This kind of thing rarely happens in novels, but in Qin Ren's reality, it seems a little bit reasonable. After all, the sister-in-law turned into a vampire because she was bitten by the little bitch at home.
From a perspective, they can be considered sisters.
Now that my sister-in-law has grown a tail, there is nothing wrong with wanting to meet Su Lili, who is the "guide".
But again, Qin Ren is not an ordinary brother-in-law, he is a brother-in-law who has been teased by his sister-in-law since he was a child.
So after the sister-in-law made the request to meet in a seemingly honest and obedient manner, Qin Ren was keenly aware that "the drunkard's aunt is not drinking" and carefully asked:
"Then where are you going to meet Lily?"
"Your home~"
Xiao Chengzi answered sweetly, as if "I am very obedient", but was directly exposed by her brother-in-law ruthlessly:
"Cheng Siyu, don't be clever, I won't let you see my girlfriends for the time being."
"She...them?"
Cheng Siyu covered her mouth and pretended to be frightened, but her eyes shone like a little fox.
Even the tail that had just been retracted suddenly popped out and made a heart shape in the air, revealing her true inner emotions:
"Wow, brother-in-law, didn't you cheat on more than one girl? Or did you cheat on her like a matryoshka doll?"
"Making...matryoshka doll?"
"Hmm, first you cheated on my sister with a girl named Yu Yourong, and then you cheated on Yu Yourong with another girl. This is called cheating with a matryoshka doll. Brother-in-law, have you ever cheated on me?
Wow?"
"Nonsense..."
Qin Ren touched the fine sweat on his forehead and wondered what was going on with this girl. Could it be that the vampire's tail was used to read minds?
But of course he didn't feel guilty because of cheating. How could it be called cheating if it was just wishful thinking?
The reason why Qin Ren feels so guilty is because the so-called "cheating on Yu Yourong" cannot be said to be completely groundless. After all, Qin Ren's nominal first girlfriend is indeed not Xiao She'er, but her.
Master is coming...
"The ones I'm talking about are Su Lili and Yu Yourong, the two of them."
Qin Ren put on a straight face and rounded off his words:
"Why did you invite you to meet Lily...don't you just want to take the opportunity to visit my house and have a beautiful face?"
Fangrong is the fragrant Yu Yourong. The sister-in-law who was exposed stuck out her tongue and stopped hiding it. She hugged her brother-in-law's arm and smiled:
"Good brother-in-law, you won't show me the photo again. We are all a family from now on. Why are you so mysterious?"
"Who is with your family..."
"Sister Yourong~"
"You call it smoothly..."
"There's nothing we can do."
Cheng Siyu pouted:
"You are my brother-in-law anyway, so it is destined that no matter how many women you cheat on, they can only be my sister... That's right! Brother-in-law, are you going to let Sister Yourong or my biological sister be the bigger one?
"
"The women of the Qin family are all big or small!"
Qin Ren reiterated this sentence several times at home, and reiterated it again in front of his sister-in-law, which can be regarded as... um... a vaccination.
"cut…"
Little Chengzi smiled half-heartedly:
"It's fair, brother-in-law, should I praise you?"
"Cheng Siyu, if you keep acting weird, I won't feed you tomorrow."
"Humph, if you don't want to feed me, I won't feed you."
OK, my brother-in-law cheated on me, and he had feelings for his sister and other women besides himself, so he became bolder and even dared to threaten his sister-in-law.
Cheng Siyu glared at him, stretched out her tail from her lower back again, and whipped it twice in mid-air like a whip. At the same time, her little hands made fierce gestures like cat claws, and she showed her tip with a whimpering sound.
Pointy little tiger teeth:
"Stupid human being, if you stop feeding me, I will suck all the demon blood out of you!"
"Stupid vampire, if I suck you dry, I won't be able to feed you anymore."
"It doesn't matter, I will die together with Su Lili when the time comes."
Cheng Siyu is very thoughtful:
"You won't be able to feed me then, but you won't be able to feed Lily either. I'll see if you feel distressed or not. Will you come over if you feel distressed..."
"That's hard to say. Even if Lily really doesn't have the demon blood, she can still drink it... uh..."
"Hmm? What to drink?"
