness in the other's eyes at the same time, so they pursed their lips and turned their heads.
Their boyfriend is indeed a pervert...
…
But there is a saying that this method, or this kind of deterrence, is quite effective. As soon as Little Snake'er said that he was going to start serving rice and cooking, Big Snake'er immediately rolled up his sleeves and went to help. Just now, "Little Snake'er"
"Noisy" was all forgotten.
Seventy percent of the reasons for this are due to the strong relationship between the two, and the other three are due to Qin Ren's proud mistakes.
The master and apprentice, who were originally at odds with each other, began to kiss out of necessity in order to please their common boyfriend, and then they couldn't help it anymore and looked at each other with confused eyes...
Well, there is a picture.
Who doesn't like to watch girls posting? Qin Ren was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, and was having some silly daydreams. Suddenly, the door opened again, and then a familiar and lovely voice rang.
"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"
A pretty and bright little girl, with a fluttering light blue A-line skirt, fluttered into Qin Ren's arms like a little dove.
"Good guy, have you gained weight?" Qin Ren hugged Luo Yao like a princess.
"No, am I heavy?" Luo Yao murmured suspiciously, while skillfully sniffing Qin Ren's body with her little nose to see if there was any new scent of wild women.
"How can I put it, it's not heavy..."
Qin Ren's hugging Luo Yao has always been similar to hugging a ball. How heavy can a little lolita like a little fox be?
"...I think you are a bit older and... um... taller?"
"Have it?"
"It just seems like, I'm not sure either."
Qin Ren put Luo Yao on the sofa, then rubbed his chin and looked at her carefully.
The little girl was restless. She sat obediently at first. Within five seconds, she started to tilt her head and blink. After another ten seconds, her toes were wiggling around in the tips of her little white cotton socks.
.
"No, I can't tell."
Qin Ren gave up and asked Yu Yourong while he was eating. Yu Yourong nodded calmly:
"Yes, Yaoyao is taller and plump."
"No wonder, one day before I felt that she had grown a little. It seems that it was not an illusion."
"Well, Pixiu must grow slowly, but it still needs to grow. But since it is a transformed body, it shouldn't grow too much. The top of the head may be as big as a 16-year-old girl from someone else's family."
"That's it..."
Qin Ren was quite curious and wanted to see what a Pixiu like that looked like.
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After the meal, the family came back from a walk. Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong immediately got together and started shopping on Taobao.
Because Yu Ling'er had planned before that he would buy a seasonal windbreaker for himself and his apprentice after his salary was paid. Of course, girls should be careful when buying clothes. In addition to windbreakers, there may also be gloves, hats, etc.
Accessories should be chosen carefully.
Qin Ren just lay down next to Ge You on the sofa, stroking Pixiu with his right hand, and flipping through the TV with the remote control in his left hand, and turned to "Animal World".
It just so happened that while both snakes were in the kitchen, I checked to see if there was any snake porn.
But it didn't.
"Animal World" is talking about lions, which are very common and something you can never tire of. Qin Ren didn't bother to pick one, so he read it with gusto.
"What's so good about this?" Luo Yao shook her feet and stepped on Qin Ren's belly dissatisfied.
"You don't understand. This is for adults to see. Go and play your game of Landlords."
"I am three hundred years old."
Luo Yao was too lazy to declare that she was an adult. She could only say that she understood everything. She stared at the TV for a while, then pointed at a lazy lion and babbling:
"This is an East African lion, a male with a mane."
"Huh?"
Qin Ren was happy and pinched her little butt:
"Returning to the East African lion, can you identify the subspecies?"
"snort."
Of course Master Shangxian understands. I just reviewed "One Hundred Thousand Whys" before. There are many volumes of that book. The one about animals specifically distinguishes between East African lions, West African lions and North African lions in Africa.
“The East African lion’s mane is much thicker, you can tell by looking at it.”
Luo Yao watched the TV and pointed at the ones running towards the prey:
"These are females, and the male lions are all pretty, so we need the females to hunt."
"..."
This girl obviously learned the word "little pretty face" from those weird TV series. It's hard to guard against this kind of thing. Who knows how many other nonsense words she has learned.