"nothing…"
Qin Ren didn't tell his sister-in-law the story of Yunchang Porridge for the time being, but when the words came to this point, Qin Ren couldn't help but start thinking about a question:
Now that my sister-in-law has even grown a tail, does the cloud-growing porridge and other things... also have the effect of "one drop of porridge and ten drops of blood" on her and Su Lili...
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My sister-in-law's lunch is over, but Qin Ren's lunch has just begun.
Qin Ren didn't go downstairs to buy bread for his lunch, because today not only did the Minister send a small portion of steamed eggs with steamed seeds, but Cheng Zi's mother, Mrs. Tong Lu, also made lunch for Qin Ren again.
"It's...poached egg rice bowl again..." Qin Ren smiled and looked at the hot rice in the lunch box and the two eggs, one large and one small, on the rice.
"What? You dislike it?" Cheng Siyu whispered to her brother-in-law, "Be careful, I will report you when I go back, so that my mother will never cook for you again."
"Actually...there's really no need to specialize."
Qin Ren didn't mean to dislike it, he just thought about it seriously:
"I remember that Aunt Tong had to cook at home on weekdays, so why bother cooking it for me? It was very hard work. If you are really enthusiastic, you can cook more at home the day before and cook it for me the next day.
I'll just get some and heat it up."
"It's not like it's not like that."
Cheng Siyu shook his head:
"Originally, I don't cook it for you every day. I only cook it when I'm interested...and you don't know that our mother is very good at cooking at home. She basically makes do with everything, so she only pays extra attention when cooking it for you.
, you have to use a measuring cup when boiling rice and adding water, and you also need a mold when frying poached eggs.”
"Mold? Real or fake?"
Qin Ren was astonished. It felt like they had put extra care into it, but the future mother-in-law seemed a little unskilled in using molds. Qin Renzai stared at the two poached eggs carefully for a long time, and then he vaguely saw that there were indeed two slightly different shapes.
A heart shape.
"Tsk tsk, thank you for taking the trouble..."
Half of Qin Ren felt flattered, but the other half was inexplicably uneasy. This intriguing poached egg rice bowl always felt like his mother-in-law was constantly giving him some hints. It was obviously related to Xiao Chengzi, but he didn't know her.
Is the attitude clear or dark, negative or negative...
All in all, Qin Ren finally asked Xiao Chengzi to give Mrs. Tong a message, saying that he would not bother her in the future. The little wife at home, classmate Yu Yourong, was also planning to make lunch for him and take it to the company from now on.
"Does her cooking taste good?"
"Second only to me, there is even a faint tendency to surpass me."
"Wow…"
The person whom the brother-in-law cheated on was actually so virtuous, and Xiao Chengzi couldn't help but become more curious about her.
"Actually, she has mentioned bringing food several times before the Mid-Autumn Festival, but I still don't want her to work too hard. But now it's getting cold and winter is coming. It's better not to have a full meal at noon.
As for my son, I feel a little unsatisfied mentally and physically. I feel that the brain will not be supplied with enough oxygen, which will affect my work..."
Qin Ren was eating poached eggs and talking. As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar voice came from behind:
"Oh, you are such an expert at fishing, how can you say something that affects your work?"
"Sister Yun."
Qin Ren turned around and smiled, Xiao Chengzi smacked his lips, quietly let go of his little hand on his brother-in-law's leg, stepped on his high heels, sat on the chair and slid back to his workstation, pretending to look at the pictures.
"You ate eggs again?"
Seeing the rice bowl on Qin Ren's table, Yun Wanhe frowned slightly. It was obvious that he had just eaten the steamed egg with steamed seeds made by himself:
"Do you like eggs?"
"Uh...yes! Eggs are good, a great supplement!"
"Great supplement? Eggs can..."
Yun Wanhe was mid-sentence when he suddenly thought of a proverb about what you eat and what you eat. She immediately stopped speaking with some embarrassment, changed her words and continued to ask curiously:
"You did it?"
"No, a close elder made it for me."
"oh…"
In fact, this statement made Yun Wanhe feel a little warm unintentionally.
She grew up with her grandma, who had been in poor health since she was young. When Xiao Hemiao came back from school every day in high school, sometimes she might not be able to eat the lunch cooked by her grandma, but there was an aunt with an afro next door who belonged to her grandma.
As a good friend, he would often help make lunch for Yun Wanhe.
Qin Ren's "close elders" reminded Yun Wanhe of that afro-headed aunt. The beautiful and warm memories made her speak softer for a while:
"Then you, an elder, have a rather young mentality."
"Why?"
"what why…"
Yun Wanhe pointed at the two poached eggs:
"Aren't you going to give me a heart shape specially made for you?"
"..."
Qin Ren said it was amazing, it took him a long time to see the love, but the minister hit the nail on the head. It must be said that a woman can see through a woman at a glance...
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"I'm back."
"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"
Qin Ren worked a little overtime in the evening and arrived home at about 9 o'clock. As soon as he opened the door, the little girl at home rushed into his arms skillfully, smelling a sweet fragrance and rubbing her little head on his chest.
Rubbing:
"Qin Ren, I would like to eat three delicacies Yi noodles."
"?"
"And... there are also Smelly Ganzi, Bawangsi, and Little Black Bear."
"That's called a little raccoon."
Pixiu was talking about snacks from Qin Ren's childhood. As soon as Qin Ren heard this, he knew that he must have watched some kind of video that recalled his childhood. But for some reason, many childhood snacks no longer have the same taste as they used to.
Take spicy strips for example. The mainstream ones now are Weilong spicy strips, which taste almost the same as the various spicy strips you used to eat when you were a kid.
It's probably because I didn't put in enough additives as when I was a kid, so the flavor isn't strong enough.
When I was a kid, many of the spicy strips were made in shady workshops, so there were rumors such as "sanitary napkins making spicy strips" and "old ladies chewing chicken feet". Not only was the hygienic environment worrying, but various flavorings were also used too hard.
, so much so that after a primary school student in the class finished eating a pack of spicy strips, the strong smell of spicy strips could be felt around several tables around him.
If I share it a little more, the whole classroom will be filled with the smell of spicy strips in the summer.
And this kind of spicy strips is the classic taste of Qin Ren’s childhood!
Of course, it may also be purely psychological. Now that the conditions are better and the food is much more delicious, Qin Ren feels that the so-called childhood snacks are not as delicious as they were in real childhood.
"If you are really interested, I can take you to buy some on the weekends to try it out."
"Okay~"
Luo Yao hugged Qin Ren and kissed him:
"Qin Ren, I also want to eat spicy crabs."
"no!"
With a cold shout, the little snake on the sofa put down his mobile phone and warned Luo Yao seriously:
"Yao Yao, I told you, those are spicy little spiders and cannot be eaten."
"Just eat it."
The Master Shangxian in Qin Ren's arms is fearless and can openly and openly disobey Yu Yourong:
"I also want to eat spicy fish."
"..."
The little snake's face turned dark immediately, which made Qin Ren laugh. He remembered the time when Yu Yourong smashed the refrigerator when he saw a crab for the first time.
"Go, feed Tuantuan two small dried fishes, you are not allowed to eat them secretly."
Qin Ren patted Pi Xiu's little butt and sent her away, then went to the sofa and teased his girlfriend with a smile:
"Yourong, are you still afraid of crabs?"
"It has eight legs!"
The little snake gestured angrily with eight slender, white fingers:
"Eight! Any creature with many legs is a devil!"
"Hahaha…"
Qin Ren found it very interesting to hear the word "devil" used by a cultivator:
"Then according to you, what is a centipede?"
"Also the devil."
The little snake looked serious.
"Where's the caterpillar?"
"devil."
"Where's the centipede?"
"devil."
"Um…"
Qin Ren thought for a while:
"Then do you know who the angel is?"
"Who?"
"Of course they are snakes without legs."
Qin Ren put his arms around Little Snake's shoulders and kissed her soft orchid lips:
"For example, you are my angel."
"What...it's so disgusting..."
Under the warm light, Little Snake's face was as pink as clouds, and the scales on her abdomen were slightly hot. Her arms gradually tightened along Brother Qing's back. Just when she was about to be warm and affectionate, there was a sudden sound from the computer desk behind her.
I heard the voice of a certain sneaky cat:
"Sorry Qin Ren, I seem to have forgotten to pick up a courier. Is it still too late?"
"There's enough time."
Qin Ren nodded and stood up:
"The inn closes at 10 o'clock. The new headphones should have arrived. I'll go get them."