"Ah, this is..."
The TV quickly switched to a scene of lions mating. After all, they are just wild animals. Qin Ren was thinking about whether it was necessary to change the channel when Luo Yao pointed again:
"This is that."
"?"
Damn it, the little girl seems to have really grown up. Qin Ren squinted his eyes and tried:
"You also know this?"
"Uh-huh…"
Luo Yao's clear big eyes stared at the male lion shaking on the female lion for a while, as if digging into the depths of memory. After saying "hmm" for a long time, she rubbed her nose:
"This is that one, it's called resonance with the female."
"..."
If you learn too many things, you will end up making mistakes like this.
However, even though he knew that little Pixiu would be more sensible than he is now sooner or later, Qin Ren still felt as if his old father was relieved.
"Forget it, watch the news."
Qin Ren changed the channel, skipping the big cat movie, and happened to turn to a station broadcasting short messages.
[...Under ongoing investigation into the satellite debris incident, NASA denies that it is related to the blackout in the Forty States on the 9th. The mainstream speculation is still that it was caused by the meteorite rain, but some people still insist that they saw laser beams emitted by the "mysterious weapon"...]
power failure?
Good guy, the first piece of news seems to be quite nonsense. No wonder Qin Ren has heard someone in the company talking about a power outage in the past two days. A blackout in forty states at the same time is really not a trivial matter. Even if it only lasts for one minute, it is nonsense.
Already…
By the way...
Isn’t the 9th the day when girlfriends fight...
After that incident, Qin Ren still remembered the date of the 9th.
[...Penguin held a press conference in the morning, stating that the network crash on the 9th had caused tens of millions of losses...]
[…Singer and actor Feng Moumou was detained this morning on suspicion of illegal love trafficking…]
[...The film "Reading Files" adapted from the famous online literature writer's one-shot work has entered the Lunar New Year movie this year...]
…
The remaining few text messages broadcast were dispensable. Nowadays, Qin Ren is always confused by the unfamiliar names on the screen.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Why is she always in the news lately?
The more he watched, the less interested he became. Unless there was some big event and the official media brought his information under his nose, Qin Ren would take a look at it.
But at the end, a really useful text message made Qin Ren's eyes light up.
[...Ethereum has been officially merged today, and graphics card equipment will no longer be able to engage in illegal mining activities...]
Another mining disaster?
Good! Very happy!
Qin Ren slapped his thigh. Although mining disasters have happened time and time again before, the merger of Ethereum is different. For ordinary people like Qin Ren who don’t actually know much about the Bitcoin blockchain, this incident has brought
The best result is that computer graphics cards, whose prices have skyrocketed in recent years due to mining, are finally about to drop in price.
To be more specific, this means that the computer that Yu Ling'er has been planning to give him can finally be officially unveiled.
…
Qin Ren immediately found the Taobao merchant he had contacted before, and after asking around, he found out that as early as more than half a month ago, when the news of the merger of Ethereum was first announced, the price of 30 series graphics cards had already begun to drop.
Up to now, no one wants the top-of-the-line 3090Ti in the 30 series, which costs 200 yuan each. After all, 99% of them are mining cards sold by profiteers.
The latest 40 series graphics cards are now on sale at normal prices. If Qin Ren thinks about it, the other party can get the goods tomorrow and send the entire computer over the day after tomorrow.
[Hey, don’t worry, don’t worry, I want to upgrade the configuration list to another level]
Qin Ren, who had just earned 50,000 yuan from Southeast University, was typing with a bit more determination. He felt that there was no need to save the 50,000 yuan like the 200,000 yuan he had earned from selling Yu Ling'er jewelry.
Even so, the quality of life still needs to be improved.
[Let me get that CPU, motherboard, etc., into the high-end. The overall budget should be around 20,000 yuan. By the way, I also got the peripherals at your house... By the way, you have those pink cat-ear headphones.
No? My girlfriend likes it very much...]
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(Actually, I don’t know anything about computers at all. I recently wanted to buy a computer, so I learned some skills. Professionals, please don’t complain)
